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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, X-Men: Evolution, Twilight, Charmed, and Harry Potter.
Hello everyone I am back and ready to give you more stories and updates soooooooooooooooooo watch out. I am also thinking of starting a new story...don't know what it will be about yet but I think I might get an idea sooner or later :).
Age:14...soon to be 15
Whereabouts: None of Your Business
Current interests, music, flag, school, my birthday and of course writing.
"In mutant heaven there are no pearly gates, but instead revolving doors." - Professor X
"So what? The X-Men come back to life more than Jesus".-Random guy
"Jean Grey is dead"- Cyclops
"Yeah, that'll last long," -Agent Brand
"Deadpool: Breaking down the fourth wall, brick by brick!"
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination." -DeadPool
DP:"Do I still think in those little yellow boxes? Ooh, I missed you, little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together!"
Kruch: "Germany is also a country you're not at war with, by the way."
"No one stays up. Sometimes I think the only ones up here are me and the Wayne’s"- Kord
Deadpool: This is Deadpool.
Phone: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."
Phone: Ah, yes. Have you ever heard of the One World Church?
Phone: It's in France.
Deadpool: I'll pass.
Phone: It pays a lot.
Deadpool: Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!
Phone: Uhm, we're not at war.
Deadpool: We're not?
Deadpool: So... How much money?
Deadpool: Well, that sure is a lot...
Kruch: After hiring Deadpool to retrieve a toxin from a German facility Germany is also a country you're not at war with, by the way.
Deadpool: We probably will be by the time I'm done..
Cable: As the T-O virus is ravaging his body But Kruch is taking the one thing away that matters more to you than anything else in the world.
Deadpool: HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING MY PORN!
Deadpool is completely oblivous to the fact that everyone else's skin colour has turned pink
Civilian: Mister-- why hasn't you skin changed color?
Deadpool: Somebody call Geraldo! I was just a victim of racial profiling!
Arcade HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool:I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
DP: Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, they’re free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!"
Solo mission, narrating. The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X Program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'.
Deadpool(to "Daredevil): See how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial distorter that will temporarily phase your brain into Dimension X!
"Daredevil": This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it.
Deadpool: It is...Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried!
Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / and think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
Deadpool: Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?
Weasel: In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?
Deadpool: Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff
Weasel: It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!
Deadpool: That's not how I remember it.
Warren Worthington: "You have no idea what it's like to have your entire life pulled out from under you!"
Kitty Pryde: "I've been an X-Man since I was fourteen, Pete. It's like wearing a big sign saying 'Please try and kill me, I like it.'"
Gambit and Colossus have just barely been saved by Rogue and Storm after falling into a glacial pit.
Gambit: If we were as evil as ev'body t'inks-- we'd have grabbed a few of dem as hostages.
Beast (to Cecilia): "It's not "Animal", miss, it's "Beast"..."Animal" is a muppet."
Xavier: "Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', Professor Xavier', or, even if you must, 'Charles' but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?"
Jean: Um...Hank? I thought you were helping me pack.
Well thank u see you later :)
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