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Joined 04-09-07, id: 1256677, Profile Updated: 06-23-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, X-Men: Evolution, Twilight, Charmed, and Harry Potter.

Hello everyone I am back and ready to give you more stories and updates soooooooooooooooooo watch out. I am also thinking of starting a new story...don't know what it will be about yet but I think I might get an idea sooner or later :).


Age:14...soon to be 15

Status:Still breathing

Whereabouts: None of Your Business

Current interests, music, flag, school, my birthday and of course writing.

Favorite Quotes:

"In mutant heaven there are no pearly gates, but instead revolving doors." - Professor X

"So what? The X-Men come back to life more than Jesus".-Random guy

"Jean Grey is dead"- Cyclops

"Yeah, that'll last long," -Agent Brand

"Deadpool: Breaking down the fourth wall, brick by brick!"

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination." -DeadPool

DP:"Do I still think in those little yellow boxes? Ooh, I missed you, little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together!"

Kruch: "Germany is also a country you're not at war with, by the way."
DP: "We probably will be by the time I'm done..."

"No one stays up. Sometimes I think the only ones up here are me and the Wayne’s"- Kord

Deadpool: This is Deadpool.

Phone: The mercenary?

Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

Phone: Ah, yes. Have you ever heard of the One World Church?

Deadpool: Nope

Phone: It's in France.

Deadpool: I'll pass.

Phone: It pays a lot.

Deadpool: Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!

Phone: Uhm, we're not at war.

Deadpool: We're not?

Phone: No.

Deadpool: Oh...

Deadpool: So... How much money?

Deadpool: ...

Deadpool: Well, that sure is a lot...

Kruch: After hiring Deadpool to retrieve a toxin from a German facility Germany is also a country you're not at war with, by the way.

Deadpool: We probably will be by the time I'm done..

Cable: As the T-O virus is ravaging his body But Kruch is taking the one thing away that matters more to you than anything else in the world.


Deadpool is completely oblivous to the fact that everyone else's skin colour has turned pink

Civilian: Mister-- why hasn't you skin changed color?

Deadpool: Somebody call Geraldo! I was just a victim of racial profiling!

Arcade HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?

Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!

Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.

Deadpool:I know! Carnivals always slay me.

Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.

Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?

Arcade: Arrrgh!

DP: Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, they’re free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!"

Solo mission, narrating. The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X Program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'.

Deadpool(to "Daredevil): See how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial distorter that will temporarily phase your brain into Dimension X!

"Daredevil": This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it.

Deadpool: It is...Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried!

Daredevil": Idiot.

Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / and think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

Deadpool: Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?

Weasel: In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?

Deadpool: Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff

Weasel: It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!

Deadpool: That's not how I remember it.

Warren Worthington: "You have no idea what it's like to have your entire life pulled out from under you!"
Jean Grey: "Warren, please. You're talking to the woman who's been killed, cloned and kidnapped more times than I can remember. Let's keep it in perspective."

Kitty Pryde: "I've been an X-Man since I was fourteen, Pete. It's like wearing a big sign saying 'Please try and kill me, I like it.'"

Gambit and Colossus have just barely been saved by Rogue and Storm after falling into a glacial pit.
Colossus: The lesson for today, Tovarisch? NEXT time your extremely WEIGHTY teammate is doing reconnaissances on an icy PRECIPICE... do NOT leap on his back and yell "CHICKEN FIGHT."

Gambit: If we were as evil as ev'body t'inks-- we'd have grabbed a few of dem as hostages.
Jean: Gambit!
Gambit: I said, "if."

Beast (to Cecilia): "It's not "Animal", miss, it's "Beast"..."Animal" is a muppet."

Xavier: "Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', Professor Xavier', or, even if you must, 'Charles' but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?"
Wolverine: "Sure, Chuck."

Jean: Um...Hank? I thought you were helping me pack.
Beast (holding a stuffed animal): Can't talk Jean. I'm playing...You're just a big furry teddy bear, aren't you...?

Well thank u see you later :)

Heart of Darkness by yra reviews
The Sailor Senshi of the Galaxy prepare themselves for war...Senshi/Shitennou pairings
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 57 - Words: 187,167 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 2/6/2007
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Harry Potter: The Next Generation reviews
A group of one-shots that detail the lives of the next generation of Witches and Wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Forever Chronicles reviews
What comes after death? Well Jasper's finding that one out the hard way, something he never thought he would do, with someone he never thought he would truly befriend, Bella, who's is and isn't Bella.
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hope, Jasper
Both Sides of the Coin reviews
Christopher is the one weakness Wyatt, the overlord of America has, while Harry Potter is the one thing Voldemort just can't seem to be rid of, what do they have in common? Well read and find out.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Elise R., Harry P.
Time and Time Again reviews
When all else fails and everything and everyone is gone they must go back to change the past save their future from untold horrors that lay waiting should time continue on it's own course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Darkness Falls reviews
Something is happening to Bella that's worrying all of the Cullens, weird dreams, no more falling, random fainting spells. What could it be? They don't know, but they better figure it out before it takes Bella over. Updated 1rst chapter :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella
XMen SongFics reviews
just some little fics based on music I was listening to. Yeah...they turned out intrestingly.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
And Then They Do reviews
When they all grow up Logan and Storm look back on it all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Wolverine/Logan, Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
The MuffinQueen and Kraftygirl Show reviews
Get the answers to the hard hitting questions you have been dying to ask Team Rocket.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
So This is What Normal is reviews
When our favorite ninjas are sent to our world they must face their most difficult mission yet...High school.Watch as our characters get chased by angry mobs and fan girls. Can they survive without killing people and or going insane.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
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