Uchiha Nara
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Joined 04-10-07, id: 1257482, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

"I see a future that is full of calm." A saying from Hyde's song Faith. If you agree with this or hope for this to happen, copy and paste onto your profile.

Pen Name: Uchiha Nara

Age: another year...another year I get closer to getting a job! Yep, 15 people!

Gender: Female

Grade: High school!! Boo-yah!! You still have to guess what grade though...HA! It's very obvious for those who are a little slow...

Fav Colors: Ok, I'm gonna make this simple for ya...black, white, and any other color so long as its REALLY light!

Fav Class: theater arts, yeah science sucks now! It's my teacher's fault, she's so boring!

Fav anime: Naruto(Yay), Bleach, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Shugo Chara, S.A., Prince of tennis, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Blood, Bobobo-bobo-bo-bo, Mar, His and her Circumstances, Samurai Champloo, Trinity Blood, Deathnote and Shin-chan (i found out it was an anime!)

Favorite T.V Shows

Family Guy...best cartoon ever!! Much funnier than most cartoons!! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Cosby Show, The Wayne Brothers, In Living Color, Drake and Josh, Ned's Declassified, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, My Gym Partners a Monkey, Futurama (It's really funny once you sit down and watch it), and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (I guess those are considered cartoons!)

Stupid Info: (08/05/09) I'm almost...happy to go back to school. I know, that is so nerdy. I'm not looking forward to it because of the work...trust me, being academically gifted means that I get more work. Or harder work, anyway. I'm ready to go back to school cuz I'm bored and I can't wait to see my friends again. My homeroom is soooooooo much fun! I love the guys me and my best friend talk to. They are hilarious and just fun to be around.

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Itachi
2. Sasori

3. Shikamaru

4. Haku
5. Sasuke

6. Neji

8. Sai

9. Hinata

10. Kiba

11. Kimimaro

12. Deidara

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
No...but there's always a possibility!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I can't really answer how hot as much as I can how cute! He reminds me too much of a girl to say hot with him.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd be frightened that's for damn sure.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Quite a few, actually. My fave is Hinata is Hikaru!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
It could happen but probably wouldn't last long...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten Lol, that'd be hilarious.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Either walk out, record it, or ask if he could join! lol

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Total opposites...one love. Can they get past their differences to make it happen?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
None that I know of.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Shoulder to Lean On.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

...HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh please, it'd be the other way around! But if I had to, romance and humor.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Possibly...I wouldn't know because I never bothered to ask.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
None that I know.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No...but I sure as hell would! A pairing like that is hard 2 pass up!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fuck yea!! That was hot!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
It's Sad by Hyde.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Um...ah hell, let's fuck!

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
One weird but interesting couple...

20. How emo is Seven?
He can have his days...but other than that, not very.


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

that's kinda hard...oh, who am I kidding?! itachi-sama that's for sure baby!! lol

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NejixShika more so than others

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

yaoi...much better than hentai...wait, let me take that back lol.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No, but I wanted to dress up as either Hinata or Itachi. Would've been fun!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Two DVDs, 5 or 6 manga, two random pictures, a fan book, and a fan CD!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Can I say Itachi AND shikamaru? Or just one?

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Neither if you ask me.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

What are you? Stupid? SasuNaru, definitely!

9. Which team is your favorite?

Hidan and Kakuzu. They make a sexy couple!

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No. I did at first but not as much as before.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It's obvious that they are related so yes, I do.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

You're expecting me to say Itachi, right...well you're not. Not anymore, at least. I've fallen in love with Hidan

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I'm in the middle right now. I was pro then anti but now I'm confused.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? NO, wish I had though, TT.TT So far, just fillers.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Again, no.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Um no...(shifts eyes suspiciously)

17. Sub or dub?

Sub, every time. Dubbed sounds terrible! Except for Itachi, that one was so fucking awesome and perfect!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti! She's a wimp! And a crybaby!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Kinda annoying. But often times funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Of course I do! Madara!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Funny but a ugly nerd. Yet he's a beast!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

...Itachi and/or Haku

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weird in an awesome way!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi and Sasuke totally being happy and perky! That would be hilarious, lol!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

If I didn't, I wouldn't be up here, would I?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Again, would I be here if I didn't?

27. Do you like lemons?

...maybe. Of course I do!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Yes and one finds it cool. Teh other doesn't get it, lol.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No, sadly.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Fanflashes? I gotta look that up.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?


32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I tried, but it didn't turn up half as good as I hoped. One kid i knew could draw them really well!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'


34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

No, nothing really does.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No. I'm broke whether its Naruto's fault or not lol!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

not really...just to look through it! :D

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Not at all. A close friend of the Yondaime perhaps but not the Yondaime himself.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I tried drawing Sasuke but it ended up being Itachi...odd. but I threw it away so I have none in a gallery.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I cried when I saw his second stage he was so ugly! Does that answer your question?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Who doesn't?!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

To some extent...

Fav Characters from animes! In order of my fav anime, then fav character goin from greatest to least:

Fruits Basket:









Saki Hanajima

Megumi Hanajima



Toshiro Hitsugaya

Noba (the modsoul with the red hair. He's so hot! Doesn't talk much though...)

Uyruu Ishida

Jushiro Ukitake (13 Division Captain)

Ichigo Kurosaki

Yasutora (Chad) Sado

Kaname Tosen (Blind dude people, blind captain)

Yoruichi Shihoin

Orihime Inoue

Renji Abarai

Byakuya Kuchiki

Momo Hinamori

Rangiku Matsumoto

Death Note:




Light Yagami



Misa Amane


Itachi Uchiha



Shikamaru Nara

Neji Hyuuga


Kiba Inuzuka

Hinata Hyuuga


Kakashi Hatake



Naruto (I know you're thinking 'Naruto's the star! You're supposed to love him!' Well, he's so much like me, that I got tired of him...eh.)


Rice (so sexy...)

Don Patch


Jelly Giggler


Dengaku man

Fav Japanese artist:


M-flo (me: wait for it...wait...(fangirl scream!) OMG OMG OMG!! I LOVE M-FLO ESPECIALLY MISS YOU FEATURING MELODY AND RYOHEI YAMAMOTO!! see? I warned you!)

Ayurveda Hamasaki

Ikimono Gakari me: their HANABI song for Bleach and Blue Bird or Sky song for Naruto Shippuden are so AWESOME!



High and Mighty Color

News (A/N: not real News, the Japanese boy band News!)

Nobodyknows+ me: they do the first Naruto Shippuden opening. It's called Hero's Come Back, if you wanted to know.

Gackt (total fangirl squeal)...me: I LOVE GACKT TO DEATH!! HE SO KICKS ASS WITH HIS SINGING!!

Utada Hikaru

Orange Range

Mai Kuraki


Zone (Even though I only heard one song)

Tommy February

Dir en Grey me: they're okay...not as good as Larc en Ciel though...

Kozue Takada

L~Arc en Ciel (another fangirl squeal) me: DID I MENTION I LOVE THEM JUST AS MUCH AS GACKT!! THEY ROCK SO HARD!!

Crystal Kay me: I love her voice. It's so soft and peaceful. Her songs are really good too. Plus, she's African American and Korean! That is totally cool!


Yoko Ishida

Puffy AmiYumi

Love Phsyicdelico (probably spelled wrong)

Rina Auichi

Bonnie Pink

TM Revolution


Maaya Sakamato


Ai Otsuka

Asian Kong-Fu Generation

Rie Fu


Tommy Heavenly



Berryz Kobo

Alice Nine

Nami Tamaki (me: I love her voice...it's so pretty)

Kumi Koda (you know...'What can I do for you?' opening theme for Final FantasyX2)

Fav Type of Fanfics

Humor (Like I said, I love to laugh!)

Romance (I love romances, especially ones with lemons)

Yaoi (SasuNaru ROCKS!! And so does ItaSasu, SasuNeji, KakaSasu too!!There are more...Scroll down and you'll see.)

Fav Japanese sayings or phrases:

Dokuyun (dumb ass)

chu or kissu (kiss)

Wahei, ai, and kohaku! (peace, love, and soul!)

fuzakennayo (stop bullshitting me)

Kusobare (shit for brains)

kusotare (shithead)

kuso (bullshit, damn, dammit etc.)

shippaisha (loser)

dameru yu baka ikeike (shut up, you stupid bitch)

Itachi-kun, yu irootoko! (Itachi, you sexy guy! (a/n: that one's my personal favorite))

erokawaii (sexy but still cute)

erokakkoi (sexy and cool)

busu (ugly woman (A/N: Sakura and Ino!))

ikeike (bitch)

kawaiiko-chan! (cutie!)

Nigi yaka na (loud)

Akarui (smart)

Kawaii (cute)

Omoshirou (funny)

Fav Pairings(revised):



ItaSasu (For some reason, I think they're kinda cute)










For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I'm a girl so I'm guessing that it doesn't count in my case :P)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (In this case, though, I actually am)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Black Velvet by ConstantSnow reviews
Nova is an 'emo outcast' at school and seems to be pretty much a nobody, but he's got a major crush on the most popular guy in school, Kurosaki Ichigo, quarterback. Ichigo doesn't even know Nova's alive... Teenage Angst! NovaxIchigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Noba, Ichigo K. - Complete
Naruto QuestionTorture Fic! by TheOrian reviews
Welcome, come on in and ask your favorite Naruto characters questions or just have fun killing-torturing them! Yay! T for swearing, lots of swearing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,043 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007
Ask Whoever by Lizzy231 reviews
An ask fic with Naruto characters with help from my OCs. Come and join the fuuuuunnnn. Heh heh heh. Chapter 12 is on its way!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007
Truth or Dare: FullMetal Alchemist by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters driven mad by insanity, crazy dares and truths, and the high on sugar authoress. Read at your own risk. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. You have been warned. This is still silver candle, under a different name.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,885 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi by Shounen-Ai reviews
A chatroom plus our favorite ninjas. Enough said. SasuNaru /Crack fic/ Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
S E V E N Y E A R S by Sapphire X Dreams reviews
AU Interactive Story. You've been enrolled at Shinobi Academy! Go through the ups and downs of school with the Naruto characters. Choose your roommates, choose your journey, choose your crush. DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Konoha Truth or Dare by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
For fans of my Konoha Karaoke fic. Hien comes back, and with new pal, in this crazy new game, where they will test the edurance of the Naruto characters. OCs included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,117 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Naruto Interactive Story by TOTAL RANDOM reviews
so do you think your character could survive a summer with Naruto and friends. if so then read and make you own character. For those of you who are either starting this or have already been reading, read chapter 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Teamwork? by rurouni kitsune reviews
-on haitus, read pro for more info- Teen Jiraiya and Orochimaru are sent out on a mission together. Will they set differences aside and accomplish the mission, or will egos collide and cause them both to fail? JiraOro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,096 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Rainbows and rain by Alchemybabe13 reviews
When Ed can't figure out how to tell him, he decides actions speak louder than words. The rest was something they never expected. RoyxEd. Mpreg. Chapter 23 up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Romantism by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Playdate from hell! by Sasunaru-rikusora-akuroku reviews
All the naruto characters are adorible little kids. Tobi almost gets cooked in a oven.Sasori in a maids costume? FTW? Tsunade can't drive! Orochimaru sings sexyback. And Naruto tries to kill Sasuke! Evil Hinata! The new chapter is a time skip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Bodies: Switched by Agetada reviews
One unexpected fall from a cliff... How troublesome can finding a cure to this get? NejiShika, ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Secrecies Surmise Your Cries by GundamExia reviews
Uchiha Itachi has a deep love for his little brother. Sasuke doesn't understand his feelings for Itachi and he's dating Naruto. Sasuke's choice... This is an OoC story by the way. WARNING: Slight Yaoi, Uchihacest, SasuNaru, OOCness. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha's Guide to Everything by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Having problems in life? Well these guides have your answers! Learn tips and warnings as you read guides created by your favourite ninjas in Konoha! // Various Pairings Applied. // Viewer Discretion Advised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
You're not my dad! by xfacexthisx reviews
RoyEd with a parental complex, but it's still YAOI. I suck at summaries. RoyxEd. LOTS of OOCness. Don't read if you're going to hate me for that. Lots of angst too. Lemon in Ch48, so MRated SECTION. See my page for complete summary.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 70,756 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Love is Blind by mistress0of0sin reviews
AU Sasuke and itachi, both brothers who love each other more than normal brothers should. will they tell each other or be bound by their parents and society's way of thinking? please read! and please review! uchihacest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Fix Me Dead by Fix.Me.Dead reviews
An InoSaku AU Highschool fic. The death of Ino's exboyfriend leaves her disoriented. One day she runs off to the washroom, exiting she meets up with a childhood friend and the unexpected happens. This is YURI, rated M for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Girl by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
[Song fic] Zaraki notices his little fukutaichou growing up and becoming a women. HitsuYachi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Odd Times in Konoha by DynamicKayos reviews
What do you get when you cross a bored psyco, Naruto, and enough plot lines to open a book store? Read and find out! Mucho crack, lime, and potential spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,174 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Purgatory: Naruto Style by Lack Thereof reviews
Itachi, Gaara, Kakashi, amongst others, have been shoved into a car where they must stay for 10 days without leaving the car. Danger, people, and mental health will all be risked for our gentlemen. What shall they do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Itachi U., Gaara
Chocolate Cupcakes by MyN00bishEgo reviews
Ed recieves an outragous letter, and yep--you guessed it, ordering him to crossdress. Could it possibly be just a prank? Join the FMA cast on their hilariously random attempts to solve the mystery. Progressing RoyEd *note: discontinued*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,463 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews
What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Behind the Scenes by cg2006 reviews
Naruto: Behind the Scenes! OH the CHAOS! What REALLY goes on behind the set of Naruto? OOC probably, but who knows what the Naruto cast are REALLY like? T for things that might just scar you for life. Wow, been a while since I last updated. New chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,706 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
Too Early for Cosplay by yaoininja reviews
One morning, Roy decides that Ed would look incredibly sexy in....even though Ed would never agree to wear this, he was currently asleep. Perfect. Lemon EdxRoy UPDATED and COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ask Naruto by kasumiandneji reviews
Ask your fav Naruto characters questions. Rated T for language. Please send in questions. SASGAY BASHING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Failed Products by mountaindude reviews
Just a simple story about a few Naruto products that were banned by the government. I can't write summeries to save my life, so just read it if you want to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007
When Flower's Bloom by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Naruto's gone training with Jaraiya, and Sasuke is with Orichimaru, and after feeling useless on a mission Ino asks Sakura to teach her to be a mednin, Sakura agreed and became her senpai, but soon she and Ino would find alot more in each other[inoxsakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
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Express Your Love
Love exists everywhere. It exists in nature, it exists throughout history, and it exists where most wouldn't think to look...Love exists amongst nations. One-shots of numerous pairings throughout APH, starting with PrusXAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Man behind the Sword reviews
Ever wonder what the Bleach characters think? Sure, they may be happy and all that good stuff, but what do they REALLY think about each other? Now you can know! Will try and do all the characters and will take requests. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
15 or so Ways to Annoy the Naruto Characters! reviews
Yeah, I know this has been done before. But I find these funny and decided to try it. Naruto characters and no less than 15 ways to annoy the hell out of them. I don't own Naruto. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
Love Everlasting reviews
AU high school fic. Deidara's new to Konoha High and becomes attached to some instantly. But when it comes to Sasori, it seems to take more time. Will a friendship form during this school year, or something more? Last chappie made story turn M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,746 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Truth or Dare, My Way: The Sequel! reviews
If you liked the first story, you'll LOVE this one! More dares, truths, and CHAOS than ever before! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,928 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
NarutoJeopardy, Not a good Combination! reviews
Chaos like Naruto and knowledge like Jeopardy? Nothing good can come from it. Read and see what happens! Please, no flames!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Fight for your Life reviews
Akatsuki is strong, but not even they can stand up to this menace. Or can they? Rated T for violence and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare, My Way reviews
Truth and Dare was a simple, right? Well it was, until I tweaked it a little. Okay, a lot.Send reviews describing dares or truths that the Naruto charcters would have to do or say. Plus, send in your own character or ask for other Naruto people to see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Aete Yokatta reviews
Two mysterious girls come to Konoha and encounter two ninja. The girls figure out that there is a relationship between those two. What will they do? Read and find out! My first fanfic, so please, read and review and please be nice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete