Oh Em Gawd
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Joined 04-10-07, id: 1257591, Profile Updated: 07-03-09
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Xenosaga, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy VIII, Mario, Kingdom Hearts, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Totally on a hiatus right now. Despite it being summer break, I'm currently occupied with other matters. This may end up turning into a permanent hiatus. But in the meantime, you can watch my writing livejournal, claudaux, and read whatever else I have.

I'm not abandoning Awakening, because I hate to leave things unfinished; though I've ran out of inspiration, I think in enough time it will be updated. Just look at my journal for updates; I can't promise anything.

Much love. Hope you guys like lyrics~
Marlie.

Things are shaping up to be pretty odd. Little deaths in musical beds. So it seems I'm someone I've never met. You will only hear these elegant crimes. Fall on your ears from criminal dimes. They spill unfound from a pretty mouth. Everybody gets there and everybody gets their way. I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her. Now I'm the only one to blame. Things have changed for me, and that's okay. I feel the same, I'm on my way, and I say. I want to go where everyone goes, I want to know what everyone knows. I want to go where everyone feels the same. I never said I'd leave the city, I never said I'd leave this town. A falling out we won't tiptoe about.
- "That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)" : Panic At the Disco

For a second I'll be the fashion police. And I'm just looking at your garms. You've been on too many catalogue sprees. With your grannyfied curtain designs. You're hurting my eyes. You really should revise your dress sense before you walk on by. I'm kinda mixed up in this disco inferno. Baggy jeans and a tight top. Lemonade and Pernod. I'm sticking out like a sore thumb but I ain't concerned though. No uh oh oh oh, boogieeeee. Fling on an Adidas hoodie and just boogie woogie with me. Or you can just put on your dancing shoes. And get loose can you, get loose can you. So I was up in this tendy bar mingling. My keys around my neck were jingling. And you was looking at me like it was my bling. You were staring at me like to say I was ginger. I was dishing out the same dirty looks trust me you're the minger. Err, who's she, who's that, who's her? The bouncer was approaching me coz I was dressed really inappropriately. No hoods, no hats, no this, no that. Let's roll uh oh oh oh, out. Why not cut up all your old clothes and make a quilt so I can wrap myself up when I'm feeling cold. Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire and burn them down to charcoal. If you're not feeling the way that your brethern is dressin' don't be stressin' send them in my direction please. Black shoes white socks, no uh oh. Polka dots, no uh oh. Flowery frocks, no uh oh. Just boogie woogie woogie with me.
- "Hoodie" : Lady Sovereign

If you need to contact me, or want to find out more about me, find me at the following places:
- eiko is love (AIM)
- depressive_lost@hotmail.com (MSN)
- the_emo_win_all@yahoo.com (email)
- emo_precipitate (LiveJournal) IT'S FRIENDS ONLY.
- living_sunlight (maispaz~)
- touchmytralala (Twitter)
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Enter Wilhelm: Divine Fortuneteller? by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
Welcome one, welcome all! Come into the mysterious tent of Monsieur Wilhelm and have all your questions answered by the greatest answerer of all time! And yes, all questions WILL be ANSWERED and are 100 percent bogus! Request today!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006
Lazuline Rubies by Zeldalotr reviews
It was a long seven years. Training to teach the Hero of Time what he missed while he slept. Agonizing really, and pointless all the while, until I actually saw the Hero of Time. [Slash] [LinkSheik]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,604 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Link, Sheik
The Materia Hunter by Drywater reviews
In a forest. In a basement. In an amusement park. In a boat. In a plane. In a crater. The story of our journey. .:First person, Yuffie POV. Mild Yuffentine.:
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,394 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
The Legend of Zelda: Cameos of Time by DragonRaiderX9 reviews
OoT. Most of the important characters and bosses have been replaced with people from other games, movies, books, etc. Can Link keep his sanity long enough to survive? Ch. 25: The Infinite Shadow.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,397 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Link
Submitting To The Sound Of Your Voice by gerichung reviews
I've always wanted... To hear him say 'I love you'... Warmly... And call me by name... But that is a dream... That will never be fulfilled... Simply because... [Vincent X Yuffie] [Dedicated to Beeria]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
A Thin Line by andimstupid reviews
Balancing on the edge is something that Dante must have learned to survive. Now he finds this ability incredibly useful as his brother decides to pay him a visit. DxV
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Bring me to Light by Link-luvr reviews
After being captured by Gerudos, Link is dependent on Sheik to guide him to his destiny as Hero of Time. Can the Sheikah show Link what he's fighting for? Link X Sheik. Sheik is a seperate character. OoT. Slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,052 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
For Her by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Neflanthir reviews
This ranges from Pied Piper to Also Sprach Zarathustra, so expect lots of spoilers. Wilhelm X chaos, centric fic, so expect shounenai of some description. Rating is a precaution, though probably won't be needed.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,141 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Three Ways To Show You I Love You by Saiyou-the-lover reviews
Peace reins after Ganondorf's demise, but peace does not come so easily to a clueless Sheikah, and a love struck Hylian who just can't figure out how to express his feelings. 'There are three ways you can tell that I'm in love', Link said. SheikXLink SLAS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Link, Sheik
Minuet by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
The guide is always three steps ahead. Sheik, Zelda, Link...how do you ready yourself to die when those who will end your life are the only ones who have ever cared for you? Ocarina of Time from Sheik's point of view. A love story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,326 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sheik, Link - Complete
A First Time For Everything by The Acid Rabbit reviews
One Shot. Set slightly before FFIX. Kuja visits Garnet late one night and passion ensues. KujaXGarnet. Read and review!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Garnet A., Kuja - Complete
Wealth and Taste by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Sometimes jealousy, blood, and the weight of the centuries mean more than love. Laguna and Squall are torn apart by a mysterious man, determined to have what he wants at any cost. And what he wants is Laguna, to himself, for eternity. Incest, slash, AU.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Laguna L., Squall L. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker by The Tacochickenwings reviews
Link goes on a quest to save his stupid sister Aryll and the world from Ganondorf, the biggest Spice Girls fan ever to hit the Great Sea. However, the controlling Tetra, nudist Medli, rapist Makar, and fat King of Red Lions aren't much help.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Link, Tetra - Complete
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Awakening reviews
Story of FFVII through Yuffie and Vincent's eyes. Rated T for language and other things. Chapter 11 is here. Good times.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Happy Birthday, Spongebob! reviews
SpongeBob gets more than he's looking for on this birthday.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Right Thing To Do reviews
Yuffie reminisces on some of the decisions she's made regarding Vincent Valentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
HideandSeek reviews
Sephiroth's determined to find Vincent once and for all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Nemo
Axel can't risk losing Roxas over a silly name. songfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Heroine reviews
The tables are turned as Mario has been kidnapped by Bowser, and no other than Peach can save him!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Peach, Mario - Complete
Choice reviews
chaos wonders why he exists after he's prevented eternal recurrence.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Xenosaga Episode I: Ich mag Enten reviews
Crack!Episode I. Jr.'s POV. Rated T for language. Warning: Random use of sarcasm and other things. Like ducks. Complete !
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Chains reviews
Famous prison scene between Squall and Seifer. Read and Review, please
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Not Gonna Get Us reviews
Albedo and Nigredo meet in the Durandal's Park area. Songfic. Written for my friend Raffi's birthday. More detailed summary inside.
Xenosaga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Birthday reviews
It's Zelda's birthday and she wants Link to be there.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Reunion reviews
A fluffy oneshot for my friend Mikki. Link comes back from a war and visits Zelda. Please review if you like it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete