The Great Sheep
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Joined 04-10-07, id: 1257594, Profile Updated: 06-17-09
Author has written 10 stories for Pong, Legend of Zelda, Eternal Darkness, NARC, Alpha Centauri, Portal, Pokémon, and Cave Story.

Every story I have ever wrote was incredibly funny to me at the time I wrote it. Many of them were not nearly as funny when I re-read them the next day, but such is life.

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NARC: A Legacy of Avarice
After finally bringing down Mr. Big and his drug empire, world famous drug detectives Hit Man and Max Force learn of another, stronger drug lord on the horizon and come up with a plan to bring the perp down with extreme prejudiced.
NARC - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Published: 1/18
Nomikomp reviews
Like Pokémon, but in text form. Read and review, for if you don't I will cry manly tears and think sad things. Now with 20% less fat.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Whitney/Akane
3 HP reviews
A short story about Quote's quest to save the world without picking up anything he doesn't need to.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Link Fanfiction reviews
I feel kinda ashamed for giving birth to this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
No one will ever read this reviews
This sucks, but that’s ok since no one will ever read it anyways.
NARC - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Ode to a Weighted Companion Cube reviews
A little poem about a little cube. Created out of love and boredom and cake.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Worms Armageddon reviews
A simple little story about humans fighting their oldest and most bitter enemies, worms. Has some swearing, ye be warned!
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007
Corpse God Bar Fight! reviews
Mantorok vs. The Forgotten One in the bar fight of the century!
Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
It’s Symbolic! reviews
Is it a symbol for some greater evil, a microcosm for society, or just a tower that’s about to collapse and kill everyone? See Link and Navi ponder the answer to a question no one asked or cared about here! Or not. It is a free country, after all.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Navi, Link - Complete
A Pong Ball’s Grand Adventure O’ Fun reviews
A pong ball discovers a new dimension for movement. Then some stuff happens. And in the end everyone learns the true meaning of Christmas!
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete