Aimee in Whaleland
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Joined 04-11-07, id: 1258028, Profile Updated: 06-01-10
Author has written 4 stories for Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, and Glee.

Hello. My name's Aimee, and my iPod is my muse.

It has come to my attention that I write fanfictions on subjects that couldn't be further away from each other if they tried.
I write mainly one-shots, though one day I aim to write a proper serious multi-chapter fanfic. One day...
So anyway.
My full name is Aimee Louise Helena Maths Flapjack, and I have a lot of nicknames.
Obviously, that's not my real name but it is the name I go by and it is the name you shall call me.
Or just Aimee, if you want.
Graphics is my passion and I want to be a graphic designer when I'm older.
I have blonde hair which I cut off and have now decided is too short, and I tend to wear minimal facial features for obvious reasons. I mean, you wouldn't go round wearing three eyes in public... would you? I have a lot of friends, obviously. Well, maybe not so obviously because you probably don't know me, so for all you know I could be some person who walks around on their own and has no friends. No offence to people who are like that. I am not one of you. I like a lot of musicals, also. Don't even which musicals I like, because you will regret it after the first few hours of my talking.
My favourite films of all time are by Tim Burton.
This may shock all who know me, but I actually watch television now. I know. Try not to freak out.
My favourite books are anything by Jodi Picoult, and I do a lot of reading. I used to be the Twilight saga, but not so much now because everyone likes it and tbh the fandom scares me. Like, a lot.
I also spend a lot of time on the computer. Maybe a bit too much. Apparently, I am quite the insane person. Which may be evident, looking at my profile and some of the things I've got on here.
I am certainly NOT a normal person, so if you're looking for normality then you've come to the wrong place.
Let the (in)sanity begin.

Me, Myself and a hamster named One

Name: Aimee Louise Helena Maths Flapjack

Nicknames: A-Fizzle, Turtle, Smeh, Flub, Peppercorn and as of recently... Kurt.

Age: Sixteen.

Location: Whaleland Asylum.

Hair colour / Eye colour: Blonde / blue.

Siblings: Erica, my sister. I think she has an account here, actually, so if you find her let me know and I will irritate her via the internet.

Pets: A dog called Sam and a hamster named One.

Favourites and things

Colour: Orange, and I have no idea why.

Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera, Sweeney Todd, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, The Day After Tomorrow.

Shows: Glee, Futurama, Air Crash Investigation.

Music people: Emilie Autumn, the Glee cast, Paramore, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Automatic Loveletter.

Books: All of Jodi Picoult's books.

Musicals: Repo! The Genetic Opera, Sweeney Todd, Avenue Q, Spring Awakening, Wicked, Chicago.

Songs: Stop This Song (Paramore), Let The Record Show (EA), Lovegame (Lady Gaga), Zydrate Anatomy (Repo! The Genetic Opera).

Inanimate object: One year on and it's still Kieran's box.

Item of clothing: It's a three way tie between my onesie, my sequinned trousers and my spacedress.

Fanfic pairings: ToddxLovett & AnthonyxJohanna (Sweeney Todd), KatexPrinceton & NickyxRod (Avenue Q), ElphabaxFiyero & GlindaxBoq (Wicked), KurtxFinn & RachelxPuck & TerrixWill (Glee), MagxNathan (Repo!) FryxLeela (Futurama).

Least favourites and things

Colour: Something vile, like sludgegreenbrownmould or whatever.

Movies: Every single High School Musical film.

Shows: Most things on the Disney Channel scare me.

Music people: The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Soulja Boi... all of those sort of singers.

Books: I'm not really sure; I like most books.

Musicals: RENT, The Sound of Music.

Songs: Anything hip hop, RnB or something crap like that. Also Candyman. If I never hear that song again, it'll be too soon.

Inanimate object: Glass doors hate me, so I don't see why I should like them.

Item of clothing: Pantsuits. Seriously, who can rock that look?!

Fanfic pairings: ToddxLucy & JohannaxTurpin & TobyxLovett (Sweeney Todd), ElphabaxGlinda & FiyeroxGlinda & NessarosexBoq (Wicked), FinnxAnyonewhoisn'tKurt ;) & QuinnxAnyone & WillxEmma (Glee).

Feel free to add me on the many things I use, and talk to me. As long as you're not some weirdo. And if you are, please ask first.

AIM: aimeeinwhaleland, thebloodywonder or iconoclasticx3. Or all of them, as I never know which one to use.



Youtube: or or The last one's the current main one.

I also have things like Facebook, MSN and stuff but I don't just hand those out like sweets. Not that I hand out sweets, because I'm selfish and if I had sweets I'd keep them to myself and not let anyone have any.

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Can't Fight This Feeling by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A Kurt/Finn love story, set entirely from Finn's point of view. This is my first ever published fanfic, and I really can't write summaries, but don't let that put you off, it's lovely really.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Playing Hooky by RainbowMunchies reviews
Leela and Fry are sent on a mission sans Bender to deliver... what was it again? Fry convinces Leela that playing hooky would be way more fun, and Leela learns that Fry isn't always wrong. FryxLeela Rated T for what might happen later on... *evil grin*
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - T. Leela, P. Fry
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
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Mothers Day reviews
Because there's no code of conduct for people who can't celebrate Mothers Day properly. // Oh wow, my first Glee fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Victorian Women and Singing While Sinning reviews
Victoria's view on her not-so-happily-ever-after.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Parodies Of A Songing Nature reviews
So as you may have guessed, I am now parodying all of the Sweeney Todd songs. No, this is not the first parody of Sweeney songs and I'm assuming it won't be the last. Oh well. They get stupid; you have been warned. Final chapter is uploaded.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Sheltered reviews
Perhaps, if Johanna wasn't so sheltered then she would have known. Songfic to Emilie Autumn's 'Shalott'.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Johanna B. - Complete