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Joined 04-11-07, id: 1258041, Profile Updated: 08-10-10
Author has written 4 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Transformers/Beast Wars, and M*A*S*H.

All righty then, update time. Fair, since I haven’t updated for over a year. I should be shot and sent to the Russian front, I know.

My tastes have changed.

While I’m still going to continue No One Can Be Perfect, almost every single sentence is bothering me, plus a couple issues with plotholes. It may be good by some standards, but not mine, not anymore. Rewrite will come. Then I’ll continue. Bear with me, loves.

Icy Passageways is discontinued. Unless the two shiny seasons of remastered original series sparks something, it’ll be a tossed aside relic of my bad writing and subtle OOC’ness. You want to continue it, go ahead.

twitch* Mass Effect and dragons. And I’ve been sucked into the possibility of good fantasy by Fable II (good by the creatures at least. Damn, the banshees were kick ass. So were the trolls. The Hero of Will mission was the only part of the story that really kicked butt. Inside the Tattered Spire, a dark tower that pulses beneath your feet, spurring your heart to align with its dark intentions. Your tortured for anything good, (if you played good) each cry from the starving slaves… your own screams as you fight to bring light… Great, now I sound like that monk from Dragonheart. And no, I do not have a torture in impossible situation fetish.

Mass Effect is just wonderful. The best science fiction story I’d seen in a long time. Eventually I’ll make a fanfiction. And the dragons, oh yes, the dragons. Writing an original story I am, first time since Athey decided to show me the concept of fanfiction.

And just my luck I’ll be inspired to do a House fanfiction too, at the most incontinent of times. Then CSI and Dragonheart, all at the same time. Lord forbid. >.>

And of course I still have more Transformers fanfiction in my head, one for Animated (written with friend), and another for G1.

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Waiting by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,992 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Racism by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Set in G1, 1980s. Jazz and Blaster encounter racism for the first time. Please read Author's notes BEFORE reading story. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Blind as a Bat by Zing-baby reviews
Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Blood Shadow by WarlordFil reviews
The truce between Humans and Sangheili erases the rules that previously defined the interaction between a prisoner of war and his captor. Contains heterosexual human/Sangheili relationship between OCs and depictions of imprisonment/torture. In progress.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Skywarp's Transformers Drinking Game by Dreamchylde reviews
Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
A Mother's Suspicions by Saavik13 reviews
Amanda has her suspicions. Spock lost so much when the Priestess retrained his mind. Could they have taken something so important from her son? She can't take the chance. He deserves happiness, even if Vulcans do not believe in it. For him, she will ask.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy, Amanda G. - Complete
The Path of Least Resistance by Nightwind reviews
Movie The events shortly before, during, and just after the Transformers movie, all seen through Barricade's eyes. Watch Nightwind as she attempts to post a story in chronological order as she writes it. Eek!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Barricade, Frenzy
It Ends Here Tonight by Dramatic Surgeon reviews
Not all nightmares are harmless. No slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Nightwind reviews
G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Death's Lessons by Nightwind reviews
G1 Poor Ratchet has a very bad day at the office...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Published: 6/30/2001 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Remembrance by Nightwind reviews
G1 Warning! Prowl fangirl on the loose! No, really! This one's good if you like gore, death, rebirth, and Prowl on a serious guilt trip. Put it this way: I've always thought the episode 'Autobot Spike' could've been done a lot better.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Prowl - Complete
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No One Can Be Perfect reviews
One of Bumblebee's heros did the unthinkable to him. Why... or rather... how could any Autobot do this? Who did this?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz
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Blaster finds love isn't what he thought. Blaster/OC Short, sweet and fluff filled. Excerpt from future fic, Black Blood.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Blaster - Complete
Icy Passageways reviews
Updated! Dreams are just dreams, aren't they? Kirk has a reccuring dream of one of his best friends dying, so real, its just like being there. Every time he brushes it off as just a bad dream, it comes back to haunt him. No Slash. I beg R&R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy
MASH Trek reviews
MASH and Star Trek. While studying the Korean War, Kirk, Spock, Scotty, McCoy, Chekov and Chapel switch with Potter, Frank,Klinger,Hawkeye,Radar and Kelly. Will Kirk and gang survive in a primitive but goofy Mobile Army Surgical Hospital? Please Review
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - J. Kirk, Hawkeye P.
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