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Joined 04-12-07, id: 1258773, Profile Updated: 03-18-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
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Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pact by Accusatrix reviews
Harry and Ginny make a pact that will change their lives. They just didn't know it'd be such a big change. What happens when a little drunken agreement turns into something a lot more complicated? H/G, AU, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Catch the Snitch by TeeNa3 reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans have the weirdest relationship in the school it's not a hatred, but also not a friendship, yet they spend a little too much time together... for obvious reasons. Rated R for sexual content, graphic sex scenes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Letters and Love by coonassblondie reviews
I wrote this based on a prompt table, it was originally entitled "Hermione and Charlie". Charlie comes home to the Burrow for a holiday and discovers feeling for a certain bushy haired bookworm. Follows their complete relationship. Lemony in places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Sunrise by Aebhel reviews
He is sitting at the window when Ginny comes into the boys dormitory, shutting the door quietly behind her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by IvyClimbing reviews
Through all the crying, laughing, & slapping, James Potter,‘just a friend’, is always there for Lily. So you can imagine her shock when she realizes she's fallen for him. Too bad James is already in love with a girl thats NOT her. Oh the drama! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,486 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Flirting Fiascos by Anastasia Juliet Roman reviews
A shirtless George, swooning Alicia? What more could you ask for? Alicia & George are partners in flirting. But when will they realize they're meant for each other? Will Fred's plan ruin everything? ASGW My 1st fanfiction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,466 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
Of Blood and Fire by OrbThesela reviews
He demands to use her book, she offers to share. He's a Slytherin, she's a Gryffindor, they are so different, but nearly the same. Can he bring her the fire she craves? AU oneshot, rated M for language, adult themes, violence and sexual scenes. BZ/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pink Lady by GetItWrite reviews
Draco compares the woman in his life to apples. I know, it sounds a bit odd, but just read and it will make more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day In Hermione by LadyHeath reviews
Hermione was heartbroken, Draco nursed it back, all with a simple act. But now, they have to face their entire school. And Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,746 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Homosexuals Anonymous by Lotten reviews
A terrible mistake has been made, but Remus' parents won't listen. They're sending him off to Dolores Umbridge's rehab for homosexuals. But where lies the real sickness? In the inhabitants, or in the place itself? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HETEROSEXUAL LOVE XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Take Me For Me by mind on sleave reviews
Katie is the newest member to what seems like everything: profesional Quidditch, Oliver's apartment, and advances from guys. Oliver, meanwhile, gets a tough lesson in dealing with people's imperfections. OWKB. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,835 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews
Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. Sum inside. [ABANDONED - TO BE DELETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Black Quest by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era] James is tired of seeing Remus frustrated with his infatuation on Sirius, so he gives Remus five tasks to do so Sirius will fall in love with him, or he'll tell Sirius. Even when everything goes wrong, James' tasks work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,429 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Quills and Cushions by Maginox reviews
Ron's PoV during Night Patrols, 2nd in series. Ron is forced to help Hermione with patrols. Ron battles his own thoughts and tries to open up to Hermione. Can a dream, a patrol, and a tower change everything? R/Hr, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Understanding by KatieBell70 reviews
Mixed signals, missed chances. Hermione Granger feels as if she has spent half her life waiting to come to an understanding with Ron Weasley. Somehow, though, in all that time she never truly understood him. Could an unexpected gift change all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Gentle Torture by Feymist reviews
Sirius foolishly betrays Remus, and is prepared to do AYTHING to gain his forgiveness. SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,734 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Body Heat by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SirusRemus. One Shot. It's cold, there's been a snowball fight. The showers are taken. There is only one option ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
PMS: Pre Moon Sickness by MinervaEvenstar reviews
The hilarious tale of desires. James wants Lily. Sirius wants Remus. The objects of their affection want not to have PMS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Cure for Claustrophobia by Madilayn reviews
Sirius Black has a secret fear. Remus has a solution. SLASH MM kissing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Expressing Yourself reviews
Two boys learn to express themselves in a whole new way! SLASH! rated M for language and smut. James/Lily also included!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,150 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Feeling Like This reviews
When Hermione leaves 3 year husband Ron Weasley for good, she finds herself hiding out at The Burrow in a miserable state. But one thing she didn’t bargain on was the presence of Charlie Weasley, the easygoing, handsome dragon keeper from Romania…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,815 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Showerblock Escapades reviews
Charlie Weasley and Oliver Wood find themselves in an empty showerblock with stirring emotions. A challenge from Psycho Hippy, so please read and review, and do the same with hers. M RATED SLASHY GOODNESS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Oliver W., Charlie W. - Complete
Babysitting Harry reviews
Remus and Sirius are left reluctantly in charge of baby Harry Potter at Godrics Hollow while Lily and James go out for a well earned break. This is SLASH M rated for very good reasons! Babysitting Harry? A recipe for disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Breathe In reviews
Sweet little oneshot. Remus has trouble breathing, and Sirius really isn't helping. Warning of SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete