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Joined 04-12-07, id: 1258855, Profile Updated: 02-13-10

Perhaps one day stories shall appear here...

I have ideas brewing in my head somewhere...

I'm on this site a lot less than I used to be lately; I spend most of my time on livejournal. My account there is pretty-hostel. It has all my graphics and if I ever do write something, it'll be there.

Pairings...

The fandoms I read regularly are:

Bones: Booth/Brennan

True Blood: Bill/Sookie

The Office: Jim/Pam

Supernatural: Sam/Dean (I'm probably going to Hell for that)

Harper's Island: Cal/Chloe & Henry/Trish

On the rare occasion I read:

CSI: NY (Danny/Lindsay), Chuck (Chuck/Sarah)

As you can tell, I'm not exactly original in my pairings... I tend to go for canon couples.

I'm a big fan of smut (Yes, I said that. What would my mother think of me?) but only do slash for Supernatural.

Not much into AU or crossovers.

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Expanding the Relationship by theheathen42 reviews
Resurrected after 5 (!) years (!) - A dangerously humourous look at the lives and loves of the CSI department through the minds of Danny and Lindsay, using the episodes as a backdrop. SPOILERS: s2e3-17
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 126,207 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Patience by ShortLittleHippie reviews
Outdated/non-canon DL fluffy goodness! Smutty, but also funny and sometimes sweet. A post-Love Run Cold Season 3 relationship story, ignoring more recent seasons. FINALLY FINISHED after being neglected horribly.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,154 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Pictures We Drew by I.drive.a.Delorean reviews
Last thoughts of the Harper's Island characters before/during/after their deaths. A series of one-shots in no particular order.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,845 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Smoke and Mirrors by stress reviews
A collection of 100 word drabbles written about Harper's Island, using the alphabet, A-Z. Features all characters; based on prompts. May contain spoilers for the whole series. COMPLETE.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Waking the Dead by latbfan reviews
Follows Dead until Dark/True Blood Season One from Bill's POV. Possible spoilers through all the books. Story is abandoned. My apologies to my readers.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,788 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009
Once Upon a Time by stress reviews
Trish Wellington’s life was like a fairytale, complete with money and good looks, an evil stepmother and her very own Prince Charming. It’s a pity no one ever told her that there’s no such thing as a happily ever after. Set during the end of "Gasp".
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Trish W., Henry D. - Complete
Escape by stress reviews
Is your fiancé willing to die for you? For Chloe Carter, the better question is this: are you willing to die for your fiancé? Chloe’s thoughts and emotions as she hangs onto the edge of the fenced gate over the bridge. Spoilers for Episode 11, “Splash”.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Chloe C., Cal V. - Complete
The Last Thing I See is You by Leaving-My-Mark reviews
He looked at her beautiful face, wanting it to be the last thing he saw, wanting to say more, wanting to tell her how much he loved her… Cal's thought process during his last moments. Chloe/Cal. Spoilers for episode 11, "Splash". Please read and review!
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Free Fall by The-Great-Catsby reviews
As Chloe was just a few feet from the sudden impact the only thought was her Cal, the Brit she loved so much. "Cal, I'm Coming." Cal X Chloe. Episode 11 Spoilers.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Second Chance by PersianFreak reviews
Bill was the first man Sookie ever loved, could he also be the only one? Set after FDtW. Spoilers from all books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bill, Sookie - Complete
The Magpie's Nest by blc reviews
One-shots. The magpie lines its nest with whatever's shiny or attracts its attention. "Prometheus, Mnemosyne, Chronos" a tag for the end of "The End in the Beginning." I didn't want to write it, but I had to.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 94,898 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
The Finale Scene We Should Have Seen by WhoKnowsWhy reviews
I felt cheated at the end of Season One. Bill and Sookie reunited. Sometimes you just have to do it yourself.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sookie S., Bill C.
All Manner of Things by fluffy2001 reviews
Surprise! A new chapter! It's a screwball one too. Sequel to Take the Ducklings Bowling and When You Least Expect It. Another off the wall story of fluff and fun. ChaseCameron, ForemanPamela, minor coverage of WilsonCuddy with House as a tagalong.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,047 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
Art Show by johngaltstrikes reviews
Aside from Michael, Roy, and Oscar, who else showed up to Pam's art show?
Office - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Venturing Into The Unknown by Nothing But Bones reviews
All of Sweets' patients are forced to attend a team-building exercise, much to the distaste of our dynamic duo. Surrounded by partners who have a strained relationship, will Brennan and Booth finally realise how special their bond really is?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,725 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Better Off Dead by missmelly reviews
Bill and Sookie deserve a chance at love. Characters are the sole property of Charlaine Harris and her publishers.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bill, Sookie - Complete
Not Exactly Complainin' by standing-in-the-doorway reviews
Takes place immediately after the graveyard scene in “The Fourth Man in the Fire.” Bill and Sookie continue their reunion. Smutty oneshot.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sookie S., Bill C. - Complete
The First Time by Imane Nikko reviews
A retelling of what happened after Sookie raced through the graveyard to meet Bill after her grandmother died. I loved the scene, but I wondered what was going through their heads. My first fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bill C., Sookie S. - Complete
Crossroads by Yemam2422 reviews
DL. One shot based on 'The Box.’ Danny and Lindsay are at a crossroads. Which way will they go?
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Twenty Years of Stealing My Food by hwshipper reviews
House Wilson long established relationship backstory over twenty years, from first meeting all the way up to canon. Part 20 now up: Wilson tries to make his marriage work and House employs three new staff in succession as we reach canon. Now complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,284 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Tomorrow is Another Night by k-shanna reviews
Post Episode 106. Mature Audiences Only. May become a continued story, but for now just one shot. Disclaimer: I own nothing True Blood or HBO. Enjoy!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sookie S., Bill C.
Jellybeans and Wedding Bells by ktface3 reviews
It's the wedding everyone's been waiting for, full of hilarity and hijinx! The hijinx mostly because of Michael Scott. Written in the style of the show, this future fic will not disappoint!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Three Seasons in 30 Minutes by fluffy2001 reviews
Season four! A strange idea cowritten with JennifferButterfly. Inspired by 'Star Wars Trilogy in 30 Minutes'. The idea is to condense each season into a fast paced, snarky and overall whacked out chapter. Parody is love, except for season four.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Judge This Book By The Cover by thesunnyhours reviews
Brennan and Booth's relationship looks a lot clearer when viewed from a stranger's perspective...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Distance Learning by time4moxie reviews
Post Season 3 opener Pam's learning who she is and what she wants, and how sometimes you have to fight for what you want. Rated M for one or two or twelve chapters...
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,629 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Talk to Me by SSJL reviews
All he wanted was a moment of honesty from her. All she wanted was to be able to give him this. Some BB lovin' to brighten your day. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,273 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
When You Least Expect It by fluffy2001 reviews
Sequel to Take the Ducklings Bowling. A realistic but fun view of impending parenthood. ChaseCameron, ForemanOFC, and a little WilsonCuddy with House torment added in for fun.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,284 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
4 Times Jim Tried to Propose by time4moxie reviews
...and the one time he actually did. Even when he's got the girl, sometimes Jim finds himself being laughed at by the Fates....
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
You Came Back by fluffy2001 reviews
What happens after Cameron resigns? She goes back to see Chase, and they start enjoying their time off together. Loads of cutesy fun, but eventually reality sets in. Spoilers for season three finale.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Betas, Mary Sues, Ships And Everything In Between by Anita reviews
Foreman considers the fact that no one wants to write fic about him.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - E. Foreman - Complete
Learning Curve by gldnwrtr reviews
Post Judas on a Pole. BB and AH romance. Our Bones characters discover that learning to let go, and let love, certainly has its challenges. Graphic content in some chapters, so mature readers only, as in 18 and up. Thanks!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Take the Ducklings Bowling by fluffy2001 reviews
A simple gathering at a bowling alley leads to so much more. This didn't end up being much about bowling at all. This is a funny and romantic ForemanOFC, CamChase story. It's all about how relationships start and build. Lots of fluff and romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,435 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Quid Pro Quo Something for Something by jaed621 reviews
Booth and Bones exchange dream interpretations, find their way BB pairing R and R watch for sexually explicit warnings.Finally COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,245 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Truth or Dare by pixel8 reviews
Updated to add a middle that I always felt like was missing.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Aftermath by khughes830 reviews
Post Casino Night what happens to Pam and Jim now?
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete