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Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Legend of Zelda, Harvest Moon, and Earthbound.

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Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4181 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Accidental by engranatenroses reviews
[SasuNaru] It started with an accident. Shonenai, Fluff. [26/06/13 - Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
From My Cold Dead Hands by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Years were spent perfecting him. He's intelligent, loyal, seductive, complying and absolutely deadly. He is the one that will bring a world to its knees. But what happens when love takes root? After all, machines don't have hearts. YonSasu OroSas NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Minato N.
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Test of Insanity by Starchii reviews
AU DeiXIno ItaXSaku TenXHidan Complete Sakura, Tenten, and Ino were just walking back from a mission when suddenly two Akatsuki members appear and capture them. What is their motive and why did they kidnap all three of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
The Art of Obsession by Angelas reviews
Itachi had always hidden away his sick addiction towards his little brother. But now, it seems impossible to hide any longer. ItaSasu EXPLICT SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Simple Things by Caitiy reviews
[KakaSaku] – Sometimes the biggest most unexpected changes can be brought about by the simplest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 223,868 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Dark Secret of Rick by The Cypress Scholar reviews
After a year away from home, Rick returns to find that he has become obsessed with his beautiful younger sister. How will he be affected by this and how far will he go to hide his terrible secret? Onesided RickxPopuri. Other pairings also.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Rick, Popuri
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Knightly Treats by Lovely Spell reviews
--undergoing rewrite-- .au.kakaxnaru. After 18 years of being locked in a tower Naruhime will be able to choose a husband. Will Kakashi's nightly treats tip the scale in his favor? or will the shock of being decieved break them apart!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,406 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tayuya! Mail Order BrideMaid! by Angelslasttear reviews
Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hidan, Tayuya
Those Weird Feelings No One Ever Gets by No More Masquerade reviews
AU: High School: When you just keep falling in love and falling in love and falling in love to the point of breaking. It's hard to deal with those weird feelings that people just never get. SasuNaru GaaNaru SasuNeji KisaIta SasoDei NejiTen KakaIru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Parthenogenesis by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
Parthenogenesis: Asexual form of reproduction that does not require fertilization. Kyuubi believes he has found his way out. Not your everyday Mpreg. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,035 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Sea of Youth by Rehviel reviews
AU. When Prince Gaara is washed overboard on a trip on the ocean, he is saved by a boy he's never seen before. GaaLee, GaaNaru, minor GaiLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Lee R.
Ice Climbers Fanifc by JB77 reviews
An non-ordinary day climbing the mountain.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
This Is How A Heart Breaks by Jasmine Starlight reviews
Yaoihet. NejiSasu Sasuke’s slightly mordant Itachi just might be a sociopath. Maybe Gaara is from a broken home. Neji just may be in the closet. Maybe Naruto might be lonely. Maybe Kabuto needs someone to love. Maybe Kakashi might need someone to hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,817 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Back by Illution reviews
He achieved greatness, became a legend; yet it was not the dream he wanted. There is only one way to change the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Seeking Help by Selvanic reviews
When Envy is sent to a psychiatrist, he finds a new method for 'tormenting' his chibi, and Ed is forced to find retaliation methods. EdxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,311 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Minish Magician by EternalFluffy reviews
A year after the Minish Cap manga, Vaati accompanies Link on a new quest to save the world. Together, they must gather the Secondary Elements...and come to terms with their innermost feelings. LinkxVaati.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 185,499 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Vaati, Link - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Few More Strokes To Happiness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto is an artist. Sasuke is a model. Picture it. [NaruSasu KisaIta KyuuSasu Yaoi AU COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara's Story: The Early Years by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Daily beatings, harrassment, and jeers. A dead mother and a broken life. Can Deidara find happiness with a ninja village? Can he rise to become one of the top ninjas in the village? Chapter 41: Light of Things! Arc 1 of 3 to come. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,940 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Shizune - Complete
To Kill an Angel by LightBender reviews
How far will someone go to kill an angel? What happens when the angel isn't killed, but rescued by a demon? What happens when sparks fly and love begins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Cut Glass Heart by Wryly Fantarding reviews
[CGH] As a war with Kusa looms on the horizon, a group of shinobi linked by circumstance and family must learn who to trust and how to truly live. [GenHaya]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G.
Of BugLovers and DogBoys by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is a series of drabbles and oneshots dedicated to the Shino/Kiba fan-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
infectiOn by darkenedmoonlightflame reviews
[AU. Yaoi. Vampirism.] Sasuke is a psychotic boy hung up on the past, cursed with a disease that has him craving blood. Naruto is simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. And, regrettably, it seems that Sasuke has taken an interest in him… [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces by Ray T. Akaru reviews
[SasuNaru]When Naruto leaves Russia for college only to find out his home has been envaided by none other than Sasuke what is a blond to do? How will they cope? And what is this hobby that they seem to have in common? sorry for shitty summary Read,Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Diary of the Obscure by Mountain Blue reviews
For once in his life, Nara Shikamaru is feeling stress. With every extra cigarette smoked and every wrinkle that shows up in his forehead, one person cares the most at figuring out what's got Shikamaru tweaked... Kiba Inuzuka. [2nd in Diary arc]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N.
Taming Sasuke by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[AU, SasuNaru] Sasuke is totally, utterly clueless when it comes to animals, love, and most other things. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Tango no Sekku by Minnionette reviews
May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forever Promised by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. “Okay, Teddy says that we’re now man and strife. And we gotta kiss. On the lips.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
These Things by weialala reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Cats by Owai reviews
What happens when you take in a stray. Oneshot. [SasuNejiSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Bubble Blowing by daily-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have never learned how to bubble blow. Iruka and Kakashi are going to teach them. No Pairing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
By His Hand by fivetail reviews
The child would be Jashin’s only hope. Contains OCs, no pairings involving Hidan. Manga spoilers. Rated T for safety. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Jashin, Hidan - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Just One Night by Noi Kanna reviews
Ino is bored, and Kankuro just happens to show up. GaaraxSakura, and a lot of KankuroxIno. Lemon, but not in this chapter. Rated M in other chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Ino Y., Kankuro
Tupperware Meets Piranha by Lisea18 reviews
Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Flowers of Youth by soda-denial reviews
Kiba/Shino. A slightly fluffy drabble about Kiba and Shino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
We All Just Wanna Be Big Rock Stars by Symphonious reviews
The life of a girl named Tenten in a world of highschool, music... and of course... men. HOT men. And with the Valentine's Concert coming up, will she stand a chance in keeping her feelings secret? Bad summary, but story... ain't that bad. All pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,073 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Duality by Chrissy Sky reviews
Sasuke’s first mission since Orochimaru and he’s still attacked by crossdressers and really big monsters. SasuNaru Yaoi. Discontinued for possible revision.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,954 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Diary of a Madman by Mountain Blue reviews
[SasuNaru] When Sasuke is advised to start writing in a journal, he finds out things about himself that he never really knew, and some things about Naruto he'd like to know more about. What will happen when the whore Sakura wants to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Jasmine Starlight reviews
SasuHina. He was Uchiha Sasuke, he attended Konoha High, as a junior outcast that’s how he prefers it whacked out punk, he has a brother who’s a dick and is also dating his English teacherthey’re contemplating moving in together, parents who confuse him
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
All Girl's Sasuke by meevah reviews
DISCONTINUED. Haku crossdresses to get into an all girl's school to find the man he used to love. Whom he meets, instead, is a boy named Uchiha Sasuke. But why is Sasuke the only other male student? And what is his silver ring's importance? BL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,956 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Haku, Sasuke U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Hammered By Hormones by B.J. Sanders reviews
Yaoi. ShinoKibaShino. Kiba is smelling a strange scent in the air, and Shino is no where in sight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Turned On by taitofan reviews
Kiba knows how Shino feels, but the question is: does Shino know how he feels? Kiba is about to find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/25/2004
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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funky reviews
On the whole, being mushroomized isn't that terrible. :jeff/tony:
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Jeff - Complete
island of the honest man reviews
Kurt breaking his leg wouldn't have been so bad, if he wasn't such an asshole. :kurtalex:
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008
dinglefairy reviews
In which Linebeck spends some "quality time" with Sparkles Number 2. secretly linebeck/leaf kinda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
turn the page reviews
Just a collection of short and shippy ficlets. Chapter 11: Fifty glances at just what Barry's gotten up to with that purple-haired young gentleman.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
failure to impress reviews
Gokudera," Yamamoto said slowly, "pregnant doesn't just... happen." 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Turnabout Lollipop reviews
Edgeworth meets up with someone he never expected, and manages to fall in love with a raccoon.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete