Hi! I'm Pig :D

Wattpad account: We_Love_Pigs

Some info about me:

Name: Pigs_Are_Life (Ha! I'm not gonna tell you my real name, people). Call me Pig.

Age: Somewhere between 1-100

Fav color: All shades of blue

Fav books: Ranger's Apprentice, Percy Jackson, Wings of Fire, Harry Potter, Giver series, Heroes of Olympus, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Lorien Legacies

Fav animal: Pigs (obviously)

Some random quotes from random books that I randomly found on the random internet:

"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. 'You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.'" -Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"Will raised both eyebrows. 'Well, you learn a new thing everyday,' he said reflectively. 'In your case, that's no exaggeration,' Halt said, completely straight-faced." -Ranger's Apprentice

"'General, may I take a nap? General, I need a papaya! General, my claws are tired! General, look, a butterfly! SOMEONE IS GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.'" -Wings of Fire

"'You should try threatening someone's elbows or ankles once in a while, just for a change of pace.'" -Wings of Fire

"'Hearing voices nobody else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the Wizarding World.'" -Harry Potter

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." -Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"'Cho Cho?' Arisaka shouted, goaded beyond control. 'Butterfly? Then die, Butterfly!'" -Ranger's Apprentice

“‘Oh joy, it’s going to be a long night of sulky boy angst...Quick, who wants to change jobs with me?’” -Keeper of the Lost Cities

"'Oh please, look at my giant head!'" -Keeper of the Lost Cities

Copy-and-Pastes:

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the only person in your family who doesn't think Anime/Manga is for losers, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you saw the mistake in the previous sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you scrolled back up to see what the mistake was, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are now laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Unicorns

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Post this on your profile!

Ranger's Apprentice Pledge:

I promise to remember Will,

when Life chooses an odd path for me.

I promise to remember Halt,

when my brother says he hates me.

I promise to remember Alyss,

when the flames of Life seem to consume me.

I promise to remember Gilan,

when my one true love says no.

I promise to remember Crowley,

when I have to take charge.

I promise to remember Pauline,

when I have to make a deal.

I promise to remember Morgarath,

when I feel jealous of someone else.

I promise to remember Erak,

when my country goes to war.

I promise to remember Selethen, (did I spell that right?)

when the summer's heat beats upon my face.

I promise to remember Duncan,

when my little girl grows up.

I promise to remember Maddie,

when the whole world thinks you can't.

I promise to remember Horace,

when someone needs a heart so pure.

I promise to remember Evanlyn/Cassandra,

when my friend needs me most.

I promise to remember Jenny,

when I give up the one I love for what I love to do.

I promise to think of Ranger's Apprentice,

whenever someone needs me.

Hope you enjoy, copy and paste to your profile if you are a Ranger's Apprentice nerd like me! Add your name to the list, so I can know I'm not the only one. Wisper Ranger 26, PigsAreLife,

The many tips and facts of life...

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka

-from Obsidian11Rose's profile.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country ( the country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), DanielledaughterOfDeathanMagic (USA)Cynder2013 (Canada), NarniaRoyalNavy123 (USA), RangerIthilwen (Singapore), Wisper Ranger 26 (USA), Pigs_Are_Life (USA),

Books that you should absolutely read or I will come hunt you down myself:

1. Ranger's Apprentice

2. Harry Potter

3. Wings of Fire

4. Giver series

5. Heroes of Olympus

6. Keeper of the Lost Cities

7. Lorien Legacies

Ummmm

So now that you know a little about me...

GO READ MY FANFICS!!!

Here is a list for reference:

Wings of Fire:

Game Day (Complete)

Keeper of the Lost Cities:

Under the Panakes Tree (Complete)

Harry Potter:

The Riddle Twins (Complete)