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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight, Doctor Who, and Pitch Perfect.

As of 7/19/09, is one of the undead. Rawr

As of 4/21/10, is a space-venturing undead. Houston, we have a...I have no idea.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11925 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
So Emotional by Stessa reviews
Right in the middle of living her New York dream, Rachel is surprised by a knock on her door. It's Santana, and she only has a few things to say; "Hi Dwarf, I'm here in New York now, and I'm going to be your room-mate." That is the start to an entirely different dream, where Santana also has to find her way in life. Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Entre l'amour et la mort by Savior 8801 reviews
A run gone wrong sets events into motion, events that lead to a bittersweet realisation... and the birth of Rachel's worst nightmare. Rachel/Ivy.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,655 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Rachel Morgan, Ivy Tamwood
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Acceptance by poetzproblem reviews
The first time it happens, Rachel is twenty-one. She knows that she will always remember the moment exactly, sitting on the sofa in her fathers' house. A look into Rachel's future.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
A Mile for the Journey by SSJL reviews
The divorce came through, and it was time for Alicia to find herself. NOW COMPLETE.
Good Wife - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Alicia F., Kalinda S. - Complete
Empty as a Pocket by The Last Good Name Left reviews
Rachel always rides shotgun in Quinn's car.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
For I Have Sinned by evieeden reviews
Bella makes a decision about her future and the religion which has shaped her past. Femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Smile by Bren99 reviews
She's been coming to his house alot lately, and he thinks he knows why. Set at the start of Parker and Logan's relationship.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Veronica, Weevil
Election by Dee12 reviews
Attrition Warfare: a strategic concept which states that to win a war, one's enemy must be gradually worn down to the point of collapse. The race for Senior Class President brings Bella and Rosalie's own war to a head. AH/AU B/R femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Breathe Me by JayMayLay reviews
'But then she laughed, and the darkness that was contaminating my mind, and clouding up my thoughts was annihilated.' RxB FEMSLASH [Discontinued]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Rosalie, Bella
Not Completely, Altogether Here by Good Afternoon reviews
Galinda's dead. She can't remember what happened to her or why she's still here. To top it off the only person who seems to hear her is the green girl invading her dorm. Life, or afterlife actually, really could not be more unfair. For now... - AU
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,530 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Tides of Stars by Tel-Writing reviews
Mirror Dance AU. After a shocking catastrophe, an older Miles Vorkosigan is again on the run, forced to survive in the past by his wits alone. He can't afford to lose, but to win he must overcome historical inevitability, the laws of physics, and himself.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Human by Alsike reviews
Emily's mother is dead, but her memory lives on, as does her desire to manipulate Emily's life away from serial killers and towards politics. But sometimes, serial killers and politicians are not that far removed. Sequel to 9 Crimes
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Emma F./White Queen, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Skin Deep by Isabel0329 reviews
There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,544 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Mistake by 6Dylan9 reviews
Sarah Connor can't get away from Cameron or her feelings. Sarah/Cameron. Season 1.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sarah C., Cameron - Complete
A Whisper in the Night by misscanteloupe reviews
“Are you scared?” She whispered softly. “No,” I uttered, and in an instant, the knot in the towel unraveled, falling to the floor in a messy heap. AU, Alice/Bella. Oneshot, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Watchdog by jato unit reviews
one shot . challenge . femslash . AlicexBella . Alice Cullen knows that she'll always be second best.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Golden Slumber by fembuck reviews
Alice and Bella share a quiet moment together in the hotel in Phoenix Twilight . Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Just Breathe by Asher Monroe reviews
-Complete!- About a year and a half after the fall of Sunnydale, Buffy finds herself in an unusual predicament that leaves her with a major case of the wiggins. She's not alone however, but that's only half the problem. -Fuffy-
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,195 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - [Buffy S., Faith L.] - Complete
Second Chances by rebelrsr reviews
Buffy decides to test out the Aspect of the Demon on her greatest enemy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,889 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
B Mine by Electra126 reviews
Faith tries to find a Valentine’s gift for Buffy, her non-girlfriend with potential girlfriend possibilities.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
Bloodhound by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
Bloodhound fanfic edition! Beka and her Dogs are chasing fake silver. Suspicions mounts as the scent points to her friends. All the while, Beka's magic is changing! Will she be the Bloodhound, and smell the rat amongst the Rats? Read Final Author's Note.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,453 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
WUN DAY IN KINGDAM HARTS LAND by Machina Maw reviews
best storie eva.ALL TRUE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Resonating Souls: The Butterfly Effect by Alphawolf69 reviews
Femslash. New Xmen based, however, MDay did NOT happen. Xavier has left the XMansion after the deaths of Jean and Magneto. Emma and Scott are left in charge. Being in a relationship with Scott is all Emma wanted, but there's trouble in paradise...EmmaOC
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,978 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006
Confusion To The Enemy by keswindhover reviews
Elli Quinn is hoping for a quiet family day on Kline Station. No luck.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 918 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hitchiker by Princess Alexandria reviews
Brooke noticed the car on the side of the road and decided to lend a hand. It lead to an opportunity she couldn't resist. femslash MystiqueOC.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,133 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
The Things You Know by pintoxpony reviews
There are some things you'll never know about Addison, you realize, and some that you'll always remember. Oneshot, fluffy drabble. [MeredithAddison]
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Noose by Visible reviews
[HarryxPansy] Hanging by a thousand words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
I Know by yimmy-kins reviews
[Femslash: JeanTessa] There are tragedies and then there are Tragedies. This is one of them... which happens to take place during Christmas.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
A Day's Grace by Jaina Solo2 reviews
Several years after Sydney leaves the CIA, Dixon asks her for a favor. Sydney must drop everything to attempt to rescue Rachel from a dangerous situation.
Alias - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sydney B., Sark, J. - Complete
Naught But a Whimsy by the quintessence of wyrd reviews
Luna’s still a banana nut muffin. Difference is that Harry’s in the picture. Just a general mess of a HPLL ficcy. But, there you go. Enjoy my meaningless sentimental tinted sludge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Invisible Man by Darth Stitch reviews
Sometimes, Clark wishes he weren't so darn good at being invisible. Part of The Little Things story arc. COMPLETE.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
A Peculiar Incidence Regarding R Ravenclaw by saerabbande reviews
Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin are bitter rivals in everything, including love. Rowena Ravenclaw might not be as interested as they think. oneshot. vague femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Rebuilding by Princess Alexandria reviews
Kim is the architect hired to help rebuild the school after “Magneto” destroyed it in Planet X, but on a world where Jean didn’t die. Both women were betrayed and left by their lovers, can they help each other rebuild more than just the school? Femslash
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,529 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Insanity and Light by Valandar reviews
Bellatix Lestrange was once a normal sane woman, whose mind was shattered by the Cruciatus curse. Who can help restore her sanity? Written for a fiction challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Inquiring Minds by C. Night reviews
No one ever said being Harry Potter’s girlfriend was going to be easy, but after 7 months at it one sly Slytherin thought she’d mastered it... that was until she was forced to explain their relationship to the inquiring minds of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,847 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Two Daughters by Alone in the Desert reviews
A series of fluffy ficlets centering around one very sweet and slightly unlikely couple. Femmeslash
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Tortall
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 6,750 - Follows: 491 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Heir to the Weasley Throne by xayne reviews
[AU] In Harry's sixth year, he begins preparing for Voldemort in earnest. He finds escape in the form of a competition hosted by the Weasley twins to crown the best prankster at Hogwarts, and comfort in the arms of an unexpected girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,133 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Pansy P., Harry P.
Getting Out or Dying Trying by C. Night reviews
I, Harry Potter, am trapped. But by who: Voldemort or Dumbledore? I wish I knew the answer to that. Now I am just putting my magical skills to use and fighting to get back to Hogwarts, because this is a battle I win or... I die. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,307 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ars Poetica by Chevira Lowe reviews
Bel Thorne introspective, it muses on Miles Naismith, its newfound boredom, and a yearning for the life it once led. (Post Mirror Dance, pre Diplomatic Immunity)
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2003
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Actions reviews
Kimmy Jin was probably right to dislike her. Because of the grudges and the bitterness and the over-inflated sense of righteousness.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Back and Front reviews
Her back was always straight. Posture always perfect. The back is where the blows are given - and taken.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Love You Like Croutons reviews
Surprises are not something Bella usually has to deal with. Alice, on the other hand, loves dealing them out. Oh no! Sorta maybe sequel to Buffeted. Can be standalone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Control reviews
Set after Season Five, Episode Three. Amy has no control.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Rattle reviews
You pace and you pace and you feel like a caged animal. And you hate it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Leah - Complete
Long Walks on the Beach reviews
When Bella first kissed her, Alice could hardly plead ignorance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Sudden and Severe Case of Hypochondria reviews
Don't go thinking that Bella wasn't actually unwell. She was. She just kinda, sorta, maybe wishes she were back to feeling like crap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Buffeted reviews
Bella's feeling a little buffeted by her move and her new acquaintances, and having a conversation with the smallest Cullen does absolutely nothing to help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Wanting reviews
She has always been found wanting. No matter how many measurements, no matter how many judgements. Faith had heard it before. Faith had heard it all before.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Dependent reviews
...'Like a pathetic, mentally challenged moth to the burning and fatal flame.' Faith found herself completely, and utterly, dependent, but not altogether reluctantly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived gets an interesting vision from an unknowing Voldemort, who has some trouble with insubordination.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete