Fool's Ivory Wings
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Joined 04-13-07, id: 1259935, Profile Updated: 06-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Count Cain: God Child.

"With the lights out, its less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us." -Smells like teen Spirit by Nirvana

I'm the Fool's Ivory Wings, aka Lissette. Here, we all have something in common. We are freaks with no life. If were weren't, we wouldn't be here. So why don't you read the rest of my profile, we might have something else in common. Warning you now, I'm an absolute nut case.

Appearance: Dark brown hair, hazel eyes, short, and pale.

State of occupation: Narnia, that's right. Be jealous.

School: Why do you want to know?

Age: 17 (I feel old -_-)

Grade: 12th

Favorite colors: Silver and Purple

Favorite animal: Wolf

Siblings: two older bros and one younger sis

Favorite books: The Book Theif, A Thousand Splendid Suns,The Hunger Games, Pride and Prejudice, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Any thing by Sarah Dessen, The Gemma Doyle trilogy, A Corner of the Universe, TheHobbit, Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Oliver Twist and Phantom of the Opera.

Favorite Movies: The Nightmare before Christmas( if you don't like that movie you have problems), I Robot, A Walk to Remember, Fight Club, The Glass house, Legends of the fall, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, Cats, Titanic, The Notebook, Interview with a vampire, Phantom of the Opera, and Beetlejuice.

Least favorite things: Walmart (it's evil!), Orlando Bloom (stupid pretty boy, I just want to slap him!), Zac Effron (MY GOD!! He's so freak'n GAY!!) Fred Fred burger (uhhh! Do I even have to say it.) Orange, electric cords, and that stupid CAPS LOCK!! (It HATES me!!)

Best friend: Kitty (edwardcullenissosexy) and Texas.

Things you should know about me: I am insane. I have voices in my head. Sometimes I'll start arguing with myself and end up yelling at inanimate objects. I don't always update regularly. I write when I feel inspired and feel like I have to get it out of my system. I can't force myself to write, otherwise the product is crap. I mean, its like reading "See Spot run. See Spot run fast." I doubt anyone here wants to read that. When I like something, I obsess over it and over ananlyze it. Be it a story, a character, or a real person, it doesn't matter. Its all I think about. Because, as I stated before, I'm crazy. If you have constructive criticism, bash all you want. But, if you are only gonna flame me with stuff like "This story sucks, its so stupid", that is just annoying and pointless. It's a waste of time and if you hate my story so much, why read it or take the time to leave a review? Anyways, enough with my ranting. ;)

Important message regarding my stories for The Outsiders.

I have decided to take them down for now. I may put them back up, but they will have to undergo some MAJOR revision. I realized this a while back, hence the reason neither of them have been updated. I apologize to those who were reading them and I hope that I will be able to put them back up in the future. However, for now, they require revision.

Tyler: Where'd you go psycho boy?

Narrartor: Just wanted to destroy something beautiful. -Fight Club

"I sit here locked inside my head, remembering everything you said. The silence gets us no where way too fast."- For you by Staind

"Everything's changing, when I turn around. All out of my control, I'm immobile."- Mobile by Avril Lavigne

"I've dreamt so long, I cannot dream anymore."- Anywhere by Evanescence

"Here's a small fact, you're going to die."- Death, The Book Thief

"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"- Fight Club

"To my mother, to my father. Its your son or its your daughter. Are my screams loud enough for you to hear me? Should I turn this up for you?"- For you by staind

"I come in peace, I didn't bring artillary. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: Fuck with me and I'll kill you all."- Marines General James Mattis.

"I invite you to a world where there is no such thing as time. And every creature lends themselves to cange your state of mind."- Her Name is Alice by Shinedown

"Its only after we've lost eveything that we are free to do anything."- Fight Club

"We've all been raised on televison to believe that one day day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rockstars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed."- Fight Club

"The things you own, end up owning you."- Fight Club

"To stand outside your virtue. No one can ever hurt you, or so they say." - Her name is Alice by Shinedown

"All your insults and your curses, make me feel like I'm not a person. And I feel like I am nothing."- For you by staind

"All those colors long since faded, all our smiles all confiscated. Never were we told we'd be bought and sold. We were innocent."- Innocent by Fuel

"So I speak to you in riddles, cuz my words get in my way."- Epiphany Staind

"Ideas are bullet proof."- V for Vendetta

"I miss that town, I miss the faces."- Photograph Nickelback

"I'm possessed by love, but isn't everybody?"- Freddy Mercury.

"Forget this life, come with me. Don't look back, your're safe now." - Anywhere Evanescence

"But everything changes. If I could turn back the years if you could learn to forgive me. Then I could learn how to feel."- Everything Changes Staind

"I am the mess you chose, the closet you cannot close"- Everything changes Staind

"We believed in eachother. Thats good enough for me."- Freddy Mercury

"You just refuse to bend, so I keep bending til I break."- Right here Staind

"I don't want to relive all the mistakes I made along the way." Right here Staind

Statistics say that every 20 minutes, a person is struck by lightning. What I want to know is, how is that person still alive?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

A friend would bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying "that was so damn fun!"

A friend would give you an umbrella when it rains, a best friend would take the umbrella and run off screaming "RUN BITCH! RUN!!".

A friend would dry your tears when your heart is broken, a best friend would go up to the guy and say "it's cuz your gay isn't it?" (I've done that! The guy's face was priceless!)

When life give you lemons, squeeze it in life's eyes.

- If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine

- If it says "one size fits all," it doesn’t fit anyone

- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it

- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

5th law of procrastination: procrastination avoids boredom, one never has the feeling of being bored.

- My minds made up! Don’t confuse me with the facts!

- Human relations are something we wish we had.

Before you critisize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.-Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

"It may be dumb, but it's also stupid!"- Patrick Star

Pirate one: Shoot him!

Pirate two: Cut out his tongue

Jack: Shoot him, then cut out his tongue, and then shoot his tongue! And . . . trim that scraggily beard.

The earth will shake, in two will will break, and death all around will be your dowry-The Prophet Song, Queen

I, I know why. Because when I look in her eyes, I just see the sky. When I look in her eyes, well I, just see the sky.- She had the World, Panic at the Disco

Northern Downpour sends its love -Northern Downpour, Panic at the disco

It is said that the sound of wind through willow trees is the whispering of fairies into a poet's ear-Three Willows, by Ann Brashares

If you want to, I can save you. I can take you away from here. So lonely inside, so busy out there, and all you wanted was somebody who cared- All you wanted, Michelle Branch

"Good morning Starshines, the earth says hello!"- Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp version)

Dad: So, what is the moral of the story?

Me: Ummm, that this is a really gay movie?

Dad: No. The moral is this: If you are ever on a tropical island in the south pacific, make sure you have Mcdonalds with you. Just in case there are dinosaurs.

Me: . . . .

Dad: starts singing Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea . . .

Me: Are you on crack?

"On my honor as a blood thirsty murderer."- The vampire Lestat (BOW TO THE MOST AMAZING AND SEXY CREATURE SINCE EVER!)

Random school girls: Oh, he's gotten so mature now...


"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"- Monty Python and the Holy grail

"I can't explain myself sir, because I'm not myself you see."- Alice in Wonderland

"I'm mad. Your mad."- Alice in Wonderland

Patrick: I'm mad

Spongebob: What's the matter Patrick?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

"I get it . . . I'm not blonde. . . on the outside."-Kitty


"Gasp! Scandal! Swoon!" -me

Me: (holds a bottle to my friend Megan) This is Ron.

Megan: Your naming a water bottle?

Me: Yep

Megan: (tilts her head) Well, I'm not gonna date him

Me: (looks down) Dammit

My sister: (looks at a piece of paper) That's a weird looking computer.

My dad: That's not a computer . . . it's a rubber stamp.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (as long as I'm not stuck in the middle of it without an umbrella)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,VOLVO S60R, LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, edwardxnora, Rowangirl96

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, edwardxnora, Rowangirl96

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4

If you fell for that I laugh at chu.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you like cookie dough, copy and paste this to your profile.

If the the Jonas Brothers stood at the very tip of the empire state building threatening to jump off, 75 of the the female population would cry themselves sick. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be part of the 25 yelling up at them "DO A FLIP!"

If you LOVE Nirvana, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever ran into a door and started apologizing to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever started yelling at a piece of toast before, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Let the show begin reviews
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