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Author has written 7 stories for Suite Life series, Warriors, and Maximum Ride.

Name: not telling

Age: 13

Species(lol) : asian

Has: black hair , black eyes, yellow skin.

Live in: HongKong.

Hello strangers, wouldn't you stay a while?
Dismount your mouse; you’ve surfed for miles,
The story unfolds, the day grows old,
Leave a review, on your down-most scroll.
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By fireplant

~For people that hate stereotypes: Put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you 'are'.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
Most
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Read this and laugh XD:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

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Want To Be Your Slave by Lord Youko reviews
Inuyasha is an abused slave forced to endure humiliation and pain that breaks his spirit. However, when Prince Sesshoumaru buys him for himself, will the icy Lord feel anything for the little hanyou? shota, yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,184 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
His Eyes by TheseScarletDropsofINK reviews
Kaname can't get Zero out of his head, but he doesn't understand why. No matter how much of Zero he claims, he still craves for more. Is this love? And if it is, then will Zero feel it, too? KanamexZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/20/2009 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You're My Everything by Lord Youko reviews
Kagome is stuck in her era after wishing on the jewel and something in Inuyasha breaks. When he goes to die by his brother's hand, Sesshoumaru awakens a part of him he never knew existed. Being a slave can be very liberating sometimes. Incest SessInu yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Back In My Day by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Arthur and Merlin's relationship takes a drastic change when another prince takes an interest in the wizard. Prince Aldwin is an original character. Prince Aldwin/Merlin, will be Arthur/Merlin. Rated M.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
It's Empty Inside by Skull Bearer reviews
Sometimes, the rescue doesn't end when you return home. Amnesia story.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Unsuspected Discoveries by kittielove30 reviews
*OOC & started before 3rd season* Merlin is in love with Arthur. A Sorcerer puts a curse on Arthur and he falls into an enchanted sleep. Will Merlin be able to save him before it's too late? *Contains adult themes and rape*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,844 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
All Mine by xXQuoth NevermorexX reviews
Charles, realizing his feelings for Erik, yearns to be with him. And yet, something is holding Erik back. Can Charles convince Erik that they belong together? Set in First Class and rated M for later smut.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Icing on the Cake by afrodette reviews
What happens if Erik eats Charles' birthday cake and doesn't save him a piece? This happens. Set in First Class. Drabble. Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Laughter as an Aphrodisiac by Unforgotten reviews
Erik teases Charles in bed; hilarity ensues. Based on X-Men: First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Let Me Have You by xXQuoth NevermorexX reviews
A pleasant misunderstanding between Erik and Charles, set in X-Men: First Class. Charik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Onslaught by Skull Bearer reviews
Answer to this prompt on kinkmeme: "Teamwork fics are win. Alone, Charles is a powerful telepath, and Erik is the master of metal and magnetism. But when Charles uses his powers to amplify Erik's, Erik is unstoppable, and vice-versa." First Class fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Master And Series 3: Master And Prince by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Lover. It'd taken them less than a year to decimate Camelot and its allies, and now Camelot is making a last ditch effort by offering a peace treaty to King Bayard. This brings Merlin to Camelot, to Arthur. It wont be pretty.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Regression by Wolfess-Sanu reviews
Yagami Light is given another chance to change the world, but will he use the Death Note now that he knows it is corrupt? And just how will his feelings change towards Ryuuzaki when the other treated him so kindly at his death and in MU? Light/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,113 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cauldron to Conflagration by Lord Youko reviews
Remus Lupin is the average nerd, picked on by bullies till one day, Sirius Black decides to make him HIS. And pity any bully who tries to stand up to the Prank Master. But will Remus give in to Sirius seduction?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Your Word is Your Bond by Eilonnwy reviews
Merlin and Arthur are captured by bandits on a hunting trip, except unlike ordinary bandits, they know Merlin is a sorcerer.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,597 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Master And Series 2: Master And Lover by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Slave. The war continues to rage on between Camelot and Mercia, and Merlin still doesn't know his sex slave and lover is actually the Crown Prince of Camelot himself. But the arrival of Gwaine of Caerleon is the beginning of the end.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A baby at Camelot by Lolryne reviews
It all began the day the prince suddenly disappeared. Or no : It all began the day Merlin came back at Camelot holding a baby.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,471 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
The Shrine of Grendel by Saucery reviews
In which goblins make Merlin and Arthur have sex. Hey, somebody had to do it! We don't have aliens in this fandom, after all!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Mine by kuhekabir reviews
Merlin gets kidnapped and his life takes an interesting turn once he gets rescued…has everyone gone mad or is he missing some vital information?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
This Dark Road Will Lead Us Where We Want to Be by AccordingToMel reviews
When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Deal by magic207 reviews
Arthur is obsessed with Merlin. Well, a certain part of Merlin in particular...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Think I Love You by Hellion728 reviews
L should be dead. His name was written in the Death Note, yet he is still alive, if only barely. Unanswered questions about the notebook's power & L's feelings for him leave Light in turmoil & unsure of what to do next. Yaoi, Slight OOC, Mostly Light'sPOV
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,715 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - L, Light Y.
Give In, Oh Sweet Surrender by inane-rational reviews
Arthur arrives in Ealdor at the start of Camelot's war campaign into Cenred's kingdom. Merlin catches his eye. M/A. Genre: AU. Warning: implied past non-con, dub-con, minor character death
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Now we must part by Gwen Truong reviews
A male pureblood is capable of getting pregnant, but he will die in labor. His last wish is Zero will acknowledge and raise their baby after his death. Zero x Kaname, Rido x Kaname.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,550 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Natural Occurrences in Order of Need to Live by Writing2Death reviews
Arthur has a list in his head of Reasons Why He Loves Merlin. There are currently 327 reasons on that list. Merlin/Arthur, Fluff, Slash, Modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Puppy Love by pathera reviews
Merlin has four legs, a tail, fur, and all the belly scratches in the world aren't going to make up for it. Reincarnation fic, fluff, oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Armand vs Lestat by Felice09 reviews
Armand and Lestat will never be bff's. But they could at least try to get along! When they don't, something like this happens. Just an ordinary day on Night Island.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,658 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Without You by Znicz reviews
I'm no good at writing these summaries but the story is good. Light and Ryuuzaki are forced to be apart and neither of them are happy about it. Rating due to some Lemons later on, if you don't like the Yaoi pairing then DON'T READ IT. It's that simple.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - L, Light Y.
Burnout by Laimielle reviews
“I came back,” Light whispers gently; unnecessarily. “Is that okay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dead Flowers by IceQueenRia reviews
When Merlin first gave him the flowers, Arthur laughed. But when those flowers died, a part of Merlin seemed to die too and every night Arthur shed a tear and every morning he looked to the vase of dead flowers hoping to find them in bloom once more SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,631 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
I'll Wait by Noxialis reviews
- Merlin/Arthur - Part of Candy Hearts Series II - Merlin will always wait for Arthur, no matter how long or hard it is.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stone's throw by magic207 reviews
After a party organised by Morgana, Arthur and Merlin have to deal with some new insights.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Bite of the Bard by Felice09 reviews
Louis and Lestat become embroiled in a shakespeare quote off with the rest of the coven. Tensions fray, Armand pawns David Talbot, Lestat buys sniffer dogs, Marius gets some lovin'. All part of a regular day on Night Island!
Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Unexpected by shadowglove reviews
When applying for a job at Isis, Merlin never expected to find Arthur's newest reincarnation...or that said reincarnation...is a GIRL. And that's not the ONLY unexpected thing about Arthur's newest reincarnation, and his boss, Chloe Sullivan.
Crossover - Smallville & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Chloe S., Merlin - Complete
Flock Rising by VampiressE12B reviews
stupid title. how Max and all met at the school all at different times. this is my firs MR fanfic. not sure what genra it will be yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Sigil by Nyxelestia reviews
When a courtier's harmless flirting with Merlin becomes not so harmless, Arthur decides to finally lay claim. Lots of kinky smut, so read at your own risk.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Phone Booth Romance by brilliantbutton reviews
A series of moments that take place with Chuck and Blair in a phone booth. Chuck/Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
A Collection by Shooby reviews
Each chapter is a short, unrelated fic. Most of them focus on Fakir and Ahiru. M rating for hints, nothing graphic.
Princess Tutu - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2006
The Power of Truth by Flyer without Wings reviews
The Flock meets Liliana, a rejected Itex experiment with some unusual powers. Later, they are forced to take her with them or she'll die. Can the Flock take the pressure of returning to battle? Or the feelings that come with her? Rated for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007
Forbidden by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
A tale about a master and his slave. Mature slash, but not too angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Great and Mighty Fck Up by grave-walker reviews
Arthur/Merlin oneshot genderswap and Crack fic. In which there is a sorceror who f*cks up, and Merlin is turned into a girl. A girl Arthur can't help but notice, that is quite smexy
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Seventh Year ON HIATUS by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to James Noticed/Peter Saw. AU. Sirius/Remus. SLASH. Seventh year is filled with chaos, adventure, humor, jealousy, possessives and romance as Sirius and Remus start taking those steps to acknowledging what their friends had known all along.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
In Memoria by daymarket reviews
Eragon awakes to find himself Murtagh's prisoner, but not the way either of them ever expected. Character study of Murtagh, Eragon/Murtagh and former Eragon/Arya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Alone by Just a lil revenge reviews
This is my first fanfic so go easy on me. Fang was made for a different purpose then the rest of the flock. Will he sacrifice himself for the flock or become their worst nightmare?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jealous Arthur by TheRg reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Arthur gets jealous of the attention Merlin gets at a royal feast, smut ensues. Written for the 'Merlin Kink Meme' on LJ.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Simulations Gone Wrong by linen-and-curls reviews
A Maximum Ride, Eragon crossover. Not as freaky as it sounds. Should include FAX, some onesided/crushing Erax, fights, fluff, and sarcastic humor to the point where you believe you may pass out. TEMP. HIATUS
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Eragon S.
Switching Over by reraimu reviews
When Jack jumps Ralph and takes him to a secluded part of the island, Ralph only prepares to die, but before that happens, Jack intends to do some other unmentionable things. JackXRalph Slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/23/2008
The Other Flock by Night's Angel31 reviews
Mars and her Flock had lived for a year without the interruption of Erasers, but one night changed that. Now they're on the run again, this time with another Flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
The Phoenix by Dizzy.Blonde.Girl reviews
Fang is dangerous. He could hurt and even kill anyone with a single move of his arm. And what's more, he can't control the power either. Fax later on. A sort of MR/ X-men. R&R! BACK FROM HIATUS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
We Didn't Know by Fear Her reviews
The flock watched Maximum Ride die in Fangs arms, What happens when she shows up 3 years later. Charector death sorta. Fax eventually, Niggy too. T for launguage, eventual violence and maby adult scenes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Max
The Dawning Sky by Sierra Jade Faerie reviews
Itex is destroyed, Max and Fang are married, and their daughter Sky looks like she'll be even more special than Angel. Their life is bliss! What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Please review, even if you hate it! Constructive critism welcome. HIATUS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Upon Dragon Wings by Abby Ebon reviews
For Chaos Silk. MurtaghxEragon. Slash. When Saphira, the last female dragon comes of age to mate, only Thorn can answer her need. What then, would this mean for Eragon and Murtagh who must now share this bond, binding Rider and Dragon alike?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,547 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Nick Dominant, Joe Recessive by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. After six months of being his usual, tender self, Nick gets a little feisty and vents his feelings out on the only person available to him, Joe. Joick, graphicish warning. Haha. Eat it...oh wait, that's Nick's job.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Eleven Years Tomorrow by garnetonyx reviews
Max is twenty-six, trying to make a life for herself after the Flock has moved on. But to her dismay Itex is still very much alive, and they have plans for the oldest menbers of the flock. Not a romance fic. May be moved to M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Sam's Dean by monkie16 reviews
Sam is very possesive of Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sam W., Dean W.
OBSESSION by Mitts reviews
Sephiroth has the hots pretty badly for a certain young, innocent and naive cadet. Bad language. And Yaoi content...if and when Sephiroth ever gets his wicked way! Fan art for this book cover provided by PockyMunchingGod. Visit Pocky's homepage for the link to see the art in all its glory, and read the wonderful dedication to me and this story. Thank you, Pocky!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,744 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Autumn Bliss by shaeldryn reviews
Post Eldest: Murtagh has freed Eragon from the king’s torture, yet his brother has lost all will to live. As the season changes, Eragon recovers and slowly begins to trust and care for his older brother. EraMur. M for Slash/Lemon/implied Torture & Rape
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,784 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Teenage Duck by Xx Clear Dawnlight xX reviews
This is what happens when Pique and Lilie get tired of Ahiru dodging her feelings for Fakir.Little fluffy oneshot. I may add some more, but it's unlikely. Not exactly humour, but kinda funny in places, I guess... Please R&R
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
It Can't Be Love by redfox13 reviews
Draco Malfoy, Veela. Harry Potter, Veela’s mate. Draco doesn’t seem to think so, but why pass up an opportunity to have the BoyWhoLived bowing to your every want and need? DMHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fallen For A Veela by tati1 reviews
Harry's had a change over puberty. Now, he finds out his heritage and some complicated things dealing with being submissive. SLASH! HPSSDM. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,504 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Through Bitter Chains by Rhysenn reviews
*NEW CHAPTER 6 ADDED!* [Aragorn/Legolas, Boromir/Legolas] An Elvish slave learns much about the ways of Men -- who, above all else, desire power.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,321 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Honey by Oakenshield reviews
Who would have thought breakfast could get so dirty! Aragorn Legolas Shamelessly suggestive piece of dialogue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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Warrior Mouse Code reviews
This is how the prey of the clans live. This is the story of Flamechaser, he's half rat half mouse. He forms a speacial bond with a cat named Fireheart.Some events of the orignal series are connected with Flamechaser. Please leave a review! XD
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
The Girl In White Wings reviews
This is the sequel to Cody,Journey to the himalayas andThe lastjudgement.Special thanks to 'minniemouselover' for editing the story for me. R and R.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
The Picture Outside The Window
this is after book3 Max and the others have to destroy the remaining, small Itexquarters.The Director is still alive and planning something that will in a way kill Max and ruin theFlock.Meanwhile twoexperiments escape,and 1 is a traitor.R&R PLSEEEEE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008
Cody reviews
Cody has HIV. First story of a short sequel! plse review.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors reviews
“Look,”said the Lord, “for I have created for you the Con. It is a tool of great power and you shall use it for good to meet up with fellow authors and you shall spread goodness and eat pie . For pie is good. Much love to the pie.” PLSE REVIEW! THKS!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Last Judgement reviews
Sequel to Cody and Journey to the Himalayas.I will describe what happened before in Chp1,though i suggest u read the previous stories first anyways.This is about Carey going to hell,not knowing that she is the mother of the Golden Child.PLSE REVIEW!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Journey to the Himalayas reviews
Sequel to story Cody. Carey and Kurt are going on a quest to scatter their sons dead ashes on the peak of the himalayas.WHY IS SO LITTLE PEOPLE REVIEWING! THE STORY CODY HAS LIKE THRICE THE AMOUNT OF REVIEW THis has! PLSEPLSE REVIEW!PLSEPLSEPLS
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete