Avese Jolim
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Hey! I'm Avese Jolim and I LOVE the show Invader Zim! Especially Zim! And Gir! But I hate Dib! He can go to hell, or get run over by a bus... or something else that's very painful.

I am an insane, crazy, random teenager who is very crazy. I quote Zim and Gir all the time.

I also like Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.

My favorite songs are:

"Here In Your Arms" by Hellogoodbye

"They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV

"The Llama Song" by Burton Earny

"The Candy Mountain Song" from Charlie the Unicorn

"Chemicals React" by Aly and AJ

"St. Jimmy" by Green Day

...and tons of other ones that I can't think of right now...

Random Quotes of Randomness!

"I doodle stars instead of hearts. Hearts can be broken but space goes on forever."

"No matter how bad things get, there's always something you can do: whine, moan, and complain."

"This land is your land, this land is my land, so stay on your land."

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone!"

"When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself."

"I saw the slow-moving sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."

"She's my best friend; break her heart and I'll break your face."

"Nobody likes you. Now go jump off of something. Preferably a very tall something."

"How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank! Here will we sit, and let the sounds of music creep in our ears; soft stillness and the night become the touches of sweet harmony."

"Just remember that I will always be here, waithing for you with open arms and a heart full of love."

"She's a cyborg, man! She's not human!"

"Fate links thee to me for ever and a day!"

"...nothing can restrain Erik, not even Erik himself."

"The scorpion or the grasshopper: which?"

"And he laughed like a drunken demon."

"The grasshopper! Be careful of the grasshopper! A grasshopper does not only turn: it hops! It hops! And it hops jolly high!"

COPY AND PASTE!

If you have multiple personalities, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are crazy, random, and insane, put this in your profile!

If you beleive in true love, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile!

If you ACTUALLY read peoples profiles, your a loser. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know many)

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT!!!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (hehe)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (don't you agree? No! YES!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you believe that there's a special someone for everybody whether it's someone from Earth or not, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you often say to yourself "These people are my parents?" then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

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Zim's Hot New Partner by The Only Person Who Luvz Akito reviews
Beginning sucks, but my writing greatly improves. Zim is forced into being partners with a girl of another alien species, and although she seems to have fallen in love with him, she immediately begins to cause many problems. ZimXOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Zim - Complete
The Poltergeist of the Opera by RaeLaser1 reviews
A Phantom of the OperaBeetlejuice xover! Lydia as Christine, BJ as the Poltergeist! Added my own little fangirl twist, of course. COMPLETE!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Four Swords Plus by The Tacochickenwings reviews
A raunchy parody of the Four Swords manga. Link pulls the Four Sword, and well, splits into four. Together, the lusty companions must embark on a quest to save the suicidal Zelda from Vaati, Ganon, and the Lysol huffing Shadow Link. Yaoi ensues.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Author must be crazy by Girl-fascinated-by-voices reviews
Erik, Christine, and Raoul watching Pinky and the Brain? What is the Author on?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2001
Needy by Goose reviews
So I've decided to spread my insanity to the Phantom section. Run away! Run away! Actually, I'd prefer you to click the title, but that's just me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2001