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Joined 04-14-07, id: 1260379, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, Les Misérables, Spring Awakening, Shakespeare, and Oedipus the King.

Hi, I'm Kanti, and this is my account. I also share this account with my best friends Tala and Malila, and we write most of our stories together.

11/3/11- So I posted a Oneshot based on the Oedipus Rex. I don't really have time to write anything. Trying to apply to college, perform in a musical, run two clubs, volunteer in the community, and juggle six Advanced Placement courses. Yeah. So maybe I'll post a Oneshot now and then, but don't expect anything long.

8/21/11- So I was just on SmallWorlds, this weird site that I just joined to settle a dispute, and I found a link to The REAL Twilight Script. Someone had claimed it as his own. Really, I'm flattered that you'd like it enough to post it, but dude, don't take credit for something that's not yours. What are you, ten? And if you are going to do it, don't screw up your story. XD

11/28/10- FINALLY posted something after almost eight months. Check it out, y'all. We saw Deathly Hallows, and the truth is, it wasn't terrible. Therefore, the will not be a REAL Deathly Hallows Script. We apologize for the inconvience. Still in the midst of Phantom of the Opera performances, so perhaps in the future sometime expect something.

11/7/10- Wow. I haven't been on here since April. Schoolwork is incredibly time-consuming, and I'm in the cast of Phantom of the Opera. I don't really have much time anymore. I'm going to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows opening night, so perhaps we'll have a script, eventually...?

4/23/10- Happy birthday, Shakespeare!! We never finished The REAL New Moon Script, but I've posted what we have. Saw Billy Elliot, and it was AMAZING. I do not fave words for the awesomesaucicallity of that musical. I'm going to see Phantom tomorrow. Maybe I'll start something about that. I posted a story-poem for Les Misérables and Spring Awakening. Never finished Julius Caes-ARRGH, but I may post what I have.

3/12/10- Um, fail, much? Yeah, we're not good with deadlines. We will try to get The REAL New Moon Script out around the release of the DVD. Right now, I'm also attempting to rewrite Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with all the characters as pirates. That should be interesting. Also, we're going to see Phantom of the Opera in late April, and Billy Elliot right before that, so maybe expect to see some of those too...?

1/2/10- Happy New Year '010! We're going to see New Moon again very soon. I've been out performing Les Misérables for the past few months (BEST MUSICAL EVER!!) and now I'm finally done with that (sob) so we can resume working on The REAL New Moon Script. So sorry to all the people waiting for it. Alas, it is coming!

11/24/09- Just saw New Moon (finally!) and it was much better than the first movie, but still one big epic fail. We've yet to start writing The REAL New Moon Script, but hopefully this won't take as long as our last script did. We'd like to take this time to give a huge thanks to our reviewers. Feedback really helps us improve our writing, and it shows what we should incorporate into our newer works.

10/6/09- The time is drawing nearer to the release of New Moon. I've been getting multiple reviews for The REAL Twilight Script, but hardly any for HBP. Come, ye neighbors, and shout from the rooftops: READ THE REAL HALF-BLOOD PRINCE SCRIPT! It's been months since I've last talked to SteneMichele, so Not In Wonderland is, as of now, discontinued until further notice. Pity. We were finally getting somewhere. Oh well. Enjoy our stories! :)

9/12/09- FINALLY!! The REAL Half-Blood Prince Script is up!! Enjoy!

9/1/09- Ugh. It's September, and STILL not finished. GOD DAMMIT, WE WILL FINISH IT BEFORE SCHOOL!!

8/11/09- Okay, Malila's back, and we're planning to write soon. We've got so much other stuff goin' on. We've got ideas we've started but put on hiatus. They are: Harry Potter on Dr. Phil, Voldemort as a Hobo, and something else that I forget right now but Tala knows. Also, HARRY POTTER VS. TWILIGHT is not really going anywhere. I might discontinue it, but maybe we'll get together and work. Right now, The REAL Half-Blood Prince Script is our top priority. ...Has anyone heard from SteneMichele lately? She said she'd get back to me... three weeks ago.

8/6/09- Parody script taking longer than we hoped, considering Malila's in Turkey with no internet whatsoever. But soon, it shall be completed. Dunno when, but before August is over.

7/14/09- Going to see Half-Blood Prince at midnight!! Expect to see a parody script soon.

6/24/09- Haven't written anything lately, but fear not! We (Tala, Malila, and Kanti) shall write a spoof for HP6 (Half-Blood Prince) and then New Moon!! Also, I (Kanti) (this is my account) haven't been able to get a hold of SteneMichele, but now that school's over, maybe we can write again.

If you'd like to see the darker, more depressing side of me (which I strongly urge you to do) take a peek at my FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/600930/

I'm currently (discontinued until further notice) working on a story with SteneMichele, a really awesome person I've never talked to before I met her on this site but also happens to live a few miles from me! The story is Not in Wonderland, an Alice in the Asylum fic, so it's pretty interesting. From Alice/James POV.

Also, review my stories, please!!

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I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
I Love Your Existence by So.Spud reviews
He didn't expect anything of the tournament, except perhaps a Durmstrang student winning it. He most definitely didn't expect to meet Harry Potter, or to fall in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Last One Standing by Tovarisch reviews
Every soul shall taste death, but not ever soul truly lives. An exploration of the last days of the mane 6 long after the concluciton of Friendship is Magic- poignant and bittersweet.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
He can never truly be yours by Kimmimaru reviews
'He can never truly be yours, because he carries around a piece of me' He wasn't in love with James, he was obsessed with him. Sirius Black was not a man to give up a fight easily. JP/SB and JP/LE Love triangle. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,706 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Diary by Silverblade11 reviews
After Ginny's tragic death, her diary is found. Rated M for rape, self mutilation, and strong violence. UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOR THE FIRST 20 CHAPTERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W.
Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
Fade to Black by LadyEccentricities reviews
::ON HIATUS:: Waking up in a strange place is last thing Jacob Black needed. But the last things he expected was to meet the main girl of the last book he read. That girl was Hermione Granger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Jacob
What Would Happen If Jean Valjean Became Evil by mushieroxx reviews
title pretty much says it all. Jean Valjean hates the world that always hated him, so he decides to become evil with his best friend, Inspector Javert. It's my first story please Read and Review! Sorry I stink at summaries. The story is much better.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009
Les Misérables: Abbreviated Edition by crazybeagle reviews
Les Misérables, ultra-condensed and shamelessly parodied. Mwahaha.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Death of Pooh by DreamerAngel17 reviews
When Pooh's dark secret is revealed, Christopher Robin will do anything to keep him quiet. But what about the rest of the 100 Acre Woods people? And why is the mafia involved?
Disney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Losing Him by musicalsarelife reviews
A Les Miz fic. Enjolras is in love with Marius. Yes, slash. Goes from before the café meeting to the barricades. My first chapter story. Please read and review. Completed.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Why Hogwarts Never Does Muisicals by Bubblewrap-Queen reviews
What happens when I force er give HP characters the opportunity to perform Les Miserables the musical! Full lyrics included, so you don't need to know the play. Some RonXHermione and CedricXCho. Rated for language, death, etc. in Les Mis.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8440 - Favs: 7,650 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Draco Black and the Change of Blood by They-Who-Are-Not-Sane reviews
In the summer before 5th year, Draco loses his title of Pureblood Prince and must look to Hermione for help. While searching, he ends up with Harry Potter and the Weasleys. This may be his best year yet...if he survives it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Do over by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Voldemort is dead, but Harry is faced with a greater challenge: Inexplicably, a small child appears where the Dark Lord had lain, saying that he is Tom Riddle. Remus and Harry must decide if Riddle should recieve a second chance... TROC, Set after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Tragedy of Eponine by SylverMystress reviews
Eponine's life has completed turned around! Now she seems to have a promising future...and has found Marius--but Eponine was one of "the miserable" for a reason. Please R&R!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
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Iocastê's Suicide reviews
Iocastê's *Jocasta's* suicide note. Oneshot.
Oedipus the King - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Twilight in Verse reviews
A humorous look at Twilight through the eyes of two rational, bored to death teenage girls. Twi-hards, do not read. You will not be pleased.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Julius CaesARRGH reviews
I tried to rewrite Julius Caesar in pirate-speak. Never really went far, but here's a taste of what I have.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010
The REAL New Moon Script reviews
We never got to finish this, but here is the beginning of the long-awaited REAL New Moon Script. Check out The REAL Twilight Script and others for more hilarious parodies of horrible movies.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Jacob
A poem based on Moritz' thoughts before his suicide. Much darker than my usual FanFictions.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Moritz S. - Complete
The Rain Can't Hurt Us Now reviews
A poem based on A Little Fall of Rain. Eponine's death scene.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
The REAL HalfBlood Prince Script reviews
Finally! The long-awaited HBP parody script is here! If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was our only parody script, think again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
.ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
.ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P.
The REAL Eragon Script reviews
HAH! I found the section! This was written back in 2006 by Tala, but I just never got around to posting it. If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was the only parody script we made, THINK AGAIN! This was the one that started it all. READ AND REVIEW!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Ode to Harry Potter reviews
A love poem to Harry. Note: I'm NOT in love with him. This was just an experiment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Not in Wonderland reviews
When Alice is wrongly sentenced to an insane asylum, she never expects to fall for any of the doctors. But what happens when she stumbles across a breathtakingly handsome, mysterious young man named James, who happens to be keeping some secrets from her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, James
The REAL Twilight Script reviews
Okay, so this is the “real” Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it’s really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you’ll just have to deal with it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3:30 AM reviews
Bella wakes up in the middle of the night to find a not-so-strange vampire standing over her. And that vampire wants to go shopping...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Sky is Red reviews
Bella watches Jacob die. Oneshot. Written by Tala.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Quibbler! reviews
The only place to get COMPLETELY RANDOM and HUMOROUS news in the wizarding world! We worked on this for months, so NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and World War Two reviews
An essay Malila and I wrote for random reasons, mostly bordom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Voldemort - Complete