Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Bionicle, Ace Combat, and Homestuck.
かわいい 小さな ちび トビー-くん
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Nationality: American, Canadian, Jewish
DOB: February 25, 1994
Location: Bellingham, WA, USA
Hair color: Curly, brownish-red
Eye color: Brown with glasses
Height: Around 5' 6"
Weight: Around 120 lbs
Skin Color: Pale-ish white
Hey, hey listen! So, I have this fan page on Facebook, right? It's named after my YouTube account because that's its primary use, will be to keep people updated on my YouTube happenings and whatnot and stuff going on in my life, but if you have a Facebook account, please go to it and click "Like" and I'll also be posting stuff from Fanfiction on there and giving updates about my writing. Here's the link:
My favorite bands are:
Three Days Grace
Five Finger Death Punch
And a bunch more that I'm too lazy to put here.
My favorite food is Chocolate and marshmallows, and whatever my dream dessert pizza and dream cookies are.
The Dark Knight
Bionicle: Mask of Light
Bionicle: Legends of Metru Nui
Bionicle: Web of Shadows
The Nightmare Before Christmas
All the Star Wars movies
The Bucket List
I was against slavery!
My Favorite Video games are:
Ace Combat 5: The unsung War
The Call of Duty series
The Halo Series
Metroid Zero Mission
Star Wars Battlefront
Star Wars Battlefront II
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
The Sly Cooper Series
My favorite T.V. shows are:
Full Metal Alchemist
CSI: New York
I want to be loved. Please love me. TTTT
PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY POINTY TITTIES!
LIST OF OTP'S:
I like candy!! And umm... sugary stuff... yeah...
TOA MATA, TOA NUVA, TOA METRU, TOA HORDIKA, TOA INIKA, TOA MAHRI, ADAPTIVA ARMOR NUVA!!
RAHI, BOHROK, BAHRAG, BOHROK KAL, RAHKSHI, VAHKI, VISRORAK, PIRAKA, BARRAKI!!
OOMN (Order of Mata Nui), BOM (Brotherhood of Makuta), DH (Dark Hunters)!!
MORE TO COME!
Hey, I also have a YouTube page, so you should check on me, and see what crazy shenanigans I may be up to with my camera, my friends, and of course Bionicles. The link is below.
I made a blog, so here it is.
"I know what your thinking. Did I shoot 6 shots or 7? Frankly, I lost track. So now you must ask yourself, 'Am I feeling lucky?'"-unknown
"We both have a problem with this. My problem is you stuck a sword in my back. Your problem is, the sword, and I are still here. Let's turn this around"- Clicker512
"Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want this year. :3"-Tobi pickup line
"Is it can be hug times now?" -Tobi avatar
"BZPower has started to censor the word 'damn' on their site... since when did that become a cuss word?"
"Maybe you should try using 'megablocks' next time"-A conversation on Eurobricks
"Whoever named Himmel Street sure had a sense of irony, because it's name meant 'heaven'. Now, it wasn't exactly a living hell, but it sure as hell wasn't heaven." -narrator of "The Book Thief".
"Something I've noticed a lot about Germans: The like to use the word 'pig' a lot." -narrator of "The Book Thief". (You have to read it to understand, so don't even bother)
"HIIIIIIIII DADDY DEAREST XD" -Melz, my online daughter, posting a comment on my YouTube page
"-reaches in pocket and pulls a tangerine out-"
"HOLY SHIT!!" -Clicker512 and me (he's the one with the magical pants, sooo... lol)
"No, you don't get it. You think you get, which isn't the same thing as actually getting it, get it?" -Kakashi-sensei, Naruto, episode 3 or 4 (can't remember which)
"Yeah, we almost won, were it not for the fact that our guitarist had never played RockBand before, our drummer dropped his stick and couldn't find it, and our singer, who was the only male, by the way, had such a high voice. They chose a high-pitched male for a freaking Metallica song! Come on..." -Me talking to Melz about today's failure at RockBand (we came in 2nd place, at least).
"Well, Tobi, I'm glad you didn't go with the no-pants option."
"Oh, no, I was going to, but the moment I stepped outside, around 6:15 in the morning, my balls almost froze off, and I wouldn't miss this class for the world -bats eyes-"
"Tobi... Mouth filter ._." -My social studies teacher, Mr. Mansfield, and I, talking in class on Monday
"Atkins, have you ever realized what a great sniper postion your window is? I mean, look, you can see the roof of the school, the courtyard, the track, the stands, the parking lot and there are windows all over the place, have you ever considered you should get a hobby?"
"Jeremy, you know in my day- Oh, yes, I'm coming Ricco!" -Me, yesterday (10/17/08) in my math teacher's room, Mr. Atkins staring out the window as he avoids the question.
"So, how are you other than that?"
"Well, I feel like shit."
"What's the matter?"
"My stomach hurts. AND NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT! DX"
"I wasn't going to suggest that... yeah THAT'S not going to make people suspicious." -Me and Melz
"You... are definitely NOT human... DID YOUR MOM BOINK A CHEETAH OR SOMETHING?? O:" -Me, talking to Clicker512 about his unnatural speed
"Your videos make no sense at all."
"...They're supposed to?"
"Well, I would think so..."
"Okay... AND?" -Alex Smith, trying to talk to me about my videos on YouTube.
"-quietly- Hey, this book, don't you want to read about the Butt Weasles?"
"NICK! OH MY GOD, STOP TALKING ABOUT BUTT WEASLES!"
"I know, 10 push-ups..."
"No... Greg... don't a butt weasel." (Some people think he said Stop being a butt weasle, no one knows for sure.)
"Wow, that sure made my day."
-Everyone but Greg nods in agreement and laughs- -8th grade algebra class, when Nick had a book with butt weasles in it, our teacher, Mr. Hendricks made a funny... and I will never let it go...
"Dammit, I lost my cell phone! DX"
"OMG! IT'S PROBABLY WITH YOUR CAMERA IN MY BEDROO- I mean... how sad. ._."
"Oh yeah, that's where I left it." -Melz and me
"-climbs out of your tv and trips-"
"Pusseh got OWNED!"
"._." -Me and Melz
"I finally found where some of my genes went when you were born! O:"
"Yep... how old am I again...?"
"Uuum... let's not get into that, for now, kay Melzies?"
"JUST THINK OF A RANDOM AGE! DX"
"Uuum... 74?" -Me and Melz, discussing her age on xat
"WHAT THE HEEELL IS THAT SHI-"-is blasted with fire- -A random quote from UnKnown Moments 1
"Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten sec-"-gets shot- -Random quote from UnKnown Moments 3
"I have to print off a picture for Lory." (Lory is Clicker512)
"Something I drew on Paint."
"What is it of?"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!. O_O"
"Is it of meeee? XD"
"It's personal. But it's very pixelated."
"YOUR DICK? O.O"
"OMG, HOW'D YOU KNOW? I mean... what? No." -Melz and me. It was much longer, but I can't keep going back to copy what we wrote.
As soon as he had returned the Kanohi to his face, the light went out. "That was strange," he said, his inventor's curiosity piqued.
"That was your face," answered Hewkii.
"Very funny," said Nuparu. "You're no vision of beauty yourself, Hewkii." -Nuparu and Hewkii, Bionicle Legends 3: Power Play
"But destiny, for whatever reason, gave me this mask. There has to be a reason for that."
"Destiny has a sense of humor?" jeered Kongu.
"I think I am supposed to have it. I'm not going to give it up yet. Besides, flying's kind of fun."
"Wonderful," said Kongu, shaking his head. "They can deep-carve that on our memorial stones -'But at least Nuparu had fun.'" -Kongu and Nuparu, Bionicle Legends 3: Power Play
"I'm not sure I want to know what my mask does. It might turn me into a Le-Matoran or something." -Hewkii, Bionicle Legends 3: Power Play
"A dwarf on a giant's shoulder sees farther than both." -Farehnheint 451
"The corpse bleeds at the sight of the murderer." -Fahrehneit 451
"Opportunity comes ONLY to those with power." -A nice quote from Bryce Hamm
"Oooooh, I can see Tobi-Tobi's Chwistmas twee. x3" -Torri when I first started webcamming with her on Yahoo
"Who are you?"
"-whispers-I'm Batman." -Random Batman quote
"See? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." -The Joker from "The Dark Knight." (R.I.P. Heath Ledger)
"I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The police shut down the mob one block at a time and it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling Batman's Identity, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes... I'll blow up a hospital." -The Joker from the "Dark Knight"
"AAAAAH! THE BRIGHT COLORS! THEY BUUUURN!"
"It's, it's... PINK!"
"BUT IT'S NEON COLORS AND... PINK! O.O" -Clicker512 and I discussing my new display pic on MSN
"I'm a chick just cause I'm awesome like that. See? -points to name-" -Me when I first started rp-ing on xat as Samus.
"Tobi, bras are useful for a lot of things. You'd be jealous to know what they can hold. -flicks his head-"
"Yeah, I don't think I WANT to know what you're carrying around with your boobs... :\" -Me and Lonely on xat
"Tobi, I bet your boobs are bigger than mine."
"Proooobably. What's your size? ._. WAIT, NO! DX DISREGARD THAT, DAMMIT! DX"
"Like, a 38 C. So, you';re like, a DD, right?"
"Dammit... -.- -poked his boob- Maybe. Actually, no. It's like, a 12 year old girl chest. I have starter boobs. ._." -Me and Lonely discussing boob sizes on xat
"He who runs away, live to run away again." -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
"Oh my God, Jesus is here. o_o" -Me when I got to AE and saw Jesus surrounded by photographers
"It's not the jump you're afraid of!"
"The hell it's not!"
"You're just afraid your chute won't open, and you'll show up at your own funeral as a Denver Omlette!"
"No, I'm pretty sure I'm just afraid my chute won't open! No, wait I can't do this anymore, I- AAAAH!"
"Man's got some lungs! Let's hit this seal!" -Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman character dialouge in The Bucket List
"Okay, it's time, let's deploy!"
"I've got a feeling I'm faaaaaaalling."
"What're you doing? Pull the cord!"
"I've got a feeling I'm faaalling... in looooooooove..."
"Pull the damn cord!"
"...I was in love once-"
-chord is pulled, chute is deployed- -Jack Nicholson during skydiving
If you have ever been screwed over by your best friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it is uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If You fallen In the elevator because a friend said to jump when it stops copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.If your family is as disfunctional as it gets and you are as far from proud as you can be, copy this into your profile.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried their daughter way before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will proabably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the one who never knows which bathroom to use to avoid having the management called on me.
I am the one who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the man who never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to be a gym teacher until someone told me only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I feel I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who hides what the world needs most, love.
I am the man who is afraid of telling his Christian parents he loves another male.
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