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Joined 04-14-07, id: 1260538, Profile Updated: 11-09-09
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Hairspray, Wicked, RENT, Across the Universe, We Will Rock You, and Secret Garden.

Hello.

I'm Alice, I'm English and I'm in love with musical theatre.

I love to write random little humourous oneshots, and I have the occassional big ass story brewing in my head.

My favourite pairings are: Fender/Shelley, Max/Jude, Mark/Maureen, Harry/Luna, Galinda/Elphaba, Elle/Emmett, Ned/Olive, Mary/Dickon, Galileo/Scaramouche, Satine/Christian, Moritz/Melchior.

I don't think before I speak/type, so beware of strange comments and quotes from yours truly. :D

"Words, once written, have a life of their own."

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For Good by Meltalviel reviews
Glinda, in a strange turn of events, suddenly finds herself back in her schooldays at Shiz. Torn, she must decide between preventing the future as she knows it from unravelling once more or changing her friends– for good. –AU booksical–
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Glinda U., M. Morrible
A Song for Sweetness by InlovewithBroadway reviews
A love story about growing up, making choices, and figuring out what it really means to be in love. Link and Tracy.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 158,299 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by Writie reviews
Can Link and Tracy’s relationship survive her own insecurity and the rest of the outside world? Velma and Amber devise a plan to get back at everyone who scorned them. When Amber finds herself feeling things she shouldn’t, will it get in the way? RR!
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,026 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007
It's A Wonderful Life by broadwaybaby4205 reviews
COMPLETE! PostRENT. Mark-centric. "'Angel, what’s going on' Mark asked, his voice shaking. 'You got your wish. You don’t exist', Angel stated." Pairings: RogerMimi, MoJo, MarkMaureen, mentioned CollinsAngel, mentioned BennyAllison and MimiBenny in an AU.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Mark C., Angel D. - Complete
The Pity Party by Jackie the Manic reviews
Termites, staple earrings, and a love for pineapples. A crack story that will change the BSC forever.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
Ultra Clutch by Obviously Insane reviews
Is it charm? Is it poise? No, it's Hairspray! A collection of vignettes about Baltimore's most musical residents.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,679 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Never Have I Ever by superdupersk8r61 reviews
Maureen is bored one afternoon so the group gathers together to play a round of Never Have I Ever. But apparently, Mark HAS. First attempt at a humor fic. Please Read and Review!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
I Know Where I've Been by Mn04K reviews
Really, her situation was absurd. And most unfair. Wasn’t having Elphaba – green, antisocial, unpopular, moodified Elphaba- as a roommate enough? Was it really necessary to make her have a crush on the green girl, too? Gelphie
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Invasion of the Mary Sue by snarryvader81 reviews
Gasp! An indescribably beautiful American exchange student has come to Hogwarts! Everyone seems to think she's great, except for Severus Snape. What's the poor potions master to do when she sets her sights on Harry, his lover? HPSS SLASH HGDM slight HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
You've Got Mail by OhShizNit reviews
Legally Blonde Elle talks Emmett into getting an email address. They start emailing and troubles arise. Multichaptered Ellett fic.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Lost In Translation by like-vines-we-intertwined reviews
It's pretty much self explanatory once you read it. The Baudelaires are lost in modern day Liverpool. Just a bit of fun really. Enjoy please!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
Whoopass by NekuraSunshine reviews
Maybelle unleashes a can of... well, you guessed it. Oneshot, please R&R!
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Like a Song in the Soul by somedeepmystery reviews
With the introduction of one Tracy Turnblad, Link is forced to reevaluate everything he thought he knew... especially about himself. A series of short fics. No repeated movie dialog. TracyLink with some necessary AmberLink.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,214 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
In My Pants by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
Maureen brings this cursed saying into the loft one day... Will the bohos' lives ever be the same again?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Scarfy's Tale by HC0 reviews
Mark rhapsodizes about his beloved. Pure Smarf.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mark C. - Complete
The Wicked Witch That Never Was by Nor of Kiamo Ko reviews
AU. Nessa has died at the age of twelve, leaving adolescent Elphaba with nothing keeping her in Munchkinland. She, of course, decides to run to the Emerald City, but takes a wrong turn into the Gillikin... Fiyeraba. Gelphie friendship. Updates prob. slow.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,370 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
So much better by Toria-Phoenix reviews
[Based on Legally Blonde: The musical] Elle has just won her first case, and Emmett has never been more in love with her. What happens though when he overhears Warner’s proposal to Elle, and doesn’t stick around to hear her decline? [EmmettElle]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Do I Creep You Out? by Sale reviews
Songfic. Across a crowded cafeteria, Boq decides once and for all to ask Galinda out on a date...unfortunately, the confessions that come out of his mouth in the process aren't exactly what he'd expected. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Make Believe by Tanaka Sorano reviews
5 year old Angel can't understand why Mark won't play with the rest of the group. Re edited...
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Angel D., Mark C. - Complete
And They Sit by zorabet reviews
And they sit on that old, rusty, metal table, and for the first time...[Oneshot, preRENT, MarkMaureen, RogerApril, mentions of MaureenJoanne]
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Roger D., April E.
Diamond Bracelet by Elphie Marky reviews
A short drabble about Mark, Maureen, and diamond jewelry. MarkMaureenish
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
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The Wind Cries Mary reviews
He doesn't need to think anymore. Except about her.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Consequence reviews
“S-sorry…it was the only thing that would shut you up.”
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Scaramouche, Galileo F. - Complete
Kaleidescope Eyes reviews
Something terrible has happened to him, but Molly still refuses to fall under his spell again. Eventual Max/Jude and other pairings too.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
A Strange Kind Of Unfaithful reviews
Mark catches Maureen in a compromising position with someone he trusted. Rated for language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
Confusion reviews
Legally Blonde. Elle gets down on one knee, but Emmett does something unexpected. ElleEmmett.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Orders of Fries reviews
Who said the salty strips of goodness were evenly spread across the party at the Life Cafe?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
Mints reviews
Mark's date was doomed from the start.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Running in the Rain reviews
Oneshot. Fiyeraba. “You know it’s highly improper, but your heart is thumping, you’re soaked to the skin, and you feel...passionate...free.”
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Cosette reviews
Fantine clutched the baby to her chest, considering the price she had to pay for that hour of bliss by the lake. Oneshot. Musicalverse. EXTREME musicalverse.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Elphaba's Type reviews
Oneshot. Little did the Arjiki Prince know, under all those pink fluffy frills, was an evil, evil mind. Hints of Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Forget The Milkman reviews
The only thing better than Hairspray, that's me! Smidgets of goodness about our favourite musical characters.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
Practising reviews
Legally Blonde Confessing her love to Emmett was a big deal. It had to be said right. EmmettElle
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Walking in Memphis reviews
If anyone could get him through this, it was the King. Songfic.
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
An All Star Fiasco reviews
What happens when you find that the characters from Hairspray, Harry Potter, High School Musical, Grease, Joseph and his Amazing Techincolour Dreamcoat and The Cat In The Hat are wreaking havoc in central London?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Me, You, Her and the Walls reviews
Link, Penny, Seaweed, a birthday present to hide, a deserted studio, and a closet with a broken lock. Apologies for the title and summary. Nothing naughty, by the way, it's T for language only.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Just A Publicity Thing reviews
She never loved him, really. It was all for her image. At least, that's what she told people. Oneshot. Onesided Galinda/Fiyero.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Blown Her Chances reviews
Hairspray challenge. Oneshot. Tracy has only spoken to Link twice. And every time she did, listening to her brain proved a big mistake.
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Witchcraft reviews
Oneshot That was better magic than any of her spells... RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete