Matt Perrett
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Joined 04-15-07, id: 1261067, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 22 stories for Warcraft, Final Fantasy VII, Earthbound, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy: Tactics, Double Dragon, Mega Man, Xenosaga, Final Fantasy X-2, Mass Effect, and Shining Force.

Hi, Matt Perrett here. I enjoy writing short fiction and one-shots, and I'm frequently inspired by unusual situations in the games I play or videos I watch. Most of my comedy shorts are a direct result of something that tickled my funny bone. A quick look at my story list will show that I typically write very light or very dark without much middle ground, though I do also enjoy examining the fine line between humor and horror. I don't like to settle on one game or genre, and currently have ideas for comedies for Final Fantasy XIII-2, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Kingdom Hearts. As an amateur writer seeking to go pro, I'm constantly working to improve my craft, so constructive criticism is immensely appreciated.

I'm currently working in South Korea as an English teacher. My longest work to date is an original screenplay titled The Resurrection War, which I jokingly refer to as Defense of the Ancients/Legend of Legends the Movie. It is 129 pages long (roughly two hours of screentime), and is the main reason (aside from work) why I haven't written any fanfiction shorts for a long time. I also maintain a blog about my adventures in Korea and Japan at mattperrett.blogspot.com. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy my work!

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Trip Through Your Wires by Red Draco reviews
It's Peace Time for the Hunters, which means that instances of back-stabbing and bad blood should be minimal...but instead they're skyrocketing along with a sense of intense unease. C'est la vie, X and Zero. Save the world. You can do it.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,736 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2001 - X, Zero
Quantum Destinies by Jurai Knight reviews
On a parallel Earth that diverged from the standard Ranma timeline over five hundred years ago, the Empire of Japan rules almost half the world and has done so for almost a century. This is the story of the Ranma 1/2 cast set on that Earth.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 860,045 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ranma, Nabiki
The Measure of a Titan by General Havoc reviews
With Terra's betrayal still haunting them, the Titans rescue a young kineticist in need of a home from certain death. But after their loss, can they extend their trust to an outsider again, especially one being hunted by an unknown enemy? BBxRae, RobxStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 682,298 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007
Test Anxiety by Jurai Knight reviews
A side story for Quantum Destinies, looking at one side-effect of QD Ranma's visit to the Ranma 1/2 timeline.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Weekend Trip by Jurai Knight reviews
A side story for Quantum Destinies set in the Imperial Japan timeline, starring several Evangelion characters.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Kouzou F., Naoko A. - Complete
Shampoo 12 by DB Sommer reviews
It's the beginning of my megalithic alternate universe series as Ranma arrives at the Tendou dojo with an unusual companion this time around.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 879,020 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Ranma Goes To War by Kutenku reviews
The title speaks for itself. Rather than let this classic Ranma fanfic be lost to the ages I will archive it and its sequels here for all to enjoy. The Rest is coming soon
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Ripped Apart by Dannondorf reviews
Oneshot. A less pleasant take on Poo's final trial in Mu training.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Poo - Complete
Life on the Inside by DB Sommer reviews
The follow up to Path of the Warrior. We take a look at what life is like for the fighters in the Arena
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Shampoo - Complete
Path of the Warrior by DB Sommer reviews
One of several sets of side stories I did for JuraiKnights Quantum Destinies series. This one focuses on Shampoo's trials and tribulations as she leaves her village, intent on joining the Battledome in Japan
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Shampoo - Complete
Thy Outward Part by Richard Lawson reviews
A young college student just beginning his second semester meets a woman with an unusual past.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2005
Go Not Gently by Guardian1 reviews
Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
The Gospel of Malachel by Frogstaff reviews
The 17th angel is dead, the last obstacle to Instrumentality has been removed. There is nothing to prevent the next step in humanity's evolution... or is there? As the citizens of Tokyo-3 attempt to rebuild their shattered city, a new enemy threatens.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,952 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 10/6/2000
Bass is Not a Fish (Book One) by Red Draco reviews
You may have read BNF already. Or you may have not. It's the story of Zero from his birth to his death at the hands of Vile during the first Maverick War. "Book One" covers his creation in Wily's lab, and his education with his beloved big bro, Bass.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/8/2001
Bass is Not a Fish (Book Two) by Red Draco reviews
Book Two of BNF. This fellow covers Zero's icky angst after waking up in war-torn 21XX, lost and confused without the guidence of Bass, and disgusted at a world populated with hated humans. But he has a lesson or three ahead of him, courtesy of the Mave
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/8/2001
Bass is Not a Fish (Book Three) by Red Draco reviews
The exciting(?) conclusion of BNF! In a fun twist of fate that would've made his father spin in his grave, Zero has become the leader of the Maverick Hunters, sworn protectors of humanity. And with the former Hunter Sigma now in charge of the Mavericks,
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/8/2001
Teineina Tenshi No Teze by Fire reviews
Ranma is in the Eva world, having lost all that is dear to him. He struggles to make a new life in a harsh world of the abusive red-head, an introspective boy, and a quiet, enigmatic girl with blue hair and red eyes.
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,544 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/9/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000 - [Ranma, Rei A.]
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MAD Science
An engineer brings a few minor concerns about the Vegnagun project to his superior.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Complete
Villainous Stubbornness reviews
Kane's advisor desperately attempts to convince his leader to finish off the Shining Force in Dragonia, to no avail.
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
Failure Is Not Optional reviews
Shepard struggles with his failure retrieving the Prothean VI on Thessia. Was there anything he could have done differently?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Parking Violation reviews
Vegnagun is defeated and Tidus makes his triumphant return, but his reunion with Yuna is cut short by an unfortunate accident... A semi-sequel to my Final Fantasy X story "Warning: No Guardrails."
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Tidus, Yuna, Brother - Complete
Asking Too Much
After the story concludes, Shion and company propose an expedition to Lost Jerusalem. For understandable reasons, the crew of the Elsa balk at the idea.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Matthews, Shion U. - Complete
The Long Drive reviews
Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily, foiling his schemes for world domination. However, his greatest challenge lies ahead: enduring a lengthy drive to prison with only the mad scientist for company. Takes place at the end of MM1.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Rock, Dr. Wily
Accessorizing reviews
Ramza and Agrias have a spirited debate about female-only accessories, which leads Ramza to try an unorthodox experiment.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ramza.B, Agrias.O - Complete
A Long Delayed Reunion reviews
Ramza and Alma are finally reunited, though more time has passed than she had expected...
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ramza.B, Alma.B - Complete
Separated by Eternity reviews
The war against Giygas is over, and Jeff and Dr. Andonuts finally have a chance to reconcile...only to have it stolen from them.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Doctor Andronauts, Pokey M. - Complete
Career Counseling reviews
Ramza uses all of his considerable persuasive ability to convince Gaffgarion to be a White Mage with no equipment...right before the battle at Zeirchele Falls.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - G.Gafgarion, Ramza.B - Complete
Surrender Is an Option reviews
Even the most loyal troops will fold under the right circumstances.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Kletian.D, Ramza.B - Complete
The Perfect Monster: A Tale of the Scourge reviews
Alexi Romerov, an acolyte of the Scourge, must construct an abomination before he is promoted to the rank of Necromancer. His creation is a greater accomplishment than he ever imagined, but will it be content to remain a servant forever?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/18/2007 - The Scourge - Complete
Alone in the Wall reviews
Neglect can break even the strongest of men. Author's note: I'm having a lot of trouble finding the best title for this piece. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!
Double Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Billy, Abobo - Complete
Oh, You Charmer! reviews
Wiegraf discovers, much to his dismay, that Charm can be as deadly a weapon as a sword when wielded properly.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Wiegraf.F, Ramza.B - Complete
The Greater Good reviews
Becoming an Arithmetician alters Ramza's perspective on reality, with devastating consequences for his allies.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Mustadio.B, Agrias.O - Complete
One Small Oversight reviews
Gaffgarion has set up a near-perfect ambush at the Lionel Castle Gate and is eagerly anticipating his mano-a-mano duel with Ramza, but he overlooked one minor detail...
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - G.Gafgarion, Ramza.B - Complete
Warning: No Guardrails reviews
A beautiful and touching ending...ruined because Cid couldn't be bothered to install some basic safety features. This story now has a semi-sequel for Final Fantasy X-2's ending, "Parking Violation".
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Intoxicated reviews
Tidus has an epiphany about what the Sin's toxin excuse will let him get away with...namely, anything and everything.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
Blessed Forgetfulness reviews
How does junctioning really work? Selphie finds her first Guardian Force and experiences the junctioning process firsthand.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Selphie T. - Complete
Gems Are Bad, Mmkay? reviews
Zidane and the gang have an unusual encounter in the woods with a monster that just wants to get high.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Zidane T., Garnet A. - Complete
Forgotten in the Darkness reviews
Years after his confrontation with cosmic horror, Ness's youthful resilience erodes under the stresses of adulthood. In desperation, he searches for proof that his adventures were real, and not just a product of his questionable sanity.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ness - Complete
Can I Come In? reviews
It's the innocent bystanders who suffer the most. My take on the old Kleptomaniac Hero trope.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Cloud S., Barret W. - Complete