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Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Soul Calibur, and Super Smash Brothers.
Hey there readers, the name's Vaati's Apprentice. I've become fairly popular on the Zelda section. I mainly do humor fics, but I do have a romance fic and I'm planing to do another. Anyway, here are some facts about me.
Age: I'll give you a hint, it's somewhere between 1 and 100.
Home: North Dakota (Home of the UND Fighting Sioux!)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Now here's a listing of my OCs from one of my most popular fics, KNIGHTS:
Sergeant Samuel "Spark" Duron: Spark was a Paladin in the Great War that was waged in Hyrule around the time Link was born. And as such, he has an unyielding faith in the Hyrule Royal Family. Spark received his nick name after he was struck three times by an enemy lightning spell and lived. Spark is in his late forties and speaks with a gruff voice. He also wears heavy plate armor and wields an enormous war hammer. Spark, though very loyal to Hyrule, displays quit a bit of stupidity. Often going on nonsensical rants. I originally modeled Spark after my favorite Red vs. Blue character, Sarge. And he has quickly become my favorite knight.
Deputy Jonathon Leeroy: Leeroy originally enrolled in the HKD (Hyrule Knights Department) to become a forensic scientist. However, he is currently apprenticing under Spark until he can recieve a promotion and start working in the forensics department. Leeroy is a young man with great intelligence. And is always the voice of reason and logic when he and Spark are out on a mission. However, his low rank often results in whatever he says being under-minded by his superiors.
Officer Ashei: Ashei is the only official Legend of Zelda character in my series. I thought that Ashei was a very interesting character (and not too bad to look at either) and I was disappointed by the small part she had in Twilight Princess. And so, she was one of the first characters I put in KNIGHTS. Ashei almost always appears to be in a dark mood. However, she is always ready to take on a mission and complete it to the best of her abilities. She also speaks with a French-Canadian accent, often ending her sentences with the word "yeah". Not much is known about Ashei's past, except that she was trained by her father before becoming an official knight. She also worked with a small group geared toward the protection of Hyrule. However, nothing much ever happened. So she decided to enlist in the HKD.
Officer Lyn Fenix: Fenix is often in a very cheery, upbeat attitude. Fenix was interested in becoming a knight ever since she was a young girl. But it wasn't until Ashei became the first female knight that she decided to capitalize on the idea. Fenix was paired with Ashei at her own request. She looks up to Ashei as some-what of a hero. But her cheery disposition often gets on Ashei's nerves. Fenix also appears to lead some sort of a second life. Witch becomes apparent when she offers to perform a sacrificial ceremony to re-open the Mirror of Twilight in chapter 6.
Officer Joel Pierce: Pierce is pretty much the definition of a "bad knight". It's not that he is incapable of doing anything, he just prefers to jump right into things. He has a signature "shoot first, shoot again, shoot some more, then when every body's dead try to ask a question or two" attitude. Pierce also has unparalleled skill with a bow. This is what keeps him from being discharged. However, his natural inability to think rationally has made him and Kane the perfect "good knight, bad knight" duo. Witch results in them getting some of the more dangerous missions.
Officer Mathew Kane: Kane is the "good knight" between him and his partner Pierce. Kane prefers to approach every situation one step at a time. And it is because of this that Pierce often teases him for being "no fun". Kane is always there to make sure that every situation is handled with care, and to make sure that Pierce's head stays attached to his shoulders. Kane does have one bad quality, and that is that he is very easy to anger. Once Kane becomes angered, he loses much of his rational thought and begins acting violently.
Now here is a list of some of my favorite things. As well as some other random stuff.
Favorite Bands: #1- Linkin Park
#3- Three Days Grace
Other Bands/Singers that I Like: Ill Nino, Tim Mc'Graw, Josh Turner, Toby Keith, Alice in Chains, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Maroon 5, Travis Tritt, Weird Al Yankovik, Evanescene, Breaking Benjamin, The Police, The Level 70 Elite Tauren Chieftains
Favorite Songs: #1- Breaking the Habit
#2- The Power of the Horde
#3- Animal I Have Become
Other Songs that I Like: Every Linkin Park Song, Long Black Train, Great Day to be Alive, Ebay, White and Nerdy, Message in a Bottle, How Can I Live, Makes Me Wonder, Would You Go With Me, Vierundfunfzehn Vierundsiebzehn Neunzehn Zweitousandzehn (translates to 54,74,90,2010), 99 Luftbaloons, Indian Outlaw, Stars go Blue, My Old Freind, Bring me to Life, My Immortal, Bad Boys, Diary of Jane, Through the Fire and Flames, Soldiers of the Wasteland, Dancing with the Dead, Not Afraid to Die, The Third Wave, Have you Forgotten?, The Internet is for Porn (call it a guilty pleasure, I saw a WOW video done to this song on YouTube and I don't know who sings it but I almost laughed myself into a coma), We Didn't Start the Fire
Favorite Video Games: #1- Legend of Zelda
#2- World of Warcraft (Blood Elf mage and Troll shaman, Mok' Nathal Realm)
#3- Super Smash Brothers
Other Games that I Like: Halo, Mario Bros., Gears of War, Fire Emblem, Splinter Cell, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Dark Cloud, Metal Slug, Guitar Hero, Star Fox, Mario Cart, Burnout, Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, Fable, Ico, Shadow of the Collosus, Soul Calibur, Red Steel, StarCraft, Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, God of War, Overlord, Lord of the Rings Battle for Middle Earth,
Favorite Video Game Charectors: #1- Vaati (Legend of Zelda the Minish Cap and Four Swords)
#2- Jak (Jak and Daxter series)
#3- Lizard Man (Soul Calibur)
Other Charectors that I Like: Nightmare (Soul Calibur), Master Chief (Halo), The Arbiter (Halo), Link (The Legend of Zelda), Soren (Fire Emblem Path of Radiance), Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell), Domingo Santiago (Gears of War), Johnny Napalm (Guitar Hero), Merk and Green (Ratchet Deadlocked), Canas (Fire Emblem), The God of Rock (Guitar Hero), Striker (Burnout 3), Kael'thas Sunstrider (World of Warcraft), The Gravemind (StarCraft), Nolan (Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn), Ataeihle (Assassin's Creed), Cratos (God of War)
Favorite Video Game Pairings: #1- Link and Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
#2- Jak and Keira (Jak and Daxter)
#3- Thrall and Jaina (Warcraft)
Favorite Shows: #1- Whose Line is it Anyway?
#2- Family Guy
#3- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Favorite Internet Series: #1- Red vs. Blue
#2- Klay World
#3- Looking for Group
Favorite Movies: #1- Saving Private Ryan
#2- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
#3- Lord of the Rings
Other Movies that I Like: The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, We were Soldiers Once and Young, Airplane, Dodgeball, Windtalkers, Flags of Our Fathers, Letters from Iwo Jima, Sands of Iwo Jima, Tora Tora Tora, A Bridge Too Far, Star Wars, Space Balls, Freddy v.s. Jason, Alien v.s. Predator, Godzilla, Jurrasic Park, Ace Ventura, World Trade Center, Transformers
Favorite Books: #1- Lord of the Rings
#2- The Hobbit
#3- The Silmarillian
Now here is a list of fics that I have swimming around in my head. I'm not saying that they're going to happen, but I'm not saying that they're not going to happen. They're just ideas. PM me to tell me if I should or shouldn't make these ideas reality.
Fic Name: Link Must Die
Section: Super Smash Brothers
Description: Marth, Roy, Pit, and Ike are all in love with Zelda. There's only one problem, she's already happily engaged to Link. There's only one reasonable course of action... Link must die!
Author's Comments: Truth be told, I don't know what's keeping me from doing this. I've got some pretty cool ideas, and I always love doing Smash Bros. fics. Despite the title, Link won't be dieing. I just don't like all the Marth/Zelda, Roy/Zelda, Pit/Zelda, Ike/Zelda shit going on. Some people say there's enough Zelinks on the Zelda page. Actually, we Zelinkers fight our toughest battles on our own home front. The SSB section is in sore need of more Zelink, and I'll be there to provide it!
Fic Name: Link's Quest for Soul Edge
Section: Soul Calibur
Description: After Link is tricked by the Sages, he is sent to a far off world. And he can only come back if he is able to destroy Soul Edge. The only thing standing in his was is a new world full of morons.
Author's Comments: After the obvious success of "Why Link hates Soul Calibur fics" doing another Soul Calibur fic has crossed my mind. And in this one, Link would be the smart one and everyone else would be retards. The exact opposite of many Soul Calibur fics. The only thing holding me back is the fear that people may try to compare it with "Why Link hates Soul Calibur fics" and will be disappointed. Let me set one thing straight, that fic was fueled by strong emotion from all the shit that Link gets in the Soul Calibur section. And I will not be doing a direct sequel.
Fic Name: For the Love of Evil!
Description: Kor is a Wood Elf who wants nothing more than to be evil like his Tier'Dal cousins. So what happens when two Dark Elves, Velaria and Penlok, take him under their dark wings? Nothing good, that's for sure.
Author's Comments: Once again, I have characters and jokes but no story. I probably have enough for the first chapter or two, but that's it. Plus, I guess there's not as much excitement for me to write an EverQuest fic as there is for me to write a Warcraft fic. Don't get me wrong, EverQuest is an awesome game. I just find the conflict between the Horde and the Alliance alot more interesting than the conflict between Freeport and Qeynos.