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Joined 04-15-07, id: 1261402, Profile Updated: 07-11-10
Author has written 1 story for Blair Witch Project.

hey! I'm Jess :D

also known as break-meX610 on fictionpress (find me please :D)

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Hey, incase you've noticed i deleted all of my old stories. i couldn't stand them anymore. all of them were from years ago and i got sick of my bad writing hahaha. but if you were a fan of them and want to read them, just email me at or friend me on myspace (i would give you my facebook, but thats a bit creepy haha) and i'll send them to you! but please check out my other stuff. thanks! :)

Gender: Female

Eyes: blue/green

Hair: bright blonde hair

Favorite Books: Evermore, Blue Moon, A Certain Slant Of Light, The Silver Kiss, Companions of the Night, Vampire Knight, Wake, Thirteen Reasons Why, Speak, Dreamland, Blood and Chocolate, The Green Mile, Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for Secrets, Red is for Romance, Peeps, The Last Days, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, The Kingdom Keepers, Dangerous Girls, The Taste Of Night and more :)

I used to like the twilight books, but the movie killed it. i'm sorry for all you rpatz fans, but the books are still okay :)

Favorite Movies: Forrest Gump, Zombieland, Paranormal Activity, What Dreams May Come, The Green Mile, The Lake House, Interview With The Vampire, Kate & Leopold, The Invisible, Wind Chill, The Strangers, The Fall, Crash, The Covenant, 1408, V for Vendetta, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, The Harry Potter Movies, Resident Evil Movies, and more :)

Favorite Actors: Robin Williams, Will Smith, Tim Allen, Tom Hanks, Cam Gigandet, James Marsden, John Travolta, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman and Steven Strait.

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, Blink 182, The Beatles, Queen, Within Temptation, Three Days Grace, 10 Years, Shiny Toy Guns, Nirvana, Nickelback, Angels & Airwaves, Flyleaf, Death Cab For Cutie, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, OneRepublic, Good Charlotte, Keane, Linkin Park, Mayday Parade, Marilyn Manson, Scary kids scaring kids, Secondhand Serenade, and more.

One day i'd love to be an author (obviously) or a forensic pathologist.

If you ever meet me you'll probably think i'm extremely loud and sarcastic

I'm never seen without my ipod and my phone

I love being scared and i love suprises

I live for the moments that you can look back on in five years and still smile at

I love my friends and they always are able to make me smile.

and i love meeting new people so talk to me sometime :)

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Hunted by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Kerry awoke with a start. Her heart was pounding in fear, all her senses on alert. She couldn't move, couldn't breathe. She felt paralyzed. It took her less than a moment to realize that this was because someone was in her room.
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Ways to annoy the MarySues of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Humorous rants on the repetitiveness of this fandom. I don't hate all Mary Sues just the ones that use the same idea over and over again. Flamers will get their asses handed to them by a very disgruntled NASCAR fan who argues for a living.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/24/2007
Things I Will Not Do While Watching The Covenant by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Once again, something spawned from my imagination when I was drunk. Tiny bit of slash but mostly it's just humor...and drunken madness.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007
Ca Va Sans Dire by FreeSpiritedOne reviews
Set just after the film ends. Evey discovers V isn't dead. The future is in front of them and the man with the successfully completed master plan...well, he doesn't have one for this. Finished...finally.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Club Vampyr by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Companions of the Night: Kerry has dealt with Nelle's death, Michel's violent and occasionally passionate return, and now becoming a pawn in a madman's deadly game. Can she cope with the fact that Michel killed her best friend? KM :ch24:
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,831 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
The Sixth Sense Defies by MooseWoodson reviews
The spirit, with a leg and arm twisted precariously behind it, dragged itself slowly toward Cole. Just then he felt it scratching at his shoe....
Sixth Sense - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Ways to annoy the Sons of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
More Covenant humor from your favorite girl.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Jumping by The Phantom reviews
A missing scene from the movie. Leopold's thoughts before he jumps off the bridge to go back to 1876. Please R&R!
Kate and Leopold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2002
Hush by The Phantom reviews
This one takes place in 1878. You know, Kate's future in the past. They had no genre for WAFF (warm and fuzzy feeling), so I chose general. Just a little feel-good fic. Please R&R!
Kate and Leopold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/23/2002
Running Blind reviews
This is my take on how Josh died.
Blair Witch Project - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete