Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural.
Other: Name? need to know basis. Location? Not telling YOU!!
Books. Music. The Ocean. Tacos. Broccoli. Arizona. Colorado. Maine. Fanfiction. Writing. Poetry. My friends. My Mom. Anime. Yaoi. England. Ireland. Music. Kevin Jonas. Nick Jonas.
Humidity. The Dixie Chicks. Utah. Porn. Explaining myself. Ignorance. Stupidity. Bad Grammar. Misspellings.
Harry Potter: Severus/Harry. Harry/Draco. Sirius/Remus. Ron/Neville. Charlie/Bill. Fred/George. Godric/Salazar. Severus/Lucius. Snape/Draco. James/Snape. Snape/Basically anyone. Lucius/Draco. Snape/Draco/Harry. Snape/Draco/Harry/Neville. Neville/Draco.
A Knights Tale: Will/Edward. Chaucer/Will. Chaucer/Wat.
Supernatural: Sam/Dean. Jared/Jensen. John/Dean. John/Bobby.
Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto. Kakashi/Naruto. Gaara/Sasuke. Gaara/Naruto. Neji/Sasuke. Neji/Hinata. Kakashi/Sasuke. Kakashi/Iruka.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed. Ed/Al (when he's not a suit of metal, dummy)
Fruits Basket: Hatori/Shigure/Ayame. Hatori/Ayame. Shigure/Ayame. Hatori/Shigure. Kyo/Yuki. Hatsuharu/Anyone.
Pirates of the Carribean: Jack/Will
Will and Grace: Jack/Will.
Ouran High School Host Club: Kaoru/Hikaru. Hunny/Mori. Haruhi/Tamaki(wow, a hetero couple!). Kyouya/Tamaki.
Hands Off!: Tatsuki/Kotarou.
Bleach: Ichigo/Ishida. Chad/Ichigo.
Demon Diary: Eclipse/Raenef.
Fushigi Yugi: Amiboshi/Suboshi. Miaka/Tamahome.
Legal Drug: Rikuo/Kazahaya. Saiga/Kakei.
Merupuri: Airi/Aram. Jeile/Anyone.
Wild Adapter: Kabuto/Tokitoh.
Snatch: Turkish/Tommy. Turkish/Mickey.
Boondock Saints: Connor/Murphy.
Lord Of the Rings: Legolas/Aragorn. Merry/Pippin.
Jonas Brothers: Kevin/Nick. Kevin/Joe. Joe/Nick.
Chronicles of Narnia: Peter/Edmund. Peter/Caspian. Peter/Edmund/Caspian. Edmund/Caspian.
Tithe/Valiant/Ironside: Kaye/Roiben, Val/Ravus, Luis/Corny
Basically, if it's not under ships, I don't read it. But here are some pairings I simply can't stand, and yet are everywhere, or I have seen them, and they simply disgust me.
Harry Potter: Remus/Harry. Harry/Ginny. Draco/Ginny. Hermione/Draco. Harry/Hermione. Ron/Harry. Ron/Draco. Hermione/Snape. Dumbledore/Anyone. Lily/Remus. Lily/Severus(oh, my god, it was in the BOOK! Wow, i actually HATE something JKR has done... Kill me now!).
Pirates of the Carribean: Jack/Barbossa. Jack/Elizabeth. Will/Elizabeth.
Lord of the Rings: Sam/Frodo.
Naruto: Sasuke/Sakura. Sakura/Naruto. Ino/Sasuke.
Chronicles of Narnia: Peter/Susan. Susan/Lucy. Susan/Edmund. Lucy/Edmund.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
-- Billy Connoly
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Somerset Maugham
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
-- Les Dawson
Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
-- Patrick Moore
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Winston Churchill
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
He'd make a lovely corpse.
-- Charles Dickens (Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter 25)
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
-- Jay Leno
I'm a one-man idiot.
-- Eddie Izzard
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.
-- Charles Dickens
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K Jerome (Three Men in a Boat, 1889)
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
-- Dennis Miller (quoted in Underground Humor, 1997, ed: Edward Bergin)
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
-- Marty Feldman
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby
I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
-- Abbie Hoffman
I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp
When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.
-- Jim Morrison
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
-- Jerry Seinfield
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to get in.
-- Arthur Brisbane
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find? A silver sixpence?
-- Billy Connolly
'It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys.'
Did you ever smell a barrel of monkeys?!
-- Steve Bluestein
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
-- Steven Wright
The phone went in the house and I answered it and this voice said, 'Hello, how would you like a dirty weekend in Paris?' And then there was a silence and the voice said, 'I'm sorry. Have I shocked you?' And I said, 'God no - I was just packing'.
-- Helen Lederer
Friendship is Love without his wings.
-- Lord Byron
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
-- Ian Hay (The Housemaster - 1938)
Fun Stuff: Walk into a gun store, buy three guns and a bunch of ammunition, then ask them if they have any ski masks.
-- George Carlin
Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.
-- Peter Griffin
A reporter asked me when I first knew I was gay. I said to him, 'About the same time you knew you were straight.'
-- Sir Ian McKellen
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Christopher Morley
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
-- Albert Einstein
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
-- Akira Kurosawa
OK, I quite think that that's enough, before i go really crazy and get throught the entire alphabet( I went through it anyway). I'm just like that. I read the Dictionary. More than once, simply because I looked up a word and started reading. I stopped when it started looking familliar.
I read really fast. I can read a Novel in a day. Not that I have time anymore, but I still can. I read The Deathly Hallows in less than 24 hours and I slept eight of that, so there.
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Thanks for reading what I write! I think it's horrible, but hey, if you like it, there's no accounting for taste.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.
WHO DOES THE WORK??
Who's working anyway?
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
After this, the rest is all BULLSHIT!