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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

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Elfish Welfare by tyrannicpuppy reviews
AU Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of little master just as Lord Potter's portrait commands her to. Cover by EnchantedPixie495
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,117 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 7,294 - Updated: 12/29/2021 - Published: 5/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Kicks Ass (Literally) by differentversionsofharry reviews
After blowing up Aunt Marge, Harry is not welcome at the Dursley Household after his third year. A chance meeting with Professor Lupin in Diagon Alley leads Harry to a new summer home, allowing him to rebuild himself mentally and physically. With new skills and new friends, Harry takes on the adventures of The Goblet of Fire to become more than just the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 390,214 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 12/19/2021 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., OC - Complete
Defiance by The BlackStaff and NightMarE reviews
Memories are tricky things. Sometimes, they cause us to lose nights of sleep. Sometimes, they bring light to darkness. Sometimes, they change the course of destiny. Set after the events of Fourth year. Follow Harry Potter as he finds his way across his strange problems, his notoriety and of course, the resurrected dark lord trying to kill him. AU.On Hiatus.[Rewritten as Monochrome]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 201,777 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 5,545 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,316 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Future HP/DG & HG/TN. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,162 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 10,576 - Follows: 9,523 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6079 - Favs: 19,971 - Follows: 22,889 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 6,367 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The New Normal by Radaslab reviews
(Continuation of Not Normal) Harry's life has changed from what it once was and he must accept his new life so that he might prepare for the war that looms in the future to avoid a far worse war he knows would be the price of failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Lantrisi by JohnDeath reviews
Harry Potter disappeared on that fateful Halloween night. When he returns, years later, the whole world will be in for a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,506 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010
Shadow Serpent by Shadow Scryer reviews
Harry's dead. For the twenty sixth time, his guardian isn't happy, her brothers are even less so, he's got one last chance to get it right starting from his first year of Hogwarts, can he get it right! Not likely... Inspired by Reptilia28s challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Science of Magic by Newhobby reviews
After the war Harry finds he's not satisfied by the challenges remaining in the magical world. After finding out he's the last heir to Merlin and a chance encounter with a group of muggles in an underground vault, maybe he'll find his way.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Harry P.
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 182 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Harry Potter's Random Omake Drabbles by HarbingerLady reviews
AU obviously. A collection of random omake drabbles and perhaps not so drabbles of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007
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Bash reviews
Bashing Harry Potter characters I don't like. Chapter 1: the Bash song. Chapter 2 and onwards: Bash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2020 - Published: 7/12/2007
The Trial reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Chamber of Secrets, North Pole reviews
The Dark Lord like you never knew before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Broomsticks, Wands, and Draco Malfoy reviews
Harry comes up agains Draco Malfoy in many battles of wits in Canon. In my version, however, he is actually armed for the fight. Note: This is not, in any way, a Harry/Draco ship. Really, I don't know where you get such ideas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
His Equal aka A Little Prick reviews
His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... and he's such a little prick!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hobgoblins reviews
Summary: The wizarding world and its supreme ruler, the Minister of Magic, made Harry into their goblin. Harry embraces that fate, and it does him a world of good. Once again I took a good story and made an harem! fic. I hate myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P.
Plot Bunnies reviews
A collection of plot bunnies, Omakes, odd ideas that pop into my head, and other drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Electrifying Epiphany reviews
Harry is upset abour losing his godfather. Then he finds he lost everyone else. With a little help from Industrial Light & Magic, he'll get back at them all. Lies and deciete, mystery and suspence, treachery and bereyal and Severus Snape in a snag. An ele
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice reviews
Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a ‘new crazy way to bring the revolution’ and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itsel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P.
Let’s Do the TimeWarp Again! reviews
A parody of several stories, including my own, this oneshot is a spinoff of Potions and Kuru which I have yet to post here, but it stands alone as it is, you don't have to read them to enjoy it. So let’s do the timewarp again!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
Black Hair
Too weird for one. Starts as a parody on all those Harry is the Black Heir and ends in a HPSP Xover. Crazy, in a good way, laugher garanteed I think, and Voldemort is killed by muggle means, for those who like this kind of story. Don't forget to bring
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Tommy's Harem reviews
Lord Voldemort recieves a notice from the Dark Lord Union that he doesn't fill all the membership requirements. What's an aspiring Dark Lord to do? Warning: It's an Haremfic, what do you think? Also, take care not to spill anything on your keyboard laughi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Myrtle
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