AndromacheCassandra
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Joined 11-13-01, id: 126174
Author has written 5 stories for X-overs, Harry Potter, and X-Men.
AndromacheCassandra has far to much time on her hands and decided to update her bio.
She likes to read and write fanfiction and dislikes having to walk the dog (it belongs to my brother dammnit!). She is also addicted to Coca-Cola and TV.
She mainly writes Harry Potter fanfic, although other stuff does crop up.
AndromacheCassandra would like to point out that she does not suffer from an addiction to Harry Potter; she enjoys every moment. She also likes to refer to herself in the third person.

AndromacheCassandra would also like to apologise for the total lack of updating recently, but her muses appear to have run off to join the circus. Normal Service will be resumed ASAP.

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Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Family by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Shortly after the events of Abhorsen, Lirael goes to Belisaere. To escape her niece's social plans, she visits the Clayr to retrieve her belongings. What will the Clayr think?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
No Escape by iwantboromir reviews
Someone is after Warrick, Nick and Greg. Warrick knows why. He calls on an old friend, Duncan MAcLeod to help him. Looking for reviewers! Final chapter is now up!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,854 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Warrick B., Nick S. - Complete
Child of Mine by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tekken Bands! by NinaWilliamsSilentAssassin reviews
After the 5th Tekken tournament the fighters have a little band life. What will happen when they tour together? Pairings: Nina, Hwoarang, Paul, and Lee love triangle, weird I know. JinXiaoyu. JuliaSteve for x1nfernal. JunKazuya. ChristieEddy. and AnnaTige
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Of spies and sugar by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE - Sawyer gets his hands on a bunch of chocolate bars...madness ensues.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Complete
Stars Not in Heaven by Water Mage reviews
Lily and James Potter had another child years before Harry. Due to matters it was given up for adoption. Nineteen years later Buffy Summers finds adoption papers in her Mom's closet. Now Buffy is searching to find the family she never knew she had.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,610 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Toad, The Pimp? by DxBellx29 reviews
A/U, Well, the Sadies Hawkins Dance is up again; Toad didn't get asked by Wanda like he hoped; So, he turns to the girls for help; with the help of an image inducer and lessons on Pimpness, will he suceed in making Wanda jealous...with Pietro's CRUSH? Hmm
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Sorting Hat Capers by BritaChica reviews
A collection of what could have happened when different people put on the sorting hat. Chapter Thirty-Four up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,629 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 1/10/2002
Village of the Snapes by ThePet reviews
*4 up* Meet the family...fearsome Grandmama Livia, Mad Uncle Drusus, and many others...plus the foul Mont-Streppings, and amorous!Narcissa...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Severus S.
Meaning of a Dream by Kai Ramirez reviews
***CHAPTER 3 UP*** Ramirez finally Confronts Heihachi to get stopped by the one person he didn't expect!!! Ramirez/Cassandra THE SUSPENSE! THE SUSPENSE! R&R. Fame or Flame. Constructive Commentary always welcome.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002
Don't Eat The Twinkies by DarkSabertooth reviews
When Bobby eats some of Hank's experimental Twinkies he gets the mother of all sugar highs with devestating consequences, for the other X-Men that is.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 10/28/2002
The Sweetest Of Dreams by Courteney reviews
Response to Prongs Challenge. Sirius discovers that James was never killed by Voldemort – he was banished. Sirius enlists the help of Hermione & a reluctant Snape to find out what happened to James & bring him back. SLASH Sirius/James + Harry/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues. Now complete. Followed by "Home for the Holidays".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
Marauder trouble! by Padfoot8 reviews
The marauders are at it again, but this time,it's in the future! Full sumary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
For Want of a Purple Umbrella by Andrea13 reviews
Cyclops tries to drown his sorrows, but finds life can never be that simple.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2002
Forty Days and Forty Nights by Elenwen reviews
Lord Elrond, along with Elladan and Elrohir, must depart Imladris to meet with King Thranduil, thus leaving a six-year-old Estel in the care of Glorfindel and Erestor - and their task is not half as simple as it may sound...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Elrond, Aragorn
Gandalfian Rhapsody A modern lament for Gandalf by Elizabeth of Mirkwood reviews
One of the greatest songs ever created is now merged with the greatest story ever created! Freddy Mercury rocks my world!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2002
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
ROG on Vacation by dhrachth reviews
HighlanderLOTR crossover, Methos accidentally goes to M.E. post RotK. NO ROMANCE! Minimal O.C. It's a mystery sort of thing, starring Methos, Aragorn, Gimli, & Legolas. Completed!
Crossover - Highlander & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Complete
An Elf Lord Has Needs by Nightstalker1 reviews
Celeborn realizes that the romance has gone out of his marriage to Galadriel, which results in some very OOC attempts to regain her love. FINAL CHAPTER UP!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,938 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Galadriel
Legolas Greenleaf's Diary by Mary-Lou1 reviews
And, in my first fanfic, I will present the views of elf-boy in a Bridget Jones-esque style, complete with Orc Deathometer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Dirty Minds by tomo reviews
Peter just got out of detention when he hears suspicious voices…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Words by Swirly Head reviews
The Marauders get a mangled glimpse of the future. A short story told from four different POVs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002 - James P., Sirius B.
The Diaries of the Fellowship and More by Anemone Frost reviews
The long lost diaries of the Fellowship. Ch 11 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,961 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 1/19/2002
Harry Learns the Facts of Life by Evie2 reviews
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Harry P.
Hairy Werewolf by Vampiress01 reviews
PG for mild cussing. Basically I like songfics, so decided to make a parody set to the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheetus. Remus, talking about how hard it is to get girls wehn one is a hairy scary werewolf. PLEASE JUST READ IT! IT'S REALLY SHORT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2001
Note to Self by Jana Kay reviews
A demonic client brings Lilah and Lindsey to Caritas.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2001
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Sirius Black's Slightly Secret Diary reviews
Sirius's diary of the seventh year. Rated to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Sirius B.
He's At Hogwarts reviews
Yet another Sirius in Azkaban fic. Very different to anything I've written before. Reposted w/format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Sirius B.
Indiana Jones and the Missing Goolies reviews
Right. The result of two major sugar overdoses and every character we could think of.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2002 - Published: 11/16/2001
I Want My Mommy! reviews
AU Fic. Cute Kiddies. Some Scott Bashing.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/1/2002
Messrs. Padfoot and Wormtail go to a Hen's Night reviews
Involves drunk women, stripping and various references to sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2002