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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, and Fairy Tales.

"If you can dream it you can do it"- Walt Disney


My name is Riddle. I don't know where the Valentine part originally came from, but I've since come up with some possible explanations.

Riddle in Real Life

In real life I oscillate between normality and obsession. I like Renaissance Venice, Pharonic Egypt and 18th Century English gentry: I'm not sure which era I'd rather live in but any one of them would beat 21st Century England. I have a nostalgic lust for royalty: my favourite monarch is Nefertiti, although Queen Anne Boleyn comes a close second for sheer tenacity. I adore satire. I enjoy playing Twister. I love to read. I am a feminist. I play the French Horn. I've just finished school: I served a sentence of over ten years in all-girls education, then transferred to a predominantly boys boarding school and realised men really aren't all they're cracked up to be (aside from the fictional ones, of course). I love my friends, although not many even know this account exists. I play entirely too much Sims 2, and suspect that the release of the Sims 3 will lead to the permanent loss of any form of social life. I adore poisonous creatures, and dangerous ones: Great White Sharks are my favourite fish, Poison Dart Frogs my favourite amphibians, Hummingbirds my favourite birds, Black Mambas my favourite reptiles, Leopards my favourite mammals (yes, I'm including humans in this), and the Velociraptor is hands-down my favourite extinct creature. I am studying Archaeology and Anthropology at university, and hope to begin publishing my first young adult series by the time I'm thirty. I will then move to Florida and spend my time writing and hunting for pretty seashells, since the whole Hogwarts dream didn't really work out. All I can hope is that I'll die and be able to wangle a suitable reincarnation from God, wherein I find myself miracuously inserted into Draco Malfoy's dorm room (it used to be Oliver Wood, but according to an online quiz I'm 92 per cent Slytherin, the rest Ravenclaw, so things had to be adjusted).

If you finished that, you're probably someone I could get on with. Feel free to PM me.

Riddle's Ships

I'm a pirate at heart: I love to sail, and sail the Seven Seas of shipping I do! (Slash ships, however, can get a little awkward so you don't see me on them very often). Yachts I'm likely to hop aboard when I can get time off school are: All Canon ships (why be against what the author decrees?) but in particular: James/Lily, Teddy/Victoire, Rose/Scorpius, Bill/Fleur, George/Angelina, Neville/Hannah, Lucius/Narcissa etc. Outside Canon, it's all about Draco/Ginny! I also like Ginny/Blaise, Luna/Blaise, Luna/Dean, Snape/Lily, Sirius/Bella, Sirius/OC and Charlie/OC. I can even get behind a Tom Riddle/OC if it's angsty enough. Outside HP, it's Jace/Clary (The Mortal Instruments), Alanna/George, Ali/Nawat (Tamora Pierce), Nick/Lirael, Sam/OC, Ellimere/OC (The Old Kingdom), Jacob/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme (Twilight - I'm sorry, but Edward's a stalker and Renesmee's a mutant baby. I just can't see them that way) Takeo/Kaede (Tales of the Otori), Lizzie/Darcy (Pride and Prejudice). I'll think of more later, I'm sure.

Riddle In Fanon

First things first: if there is a spelling/grammar mistake in the first paragraph of a story, I am unlikely to continue or review. It's just something I can't move past to actually read a story. If this is a problem, get a beta! It's what they're there for!

I have recently come to the conclusion that Twilight isn't all it's cracked up to be: anyone who compares Harry Potter unfavourably to the series will face my wrath. Actually, anyone who says anything bad about Harry Potter at all will face my wrath. Hell hath no fury like a Potterite insulted!

I write. I read. I'm willing to beta, but generally only do it for friends as I'm a bit of a perfectionist and take loads of time over it. Ask me.

I like reading books that start with a map and take place in lands where immortals roam free, gifts from the Gods are given, Death isn't the end and everyone knows there IS such thing as magic. As her fans will probably have realised by now, I like Tamora Pierce.

I don't have a specific love of any one type of story: writing is all about expressing yourself. However, as authors go, I'm more likely to remain faithful to those with an eye for detail (isn't it lovely when someone manages to explain something in fanfiction that you always puzzled over in the books? Those are the moments I live for), and a meticulous care of canon (AU doesn't excuse mispelled names, poor grammar etc). Unlike some, I don't mind cliches (Head's dorm/Truth or Dare/Detention with Snape, anyone?), as long as they're well written, or make me laugh. After all, the reason so many people write them is because so many people like reading them! Parodies are always fun, too. However, one thing I can't stand is inaccurate Next-Gen fics: if you're writing about Teddy/Victoire, for Christ's sake get the names of all the other Weasley kids right!

Outside Harry Potter, I adore Garth Nix's The Old Kingdom series, (Abhorsen Series to some, comprising of Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen, with two more books scheduled for publication) which if you haven't read you MUST read now! The fact that it has less than five hundred entries on Fanfiction.net is a travesty! I recommend the series to any fantasy fans, and humbly beg them to help swell the ranks of Nix fans on this site.

I'm always on the lookout for good stories, whether they be chaptered, oneshots or anything, preferably of books that I've read. If you have something of your own or someone elses that you think I'd enjoy, and you'd like me to R&R, just PM me, but I'd be grateful if you check out one of my fics first and leave a review or two. All I ask in the fics I read is imagination, and respect for our beautiful language. If you're going to write in chatspeak, keep it to the forums. It's infuriating. Also, one of my pet hates is Americanisms in Harry Potter fanfictions. They stick out like a sore thumb.

Riddle's Writings

I'll be the first to admit that my stories aren't all that good. They're mostly pretty shallow and lighthearted. But I enjoy writing them, so feel free to peruse them if you so desire!

I don't really use a beta, so if there's a mistake in one of my stories, tell me, because I know how annoying it is when you're reading a fic and then there's a mispelled name or something that just ruins your day! At least, it does mine.

Big love to all my readers, and bigger love to all my reviewers. I love you guys.

Keep reading, and keep dreaming.

xX~Riddle~Xx


Some recomendations (this list will increase when I have a spring-clean of my favourites list!)

These are not in order of preference, just in the order I thought to put them up! They are the creme de la creme of my favourite's list, so if you want to take my advice and read one, go there! Also - the favourite authors list really is authors whose work I've read beginning to end (at least in one fandom). They're all fantastic, so head there if you have some time on your hands.

1) Dooki's "The Blame Game" and "The Art of Insanity", both D/G, both very, very funny!

2) Sanaryelle's "Five Great Charters" is superb, one of the best Abhorsen series fics I have found. She has also written some great oneshots. I especially adore "Alliel's Alibi" and "Sister Spell"

3) Lunasky's "How I got a boyfriend before lunch in Detention"- A D/G oneshot, it's completely random, but made me laugh.

4) Plan B, by MaraBoBara. I only found this D/G recently, but it is SO funny, and I'd read it for her Luna alone!

5) Hugs, not Drugs: A tribute to Albus Dumbledore, by sunny tuesday. A really funny parody oneshot thing.

6) Ooosk's 10 Things You never knew about the HP characters. Beautifully written.

7) J. L. Matthews the Slytherin Rising series. It's a shame it was never finished, but this is a really immense AU fic. Truly epic.

8) One Hundred Moments, by Ytak. Series of 100-word drabbles set around the Old Kingdom series. Really well written.

9) Anything Teddy/Victoire by sweasley. She singlehandedly got me into this ship. Check out her stuff.


A Quick Introduction to the Works of Valentine's Riddle:

PUBLISHED

Harry Potter: J.K.Rowling

The Hogwarts Chatroom Series: Comprising "Hogwarts Chatroom", "Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom" and "Chatroom Chaos", this is a very AU parody. Dumbledore has installed the internet at Hogwarts, and, predictably, chaos has ensued. Blackmail, espionage and a hell of a lot of gossip has followed. Loosely D/G. I think this is the funniest thing I've written! COMPLETE

Lonely Hearts: A Draco/Ginny oneshot. I'm not going to pretend this is particularly good, but it's nice for a light read, with a bit of banter. Ginny and Draco are stuck in detention together and Ginny decided to use the time to write a Lonely Hearts ad. Not as fluffy and disgusting as it sounds, don't worry, but pretty OOC as Draco/Ginny fics must always be. ONESHOT

James Potter Must Die: This, as the title implies, is a classic Marauder-era James-And-Lily-Banter story. I know it's cliched- if you don't like, don't read. Epilogue soon to follow, and possibly a sequel, but finished for now. COMPLETE

Ways to Annoy Draco Malfoy and Ways to Annoy Harry Potter and Ways to Annoy Ronald Weasley: These are what they say on the cover- lists. Not exactly fanfiction, but I personally find them quite funny and they were a laugh to write, so I put them up here anyway! ONESHOTS

Harry Potter and the Reign of the Mary-Sues: It's a parody one-shot, but a bit offensive... I wrote it after reading a horrifically Americanised fanfic, and I think my irritation with the constant references to "pants", "moms", "fourth period" and "spring vacation" probably came out in this story. I'm generally a rather polite person, so originally I decided not to publish it for fear of getting flamed! It finally found its way on here, in a severely watered-down format, after several requests from my wonderful readers. ONESHOT

Can You Keep A Secret?: Previously Skeletons in the Closet (I thought it was too grim...) Sometimes angsty, often funny, occasionally fluffy. This is my version of the classic "10 Things you never knew about..." fics. I'm going to start on the lesser-known characters as they're more interesting. Requests should be submitted in the form of reviews! ONGOING

The Abhorsen Series: Garth Nix

Flariel's Unorthodox Decorations: As with most of my Nix tributes, this is a oneshot. My story about the Dragon Desk and how it came into being. As random as it sounds, and I'm not entirely happy with it, but other people seem to like it, so...! ONESHOT

Cassiel's Big Blunder: Another oneshot, this explores the story of an Abhorsen mentioned just once in the books- Cassiel, the previous owner of Lirael's bells. Mogget tells us they "returned"... but where did they go in the first place! I quite liked the idea for this, and might expand the story a bit if I ever get time. ONESHOT

Ellimere's Guide to Socialising: These are more drabble, I suppose. On a whim I decided that I wanted to explore Ellimere's character a little further (it turned into a full-blown obsession, see below!) and so I wrote some letters from Ellimere to Lirael, set after Abhorsen. After all, why must her moody, hormonal younger brother have all the attention! My Ellimere is bright, sparky, bossy and a bit of a social butterfly. All in all, I rather like her. I may write some more of these once my other Ellimere fic is finished and published (again, see below). ONESHOT

Not Just a Princess: Ellimere's Tale: It's finally here, my first Garth Nix chapter fic! This will be ten chapters long, probably floating around 30,000 words. As I said above, I rather fell for my Ellimere and thought I'd tell her story. This follows what happens to her in Abhorsen, but don't worry, I'm not just repeating everything that's said in the books (although it does tie in very nicely). We meet some of Ellimere's friends, learn more about her life, and see the events leading up to the battle with the Destroyer from her own point of view. COMPLETE

Miscellaneous

Hansel and Gretel: A seriously sadistic reworking of the original fairy tale, written as a school project. Very weird. You have been warned. ONESHOT

UNPUBLISHED / IN THE PIPELINE

(Untitled) - A Pansy Parkinson Story: I'm rather fond of Pansy, I must admit, especially since she gets such a hard time in all those Draco/Ginny fics that I am generally so fond of, so I thought I'd write a story about her that paints her in a more flattering light. This is a partially-thought-out two-page-long plot bunny at the moment, as I think I should probably finish my other stories first, but I think it'll probably be Pansy playing matchmaker to Draco and, you guessed it, Ginny.

Riddle's Valentine: Named after my penname, not the other way around! I wanted to do a story about the young Tom Riddle falling in love, but that ties in with the other stories. It's half-finished, and very angsty, since he kills her at the end to make a Horcrux (up yours, Myrtle, she replaced you!), choosing power over love and thus cementing his fate. I'm finding the characterization difficult, though, so the chances of me ever putting the effort in to finish it are slim.

(Untitled) - A D/G fluffy oneshot: Ginny is trying to learn a Patronus, but just can't seem to get it right! "Use your happiest memory!" Harry reminds her, and she flashbacks to a happier time between herself and the gorgeous Draco, surprising Harry and everyone else with the perfect corporeal Patronus she manages to produce!

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Sometimes It Takes a While by Ozma333 reviews
Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,726 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
If Only by TheMusicLives reviews
How would things have been different if Blair had spent the night in Chuck's suite instead of going home after their infamous limo ride? Season 1 slightly rewritten from "Seventeen Candles." CB, TV Universe. 'A Thin Line...' in progress! Chapter 8 is AC!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,452 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Chuck, Blair
Weasel Vs Ferret by hpangel reviews
Draco has taken an unnatural interest in the littlest Weasely to piss off The Trio. Ginny is not impressed. Draco is rude. Ginny retaliates. It's war. But then the war rages on into something else. How will it end? D/G of course. RE-EDITING IN PROGRESS. LOST CHAPTER POSTED. Explaination in A/N in first chapter. - -'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,981 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Malfoy Alphabet by enchanted.teapot reviews
A to Z. Rose Weasley has twenty-six very good reasons why not to fall for Scorpius Malfoy. Looks like that might not be enough...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,939 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Final Riddles by Intricacy reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
A seventh year, in which things might change by Everybody-knows55 reviews
If you've spent six years of your life hating somebody, can one year really make that much of a difference? Scorpius and Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,952 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Queen Bee For A Reason by suspensegirl reviews
Blair reclaims her throne POST 2X05 -CB-SB-NS- Little to no 2x06ish spoilers.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,220 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Catherine's Adventures in the Parallel World by non-damsel reviews
Catherine Morland and Rhys Tilney are from separate worlds, literally. Well, not literally but close enough. Catherine battles disapproving relative and her own sci-fi tinged fantasies in the quest for true love. Modern Northanger Abbey, with scifi. Yay!
Northanger Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Wards by Madame Puddifoot reviews
“Don’t you have plans?” “They can wait.” Short pieces examining various moments in Draco and Ginny’s unorthodox relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Scorpius Malfoy by JustAudrey07 reviews
Scorpius spends a happy day in Diagon Alley with his father, and makes a pretty new friend while left alone at Florish and Blotts. S/R short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Torture and Treason by DragonsAngel68 reviews
Memories are a special kind of torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Day of Woes by Boogum reviews
There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Something More by Luci-Marlena reviews
I’m a 6”5’, tanned, muscled, wolf, and I have nothing to do on a Friday night. I’m sitting on the couch channel surfing, when I hear the news: Leah has a date. The “bitter harpy” of our pack has a date while I’m here watching infomercials for Sham-Wow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Between Hate & Love by CurtainEater reviews
Leah and Jake share a fiery confrontation in the woods after she utters the words she can't possibly have meant to the handsome boy she's loved her whole life. Leah/Jacob one-shot, written for the Sort of Beautiful Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,319 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Death of Bella Swan by Masque31 reviews
An average day in the World of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Harry by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Help It by sockyferret reviews
If looks could kill, Leah would be a mass murderer. Fluff-ish Blackwater one-shot with a slightly jealous Sam. From Jacob's POV. Written for lexigrrl09. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Victoire Weasley and the Family Vacation Fiasco by hrhrionastar reviews
Victoire's having a rough day. Can she convince Dominique to stop torturing Lily? What's this about Roxy reinventing something called the Inner Net? And what is Teddy trying to tell her? Oneshot, Teddy/Victoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
No Refill One Moment Until Destiny by TikiTyler9 reviews
One shot. A brief look at Alice's moment before it all changed. One rainy evening in Philly. One purpose. One decision that saved a monster.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Sleepless Nights by PJ XD reviews
Originally a one-shot. Teddy and Victoire through a number of sleepless nights in their teenage years. Fluff. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Keeping Score by dontevenbother reviews
Draco won't stop taking points away from Ginny. What's a girl to do? DG One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Best Kind of Punishment by Ozma333 reviews
R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Here, There, and Everywhere by sweasley reviews
T/V. Just because Ted and Victoire have worked out their drama, doesn't mean the drama won't find a way to make itself apparent. SEQUEL to "A Year in the Life" & "The Spark".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 243,588 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Wonderboy Conundrum by Spectral Scribe reviews
Leonard discovers a new talent, but he's not sure what to do with it. One shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Romantic…in A Chuck Bass Kinda Way by hellomynameis-kita reviews
“I think you should give me your scarf.” GASP! What drama these words ensue! What fiery repertoire! What violence! What questioning of Chuck’s sexual orientation! What fluff! What else, but Chuck&Blair?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Five Great Charters by Sanaryelle reviews
Two thousand years before 'Sabriel', the Five Great Charters are put into the three bloodlines, the Wall, and the Great Stones. A legendary time in the history of the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,339 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Screw Your Courage to the Sticking Place by Kerichi reviews
It would be easier to kill his father than reason with him, but Draco had to try for Scorpius' sake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Crouching Father, Hidden Terror by Kerichi reviews
Rose told him she was bringing home a friend over Easter holiday. What she didn't mention was that it was her new boyfriend: Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Missing Chapter by Josephinee reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
15 Facts About Me by Snaily reviews
15 Facts about Each of the Second Generation, told from their point of view. Includes excerpts from their memories. In this order thus far: Victoire, Teddy, Rose, Molly, Albus, Roxanne, Lucy, Hugo, and James is on the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,467 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
Thirty pieces of you and me by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
Need, boundaries, control, love, obsession, shame, heat, submission, lies, ego, pain, money, dreams and all that’s Chuck and Blair in thirty vignettes.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007
Never Melting Ice by puresimplicity-xo reviews
We live in denial of the things we truly love and want. But every so often, the ice melts and we are faced with the beautiful truth. Their love couldn't be buried forever in that wintery grave. Chuck/Blair - Now post 2x13.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Blair, Chuck
The Lost Weekend by Amber477 reviews
*COMPLETED* Set in current season 2- Blair and Chuck spend a rainy weekend together in a hotel room, trying to decide where the battle lines are drawn now and what it means to be somewhere in between. Ship- Blair/Chuck- please read and review!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,539 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
One Hundred Moments by Ytak reviews
One hundred drabbles set in and around the Old Kingdom. Possible spoilers for the books and The Creature in the Case novella. Completed!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Mirayle by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Mirayle's easy life as Lirael's youngest child is collapsing. There's trouble in the Kingdom and outside she shouldn't have to deal with- a necromancer, her sister handing her the Abhorsen's duties -and if she can't learn to cope, she's as good as Dead..
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,571 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
Tale of the Pumpkin Thief by Kerichi reviews
No one stole from Scorpius Malfoy unless he allowed it. *A Halloween story*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
How to Disappear Completely by Lila2 reviews
Four Times Blair Didn't Pick Up the Phone and One Time She Did
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Possible Futures by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
... or, Five Things That Never Happened To Lirael Goldenhand. How Lirael killed herself aged fourteen, gained a chance to find her identity, acquired the Sight, was murdered by the Stilken and met Prince Sameth's best friend. Eventual Lirael/Nick.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Touch by Sky Samuelle reviews
Chuck contemplates tactility, sex and why they feel different with Blair Waldorf. Set during ep.1.10 ‘Hi Society.’
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Start by sweasley reviews
Every relationship has a spark, but every friendship has a start. Even the best of friends can face obstacles, which Ted Lupin & Victoire Weasley must learn the hard way. PREQUEL to "A Year in the Life" and "The Spark"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,096 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Charlie's Asexuals reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
New Habits by Sky Samuelle reviews
Post ‘Blair Waldrof Must Pie’, Queen B turns to Chuck Bass again for some stress relief: There’s no plausible reason she should feel ashamed for wanting to feel better, pretty and whole rather than frustrated and unattractive, if Chuck can do that for her
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
5 Things Blaise Zabini Hates about Ginny Weasley by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Blaise/Ginny. In which plans go awry, and Blaise and Ginny bond over the mutual repressing of abandonment issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
First Time, For All Time by Miss Late Bloomer reviews
A two-shot set a couple months after the first movie. In chapter 1, Evy has a secret to tell Rick. In chapter 2, the story earns it's rating. R&R please. FINISHED.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Scorcher by 22sweet reviews
Nate squeezed her hand reassuringly. “It’s just Chuck and Blair. What’s the worst that can happen?” - A summer fanfic! C/B centric! R&R - chapter 6 up - more chapters to come!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
Revenge is sweeter than you ever were by CarlyB10 reviews
He hadn't anticipated finding her wrapped in the arms of another man. She couldn't have hurt him more if she had kicked him in the gut with a pair of steel capped stilettos. Chapter four is up! Minor spoilers, please R&R!
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Catch the Snitch by TeeNa3 reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans have the weirdest relationship in the school it's not a hatred, but also not a friendship, yet they spend a little too much time together... for obvious reasons. Rated R for sexual content, graphic sex scenes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Pouring Love by MPGirl reviews
Set post 1.18: Chuck and Blair have a run in during their summer in the Hamptons. CB one-shot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Hear You Talk, But Talk Is Cheap by Mac-alicious reviews
Your words are lovely, Chuck. But they mean nothing if you can't prove them.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Well Met by siltstone reviews
Though she doesn't remember, Sabriel has met Mogget before. Mogget remembers all too well.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Movie Trailer Tragedy by Kevin3 reviews
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Trouble With Names by Kevin3 reviews
Parody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Jimmy P. - Complete
The Return of the Waldorf by supergirlscafe reviews
“Well, since this is clearly Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,”she says, looking straight at Jenny, “Let us ask the audience.” Post 1x13, Blair Waldorf is doing her best to regain her former status. A Waldass sequel to Blair Waldorf Strikes Back.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Sister Spell by Sanaryelle reviews
Which Abhorsen invented the spell with the paper boats, and why was he driven to contact the dead? Mogget also appears.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
How To Get Into The House You Want by Elliot Green reviews
Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Episode V: The Confrontation That Really Happened by PhantomKat reviews
One-shot parody of what Lucas didn't want you to see during Vader and Luke's big confrontation scene in Ep. V.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About James Potter by AlannaDragon reviews
Loosely based on the movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Full summary inside. CHAPTER 28 REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,120 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Birds by Rayless Night reviews
He broke curses. He studied so that people couldn't be held captive under magical control of any type. Fleur Delacour's effect on him seemed almost like a personal offense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Tasteful Revenge by Cadaverous Apples reviews
-"What in Merlin's name were you three doing!" "Promoting inter-house unity, Professor." "Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley, we can all see that. And how exactly did this lead to Mr. Malfoy's and Mr. Zabini's tongues being down your throat?" Oneshot. DGB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Auld Acquaintances by PJPotter reviews
On a special New Years Eve Victoire Weasley and Teddy Lupin come face to face with their hearts' desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Radar by nicole-elocin reviews
COMPLETE. BlairChuck. Lots of swearing. "It would give him that fix that he needed to get through another week without her. Made him sound like some sort of drug addict."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Hesitation by Crystallic Rain reviews
Teddy Lupin stood before the barrier, his gateway to her, the only thing standing in their way, still hesitating. He always hesitated. Teddy/Victoire, DH missing moment
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - [Teddy L., Victoire W.] - Complete
Family Tradition by Realmer06 reviews
All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Just Like Her Father by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
... and her mother, too. Twenty years of Ellimere's life. Because why does the unconventional, angsty little brother have to get all the attention, anyway? ONESHOT.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Sun Colors by CrystalDragon791 reviews
Ron Weasley reflects on his daughter's relationship with Scorpius Malfoy in a time of crisis. ScorpiusRose. Oneshot. Rated T just in case. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
Self Revision by belle.nisce reviews
Sam x Lirael. 'Hello. My name is Sam. We met about three years ago, and kind of saved the world together...' Unsent letters to a missing presence in Sam's life. Post Abhorsen. Oneshot.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Blaise Meets The Weasleys by sarahyyy reviews
When Ginny brings Blaise home for a family dinner, Blaise gets trapped by her numerous brothers. A question and answer session ensues. Purely humour. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Doomed by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Companion piece to Seventeen. Rated for language. James Potter mulls over his relationship with Lily Evans and realizes...he's doomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Culmination by InkyKate reviews
A not so chance encounter in the halls of Hogwarts has an entirely unexpected result. Part of the 'Confrontation' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Living A Lie by Ginger-Bizkit reviews
About Touchstone's life as a child growing up as a son of the Queen, with a tiny little detail about his life kept secret from him. Love, anger, betrayal, and evil plans! I don't own any of these characters.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
How Many Bullets? by Your Great Escape reviews
I’ve been chasing after Lily Evans for six years, and I’ve never gotten a response out of her. I’m not one to give up easily, but this just might be the last straw. How many more bullets can I take?Eventual James x Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,724 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Art of Insanity by syrraki reviews
Ginny's leading a double life, guess who stumbles upon it? Human pinball, ghost stalking, art classes,and gross misuse of cranberry juice ensues! Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Bound to Happen by Innocent Innuendo reviews
Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Plan B by MaraBoBara reviews
COMPLETE! Written hurriedly for Pud’s Great Draco & Ginny Fic Contest 2007. A simple game in the Gryffindor tower turns into a complex heist, but in the end, whose heart will be stolen? DMGW and just a smidgen of BZLL. Rated M for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Change of Heart by Tempest Break reviews
James Potter is obviously in love with Lily Evans, but she wants nothing to do with him, and this is the way it's been for six years. But in their 7th year, they're Head Boy and Girl and have to share a tower. James is rejoicing, but Lily...? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone by Cute-Cookie reviews
Lily can't stand James anymore and one night she screams at him to find a new girl. So he does. Why is it then that she feels so... Jealous? Clichefree! Flames Welcome. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Foreplay in the Great Hall by wonderwall05 reviews
In which two students snog during dinner, Hermione is propositioned, Sprout and Flitwick are found in the trophy room, Ron and Snape are left unconcious for their own well being and Dumbledore is too chipper for his own bloody good!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Aftermath by lyria zette reviews
Some Les Miz angst about Marius' guilt and regret.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Marius, Eponine - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hugs, Not Drugs: A Tribute to Albus Dumbledore by sunny tuesday reviews
My first Harry Potter spoof on Dumbledore's solution for defeating Voldemort. [oneshot] A tribute to Albus Dumbledore the best fictional character to ever not exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Training Marauder Style by Jack'N'SallyGal reviews
Lily Evans is leaving for Auror training with her mate Alice. What would happen if she ran into two familiar boys from Hogwarts? The possibilities are endless! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Against All Odds by jay1013 reviews
“Does that mean you could remember what happened last night?” Ginny hoped that sex was not on the list of the night’s previous events.“Do you mean before or after we had sex?” Draco said with a smirk. Ginny groaned. Sex with Draco Malfoy. So not good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 184,630 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Role to Play by jandjsalmon reviews
A new game at Hogwarts is meant to develope more Interhouse relationships... but Draco just wants the extra credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,799 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
It Takes a Thief by Kerichi reviews
It takes a thief to catch a thief, but when Auror Ginny Weasley goes beyond the call of duty to catch Draco Malfoy red handed, he catches her off guard, professionally and romantically.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How I got a Boyfriend Before Lunch in Detention by LunaSky reviews
The thoughts of Ginny Weasley. What happens when you put Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy in the same detention room for two hours. What happens when he starts staring at her? CHAOS! Rated M for lang. GINNY HAS A POTTY MOUTH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Grief by jandjsalmon reviews
Seven Days. Seven Stages. Will there be something left when he’s done? DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Blame Game by syrraki reviews
The Golden Trio walk in on something they'd all rather not see. Three parter, lots of GinnyDraco banter, slighty AU.How could you not have known it was him? His hair is like some kind of unnatural beacon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Nawat by Personification of Fluff reviews
Or: the Importance of Pocekts A short story about Nawat while separated from Aly. Contains spoilers to Trickster's Queen and some sexuality.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Dear Snarky Severus by Kerichi reviews
Albus Dumbledore is a man of many secrets. One of them is his secret identity as an advice columnist, the Wise Wizard. When he coerces Snape to fill in, readers discover the Sagacious Sorcerer answering their queries would be better named Snarky Severus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Night in the Garden by Anaroriel reviews
Aly and King Jon flirt in the garden during a ball. One shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Ask Remus by PenguinBuddy reviews
James doesn't understand Lily. Lily doesn't understand James. Only one person can explain their actions and words to each other in a way that makes sense. When in doubt, ask Remus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Draco: An Agony Aunt Story by Adilic reviews
Three Harry Potter characters write in to Dear Draco, Draco’s advice column, or for you in the UK, his Agony Aunt column.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ode to Mary Sue by Kerichi reviews
After eviscerating Mary Sue in fiction, ['Mary Sue, I love you' and 'Mary Sue, Marauders love you'], I was seized by the irresistible urge to skewer her in sonnet. My version of one, :D, inspired by Shakespeare's 18th, 'Shall I compare thee...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Kitten by Tulips and Jill reviews
Fluff! Ginny's learning how to become her animagus. Draco has taken a liking to a kitten at Hogwarts who keeps ending up in his bed. Draco's adorably evil! Ginny's a flirt!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,109 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Much Better by jandjsalmon reviews
A fun, upbeat fic, in which Ginny can't control her fantasies... fantasies that someone else can see... An attempt to be humerous... but not too witty. I really am funny to myself... but I think I'm the only one I make laugh! AN: Written for gianfared, w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
One Night by PotterAnon reviews
Ginny can't deny it, and neither can she ignore it. She is twenty two, and very, very horny. But after one, glorious night, she realises she might have missed someone right in front of her eyes. WARNING: SEX SCENES. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Devils Triangle by fresh pickled toad reviews
A funny and sexy little tale about the two great loves of Ginny Weasley's life Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. They're both wonderful, both flawed. How did this happen? Who will she choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 164,530 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Resolve by Embellished reviews
Draco made a New Year's resolution, but Ginny is making it very hard for him to keep it. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
I Know by Daine's Twin reviews
Nawat's thoughts about Aly, before he became human.ONESHOT. Please R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Tortall - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Love Confessions by Cynara18 reviews
Aly and Nawat confess their love for one another. Set after Trickster’s Choice, before Trickster’s Queen. Just a little one-shot written up while in a romantic mood. R&R, please!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Mary Sue, I Love You! by Kerichi reviews
In the far, far, away land of California, Mary Sue accepts an invitation to Hogwarts and searches for her one true love. Is her soul mate Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George or...gasp...Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Christmas Kisses by Kerichi reviews
Early Christmas morning, not a Malfoy or Weasley was stirring...except Draco and Ginny, who met for Christmas breakfast and ended up making a meal of Christmas kisses. [ A Tale of Two Matchmakers holiday outtake]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Lull by Rabid Lola reviews
Wintertime is nearing, and Aly does some idle thinking. Set after Trickster's Choice, slight AlyxNawat.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Tortall
Deeper Within Darkness by Laurie M reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that wherever Rick O'Connell and Evelyn Carnahan are, trouble is not far away. What begins as an innocent night out, soon leads to danger that threatens all of Egypt. COMPLETED
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ellimere's Love by the Wallmaker reviews
A reply to EZBoard Belisaere's First Challenge! He's a member of the Royal Guard! Touchstone and Ellimere are at odds.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
White Rain by sleepy fox spirit reviews
An excerpt from the journal of Virginia Malfoy, formerly known as Ginny Weasley. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Stolen Evening by PhoenixRae reviews
I just found you only to lose you again. She knew who he was when they first met. He thought she was someone else when they first met. DG pls R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Forked Tongue by Gambit Gurl Isis reviews
Detention on February 13th. They've got to be kidding. But, perhaps, this detention will give Ginny a Reason to Like Valentine's Day again. Was that summary cliche enough for yall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Polyjuice Potion by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-3)The end of Ginny's sixth year. Snape asks her to be his student assistant next year, but she must be trained by Draco. Will she be able to stand it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Not Just a Princess: Ellimere's Tale reviews
- "You royals are too melodramatic for me, Princess" - Follow the story of our favourite Princess during Lirael and Abhorsen. Her brother may call her "Slavedriver", but there's more to Ellimere- socialite, warrior and ruler- than meets the eye. R&R!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Ways to Humiliate or Annoy Ronald Weasley reviews
Short and sweet - a follow on from the Harry and Draco versions. Good for a laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? reviews
Things you never knew about the HP Characters. Some amusing, mainly next-gen characters, and some more sad and reflective. TOTALLY canon. Chapter 9, Daphne Greengrass, now up. Rather more comical than the last one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
James Potter Must Die reviews
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, just imagine what three teenage witches can do when pushed to breaking point! LilyJames, eventually! Rate&Review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,245 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Hansel and Gretel reviews
A contemporary, if overly sadistic, reworking of the classic story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reign of Mary Sue reviews
A new girl has arrived at Hogwarts, and suddenly strange things seem to be happening... strange things in the world of Canon, that is... to those of us versed in Fanon, it was only the inevitable! Parody Oneshot. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Ellimere's Guide To Socialising reviews
Some random drabbles! Letters from Ellimere to Lirael, light humour but not much else. Nix fans R&R, please! Riddle x
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Cassiel's Big Blunder reviews
Ever wondered who Cassiel was, and why his bells disappeared so long ago, to be passed on to Lirael? Read to find out! A forgetful Abhorsen, a fiesty wife and a sardonic Mogget all make an appearance! R&R!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Flariel's Unorthodox Decorations reviews
Ever wondered where the Dragon Desk came from? Only Mogget and a longforgotten Abhorsen named Flariel remember. Completely random Oneshot. R&R, Nix fans!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Ways To Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Harry Potter reviews
Hex Malfoy's Potter Stinks badges so they say Potter Stinks in Bed, and 49 other ways to bring upon your own early demise. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chatroom Chaos reviews
Sequel to Hogwarts Chatroom and Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom! Harry discovers Ginny's little game will she work it out in the end? R&R my darlings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ways to Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Draco Malfoy reviews
Ask him advice on what to do when your tattoo gets infected. In front of McGonagall. If you survive that, there's 49 other suggestions! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom reviews
Sequel to Hogwart's Chatroom! Sequel Chatroom Chaos is also up on my page. Ginny goes on a date with Draco Malfoy, while Luna and Hermione watch nervously by the bar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Chatroom! reviews
Ginny is innocently chatting to Harry... or so she thinks. It seems that the anonymity of a pen-name has given certain pupils a lust for troublemaking... Sequels Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom and Chatroom Chaos are on my page. Please Rate and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Lonely Hearts reviews
Man wanted, for Quidditch, Pranking, Espionage and what naturally follows'- Bored in a detention with her least favourite Ferret, Ginny whiles away the time by drafting a Lonely Hearts Ad! My first ever fanfic, be gentle!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete