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Joined 04-16-07, id: 1262125, Profile Updated: 04-13-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: Alex. But that was given, so you really need nothing else. Except that my Japanese name is Naisho.

Age: Dirt.

Hobbies: Singing (YouTube as moonlove123), Dancing, Writing, Drawing (deviantart! Look for NaishoMoretoga!), and Acting (Theater).

Favorite Movies: Clue, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Shrek (all), DISNEY, Treasure Planet, Stardust, Legally Blond, and Pirates of the Caribbean (all).

Mangas/Animes: Full Moon, Full Metal Alchemist/FMA: Brotherhood, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender (amerime), DN Angel, Fruites Basket, Big Wind Up/Oofuri, and Kitchen Princess. (Many others that I can't remember.)

Books: Inkheart, Countess Bellow Stairs, Snow, and Rose for Melinda.

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, Reba, The Mentalist, Castle, Deep Space Nine, Stargate SG-1 (only!!), and lots more.

Me: Short, goofy, and easily pleased. At first I'm mellow, but can be loud. I love my family and my friends very much. I have my baby who is my cat, Tea. Please visit my best friend's page, my-dear-fangirl and my sister's page ava-bell-yan. Thank you for visiting mine!

You know you live in 2007 when:
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence

Utterly useless labels!

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(damn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(But this isn't regular soap, It's Dial you lier!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(And it will be cold after cooling I bet...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?...Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(Oh no, Cause I mean you wouldn't want to be drowsy after drinking sleep aid now would you?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(what's the third option? TIME TRAVEL?!)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(heheheheheheh...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(THAT'S what you use them for? I had no idea!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(I blame the parents for this...)

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please, God, have mercy!

Oh, please, let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU! (Quote from DarkElements10) A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail, and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this to your profile.

Not responsible for any shock, or spazz attacks that may accure while reading these stories. So, please, caution is adviced.

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You're The Only Exception by Clawsh reviews
CONTAINS HTTYD2 SPOILERS! After the battle with Drago and Stoick's funeral, the vikings decide to throw a party to celebrate not only their victory, but Stoick's life as well as Valka's return, Hiccup's new chief status, and Toothless' new Alpha status. While this sounds all fun and dandy, Hiccup isn't feeling much of a party tonight.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,055 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Ruffnut, Snotlout]
The Princess and the Pauper by Mk.Jones reviews
The daughter of a wealthy American family gets transferred to Ouran Academy. However, she refuses to attend and sends a maid in her place. The maid meets Kyoya under her assumed persona and they become close. Kyoya X OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/19 - Kyōya O., OC
Were It Not For You by elecktrum reviews
Beauty, I have learned since coming to Narnia, is not a thing to be judged on the surface. A pretty face and winning ways can hide an evil heart, and good conduct does not automatically equate to good intent. . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,061 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
The Switch Glitch: The Movie by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.Sequel to TSG. Ed's pissing off yet another shadowy organization. Al's in a dangerous battle he doesn't even want to acknowledge. Risty's singularly focused on finding Ed, since she can't remember anything else. Noa just wants to be normal. More lookalikes. More chainletters. An assassin or two. And a plot that puts Dante's schemes to shame. It's hard work for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,269 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
Roses and Rainstorms by SpiritedChild reviews
Story currently on hold until my hiatus ends itself. Stupid writer's block...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,277 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Kyōya O.
Falling Up And Other Wierd Things by Vampress332 reviews
Since the Titan's trip to Tokyo, Robin and Starfire's relationship has really started to take off. But something Robin's been hiding is surfacing and pushing him into darkness. Can the Titans save their leader? Or is it too late? Rated T for Trouble! 3
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Robin, Starfire
Sometimes Wearing The Mask Is Easier by Serenity's Ghost reviews
Sequel to 'Sometimes Heroines Need Heroes'. Sometimes loving a hero is a double edged knife. Was I strong enough to still be his friend or would I crumble without some facade to keep me together? Robin and Original Character, Cin. Season 1
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,883 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Fitting In by Supergirl501 reviews
She had never experienced a REAL school in her entire life, and she tries to fit in by being something she wasn't, but when an "accident" occurs, she'll have to live a double life, fitting in with a new kind of crowd. KyoyaxOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,551 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Linchpin by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
The Heroes of the world have a *BIG* problem when Robin - yes, Robin - is kidnapped from Gotham City Academy. The big deal, other than the obvious? He was Dick Grayson at the time!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Jason T./Robin II, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Sometimes Heroines Need Heroes by Serenity's Ghost reviews
I'm just trying to do my part. But I'll admit, sometimes I need a little help. A young girl just trying to save other people from crime has a harder time than superheroes at trying to be a hero. Robin and Original Character. Season 1
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Red Breast by Eve Royal reviews
The ABC's of a certain Boy Wonder. Haven't you ever wondered what makes him tick? Canon pairings, if any, with Batman references.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Robin - Complete
The Newest Member of Nishiuras Baseball Team by Casketta reviews
IS A GIRL? Full Summary Inside! Ayano just wants to play in the hardball league with her cousin, Sakaeguichi! But a bunch of the guys disapprove! Will she be able to prove them wrong? Mizutani x OC Futurefic Others Characters w/ Ayano
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Just For The Year by forgotten-fuyu reviews
Kairi goes to live in Japan with her cousin. She loves to crossdress and meets the Host Club. How long will it take the Host Club to realize Kairi is actually a girl? One already knows, will the others? So much can happen in a year, even in two months.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,120 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007
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Brush of Fate reviews
Shealese Mitchell is a selfish, broken girl who just wants the pain to stop. But we're told to be careful what we wish for, 'cause Truth desides to grant it- literally. Stuck in FMA, she has to face her demons and learn to live. Watch the clock!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Edward E.
Angel in the Moon reviews
Mayamaysa Yuki's mother disapeared when she was 7 and now her father has gone missing, too! Yuki now has to become a ninja to find her parents. Along the way she proves that her size doesn't mean she's weak. But why does Gaara get involved?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007