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Joined 04-21-07, id: 1262311, Profile Updated: 03-21-10
Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

NERD:

- Edward's Glasses.

Edward's shirt and vest.

- Edward's Nerdy pants.


Death Fairy

As Latin Lady Rose. That's how she looked before she became a Death Fairy. Her face is still the same though, so ignore the face in the other picture!

Isabella as the Death Fairy.

Life to Existence.

Edward as a Baby.

-- Bella as a Baby.

She was born with blue eyes. I know that it is strange, but almost all babies have blue eyes to begin with. They changed to brown as she grows, just so you know!

Psychedelic Life

- Bella's ring.

- Edward's ring.

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Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Little Lover's So Polite by pencildrawings reviews
Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,532 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5511 - Favs: 6,913 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5786 - Favs: 6,913 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4111 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cure by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
Edward is out at a bonfire with his friends on one of his bad days. When he sees the girl wearing the shirt of his favorite band, he's intrigued. But will she be enought to 'Cure' him? oneshot, short, fluffy, sweet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
The Sun Child 2 by lemonpotato reviews
Harry's twin brother is the believed boy who lived and Harry was thought to be a squib until he received his Hogwarts letter. Both he and his twin confronted Lord Voldemort in only their first year, what will happen this year? Sequel to The Sun Child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Soul Nexus by JadeSeraph reviews
Ginny Weasley was not all right after her first year - she pushed away everyone and everything that was important to her in her guilt and depression. But then, someone literally walked into her head and life and changed everything. A HG Epic, Harry PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 224,269 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Into the Night by unicornhime reviews
AU Set in the late 1800s from Edward's POV. Bella's engaged, but not to Edward, and when her fiancé betrays her in the worst way, Edward is going to make sure that justice is served. His style. Inspired by Rosalie's story. *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,739 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Roses and Mudbloods by Amiiix3 reviews
James sneaks up on Lily while she contemplates a rosebush, unknowingly pricking herself and shedding a drop of blood; one exactly like James's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Monster Within by vjd reviews
AU: What if Edward could not control himself and went to Bella's that day after school? What if thier relationship started with Bella being a vampire not a human? Takes place after Chapter One in Twilight. Review plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
The Sun Child by lemonpotato reviews
Harry's twin brother is the boy who lived. Matt has the scar he was in Lilly's arms after the attack. His scar was infused with light magic. Why is it then that Harry has all the power and is always saving the day, revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,349 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The Monster On Harry's Chest by Chaser921 reviews
In a missing moment from HBP, Ginny decides to draw a Hungarian Horntail on Harry's chest with her makeup. Based on a drawing by mudblood428 at A oneshot that observes Harry and Ginny's new relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Unicorn Child by mecury reviews
An abandoned child, raised by unicorns. seeing the world for the first time. A Marauder, prides in his adventures and clever pranks, dreading the day when he’d have to grow up. And then one day-“she looks so familiar…”not your typical LJ story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Unicorn Child by Felinity reviews
AU What if Voldemort had killed Lily and James Potter but only attacked Harry 3 years later?At the age of 4, after defeating Voldemort, Harry is alone and scared and runs away. He is taken in by a herd of unicorns. Will he ever return to "his kind" again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,509 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Harry P., Remus L.
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Psychedelic Life reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nerd reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
I think we should date reviews
All- human. A one-shoot with Bella saying no when Edward askes her out on her first day in Forks. BXE Fluff ; Just for fun, and will never be a full story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fluffy Cliche's! Gag reviews
I really don't like overly fluffy story's like these, so I made one myself. Please don't be too offended cuz I don't mean everyone. Some fluffy story's are good. But that doesn't mean I can't make fun off them ;
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dragon's Breath reviews
AU:Harry ran away from home when he was 6 after being abused, and was taken in by street kids. Only problem, Harry's got wings. Everyone thinks he's dead, but years later, he meets professor Lupin. After that, everything starts falling apart. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P.
Life To Existence reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead People reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Dumbo reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death Fairy reviews
AU:Twilight There is two universes.Earth and Lunaris.Isabella is a Fairy who has to close the connection and Kill Aro Volturi. Edward is oblivious about magic.He is sad and angry. Will he help her? No flames. It will be worth your time! Promise! *On Hold*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Rage reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry And Ginny at the Dursely's! reviews
Ginny wants to meat the Dursly's. James is almost Two and Ginny is pregnant with Albus. Harry is grumpy all the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ice cream! reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I dare you to reviews
ONESHOT:Bella dares Emmett to do somethig.Will he do it? If i have a lot of spelling mistakes it is because i did not send it to my Beta. I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scary Bella reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete