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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1262611, Profile Updated: 05-31-08
Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

Cassana-do


Hi hello, This is Cassana and Cassana has decided that it's about bloody time she put up some form of a bio for her FF.N page. Last time I actually had something, but the computer froze before I could save it, hence: My Procrastination...

Uh... here's a bit about me and my fandoms...?

Harry Potter
Harry/Draco (ultimate favourite)
Either H,D/Snape (or all three if I'm lucky...)
Remus/Sirius

Fullmetal Alchemist
Roy/Ed (second ultimate favourite)
Ed/Al (bit of incest lovin' never hurt anybody)
Ed/Alfons
Roy/Ed/Al ((why yes, I DO love to whore out Ed, thank-you for asking)

So... in case you were wondering, yes, I am a slash fan. What gave it away??

Uh, the VERY FIRST pairing I ever read, was in fact, Het: Draco/Hermione, and while it doesn't happen often, I DO get the occasional soft spot for them. But after like a week of reading, I discovered slash, and it all went downhill from there lol

Uhm... The more morally questionable, the better >_>

And that's it really :)


FanFic Extras
(A.K.A: me attempting to add unnecessary parts/things to my fics to make them look cooler..)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Highschool Never Ends
Links
Ed's Timetable (chapter 2)


I also have a livejournal for anyone who's interested :)

~ Cassana

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Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Erotica by Jelp reviews
Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Back Seat Anecdotes by fool.0 reviews
We," Kakashi gestured magnanimously, "are going on a road trip."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
A Ghost Story by Ljiljana reviews
Naruto makes a good use of a telescope. AU/AR, Oneshot, Voy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two of Us by If Wishes Were Blue Skies reviews
A collection of Elricestbased drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Touch of a Cold by tir-synni reviews
Hawkeye had a very bad feeling about this. Implied RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Freaking Sasuke by cutiechibi reviews
Update! This story will no longer be updated. This was my very first Naruto fanfic. I suppose you can enjoy it for nostalgia's sake, but my writing has come a long, long way! Check out the tumblr link in my profile to see more work from me :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold Hands by Wednesday Ghost reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto are isolated together in a training excersize, Sasuke learns that even bitter ninjas bent on revenge can fall in love, and Naruto learns that he can't trust his heart. Angst, yaoi, lemony later. [up: ch.4, the SasuNaru retreat!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
My Journey In Hell by gelfling reviews
On a normal day, Sasuke has died of lousy management. To the rescue goes Naruto! To save him from the demons of Hell, he braves old spouses, debtors, and flat soda! Sasuke's packing fire power to take on the devil! Shonen ai, swearing, strange humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2003
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Nine Months reviews
Yes, it's another one of those 'one night stands and one of them gets pregnant' stories. why add another one?... because they're just too damn good not to write! MPREG Harry's a little OOC in the first couple of chapters, but he gets back to normal..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Pregnant! reviews
Harry is normal boy who cant get pregnant...right?... boys cant GET pregnant, not even in this fanfic only girls... so how?-- Bwahaha!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High School Never Ends reviews
It was all dull! School was dull, the classes were dull, teachers and students alikeā€¦ dull, dull, DULL! .... That is, until HE came along... now my lif is a living hell....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Great Escape reviews
Can Edward make his way out of this one alive? or is it certain death?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Mustang's Desk reviews
You're a sick bastard, you know that, right' PWP i'm practicing my sex scenes! .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete