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Hey everyone!

My name's Katrina, but you can call me Kat. Or Blondie. ...Or the Mighty Blondness. or "You Crazy Blonde Chick!" I answer to all these and more. =)

I've written many unfinished fics and hope to write more. Though finishing them might be a start.

Right now, all my fics are Harry Potter...because JKR rocks..=)

I can't wait till Deathly Hallows pt1 in Nov!!!!

Now, more about me. (how egocentric) I like smily faces and use them often. ...=)

I also seem to have issues with capital letters, and often have to remind my self to use them,(stupid shift button, getting in the way my creativity)

I can't stand flamers, and anyone who flames my fics, or fics i like, or any fics for an unjustified reason will get an earfull.

I go through phases. For a while there i was strictly a Cannon shipper gasps, then i was all about D/Hr (one of my longest and most finished fics is D/Hr). and so on and so forth.

At the moment, I'm felling quite slashy..=)

I'm also going through a totally random HP/Twilight crossover phase, which is particularly odd, as I despise Twilight. I've examined my feelings and have come to the conclusion that its mostly Bella and her Mary Sue-ness as well as the lack of real plot that i dislike. I quite like Jacob and the Cullens characters.

AN: I also want to add a resposonse to a review i got a while back for A Second Chance with Fate - In ch1, this is NOT me May Sue-ing myself into the fic. You probably won't see this character again (except maybe at the end) I just thought it was kinda ironic as, being the author of this particular fic, I'm controling the fate of these characters...well...i thought it was funny...*looks away awkwardly*

Am always looking for a beta (as i don't have one). At the moment, all of my fics are un-beta'd (oh the horror, the grammer errors!!) So if you want to just let me know. =)

TTFN! (ta ta for now...if you don't know where thats from, shame on you. =) ..)

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Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,508 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 5,424 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Bound to you by kusanosakura reviews
A potions master brews a potion that gives wizards a permanent womb and doses three bent wizards without their consent. He chooses each; a pureblood, a Halfblood and a Muggleborn to test the potion. Dead Voldy. MPREG. Reposted up to ch 21
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,122 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 8,885 - Follows: 8,462 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,922 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beneath a Veil of Bitter Ice by gothraven89 reviews
It is the day of Loki's trial but all is not as it appears, and by the end of it Thor's world lays shattered . Thor will need all the help he can get, and who better to aid him than Earths mightiest heroes as he begins a desperate search for someone he thought he had lost. BADASS LOKI and GUILTY THOR AND COMPANY. REVIEWS ARE LUV AND ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,768 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
5 times Thor was traumatised and 1 time he wasn't by IberisGalloway reviews
My fill for the prompt: Loki saying (naughty) sweet nothings to Tony in the Old Norse language. Tony has no idea what it means. So he goes to Thor for help. It'd be funny if Thor overhears some of it!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The first year is the hardest by RainbowElfHeart reviews
if Godric had known having a child would cause this much trouble, he would have never had turned Eric.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
Enjoy the Silence by Jessica Scott reviews
Tony is left unable to speak after a spell hits him during battle. Inspired by the Depeche Mode song of the same name.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Throw Dirt in Your Sugar by ficlit78 reviews
Set in Who Are You, Really (06x01), this is a one-shot rewrite of Sookie and Eric's walk home after she staked Bill to save him. In the show, she throws him out and they never see each other again for the whole season. This story? Well. Let's just say it doesn't end with our pair on either side of the front door with their clothes on. No, sireebob. Dedicated to Brutalfreeze.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Funeral by California Kat reviews
Funeral is a True Blood story that picks up following Season 6, Episode 7. Nora has just died, and—at Bill's request—Sookie has brought Warlow back to the human realm. Will the death that surrounds them cause Eric and Sookie to choose life—that "other" life they could have together?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,678 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Radioactive by SunsetQueens reviews
After freeing the vampires at the compound, Eric flies into the air, leaving Pam and Willa with the others. But he finds himself drawn back to Bon Temps and something he's missing.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
At Least We'll Always Have Buffy by Secret Nerd Princess reviews
In a thousand years Eric Northman has never celebrated a birthday. His best friend Sookie is about to change all that and give him the gift of a vampire's lifetime. She might just get her own dearest wish as well. Rated M for some language. I don't own these characters, Charlaine Harris does. One shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Norseman's Women by valyria reviews
Following the events of the Season 5 finale, Pam turns Sookie. Eric/Sookie AU of season 6 with side Pam/Tara. No Nora or Willa. Angst with smut and a fluffy ending.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Eric N., Pam, Sookie S., Tara T. - Complete
You're Not Stubborn (Just Impossible) by Wordsplat reviews
Steve's an alpha, Tony's an omega, biology takes care of the rest. Right? Except, Tony's not anything like TV taught Steve omegas were-or like anyone else Steve's ever met, actually-and Steve should really learn to keep his mouth shut about that. Also, it turns out Tony's not too keen on the idea of alphas. Or Steve. Yeah, this bonding thing looked a lot easier on TV. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,199 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Truth in the Blood by DarkNightMistress reviews
Season 6, Episode 8: What might have happened if Sookie had walked in on Bill and Eric's fight after Nora died.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S., Bill C. - Complete
One and Only by Ali989969 reviews
2013 IWTS entry. Canon, post-Dead Ever After. Eric is in Oklahoma with his new wife and Sookie confides in a diary how she feels about her new "normal" life. The journal makes its way to the desk of the Sheriff of Area Five. Pam takes steps of her own to ensure that her maker has something to return to at the end of his two hundred year marriage. AU/OOC/HEA promise
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Eric, Pam, Sookie - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,567 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Phil's Harry by Kimpatsu no Hoseki reviews
What if Phil Coulson didn't die that day on the helicarrier? How do you ask? His boyfriend Harry saved him. This is the One-Shot story of Phil and Harry Potter. Very mild M/M relationship but is very obviously there. K rating just to be safe, K is probably fine. COMPLETE ONE-SHOT (however if more is wanted I might be convinced to do so)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Three Step Plan To Fix Steve Rogers by Tony Stark by dannams reviews
After the battle in New York Steve set up a great routine, that is until he's kidnapped by Tony Stark. Tony attempts to 'fix him' which will either end really well or spectacularly badly, JARVIS and Steve are betting on the latter. StevexTony with slash in the last chapter No IM3 spoilers
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Keep Me by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
The story begins well before vampires have come out of the coffin. Our favorite Viking happens upon a runaway, and his existence is turned upside down. With magic, intrigue and bloodlines mingling together, Eric finds that even he can still be surprised. *This is an AU, but Sookie's back story is the only one that has been really altered.*
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,386 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Will You Be Mine by Virala reviews
What if Eric was knocked out while protecting Sookie from the attack at Godric's home? What if she took it upon herself to suck the bullet out of him? Told from Sookie's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
One Jacket, one Moment by tinybee reviews
Loki and Harry meet and a relationship is formed, until eventually Loki leaves. They are re-united but under bad circumstances. Harry can't seem to fight Loki who, if he can't have servitude, wants to watch the world burn. Loki/Harry SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
A Viking on His Shoulder by California Kat reviews
One Shot: This is just a little comedy/parody I wrote to provide a "missing scene" from the Episode in Season 2 called "Scratches." This occurs after Dr. Ludwig has healed Sookie of the Maenad scratch and after Bill is dead for the day. What will Eric do when he finds himself alone with an unconscious Sookie?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The King is Dead by kardamon reviews
When Sookie feels Eric's alarm through the bond, she comes back to Merlotte's parking lot and finds him with Felipe, both of them captured by Sigebert. Only this time Sigebert is not in the mood for games and he stakes the king before anyone could stop him.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Eric, Sookie] - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 192 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 4,354 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Merry Almost Christmas by kelpie169 reviews
When you have 3 vampires who don't really get Christmas, you've got your work cut out for you. See how its turns out for Sookie and her crew. A Secret Santa 2012 fic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Hulk Knows by qwanderer reviews
Hulk watches through Banner's eyes, when he can, when Banner isn't pushing him down, blocking him out. - The Avengers movie from Hulk's perspective.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
All For Show by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Bewitched by Megan 74 reviews
Eric is determined to get Sookie at any cost. A little love spell should bring Sookie to him and humiliate Compton. But when things go very, very wrong can Eric find a way to win the girl and save himself from his own mistakes? E/S.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
This Delicious Solitude by Omi-Omi reviews
Draco is sent to investigate Harry's extraordinary carrots for the Prophet after whispers of cheating rock the world of competitive vegetable cultivation. But how's he meant to get anywhere when Harry won't even let him past the garden gate? Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Slowly, Still Surely by diagonfloo reviews
Drarry story. As Confidant, Draco is an important part of his best friend Pansy's wedding to George Weasley. Unfortunately, she neglected to mention that none other than Harry Potter will be standing up for George as his Confidant. Will they be able to "play nice" for their friends? Warnings for SLASH and EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's no I in Team by Fr333bird reviews
Auror partners, Harry and Draco, are sent on a team-building course to try and force them into getting along better in the workplace. Adult content. Not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by GabrielleBlue reviews
During the summit in Rhodes, Sookie and Eric complete their bond. Along with the new connection, feelings are exposed and long lost memories recovered. While Sookie wants to know more about the bond, Eric wants her back. Will he win her over? Sort of Canon IWTS 2012
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Houseguest by Madame Xela reviews
Harry gets to spend the rest of his summer at the burrow after an incident with his drunken uncle where a certain twin realizes that he wants Harry much more than a brother. SLASH HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., George W.
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 640 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Home Coming Surprise by Devine Justice reviews
AU. Pre- revalation. Sookie was raised by an adopted family in Sweden after her Gran died. When she returns to Louisiana she is in for a surprise when she encounter supes for the first time.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,193 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
The One True King by Shara Lunison reviews
AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Vows by Zarathustra46 reviews
Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn't supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.Chapters 8 - 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,752 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Offers by California Kat reviews
It's been a year since Sookie witnessed her best friend being buried & since she got an offer from Eric. She took him up on it. Now she has an offer for him. This story has been inspired by the Fangreaders Anniversary Writing Challenge.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,155 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Jingle Vamps by Honeypop reviews
Sookie visits Eric's house on Christmas Day, and insists on the Stackhouse family tradition of playing games. Eric finds some more entertaining than others. Fangy, fun-filled frolics, and festive fluff. Happy Christmas everyone!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
You Have A New Message by RheyaKelvin reviews
Post LDID. Fully absorbed by his computer database, Bill is completely ignoring Sookie. As cracks in their relationship start to show, a lonely Sookie receives a tech savvy gift from Eric. They both soon discover the meaning of 'CrackBerry'.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dreamt by Zero Skye reviews
Vampires can't sleep, however they can sometimes get sucked into another person's dream. And this happens to Jasper. And the person who's dream he's in just happens to be his true mate. SLASH! Jasper/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Visiting the Garden by Wylis reviews
Eric offers Sookie the chance to taste forbidden pleasures. Eric/Sookie/Godric
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 628 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Deaging Curse by htdcd reviews
When a deaging curse hits Harry & Severus, they have to grow up all over again...but is their past truly gone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,444 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Portkey to Nowhere by htdcd reviews
What happens when person s unknown trap Harry & Severus together on a desert island? Drama, drama, drama! And of course, Snarry goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Over the Rainbow by htdcd reviews
Enjoy literary allusions? Fan of Snarry? Then you'll love this one-shot of Harry learning there really is "No place like home..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Book of Bon Temps Sexual Mishaps Part 1 by Ficalicious reviews
A series of humorous sexual mishaps that are meant to make you laugh and downright cringe. We've all had those embarrassing moments during sex, so why can't our favourite characters?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Babysitter With Fangs by DDreads reviews
Eric has been assigned a task that even he knows nothing about in his 1,000 years. He finds himself enlisting the help of his favorite telepathic barmaid. Set after Season 3 ends. OOC AU
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,520 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Alive After Dark by Rebelina11 reviews
A common sense tale: The Queen chose a much more ideal vampire to watch over Sookie. She sent Eric, not Bill. Sookie's view of Eric wasn't marred by what Bill did. Come see what happens when common sense prevails. Lots of fun and new stuff. Rated M!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 69 - Words: 300,297 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Potions Personality by mrscakeakajane reviews
Ron wants to test a product he's 'borrowed' from the twins on Harry, hilarity follows, rated M for a reason, HOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Talk by True Blue Fool reviews
Draco realizes that Harry has lived a sheltered life and decides that it's up to him to fill in some of the blanks. Mentions of Snarry. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Clone A Willy by Mykala Klossovsky reviews
Eric sends Sookie a very unique and special gift. What will Sookie think of his grand gesture? Rated M for hilarious smut.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Fangtasia Stories by Honeypop reviews
Ever wondered what happens behind closed doors at Fangtasia? This is a fun look at all the Eric and Pam moments we never got to find out about or witness in the books! Spoilers through all books, including DR.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,461 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Eric, Pam - Complete
All that Matters by DreamsofPurpleRoses reviews
Harry leapt forward and latched onto him,thin arms wrapped tight around his shoulders,sobbing onto his chest.Sirius hugged him back.He stroked his godson's hair,never wanting to let him go again."It's so dark,Sirius."Harry whispered."Everything's so dark"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Perfect Mother by slytherin-nette reviews
The final TPG/TPW installment. In which Jaimee "Harry" Potter learns, once and for all, that all Malfoys really do get what they want. Even if, sometimes, they need to make a few mistakes along the way to get it. Hilarity, madness and family fun ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,573 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
No Day But Today by hitorisuko reviews
Non-magic AU. Slash. Mpreg. Harry looked up at the man who was supposed to be his father. He recognized him vaguely form the pictures Lily had burned to keep away from him and James. He wondered absently if the man knew the real reason she'd sent him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,662 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dating 101 by Texanlady reviews
Eric appoints a very important task to Pam. Pam, ever the faithful sidekick, sets about researching and teaching her Maker how to date a human. More specifically Sookie.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Pam and the Lord of Darkness by GoddessD reviews
Entry for the Snarky Sidekick Contest. It's the Lord of Darkness's Birthday and Pam and friends throw a costume party. When Dracula shows up, he is nothing like anyone expected. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Pam, Eric - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 344 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Makes Noise by Honeypop reviews
Eric has a few memory problems and gets into trouble with Sookie after Godric tries to offer some feeding advice. Don't worry, he'll make it up to her somehow. Possible S4 spoilers if you haven't read DttW or seen any of the teaser trailers. E/S, oneshot.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The Grass is always Greener by Iron Dragon Maiden reviews
HP/Twilight. It was an offer Jasper couldn't refuse. Either wander around or help this other world fight off an evil wizard. Since he's there, why not ameliorate his vampire existence and befriend that nice runt Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,686 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Gray Skies Are Gonna Clear Up by Mystewitch reviews
Set after the season 3 finale. This is my version of what happens next. Alcide keeps Sookie from leaving with the Fae, but she isn't as withdrawn from the vampire world as she would like. Soon Eric is calling her with an offer she can't refuse.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,175 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Love and Forget: These Loving Memories by Concubine99 reviews
Pairings: TMHP;SBRL;LMSS;BZDM;RWHG; Warning: Mpreg,-Other Warnings inside-. Harry's memories are gone but he's gained an imaginary life, three friends who have their own drama and a lover- a Tom who's known by the world as the Dark Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,869 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Return of the Stackhouse Six by Miral reviews
When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? Do bears love honey? Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 233,830 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hot for Tutor by inkling-grl reviews
Eric is successful, but has hit the glass cealing because of his language barrier. Can tutor, Sookie, take him to the next level in his career, or will she be too much of a distraction? Lots-o-lemmons rated M for a reason
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by freddimac87 reviews
What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If I meet the True Death by merick reviews
Sookie and Eric have a little talk in Sam's office. Inspired by a teaser for the August 22nd episode. And by request the story will continue with the development of their relationship and how they deal with the other Sups in their lives.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,044 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Communication by Blue Skyes101 reviews
On the night Dumbledore was supposed to die, Harry, instead of going to see Dumbledore, was driven to go see Snape by Felix felicis. ...at 3AM. Oh, dear. Written for the 3AM Challenge. Not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Three Lessons by UchiHime reviews
After the death of his mother during the final battle, Draco learns three important life lessons. DMHP pairing, but Blaise is a key character. Rated for implied sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 reviews
What if instead of dying, the Killing Curse sends Harry two years into the past into the Department of Mysteries? Will Harry be able to save those who died for him and destroy all the Horcruxes without Voldemort knowing or will he end up dead himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead, But Not Buried by FirstBloodContest reviews
First Blood Contest Entry. Canon. Eric tells Sookie about his first kill in defense of his Viking family, while she is recovering in hospital from her encounter with Rene.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
When The Future Died by SpikyStar reviews
He controlled the elements, it wasn't enough. He was the powerful light wizard, but Voldemort was winning. Fate sent him back. No Slash please read, future Harry going back in time! Slight AU- Retains older body. fifth year Grammer fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,275 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P.
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Consolation Prize by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
I can deal with that by Keikokin reviews
A short, fast silly romp of humor. A rip on Liar, Liar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Unexpected Results of Time Travel by DMHPluv reviews
Due to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Three Nights in Bon Temps by Texanlady reviews
Eric visits Sookie in Bon Temps during the three nights Bill is away carrying out the Magister's punishment.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The Rainmaker by Pagan Strega reviews
Ocean's 13 - After Roman helps with the Shuffle Royale, he decides the team needs a little magical help and calls on his old friend, Harry Potter. One-shot - SLASH. Nothing explict, but heavily implied, so no kiddies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ocean's 11 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Rusty - Complete
Letters for Sookie by hireable reviews
While Bill is away Sookie starts to receive love letters from Eric
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Transcends Time and Oceans by Meloremi reviews
The war has ended. Countless deaths on both sides bring sadness and joy all rolled into one. However, there is a light at the end of every tunnel and only those with the will to move forward will find that eternal light. Revised/fixed chapter order
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,983 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Scattered Minds by Lilith Duvare reviews
Not long after leaving Bella Edward – heavily drugged – stumbles upon one of the magical red light districts in America where he meets with a male prostitute named Harry who's nothing like he'd ever seen before. SLASH EC/HP One-Shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Slytherin Ties, and Teddy Bears by trexie reviews
AU. What would have been if the Potters had twins? What if Lily and James were not home that fateful night? What would happen if Harry was taken away and returned years later? Syltherin!Harry. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,433 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happiness by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Viktor Krum has always had feelings for Harry Potter, but never got the chance to act on them. AU SLASH Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In The Meantime by makesmyheadspin reviews
What if Bill hadn't been given the option of making Jessica, and instead was sentenced to 5 years in a coffin chained with silver? Just how long would it take for Sookie to fall to Eric's charms? AU & lemons within.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Overbooked by Keppiehed reviews
Molly Weasley knows better than to match Severus and Harry together ... but she just cannot resist. Written for Snarry-A-Thon. One of my rare funny ones, don't miss it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Change by storyspeaker reviews
Sometimes it's hard to believe change is about to happen - Harry's POV of the events in "Decision" - mention of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Revolution by LordAnarchy666 reviews
Sequel to HPatUC. There are many forces at work in the world; the most obvious ones are not always the most dangerous ones. Is there a greater Evil than the Dark Lord at play here? Who are our allies, and who are our enemies? Strong!HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Decisions by storyspeaker reviews
Sometimes you take looking into a mirror for granted - warnings mention of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Petunia D. - Complete
Hush, My Prince by GoddessofMadness reviews
Harry's in an abusive relationship...but not with who you think. SLASH! Mentions of MPreg. Old pen name JakesGirl2010
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Last Resort for a Muggle by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Petunia observes six-year-old Harry being abused by Vernon and decides to somehow take Harry to the magical world. Will she succeed? Rating because of mentioning of abuse. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Light from the Shadows Shall Spring by Pirate's-Rose9098 reviews
At the end of 6th year, Harry and the rest of Hogwarts takes solace and hope from a poem from LOTR.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Guardian by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Fred and George always shared everything . . . until it came to Harry. Fred's decided that he's keeping Harry as his. Will George support his brother, or resent Harry for coming between them? For Kamerreon's Extra Plunnies Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
The Father Who Wasn't by LayDCardinal reviews
Nine months and a few weeks after one pleasant night, Dudley did the only thing he could think to do. He called Harry. Has HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Longbottom's Solution 069 by Playgirl Eugene reviews
Because of a potion mishap, Harry and Draco landed into a hilarious situation. And to return, they had to what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
One Wizarding Summer by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 254,970 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
The Wrong Choice by The Unusual Suspect reviews
Starts in the middle of DH - What if Hermione left the tent when Ron had asked her to come with him? How will Harry respond? What repercussions will her decision have on the Wizarding World? Will All be well? Who will Harry end up with? Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,717 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
You Can Have Me However You Like, Sir by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry is Draco Malfoy’s newest assistant at Chic & Style, and has had a severe crush on him for years now. Can he get over it to actually get the job done? Or will he be doomed to suffer from it for as long as he works under him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Fortress Is So Strong by Prairie City reviews
In 1981, the two Potter sons had their fates switched, and Nicolas Potter became a famous face. But there are those who know the truth, that the real Chosen One was the younger child. The Slytherin. Now, two brothers share a destiny. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,716 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 356 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Defiled by xErised reviews
Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resurfacing by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Depressed and without direction in his life, Harry Potter goes on a sabbatical that leads him to the quiet town of Forks, Washington. CROSSOVER FEMSLASH SLASH Jasper Hale/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,777 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Big No Nos at Hogwarts by Pickle-c.o reviews
Ever wonder what muggle borns have to deal with at Hogwarts? HOw hard could it be for them to restrain themselves from not doing muggle jokes. Here is the Howgarts Guideline for muggle born students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
At the Lake by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry and Charlie are at the lake, smut ensues... with a side of fluff. CW/HP, because there aren't enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Scare Tactics by Ashvarden reviews
MF/HP. Meet the parents, Dursley-style: Marcus has a nice, pleasant conversation with Harry's relatives. Not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Firecracker by as-lupin reviews
Summer before HBP and Sirius is alive. After endangering both his beloved godfather and his friends, Harry has been very reclusive all summer. Can Harry's favourite Weasley cheer him up and make him see sense? HPCW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Life of Harry Potter and Hermione's part in it by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione recieves a birthday gift from an old man that changes her and Harry's world completely. another of the older stories written a while ago, I hope you enjoy it. r & r H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,421 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Uniniatiated's Guide to HP Fanfiction by Fitful reviews
A Guide to Reading Harry Potter Fanfiction. I had it on one of my live journals but apparently no one ever read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 534 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,926 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eighteen Who Saw Death One with a Friend by brainchild reviews
Death comes to everyone, silent and persistent. It's the extraordinary people, who greet Him without fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Thicker Than BloodRewrite by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer's Day by Sa-kun reviews
They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Pretending by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
It's easier to be someone else. To tell one lie that turns into another, which turns into another, which turns into something so messy it can never be undone. HPGW some HPFW, graphic lemony MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
For the Public Good by Blame Brampton reviews
Harry is loaned to the Muggle government after the London bombings. When his counterpart in Communications delivers evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,761 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To End in Serenity by Matt Silver 3k reviews
Who says the war was over? Voldemort created one more Horcrux and sent it back in time and Harry, Ron and Hermione, the Golden Trio, travel back to destroy it, doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HPOFC, RWHG, RLNT, SBPC. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,860 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Harry P., OC] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Padfoot, Docteur D'amour by Fibinaci reviews
Complete, Sirius thinks Harry could do with some female attention but his efforts lead to more than he might have been willing to bargain for, both for Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,341 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears reviews
Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn't do normal HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,794 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The One I Run To by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes safety takes on a strange meaning, but Harry always knew cupboards were safe. He just never knew that he would one day associate Snape along with cupboards and the safety and sense of security they always brought him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with romance, insanity, Slut!Draco, HPGW spats, Macho!Ron, Smart!Goyle, and some irate parents. Oh, and nude wrestling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry and his Little Advent Calendar by teddylonglong reviews
What if Voldemort didn't kill the Potters on Halloween but intents to come after them on Christmas Eve? Watch 17 months old Harry open his Advent Calendar every day until Christmas and try to save his parents. Will he succeed? Completely AU. A Childfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,105 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Brother Divided by Indie-Mod reviews
Harry Potter. Neville Longbottom. Violet Potter. All potential children of the prophecy. Believed to be Harry's brat twin, Violet, he and Neville are sent away to train at a young age. Then they return, Captains in the Wizarding Army. Not a slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
For The Greater Good by marietsy2 reviews
It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 771 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To Touch a Unicorn by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the City of Tents by shedoc reviews
Sequel to HP and the Soul Gems. Harry finds that Remus reappearance in his life tips off something of a domino effect. READ WARNINGS IN FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 701 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,074 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Jaded by lilyyuri reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves transported back to the time of the marauders after yet another fight. Now they have to blend in while trying to find a way back to their own time. HarryXRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,033 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
History by faelyn leaf reviews
Harry dies and has a conversation with the bravest man he ever knew. A goodbye letter from me to Harry Potter, ten months in making.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Back in the Day by undercloakkept reviews
“If I have to listen to another one of their war stories, I swear I'll fling myself off of the Astronomy Tower.” --- Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny drive NextGen wild with their reminiscing! A NextGen/Missing Moment Combo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,098 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 342 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry Potter: A Soldier of Misfortune by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
After fifth year, Harry knew he would have to make some drastic changes of he wanted to survive another year. With another prophecy looming and new friends to help him along the way, Harry will be in for an interesting year. Post OotP no HBP mild bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
God Rest ye Merry Gryffindor by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ailurophobia by thepragmatist reviews
In which Crookshanks traumatizes Malfoy and Potter is left to deal. PWP DracoxHarry Lem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherin Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
Sixth year at Hogwarts and Voldemort is no more. Lucius Malfoy after visiting his son, he decides to stay behind and attend a ‘Slytherin Night’. There he gets caught in the seduction of a mischievous Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Forgotten Wings by Naughty Kitsune reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Magical Creature Harry submissive and Veela Draco dominant. Harry's twin was proclaimed savior of the Wizarding World while Harry was sent to the abusive Dursleys yip! It's that song and dance again!. 1/9/2013 Go read my profile for an update
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,804 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Vanishing Illusions by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 497 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
The Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Bad Candy by Chelle Grey reviews
Hermione hates when she's wrong. She also doesn't get along with small children. Hermione soon finds out how far her friendship goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of the Past by PhantomTF reviews
Strange things have been happening around the castle. Could Hogwarts have a new ghost?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Work After Wartime by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. After the defeat of Voldemort, there’s still work for Harry to do: for example, helping Draco Malfoy overcome his water phobia. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Introduce Your Boyfriend to Your Parents by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, including epilogue. Hermione has asked James Potter and Scorpius Malfoy to write about their experiences as young wizards, one from a more relaxed family, one from a very traditional one. This will go well. JPSM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Oblivious by Novocain reviews
[“It throbs,” Harry whimpered. “Put me out of my misery, please. I’m begging you! Do you get off on torture?” There was a choked sound from Snape’s vicinity.] Wherein Harry is oblivious, Snape is horny, and Luna makes bets with Hogwarts. Humor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A mothers love by ladylaughalot reviews
What could have been... An insight into the relationship of Harry and Hermione, from Hermione's mother. It's not Canon, but it could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too. Vernon: happy? Petunia: angry? Harry: trusted? Dudley... a liberal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Return by seritha reviews
What happens if Lily and James didn't die that night? My take on it. Rating might change because of violence in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,615 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by tinuelena reviews
A pre July 21, full length, fan written Book Seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lord Convention by draco-is-the-punk reviews
Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Candy Mountain by LumpyKing-BowDownToMe reviews
Ginny and Luna want to take Harry to Candymountain. Based extremely off the video, Charlie : Candy Mountain from YouTube. My first fic, but with help from my sister 'CaramelBoost'. Parody of HP and C:CM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
And Things that Go Bump in the Night by The Treacle Tart reviews
When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Adventures by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, befriends people from all the houses, and is on his way to becoming the most powerful wizard in the world. Future Slash. Ron bashing! Will undergo major revisioning. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 206 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A World of Difference by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry Potter at the age of 5 runs away from Privet Drive, and in a fit of accidental magic ends up in a different dimension. Returning home, what's he gonna do? Manipulative Dumbledore, Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe. Crossover with FFVIII.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,954 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Incubus Anxieties by daemonfamiliar reviews
Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,612 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Diary by EvilDaystar reviews
Sequel to A Parent's Secret Gift. AU SECOND YEAR Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 244 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Forest of Mystery by Star Polaris reviews
An accident on the Hogwarts Express forces the fifth year Gryffindors to run for their lives to a strange forest where their lives will be in even more danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 78,335 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Love of Sanity by Elensaa reviews
AU. No HPB. Harry was kidanpped. Voldemort's body was found. Weeks later Harry turns up. And the downside is...he's insane. Can anyone help him? HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Beginning by blockedwriter reviews
Harry is brought to Hogwarts at three years of age by an unlikely Professor. Through the eyes of a student. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 398,027 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 276 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
After All by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Dumbledore decides that he’s had enough of the Dursley’s abuse and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight HPDM main pairing, HPLM noncon, HPSS implied. Beware the cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,996 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Scenes Deleted from the Harry Potter Books by Squigglyhopper reviews
Title is selfexplanatory. There were just parts of the books that couldn't be allowed for public viewing. Short parody, little snippets. Several slash jokes, but no actual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harrys Rap about Sirius Black by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
A short song I found on the internet....hope u like! Original Song By Tony Goldmark, to the tune of Baby Got Back! Rated for safety!R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hedwig, I Don't Think We're At Hogwarts Anymore by PotentialDarkWizard reviews
What does it mean when a twister hits Hogwarts? That it's time for a Wizard of Oz parody of course! A humourous tale in which Harry finds himself somewhere over the rainbow, and though everyone looks familiar, no one is who they seem!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,710 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
As You Wish by Darth Stitch reviews
A Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What do you mean Snape’s not a Studmuffin? by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Pansy P., Severus S. - Complete
Veritaserum Violation by Mystical Magical Me reviews
In The GoF, Snape threatens Harry with Veritaserum, what would have happened if Snape tried to carry out his threat? TRIED. Slightly AU. Part 1 of my Potter Outtake series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Kill by BeHiNdThEsHaDoWs45 reviews
Songfic. Harry is confronted by Voldemort. Violence, cutting, and hints of rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9150 - Favs: 10,660 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Closing the Door by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to 'Finding the Key'. I think Black is still alive. Severus thought he might forever regret those words. The wizarding world is in trouble again, only now Harry can't save them. SLASH HPCW SS?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 189,407 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Apparation by Because-I-Got-High reviews
1980. The order of the phoenix members are all called to have an immediate meeting due to an odd apparition of some sort that reveals what looks like the future… What happens when one of the hologram figures falls out of their time into theirs? SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,481 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Drunk and Victorious by Ariande reviews
An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There is Only Power by loralee1 reviews
AU Post OotP, possible HBP content but not HBP complient, No pairing.Independant Harry. Summer after 5th year edited 111606
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,134 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate by Liisa reviews
After Sirius' miraculous return from behind the veil, Remus, Harry and Sirius band together to correct the fatal mistake made so many years ago on that Halloween night. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,817 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Finding the Key by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter. No HBP. Severus Snape is no longer a spy and has officially acknowledged Harry Potter as his son. Just when it looks like things are getting better for Harry... SLASH HPCW .. !WINNER 2006 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 187,397 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unlocking Harry Potter by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! PostOoTP, PreHBP. Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,808 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4875 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Spirits in the Future by MillieW reviews
Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily tries to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And where is Harry? Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,725 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life by Delphina Evans reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present...8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life. You have been warned. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by bellerophon30 reviews
Complete. A 6th year story. Harry takes a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees, so he decides to declare his independance of Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and fight the war on his own terms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,280 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Invitation Only by jade reviews
One-shot. The great tradition, the Leaving Ball, an event that only occured when a Malfoy completed his seventh year at Hogwarts is a great Slytherin secret. At least, it was until Draco Malfoy decided to go out with a bang! This can only end in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by AoiGensou reviews
COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lies by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised. AU. Sequel to Truths. Sirius, Remus, and Harry lived in peace for nearly seven years. All that's about to end as the past comes back to haunt them. Starts at end of Harry's third year at Hogwarts. Pre-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,088 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
Numb by Anutheal reviews
OneShot, Harry saw something much different in Severus's pensive that night of Occlumency Lessons. Something MUCH different.Severus Snape's REAL worst memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Threadbare by Marine Galdeone reviews
[Complete] In his seventh year, Harry’s body is ravaged, his soul debauched, and his will to live worn thin. The strength he has relied on for years abandons him, and he is left torn. Broken. Draco Malfoy is determined to fix him, but if only he knew how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,328 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Requirements by Hopeakaarme reviews
The Room of Requirements is supposed to be able to give you anything you might need. Harry, however, needs no material things. He craves comfort, company, care, and calmness. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Chasing Harry by Passo reviews
{FINISHED!} Voldemort is dead. But Tom Riddle is alive... sixteen, alone, and in Hogwarts. Now it's up to Harry to befriend his former enemy. Will they find friendship or something else? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,801 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Eulogy of A Good Man by bleedcolor reviews
What words can you say when a good man has passed on?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Love Atrocious by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE HPSS] AU.Harry has been heads over heels in love with Lucius Malfoy, the SEXY and ARROGANT actor for the past 5 years. Too bad Lucius doesn't notice, but Severus Snape, snarky fashion designer, is going to SWEEP Harry off his feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,014 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Dogs and Quaffles and Hoops? by pal411 reviews
Sirius finally decides to give Harry THE talk yes its cliched but there's a twist to this one so give it a shot. Rating is because of references to sex. Reviews are welcome and thrived on. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Getting Out or Dying Trying by C. Night reviews
I, Harry Potter, am trapped. But by who: Voldemort or Dumbledore? I wish I knew the answer to that. Now I am just putting my magical skills to use and fighting to get back to Hogwarts, because this is a battle I win or... I die. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,307 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Scenes From Another Life by Atalan reviews
The night James Potter died, Sirius Black stopped to think, and three lives unfolded another way. One-shot, AU, SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Perception of Self by Shamera reviews
In his sixth year, Harry finds that the way he sees himself may not be the way that the world sees him. A story about eating disorders and facing your own self-image. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by MamaLaz reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Venenum Vinco Bane by Terion reviews
COMPLETE! After a Potions incident, our dear Potions Master ends up a changed man. Pranks, tiny revelations, and a little love follow...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,857 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Some Kind of Feeling by Maximum Poofy reviews
[reposted and COMPLETE] What if magic never existed? Harry Potter's life in a regular highschool, he's a nobody. Then comes Draco, making him feel like a somebody. warning: language and non-consensual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,152 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,977 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
much SLASH! Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love Potion #9: Neville Longbottom Strikes Again by mnemosyne23 reviews
When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off? Rated PG-13/R for quite a bit of sexual innuendo and a few dirty jokes ;-). Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/25/2002
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
A Second Chance with Fate reviews
The final battle has come. Harry has won. But at what price? Fate decides to give him something back. Time Travel! ignores HPB HGRW HPGW HPSS, Slash. Rated M for later chapters with slashy goodness. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
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