Joined 8/10/2019 at 2:10 in the bathroom. They were right! I do waste time in the bathroom!

Things I like and things I hate? I kinda feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future? Never really thought about that. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies.

I have no idea how this website works and I have no idea how the formatting works here. God my poor Microsoft Office 2018 Certifications.

Warnings for things I write?

I've got a bit of a mouth on me so if I ever write an OC they'd probably be like me.
Don't Expect constant updates for something unless I have a genuine idea of where to take it. I'll say something if I do.
I make a lot of 'brain-childs' so to speak so I might write random little stories that have no definitive beginning nor end and if I do I'd probably just put the ideas up for adoption. I'll probably say something when I eventually end up making one of those while drunk.
I have a weird sense of morals so don't expect things like that to be consistent in my works...this makes sense since morals are so flexible at the worse of times ey?
I mix my personal brand of philosophy into stories so take that as you will.
Err, English isn't my first language? I don't know how much of a excuse that is but I think English is actually like my third(?) language? My native tongue is a combination of whatever country my family would be from plus our native tongue. This is kinda weak though since I've seen people who say that "English is my first language" then completely flop at even writing a sentence.
I cuss a lot when annoyed or in shock.

Things I don't like:
I don't like stories where it is just all angst for about an hour straight. People, please. I only want to go through puberty and being a teenager once thank you.

I don't like tragedy stories because if it is literally labeled 'TRAGEDY' then you know someone that you are gonna form an attachment to is gonna die. Big surprise.

I don't like what has happened to the Dragon Ball series so maybe expect a story on that...

I don't like schedules...because I'm probably gonna forget about it...

I don't like planning out a story because I'll probably forget that I had a plan in the first place and just not follow it even if I did remember because reasons.

I don't like abandoning stories that still have life in them but I probably will anyways.

I don't like how most Assassin's Creed and Metal Gear Solid stories are yaoi. Look, I just wanna read about a badass doing badass things. I don't wanna read smut ;-;

Things I Won't Write:
No Yaoi, I respect your decision but don't shove it in my face. Also, fangirls I'm looking at you as well!
No Yuri, I respect your decision as well but seriously, don't shove it in my face. Also, fanboys, you guys...
No Lemons/Limes, I know its probably against some kinda rule on here as well so that goes double on here. Seriously, if you want some of that then go on r34 or something...or Ao3 if you're brave enough. God knows my sanity barely survives there as is.
No combination of the three above, no matter what, I will not write any combination of the three above. I can be at gunpoint and I still won't. It would be disrespectful.
No Overly Depressing Stuff, I hate reading depressing stuff that makes me cry and crap. I may write some slightly upsetting stuff or some that may reach this point but I refuse to write something that is just pure 'oh god my life sucks, someone shoot me' type nonsense. I like being optimistically negative.
No furries, Dear god, no furries. The closest I will ever get to this is maybe adding like some kinda animal transformation or something at the very very worst. Or digimon... Still not quite sure how I feel about little adorable animals becoming kinda sexy women... It's like Moemon all over again...
No Zoophilia! I can't believe I have to say this but no AnimalxPerson Pairing! Like none of that brony stuff! The dark web won't leave me! Even thinking of just Anthro weirds me out sometimes!
No Incest/selfcest/Dear god what are some of these pairings?! KushinaxNaruto!?!? WTF? WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?!? All joking aside, yeah no. Fucking your mother? Really? Just go watch some vanilla shit man. That or see a priest. I'm the last person who should be saying that to anybody and yet somehow I have the high ground.
NO HAREMS! I don't care if you're superman with a kryptonite immunity, I see no logical/reasonable way that a harem would ever feasibly work so put that in your pipe and smoke it Hiruzen!
No Underage (X) To quote the Joker from that ERB video, how about a little more pg and a lot less 13 yeah?

I also refuse to write stuff that is just constant failure after failure for the character. Reality is depressing enough, I have no desire to bring it into something I do for fun unless it genuinely fits. I prefer success rather than defeat. Albeit not everyone is going to be good but not everyone is going to be quite evil either.

Things I do like:
I like being positive and optimistic when it makes sense or works as humor.

I like humor but I'm quite bad at it so I'mma try still.

I like several different Anime, games, webnovels/light novels, and manga/manwha/whatever-everyone-calls-the-others.

I like to write about characters that are not the main protagonist specifically, even if it is just another protagonist from a different work taking their place (like crossovers.)

I like crossovers, genuinely, genuinely, like them. Not quite a fan when people put crossovers and say 'oh its only a minor crossover so it doesn't count' or they put so many crossovers the site here can't list them all and makes it sound like something out of Ao3 instead.

I like romance cause I'm a sucker for that nonsense, blame my cousins, they're all girls and they were who I grew up with I suck at writing it though, never been good with relationships. Too much heartache. Not quite sure how good I am at writing that, will find out in due time however...

I like family based stories because they are usually just fun stories that play quick and loose with the rules.

I like doing minor bashing when it makes sense because even the most careful people need to be called out on their bs sometimes. Myself included of course.

I like genuine feedback because well unlike some people on this site, I don't have a masters in english or nothin' like that, I won't be able to spout all this useless vocabulary about 'the intricacies of interpersonal relationships' and 'inserting proper brevity to increase the dramatics of event x' and that sort of shtick. Albeit I say that but I actually understand the overly flowery and extravagant language.

I like being called out when I do something stupid sometimes. It keeps me humble.

I have some kind of weird fascination with time travel and making people who are considered evil 'good' for my stories through some change in the world.

Writing:

1) Ehhh, kinda working on a semi-joke-ish story/oneshot on Naruto Shippuden/Boruto albeit it started as a joke but it is a little to serious for my liking. Bit long-winded too... In any case, it is Sasuke-centric. (I have lost this story since I forgot to upload it and it was on a device that now no longer works...)
2) I have a bunch of crappy romance stories in my backlog that just aren't completed since I know where to take it, I just don't know how to get there.
3) I'm probably gonna write a trashy crossover story in the coming weeks before returning to Rookie No More since I need more practice simply writing in general. (Had to bump this back since the world went to hell and then my brother died after things were calming down... goddamn it...)
4) I have a really weird crossover story cooking up with a bunch of notes but I'm not quite sure how to start it. Hell, I'm not even sure what universe to do this in. The only hint I am going to give is this: What three characters dislike their future selves in the Fate Series?

Things I will probably write a (few) story(-ies) for given enough effort and time...Don't hold your breath...:

Naruto (I grew up watching the anime and reading it. Not ever going to bother with B though.)
One Piece (I will Never be able to reach the levels of hilarity and tear jerking that This Bites! has inspired but I want to mess with the universe anyways. Don't worry no SI stuff.)
Dragon Ball Z (TEAM THREE STAR FOR LIFE! IT'S KRILLER TIME!)
Bleach (I really really want to experiment with either Kisuke or Kaien... without turning it yaoi for some reason... probably just gonna be a Gen fic...)
Fairy Tail (Kinda wanna experiment with throwing Natsu into KHR universe because everything there involves flames lol)
KHR (that hitman reborn anime, I absolutely understand why there is so much yaoi for this... dude is a legit sub for like so much of the series...)
Fate/Stay Night (Initially wanted to write more Archer aka EMIYA stuff but Gilgamesh and Cu Cuchulain amuse me too much. That and I saw that one cooking one and I really wanna see Cu and Emiya run a restaurant or something.)
RWBY (Mostly stopped watching after 3 so I'll be flying by the seat of my pants for this...)
Assassin's Creed (Look, there isn't enough crossover stories featuring either Desmond himself or one of the other more important assassins that isn't yaoi so...)
Metal Gear Solid (Not quite sure why there is so much yaoi instead of actual plot but yaknow, internet, so following the age old adage of 'if you can't find a story that you like, write one'...)
Skyrim (Finally got it on the PC so I modded it to hell and back. Probably have several hundred hours on it if you were to count total playtime on skyrim...)
Pokemon (I just find the relationships here adorable. Although time is hilariously ignored when it goes "Hey we knew each other as kids but somehow we're both still 10 after like a dozen movies, several specials, lots of time travel, and both tv and real life seasons!")
Yugioh *Although I suck at Dueling and I would probably just use the powers from the world instead of actually doing proper duels!
The Gamer *or at least using similar abilities! It sometimes gets absurd which amuses me to no end! Except there is a lot of math! Screw me!
Attack On Titan (Maybe not, a bit depressing No? Maybe the 2nd game though, I just beat it recently and I havent bought the new thing yet...)
Soul Eater (SCREW SOUL EATER NOT!)
My Hero Academia *Never actually watched this, I just like the idea of messing with Canon
Sword Art Online (Kinda wanna change/replace Kirito, bit whiny for MC FITE ME)
Trigun (I really wanna do something with this but I feel like I wouldn't do it justice...)
HighscoolDXD (God I have to describe how big someone's knockers are and HDXD sizes are so obscenely large they would break the poor woman's back and could be used as a bludgeon which is perverse but kinda funny...)
Digimon (Good world for a lot of fun, the pg-if-slightly-curse-filled kind of fun. Lots of Digimon still confuse the hell out of me though. Is it furry? Is it not considered furry? I mean for Sweet Mercy's sake, A dog turns into a cat that then turns into a sexy female angel. The heck am I gonna do with this? Not address the scantily clad digimon?!)
Nurarihyon no Mago (Always wanted to see a good full* story of this, hadn't found one.)
Infinite Stratos (I feel like there could be potential for an actual story here that doesn't focus on all the harem bits.)
Halo *I know nothing about guns except, point this way, shoot that way, and friendly fire is always an option when someone annoys you but using a plasma grenade is funnier. (For the longest time I've wanted to write a story about John instead of Master Chief; about the man inside of the suit itself.)
Marvel-Universe (I know more about spider-man than any other hero so...)
Inuyasha (Ok Inuyasha himself always annoyed me with how "I love you kikyo/Inuyasha!" then "I'm going to kill you!" right after.)
RosarioVampire (Oh god Harems, screw me gently with a cactus...)
Infamous (I've never played any of the games but I have seen gameplay of all of them... also second son doesn't make sense in the context of infamous since people across the ocean died too. How the hell does that work? 90% My ass...)
Prototype *I am just a dog...chasing cars... but literal. (Okay, so why did the second game happen? I played both but I'm still not quite sure what happened. Did I just skip a cutscene somewhere?)
Worm (Never read the original, not planning on reading the original, never going to read the original. I heard that it's good but at the same time from what I heard it's just a darker and more realistic take on the superhero genre. Meh. I still want to mess around with the universe and the characters though because that itself does seem interesting.)
Okami *Ammy is a goddamned pervert and no one will be able to change my mind about that. (Not sure where the little version comes from though... More time nonsense?)
Monster Musume (I am absolutely fascinated by the universe but if I ever do write for this it will not be on FFN as although I will not be writing smut, I refuse to risk things.)
Farming Life in Another World (Isekai Nonbiri Nouka) (If you recognize this, yes its basically harvest moon but its a harem. Won't be really diving into the harem bits but again, I like the universe and I feel like it would be really funny if someone unlucky got dropped here.)
Familiar of Zero (Lots of harems on this list... still, again I am interested in this world and some of the characters. There seems to be some potential for shenanigans there.)
Kuroinu (Going to catch a lot of flak for this but this world, even though it is what it is, has a lot of potential. The world is at war, there are a lot of criminal elements, there is room for romance, drama, action, subterfuge, betrayal, etc... I will however cut back on some things because I have to draw a line somewhere.)
Devil May Cry (Can't believe I forgot to list this but I absolutely adore things that feature the two brothers working together...even if they do try to kill one another on occasion...)
Avatar The Last Airbender I also said to use spirit magic and made funny noises! (I am fascinated by The Blue Spirit and The Painted Lady and as such I will likely do a story on that eventually just because I want to piss Sokka off. Also Korra lost a lot of the 'magic' that ATLA had to me so don't expect much from that.)
Dark Souls (and Bloodborne) (I just really want to experiment with this by taking either the Chosen Undead and the firekeeper or The Hunter and the Doll and putting them in another world.)

Note: I still have no idea how this website works. A lot of the rules are either oddly specific or overly ambiguous. Also, a lot of the rules aren't exactly enforced that much. Either way, I'm still confused. Also, if you are ever trying to reach me by PMs and stuff... don't hold your breath. I don't really read them very much if ever. I can see them of course but I like just watching that little number go up.

Bonus: I don't actually have a problem with Yaoi or Yuri because that's just a facet of life but when EVERYONE suddenly plays for the home team out of nowhere, then I have problems because that's not being true to reality anymore. That is literally doing something to make you seem 'accepting' and whatnot instead of trying to write a proper story. FFs, DEADPOOL of all things did it right. 'Hey there are these two people, they love each other, so what.' End. That's it. That's how you do representation. You make it Normal and you don't raise a big deal about it. For fanfiction, I get it, people write what they want... even if they want to make everyone play for the home team out of nowhere although it really wouldn't make sense in a society like Naruto where passing down one's bloodline is the most important part. In something like One Piece it makes a lot more sense since most crews are all-male and you spend a lot of time adrift...