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Author has written 1 story for Inspector Lynley Mysteries.
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Clash of the Conjurers by llorolalluvia reviews
In a world where the mere flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane on the other side of the globe, can one simple glance save a man's life? When Hermione and her professor are forced together against their will, can they overcome their differences, find order amidst the chaos, and save the Wizarding World? not Cannon compliant. Rated M for sexuality and violence. DUBCON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 72 - Words: 297,915 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Slave's Girl by inkpaperlove reviews
Things change. People change. Two people are thrust together in a set of dismal circumstances. Both shackled. Both yearning for freedom. Will they seek solace in each other, or force each other away as the stakes are raised and they have to pay the ultimate price. Rated M for language, sexual content, and violent scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,154 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something for the Pain by FictionCannibal reviews
When Hermione is captured by Snatchers during her adventure with Harry and Ron, she is brought directly to the Dark Lord. When Snape intervines and ultimately saves her, the Dark Lord casts a curse on her as a gift to Snape. Every muscle in Hermione's body begins to ache painfully. Snape is the only one who can cure her... By turning her pain, into pleasure. PostHBP, EWE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Purple Passion Potion by melusin reviews
Hermione gets more than she bargained for while helping a friend in need.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Collision by anne-writes reviews
HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Delicious Punishment by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione is caught being naughty in potions class, and it's up to Professor Snape to punish her. Pure smut, with the bare minimum of plot. HG/RW and HG/SS. Warnings: lemon, non-con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What the New Year Brings by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. How you spend New Year's Day determines how you will spend the rest of the new year. Looks like Sakura has one hell of a new year ahead of her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,675 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wishes & Horses by Tricki reviews
Lynley and Havers go horse riding.
Inspector Lynley Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Barbara H., Thomas L. - Complete
Private Lessons by All.You.Really.Need.Is.Love reviews
Snape is tutoring Hermione in certain 'subjects' as they both struggle survive in troubling times. Smut and plot in equal amounts :P Please r&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
FINALLY by Phoenixinfinity reviews
A BAD START TO A DAY AT WORK YIELDS SURPRISING REVELATIONS FOR LYNLEY AND HAVERS.
Inspector Lynley Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Thomas L., Barbara H.
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Musings of a Troubled Man by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Oneshot Post AWE; "They say she was able to utter a few words before she died." J/E Implied. A collection of Jack's thoughts on Elizabeth from his POV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Splintered and Broken by A plus reviews
He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At The Shore of The Heart by neelix reviews
Hermione Granger recieves a special patient onto her ward at St Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Claim The Maiden's Kiss by neelix reviews
A dark figure lies in wait at Hermione's house. She arrives home to a surprise she certainly wasn't expecting. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
5 yrs post-war: roughly canon-compliant except Snape survived, thanks to a certain Gryffindor brunette. Now they are working together on ways to reverse damage done by Dark Arts. And their relationship is... complicated. HGSS, M for late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,327 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss My Eyes & Lay Me To Sleep by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
AU Sparrabeth Post AWE:“It’s a shame not every evening can be spent like this.” A story of one of the nights spent between Jack and Elizabeth throughout the 10 year span. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Walk by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
“And what if I don’t want to forgive you? I could very well take what I want without asking.” Mid AWE; Elizabeth tries to make amends with Jack. Song-fic. Rated M for sensual situations. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5427 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Beneath by shitakemushrooms reviews
KakaSaku. He married her, made her miserable, and pretended to love her. Eventually, he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,784 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Improvised Innuendo by J-Pop Princess reviews
Kakashi is now the Hokege, but running a village isn't all it's cracked up to be with endless paperwork and being stuck behind a desk all day. When Sakura walks in while still in her disguise from an undercover mission, things are bound to get interesting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,169 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Defamation of Character by looneyluna reviews
Realizing that the characters of the romance novels his students read in his class are based on himself and other members of the Hogwarts’ staff,Severus Snape sets out to find the author. Hermione Granger is a freelance journalist and parttime author...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Some Light Reading by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,032 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Becoming Familiar with a Man of Misery by Ms-Figg reviews
A reluctant Severus Snape is ardently pursued by Hermione. A few tantrums, hexes, nasty spells and wellplaced knees later an understanding is reached...sort of: RemusOFC too. Yummy. Alternate Universe, Humor, Lemons, Oral, Anal, More.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 253,686 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Kitchen by PockyPhoto reviews
KakaSaku twoshot collaboration with MahiMahi! Sakura goes to do some grocery shopping, but comes home with a guest and a new treat in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Unforgettable by looneyluna reviews
Severus and Hermione must suffer the effects of a Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes experiment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,464 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tension Break by Elizabeth Gordon reviews
Hermione works as Snape's assistant, and they've both had a rough day. Oneshot complete, rated M for mature themes and mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Whalesong by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
A Sparrabeth oneshot, set in a hazy time period. Might be during DMC, might not. Ergo, no real spoilers. Summary summarily butchered by author in an attempt to describe it without saying too much.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dervish by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
A night in Tortuga, a row with Will, and a rather drunk Captain to watch over Elizabeth. JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Captured by Birchwood29 reviews
Snape captures Hermione to use her as bait. What happens when his plan goes wrong and he is forced to keep her in his house?COMPLETED! SEE SEQUEL, BEING MRS. SNAPE...Hmm...I guess that's a spoiler alert...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All Secrets Sleep in Winter Clothes by enlightenedkitty reviews
[Complete!] When Snape, ever the bastard, is exposed as a spy, top auror Hermione is sent to Hogwarts to protect him. But meanwhile, Harry's behaving erratically, Draco's slimy as ever and Ronald Weasley desperately needs a woman. HG&SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,769 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
TwentyFour Little Hours by Severusgirl reviews
The final battle rages. Hermione is captured & thrown in a cell, only to be joined a short while later by Snape. They have to endure unknown hours in each others company until the ultimate battle ends & their fates decided. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,811 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing, Sir reviews
'The touching always came more freely to him when he was emotional; happy or sad. He seemed to have no scruples about touching her -no pun intended- at work. She had hardly ever laid a hand on him, but he was a different story.' After the 6th series. L/H
Inspector Lynley Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Barbara H., Thomas L.