Author has written 19 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Tomb Raider.
Profile last updated July 28th 2009
-My story, Recruitment, has recently been added to the website 'Best Anime Fiction'
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: I have disabled anonymous reviews on my stories because I've completely had enough of people reviewing my stories to say harsh things, mainly that have nothing to do with the story itself. The funniest thing is these people always review anonymously. Flame me some more for hating on all of you for your 'constructive criticism', but I don't really care. I've had enough of it, and people like that are the ones that are tempting me to leave this website all together. Just get a spine for God's sake...
Okaaaay! Ya can call me Reno, 'no first name, no last name.' Don't ask me what my real name is, coz from now on, I ain't tellin' no one. I live in England, an incredibly boring country. My life is made a little more exciting though as I never know what shit I'm gonna put myself in when I wake up every morning. (I'm not a pessimist, I know I sound like one) If you would like to email me my email/MSN is : firstname.lastname@example.org
Someone once asked me, a very long a ago, why don't I ever put 'yo' on the end of Reno's sentences? So I decided to finally explain why. I'm surprised how many fanfiction writers actually use 'yo' because I believe it's actually innaccurate. In the Japanese version of Advent Children, Reno says 'zo-to' on the end of nearly every sentence, which has no accurate english translation. It was then said that the nearest translation was 'yo'. But really, in Advent Children, or Final Fantasy VII, Reno never says 'yo' at all. If I was writing in Japanese, I would say 'zo-to' but as I'm writing in English, I'll stick to the english Reno thanks. It's just like when people are writing anime fan-fics, and they put random Japanese words in their speech, it bugs me so much. Hello! This is an ENGLISH fanfiction, don't mix it all up.
To all of you that do make Reno say 'yo' I have nothing against you! Please don't flame me for answering a query. XD
If I asked any of my friends to describe me in three words they would mostly say : sarcastic, cocky, hyper... If I asked certain friends the same question, they would say one word : Reno. I have a very Reno-ish attitude to everything and one of my friends even has a go at me at least once a day for being sarcastic. I swear a lot, even to my teachers who mostly chose to ignore it, except one...
I get a lot of people telling me I look like Reno as well (despite being a girl) so one of my friends started calling me Reno for a joke. Now it's stuck and was taking the piss and called her Rude. That has also stuck. The result? People think I'm weird. XD
YAY another two people have started calling me Reno... and random people come up to me and tell me I look like him... LOL
Okay, so I'm putting more in my profile, coz I wanna share my amazing life with you people! Jokin', it's half past 10 at night and I'm bored out of my mind, that's why I'm doing this...
I didn't set out to do this, I'm quite surprised how successful this has been actually. One of the reasons I did it though was the lack of RenoXElena fanfiction I saw. Me being an extreme RenoXElena fan, I tried to make up for this. A few people have told me I have, so I'm happy. The first chapter of my first story was the result of a very boring, very long biology lesson last year... I really can't remember how I ended up putting it on here, but I'm glad I did.
AND, I make videos on Youtube as well! (I don't mean to publiscise myself... what am I talking about?) http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=TLAURAY
QUOTE TIME! I don't usually do this, but I want to!
"the car won't move as easily if the handbrake's on..." Some randomer in my PHYSICS class, yes physics, thats why it's funny.
"haha, got you motherfucker! you ain't the shizzle now, are ya!" Me when I finally managed to HIT Sephiroth on KH2
"lookin' at you is makin' me sober." Reno Final Fantasy VII, I love that line so much XD
"whoever said nothing's impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door." No idea where this came from, but it's funny
"hakuna matata!" Timon and Pumba! Wooo XD
"you have the attention span of a maggot on dope." someone to me I forget who said it to me. I used this in a story I think
"shut up and talk to me!" me to my friend (rude)
"holy testicle tuesday!" No idea where this came from, it was on a KH parody video on YT
"Miss, you should read my coursework, it's so good!" Me too my French teacher, who was obviously going to read it anymoo.
"Come out you evil parsnip!" Me to Rude, I have no idea why I said that
"Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream." Scotty Evil from Austin Powers XD
"Onions in the peas? What the hell?" Homer Simpson
"I'm not a complete idiot, there are some parts missing."
"If I cared what anyone thought, I would have died my hair black a long time ago." Ichigo from Bleach
"I was just lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory"
"What will you do when you have kids? You'll lose them."
"Nah, I'll tie 'em to the radiator or somethin'" - conversation I had with Rude lol
"Your mum is so stupid, she took a jigsaw back to the shop 'cause she thought it was broken"
"I resent that..."
"I resent your face."
"Mark my words, cretins - my vengance shall be huge, like the size of my head! My brilliance is unparalelled, but I always lose, for I am DOOM!" - Johnny Storm - F4 World's Greatest Heroes.
Ben: "We're the same height, genius."
Johnny: "Yeah, well... so are you!" - Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm - F4 World's Greatest Heroes
"No way... he just ate my hair." Zack Fair - FFVII Crisis Core... this line will stick in my memory forever XD
"I love the smell of Pumbaa in the morning." Timon - The Lion King 1 1/2
"Pumbaa, only chickens lay eggs, and whatever kinda chicken is in that egg, you are not, I repeat, NOT it's mommy" -Timon - Never Everglades
THAT'S ALL FOLKS! All I can think of for now anyway!
Eyes: Dark Brown
Age : 20
Birthday: August 12th
Likes: Reno, Johnny Storm, Zack, Final Fantasy, the color red, dreams, sunsets, hot places, rainbows, beaches, summer, listening to new music, being with friends, writing, drawing, cheering people up, being a general retard XD
Dislikes: Attention seekers (get over it), people telling me to cheer up when I'm perfectly happy (I don't need to smile all the time), vegetables, people who copy me, bad weather, sluts (AKA most of the girls at my school)
Favourite Music : Evanescence, Kenny Loggins, Katrina and the Waves, Bryan Adams, DJ Sammy, Utada Hikaru, McFly, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simple Plan, 44, Angels and Airwaves, Blink 182, All American Rejects, Bon Jovi, Cascada, Sugarcult, Eminem, Enrique, Jem, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Take That, The Fray, Justin Timerlake, Nelly Furtado, Rihanna, Switchfoot, Skillet, Jesse MacCartney, Noah and the Whale, The Notwist, Greenday, Breaking Benjamin, BarlowGirl, Sweetbox, Anastacia, The Corrs, Culture Club, Tina Turner, You Me At Six, 30 Seconds To Mars
Favourite TV shows : The Fantastic Four - World's Greatest Heroes, Scrubs, Red Dwarf, The Vicar of Dibley, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Dragonball Z, Bleach, X-men/Evolution, Spongebob Squarepants, Drake and Josh, King of Queens, Two and a Half Men
Favourite Films : Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children (Complete), Fantastic Four 1 & 2, Just My Luck, Spongebob Squarepants, X-men, Shrek, Harry Potter, Sleepy Hollow, Austin Powers, The Descent, Footloose, Push, Marley & Me, Thor, The Avengers
Favourite Color : Red or Turquoise
Favourite Game Characters : Reno, Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Yuna
Favourite Pairings :
Final Fantasy VII : RenoXElena (My all-time fave pairing), RenoXRude
Final Fantasy VIII : SquallXRinoa, IrvineXSelphie
Final Fantasy X : TidusXYuna, LuluXWakka
Dragonball Z : GokuxChichi, VegetaxBulma, VegetaxGoku
Well, know you know a little more about me. Here is a list of Fanfics I am currently working on, and their status:
You know what? I HATE flamers. There is no place for them on this website, or the internet at all. I wouldn't say I've been flamed as such, but I've gotten a few reviews recently which have just basically said 'this is crap' in slightly more polite terms. I mean, how useful is that? Critisism is a very loose term it seems...
Please if you're going to review my stories, don't give me a pointless review. If you don't like it, I don't much care, that's up to you, but don't say I suck just because you don't like the subject or plot.
Dry Ice: (Sequel to The Reno Diet) Join the Turks as they discover the truth behind Reno's drinking habits. Humor RenoxElena
Slither: (Lithium Part II) When Rude is pulled forwards for a new job, he gets the feeling that the man he is working with is a lot deeper than he seems. RenoXElena. Rated T for swearing, self-abuse and drugs
Street Trash: One helping hand out of the hell-hole was all he needed. Drama/Friendship... set when Reno was young.
Time: Time can change a lot, as Reno and Elena soon learn. After all, two years is a long time. Romance/Humor
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