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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1263087, Profile Updated: 06-07-13
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Kushiel's Legacy series, and Twilight.

Soap is my dog's name. Don't ask - he just looks like a Soap!

Reviews are always welcome, and suggestions are absolutely taking into consideration. Thanks for stopping by!

Don't know where I heard this little quote, so if it was from you, tell me:

Harry: You're a werewolf?

Remus: Yes.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?

Remus: Yes, that too.

Harry: . . . What?

Remus: Oops, I've said too much...

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Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,020 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Back from Beyond by Chrystal Slara reviews
What if certin people could come back from beyond the Veil? Starts off right after Harry drops the Stone in the forest. HGSBHP. mentions RLNT and HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Returned by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,700 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sinews of Thy Heart by Amarielle reviews
The war altered nothing at Grimmauld Place. The house stayed the same, but its inhabitants changed. Against every natural law, Remus Lupin found a place where he belonged inside one of the largest hearts he'd ever known: the heart of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Revelation by freudian fuckup reviews
Remus Lupin is very tired and sore, and not nearly as annoyed as he'd like to be that one Sirius Black will not let him bloody sleep. Slightly angsty, first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Intangible by Lady Bracknell reviews
She’s not sure why they’ve kept it a secret, this. They’re friends, aren’t they? Would it really be such a scandal if people found out that after meetings, sometimes they came back here, listened to bad music, got a bit tipsy, and talked about James? SBLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sirius's Problem by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a very large problem but he doesn't have the time to do anything about it ... how will his day go with this problem in his way? Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ready or Not by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Let me be all moody and depressed for a moment, please. I've just made a startling discovery. [Remus returns Sirius's feelings. MWPP. Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If I Get There by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
I'm making it up, right? Sirius...I mean...it's not...it's not me, is it? [Remus figures out Sirius has a crush on him.] [MWPP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Seeing what I see by FairlightMuse reviews
a wedding night as viewed by a voyeuristic painting. Marriage law inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Torn Apart reviews
When Sirius Black was taken to Azkaban, he left someone behind. After his escape, he and the woman he loved struggle to put their lives back together, with many complications along the way. See the events from GoF to HBP from another point of view. Sirius/Emmeline Vance. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sirius B., Emmeline V. - Complete
Temptation reviews
After Edward abandons Bella in the forest, Jasper knows he needs to prove to himself that he can control his craving for human blood. But can he control his craving for other things as well? Dark, Angsty, Smut. And a bit of blood drinking, because honestly, what fun are vampires without it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Learning Experience reviews
Lily Evans would like to learn about her body, to experience what the other girls her age have experienced. She needs a teacher. Who better to instruct her than the notorious Sirius Black? One-shot. Smut with plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Forgive Me reviews
Set at the end of Kushiel's Dart, this story is told from Joscelin's point of view, an attempt to capture his conflicted feelings: his love for Phedre and his vow to Cassiel. One-shot.
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Hot and Cold reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black come from different homes, different backgrounds: one craves love, the other doesn't even know what love is. How will they end up together? SBRL. Slashy smut in later chapters - be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Kickin' It at the Top reviews
Marauderera. Follows all of our favourite characters. JamesLily, SiriusOC, LuciusNarcissa, and a smattering of LuciusBella, and SnapeLily. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 56,703 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
Rediscovering Old Skills reviews
Hermione's relationship with Ron doesn't work out, and in her new-found freedom and independence, she decides to sign up for a self defense class. But who should she meet there but her old Hogwarts nemesis, Draco Malfoy? D/H. Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,363 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret reviews
Sirius and Regulus are enemies at school, but at home, they're something else. Regulus is there for his brother when it gets to be too much . . . Rated M for a reason. Slash, Incest, etc. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
He Wants Him reviews
It's the train ride back to Hogwarts, and he wants Him so bad he can't think of anything else. And so he kisses Him. Slash. Smut. Very, very inappropriate. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Better Man reviews
Remus and Sirius are drifting apart. Angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Turnaround reviews
A girl magically gets transported to the Wizarding world, and yet somehow, she knows how to fit in. She is also beautiful, and in love with Sirius Black! Like, whoa! Also, a songfic to Total Eclipse of the Heart. please note sarcasm in summary...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
It's Real, It's Love reviews
A look into the real life of Lily and James Potter on an average night. A little bit smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Unusual Triangle reviews
When Sirius, Remus, and Hermione all live in the same house, trouble is certain to ensue. What will happen when these two ohsoeligible bachelors realize they both want the same thing? AU, Lemony, Smutty, not appropriate for younger readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
I've Always Pretended That It's Him reviews
His thoughts are consumed by the werewolf. James always thinks of Remus, even when he's with her. Smut, Slash, you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
It Happened One Day reviews
Sirius once kissed me. I've thought about it every day since. Please, Sirius. Kiss me again. RemusSirius slash! Very smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Discovering Hermione reviews
Sirius finds Hermione in a compromising position and can't stop thinking about it. When she comes to him at night, he can't say no. Hermione is not a minor due to Time Turner use, but stay away if it makes you uncomfortable. SBHG Smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Are You? reviews
The third in my series of DracoGinny oneshots. Harry is suspicious. Draco makes a confession. Quite smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
When Lucius Takes Control reviews
A missing scene from my Marauder era Kickin' It at the Top. Takes place about midway through Chapter 3. LuciusBella smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Piano reviews
Another DracoGinny oneshot. Sequel to I'm Married, You Know, but it's not really necessary to read that one first. There's a soiree at the Potters' house, and Draco's mind is only on one person. What happens when he gets her alone? Smut, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
I'm Married, You Know reviews
Ginny is married, but still keeps a healthy affair going on the side. What happens in his office once a year? Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
We Should Do This More Often reviews
In which Sirius lives at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, and has a particularly close encounter with Hermione and Remus. Quite AU, and not at all appropriate for younger readers! Lemony!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete