Author has written 15 stories for Inuyasha, Harvest Moon, Naruto, Animal Crossing, Death Note, and Kingdom Hearts.
This is the profile of the author formerly known as White Haired Teen. Since I'm legal majority now where I am, I decided to change my username to something more appropriate. I just love it though, how it sounds small, but I'm 5'8" (which is tall for a woman). And yes, I am changing my picture every other week. This time it's Twilight Sparkle. Oh, and here are the links for the pictures to The Strawberry King:
The Strawberry King:
So I guess it is now time to say a few thing about myself.
For starters, I will not say how old I am, or where I live, for my own protection. Second of all, my favorite colour is blue. I also like the colour red. AND MAGENTA!
Politically Correct Fairy Tales
(Anything that Gordon Korman wrote)
The Outsiders (Doin' it for Johnny!)
Modern Tale of Faerie Series (Valiant was the best. And Studio Gihbli should totally make the movie. It's trippy enough. Sad thing is though, is that MTV has it, and is putting it through development hell. And is probably going to be put through the sparkly vampire filter.)
Favorite Movies/T.V. Shows
The Dark Crystal
Spongebob Squarepants (newer seasons aren't as good though.)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pink Floyd The Wall
The Big Bang Theory
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Favorite Video Games
The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask (even though I'm too much of a wimp to play that one XP), Twilight Princess, Windwaker)
Harvest Moon (Save the Homeland, A Wonderful Life: Special Edition)
Kingdom Hearts Series
Luminous Arc 2
Return to Labyrinth (Seriously! They made a comic sequel to it!!)
My Favorite Characters
Rock Lee (Naruto)
Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket)
L (Death Note)
Near (Death Note)
Mello (Death Note)
Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)
Penny (Big Bang Theory)
Rock Lee & Haruno Sakura
L & Misa (Opposites attract. Don't hurt me.)
Ed & Winry (it's also canon)
Ravus & Val (because Ravus is honorable, and Val is valiant. And it's just so awesome!!)
Sheldon & Penny aka SHENNY! (although for me, this is one of those where there has to be character development. I probably like it for the same reasons I like L/Misa.)
Roses are blue, violets are red. I have to go to the bathroom. ~ Patrick Star
The Ugly Barnacle (Patrick Star)
(Anything that Hatsuharu said from Fruits Basket)
Sorta Cinderella (Fruits Basket)
That story about the guy and his sweater in the haunted house (Fruits Basket)
My Best Friend (the one who brought me back)
That One Guy who threw his shoes at bush.
that one family from that commercial who put a whole stick of butter on whatever it was they were eating
The guy who invented toilet paper/flushable toilets.
Favorite Quotes (it was getting too damn long)
My Sis: What sound does a slaughterhouse make?
My Bro: XZTCHXTRXZTCH! AHHHH! XZRTXTRXZTKX! AHHHHH! XZTRHCX!
My Sis: I meant a cow slaughterhouse.
My Bro: It was a cow slaughterhouse. A couple of guys fell in.
cluckyduck78: Life is always greener on the Rock Lee side!
Some girl in History: He's the freakin' POPE!
Hana-chan:(at a picture I drew) Oh ho ho! Smexy, smexy Axel! Me likey! (drools)
Girl in History class: Yeah, I pulled this Napoleon thing out of my ass, so it's probably going to be really shitty.
To the world, you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world. -unknown
Me:(to little brother) Quit stupiding up my thinking air!
Little brother: Yeah? Well, quit thinking up my stupid air!
Z: So if sharks were humans, they'd be nazis.
IncubusRhapsody: WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD XEHANORT BANG MALEFICENT?
R: You took us to see children dying! And for food.
WHT: Sir, does that say, "Cthulu?"
Mr. M: No, it says "Cladius."
WHT: *to W* So that makes Claudius Cthulu, and do you know who Cladius is?
WHT: The Man With a Fish For a Leg.
You call this a multi-media event?! This is a slide projector and a bedsheet! - Archibald from VeggieTales
Movies That You Can Synch Up to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon (Self-Discovered)
For all of these synchs, you set the CD up the same way that you would "Dark Side of the Rainbow". For those of you who don't know how that's done, you need the FIRST EDITION CD of The Dark Side of the Moon. Not the 30 year anniversary CD, LP, or downloaded and burned copy. You need the one from Capitol Records that has 1973 written on the CD. Then you need to start the CD in the CD player (with a "repeat all" function) and PAUSE IT INSTANTLY/AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. It can be a total pain in your behind, but what can you do? Anyway, make sure that your Repeat All function gets activated sometime during the first playthrough, or else it will just end, and you'll screw it up trying to put it back on.
The NeverEnding Story - This actually synchs up better than The Wizard of Oz. To play this, I used the original VHS copy (no deleted/added scenes), and started the CD right as the animated Warner Bros logo started to fade to black. You should know if you've done it right, because the cloud backgrounds in the opening title should change in synch with the instrumental opening. It kind of starts up slowly, and there aren't that many parts that synch up (during "Breathe" at the lyrics, "Run, rabbit, run" Bastian's dad turns the blender on, the three bullies are chasing Bastian to "On the Run" and the laugh goes as they run by, some of Great Gig in the Sky matches up and you really have to look for it), but it REALLY picks up at "Us and Them" and keeps up for the rest of the movie/playthroughs. For example, "Brain Damage" is playing as Atreyu is talking to the giant turtle (it even talks to itself if you can handle it), and "Time" synchs up PERFECTLY to when Atreyu's going through the Sphynx gates (?), "Great Gig in the Sky" works good too, as well as "Money" (he's on Falcor the luck dragon), "Us and Them", "Brain Damage and Eclipse", and then the third playthrough starts up when Bastian is in Fantasia and it's destroyed, but he discovers that he has the power to bring it all back, AND "On the Run" starts up as Bastian starts chasing the bullies down the street. Sound familiar?
The Lion King - Oh, how kids' movies and Pink Floyd go together like lungs and air. To synch this up, start the CD right as the Disney Castle logo starts to disappear. Breathe synchs up pretty well, Raffiki lifts Simba over the crowd when Gilmor did that awesome guitar thing (watch it and you'll know), and the title pops up JUST as "On the Run" comes on. Then (and this is what really blew me away) "Great Gig in the Sky" synchs up almost perfectly to the "Just Can't Wait to be King" number. Seriously, I was not expecting that. Then during "Money", Simba scratched Shenzi when it went, "Get back". And the music was matching up excelently with the Wildebeast Stampede and Mufasa's death. The CD also starts again after Simba is revived from almost dying by Timon and Pumbaa, which could symbolize the start of a new chapter in the story. Then "Great Gig in the Sky" matched up somewhat during the "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" number, and Raffiki shows Simba the way of Money, (Money could be a symbol for power, which would make sense, since Simba is King), and "Us and Them" synchs up quite nicely, with the lyrics, "God only knows it's not what we would choose to do" just before Timon and Pumbaa do the hula to distract the hyenas. Then the rest of it synchs up quite nicely towards the end.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist