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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1263183, Profile Updated: 03-22-12
Author has written 15 stories for Inuyasha, Harvest Moon, Naruto, Animal Crossing, Death Note, and Kingdom Hearts.

This is the profile of the author formerly known as White Haired Teen. Since I'm legal majority now where I am, I decided to change my username to something more appropriate. I just love it though, how it sounds small, but I'm 5'8" (which is tall for a woman). And yes, I am changing my picture every other week. This time it's Twilight Sparkle. Oh, and here are the links for the pictures to The Strawberry King:

The Strawberry King:

Queen Raito:

So I guess it is now time to say a few thing about myself.

For starters, I will not say how old I am, or where I live, for my own protection. Second of all, my favorite colour is blue. I also like the colour red. AND MAGENTA!

Favorite Books

Xanth Series

Politically Correct Fairy Tales

(Anything that Gordon Korman wrote)

The Outsiders (Doin' it for Johnny!)

Modern Tale of Faerie Series (Valiant was the best. And Studio Gihbli should totally make the movie. It's trippy enough. Sad thing is though, is that MTV has it, and is putting it through development hell. And is probably going to be put through the sparkly vampire filter.)

Favorite Movies/T.V. Shows



The Dark Crystal

Spongebob Squarepants (newer seasons aren't as good though.)

The Simpsons

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Pink Floyd The Wall

Pink Synchs

The Big Bang Theory

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Favorite Video Games

The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask (even though I'm too much of a wimp to play that one XP), Twilight Princess, Windwaker)

Harvest Moon (Save the Homeland, A Wonderful Life: Special Edition)

Kingdom Hearts Series

Luminous Arc 2

Favorite Mangas/Animes

Death Note

Fruits Basket

Return to Labyrinth (Seriously! They made a comic sequel to it!!)

Fullmetal Alchemist

My Favorite Characters

Rock Lee (Naruto)

Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket)

L (Death Note)

Near (Death Note)

Mello (Death Note)

Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

Ravus (Valiant)

Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)

Penny (Big Bang Theory)

Favorite Pairings

Rock Lee & Haruno Sakura

L & Misa (Opposites attract. Don't hurt me.)

Ed & Winry (it's also canon)

Ravus & Val (because Ravus is honorable, and Val is valiant. And it's just so awesome!!)

Sheldon & Penny aka SHENNY! (although for me, this is one of those where there has to be character development. I probably like it for the same reasons I like L/Misa.)

Favorite Poem

Roses are blue, violets are red. I have to go to the bathroom. ~ Patrick Star

Favorite Stories

The Ugly Barnacle (Patrick Star)

(Anything that Hatsuharu said from Fruits Basket)

(Fairy Tales)

Sorta Cinderella (Fruits Basket)

That story about the guy and his sweater in the haunted house (Fruits Basket)

My Heroes

My Best Friend (the one who brought me back)

Bob Geldof

Shinead O'Connor

That One Guy who threw his shoes at bush.

that one family from that commercial who put a whole stick of butter on whatever it was they were eating

The guy who invented toilet paper/flushable toilets.

Favorite Quotes (it was getting too damn long)

My Sis: What sound does a slaughterhouse make?


My Sis: I meant a cow slaughterhouse.

My Bro: It was a cow slaughterhouse. A couple of guys fell in.


cluckyduck78: Life is always greener on the Rock Lee side!


Some girl in History: He's the freakin' POPE!


Hana-chan:(at a picture I drew) Oh ho ho! Smexy, smexy Axel! Me likey! (drools)


Girl in History class: Yeah, I pulled this Napoleon thing out of my ass, so it's probably going to be really shitty.


To the world, you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world. -unknown


Me:(to little brother) Quit stupiding up my thinking air!

Little brother: Yeah? Well, quit thinking up my stupid air!


Z: So if sharks were humans, they'd be nazis.




R: You took us to see children dying! And for food.


WHT: Sir, does that say, "Cthulu?"

Mr. M: No, it says "Cladius."

WHT: *to W* So that makes Claudius Cthulu, and do you know who Cladius is?

W: Who?

WHT: The Man With a Fish For a Leg.


You call this a multi-media event?! This is a slide projector and a bedsheet! - Archibald from VeggieTales

Movies That You Can Synch Up to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon (Self-Discovered)

For all of these synchs, you set the CD up the same way that you would "Dark Side of the Rainbow". For those of you who don't know how that's done, you need the FIRST EDITION CD of The Dark Side of the Moon. Not the 30 year anniversary CD, LP, or downloaded and burned copy. You need the one from Capitol Records that has 1973 written on the CD. Then you need to start the CD in the CD player (with a "repeat all" function) and PAUSE IT INSTANTLY/AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. It can be a total pain in your behind, but what can you do? Anyway, make sure that your Repeat All function gets activated sometime during the first playthrough, or else it will just end, and you'll screw it up trying to put it back on.

The NeverEnding Story - This actually synchs up better than The Wizard of Oz. To play this, I used the original VHS copy (no deleted/added scenes), and started the CD right as the animated Warner Bros logo started to fade to black. You should know if you've done it right, because the cloud backgrounds in the opening title should change in synch with the instrumental opening. It kind of starts up slowly, and there aren't that many parts that synch up (during "Breathe" at the lyrics, "Run, rabbit, run" Bastian's dad turns the blender on, the three bullies are chasing Bastian to "On the Run" and the laugh goes as they run by, some of Great Gig in the Sky matches up and you really have to look for it), but it REALLY picks up at "Us and Them" and keeps up for the rest of the movie/playthroughs. For example, "Brain Damage" is playing as Atreyu is talking to the giant turtle (it even talks to itself if you can handle it), and "Time" synchs up PERFECTLY to when Atreyu's going through the Sphynx gates (?), "Great Gig in the Sky" works good too, as well as "Money" (he's on Falcor the luck dragon), "Us and Them", "Brain Damage and Eclipse", and then the third playthrough starts up when Bastian is in Fantasia and it's destroyed, but he discovers that he has the power to bring it all back, AND "On the Run" starts up as Bastian starts chasing the bullies down the street. Sound familiar?

The Lion King - Oh, how kids' movies and Pink Floyd go together like lungs and air. To synch this up, start the CD right as the Disney Castle logo starts to disappear. Breathe synchs up pretty well, Raffiki lifts Simba over the crowd when Gilmor did that awesome guitar thing (watch it and you'll know), and the title pops up JUST as "On the Run" comes on. Then (and this is what really blew me away) "Great Gig in the Sky" synchs up almost perfectly to the "Just Can't Wait to be King" number. Seriously, I was not expecting that. Then during "Money", Simba scratched Shenzi when it went, "Get back". And the music was matching up excelently with the Wildebeast Stampede and Mufasa's death. The CD also starts again after Simba is revived from almost dying by Timon and Pumbaa, which could symbolize the start of a new chapter in the story. Then "Great Gig in the Sky" matched up somewhat during the "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" number, and Raffiki shows Simba the way of Money, (Money could be a symbol for power, which would make sense, since Simba is King), and "Us and Them" synchs up quite nicely, with the lyrics, "God only knows it's not what we would choose to do" just before Timon and Pumbaa do the hula to distract the hyenas. Then the rest of it synchs up quite nicely towards the end.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Kingdom Hearts: Bloopers by BlueFoxofWater1569 reviews
-DISCONTINUED/COMPLETED- Rising from the ashes of its predecessor comes the eight letters that will bring destruction across the worlds… Nothing will go unscathed… Reviewers beware, for KH Bloopers are here!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,315 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sora - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers by RookDesparro reviews
This is Shakespere's Romeo and Juliet, done with Naruto Characters. Expect OOCness, as that is exactly what this is. T For language and suggestive scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Heartless: A poem by Laup Namron reviews
A quick poem I did for English 4 and have now just gotten to posting, R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009
The Curse Of Early Nightfall by Corad and Bijoux reviews
Somewhere on a dark, dark planet, in a dark, dark city, in a dark, dark castle, there was a dark, dark library. And it is in this particular library where a horrible nightmare began for The World That Never Was. Rated to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Zexion - Complete
What's in the Box? by WinchesterLover reviews
One night, a mysterious box comes to the Curtis house for Dally. What will the gang do when they promise not to open it? Well, they're sure as hell not going to leave it alone. -oneshot-
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Dallas W., Two Bit M. - Complete
Sue Slayers United by The Great Space Hobo reviews
Sick of Clouds twin sister kicking his ass and making Vincent fall head over heels for her? Wanna stab the new Turk that’s Sephiroth daughter and makes Reno her pookybear? Well have no fear the Mary Sue hunters are here! lots of blood and humor! yay!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Cloud S.
The Power of Youth by Lady C Andrews reviews
New chapter coming soon!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,173 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Axel's AkuRoku adventures! by LILMISSS reviews
Join Axel in his ever-pathetic attempt to make Roxas like him better! One-sided AkuRoku!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Dance Floor Anthem by aoi-no-requiem reviews
Roxas spends most his time aiming for high grades and just letting life pass him by, now thanks to a stupid bet he's stuck with the happy go lucky Axel for 2 weeks and he's determined not to fall in love
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Cherry Tree by White Mage Koorii reviews
Oneshots and Missing Scenes from The Dark Horse, and eventually it's Sequel Reaching for the Sun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The Dark Horse by White Mage Koorii reviews
AkuRoku, AU; When Roxas is kidnapped and held ransom by a shadowy group Axel is willing to do anything to get him back. Whatever it takes: His life, his morals, his freedom... It's all worth it to him, for Roxas, no matter the price...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,314 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Roxas's OMFG Moment by XXBladeTheHedgehogXX reviews
Yes, we all have one of these...but what's Roxas's? Review and no flames plz! Constructive Critiscm!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Roxas - Complete
The Death of Mary sue by CreativeSprite reviews
Mary Sue dies the horrible death she deserves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
Christmastide by White Mage Koorii reviews
AU, AkuRoku; Roxas was well known for being something of a scrooge, and Axel? Well, Axel just loved Christmas and now he's convinced he should make Roxas enjoy the holiday season as well. His theme? The 12 days of christmas, of course!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Never by Alaylia reviews
Val skips studying to visit Ravus and ends up learning a little bit more about herself.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Sesshomaru goes to Pizza Hut and other tales by Lykegenia reviews
this was a random oneshot about Sesshomaru's meal in Pizza Hut, then people liked it and I had other ideas...a series of hilarious situations where I can take the mick out of everyone's favourite demon lord!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,871 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
clandestine hearts by Ekoaleko reviews
It was foolish. It was impossible. It was a sin. But it didn’t matter, and the way things were it was almost cruel how much he loved her. Magical Melody. Jamie x Harvest Goddess.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harvest Goddess, Jamie - Complete
Snow Light by peoplegrowandchange reviews
A Snow White parody of sorts. Light wanted to sleep, so L helped him. Why does everything always have to go wrong? no pairings
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Xtreme Mission! LeexTenten are Babysitting! by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Lee and Tenten are given a special mission by Tsunade: To babysit a 4 month old baby! Can they do it, or will they kill each other first? And can love possibly bloom from this strange mission? LeexTenten fic written with Andromeda Akatsuki Princess
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,226 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Tenten, Lee R.
Shadow of a Sheikah by Aeris Deathscythe reviews
Zelda and Sheik are not the same person; she only borrowed his body. And when Zelda no longer needed him, he disappeared, only to return seeking vengeance. But yet another shadow haunts his quiet footsteps... SheikZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Zelda, Sheik
Mabudachi One Shot File by Death's Apprentices reviews
This is where we will be sticking any stories concerning the trio that don't quite fit with our other story. These are not meant to be taken seriously in any way. Most of these stories were written by extremely sleep-deprived minds. Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Hatori S., Ayame S.
A couple of shots of Sake by Senshin Ultima reviews
I've been drinking lately, and decided in my drunken state to tell stories of LeeXSakura. I warn you all that the more this story progresses the more drunk i will become, in result the stories will get crazy. It will get very funny. trust me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H.
What Kind of Hero Are You, Anyway? by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. Link is mercilessly mocked by a rather rude peasant in Hyrule Field after he gets lost. Zelda adaptation of a scene from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', not specific to any one game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Link - Complete
The Woes of Itachi by dark-angel-rising reviews
In which Itachi faces his worst enemy. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Prince and the Castle Maid by Animelover5.6 reviews
Once upon a time, a handsome prince [nix the brows] fell madly in love with a common castle servant. What will happen, god only knows. Mainly LeeSaku, some ShikaIno, NejiTen, NaruHina. Much comedy and drama! 12 is FINALLY HERE! I'm sorry it took so long!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,448 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R.
Poor Unfortunate Souls by Farawen reviews
Oneshot about what REALLY happened when Sasuke left Konoha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Request by Raine Ishida reviews
One shot. A simple request from a young man who'd been pining after her from the moment they'd met. How can she possibly deny him? A fluffy little look at Sakura and Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Neji & Tenten vs Gai's Pet by 64PalmFighter reviews
a battle! who will win? Neji & Tenten or Gai's Pet? I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Coffee in the Kokiri Forest by Hammermaster reviews
Link's adventure begins with... a coffee break? Ch. 9 Navi: The Great Coordinator. Link wakes up after seven years of sleeping. Now he must face reality: he is an incredibly hot seventeen year old male, and all the girls still love him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Link, Navi
Lee, Not Sasuke by KStar reviews
Rock Lee is not Uchiha Sasuke...and he never will be. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Yet Another Pairing Story by MasterJediLink reviews
CHAPTER 8 UP! Link is forced into a dating game and eventually forced to choose. A day off from everything is cut short. Help me figure out who to put him with next by voting now!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Link
Rock Lee's Guide to Wooing Haruno Sakura by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
This time, Lee has made it a mission to gain the heart of Haruno Sakura! He wonders if changing certain parts of his life will influence her opinion of him. However, will his changes make matters better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Poetry Problems and Other Mischief by FiercesomestDragon reviews
A collection of oneshots involving Zelda and her mysterious noncounterpart, Sheik. Beware of randomness and general plotlessness within.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Zelda, Sheik - Complete
The GREEN Beast of Konoha by Lady C Andrews reviews
Lee decides to dye his hair! The results are hilarious. Or not so. I don't think it's funny, but lets say you, what do YOU think? Review, please! No longer a oneshot! Last chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Unshakable Faith by heyjupiter reviews
Kurt and Ororo go in search of a new mutant, and learn a little about each other (and themselves) along the way.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Storm
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Baby Face reviews
Uh, no. N-O. We are not keeping this kid. Got it memorized?" he said, waving his arms around for emphasis. "But Axel," Roxas said, turning away from the rescued baby for just a second to send Axel a look of I'm-Already-Attached. "I think he needs me."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The Social Experiment reviews
High School fic: When Naruto, Neji, and Shikamaru get grouped together for a psychology project, they secretly give Rock Lee a new identity, and see how the other kids take him. However, as Lee says he won't abuse his newfound popularity . . . LeexSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Cold Fire and Very Odd Snow reviews
In which Xemnas holds a race through all the worlds, and Axel goes on a search for his grandfather. But what is the "mystery prize" that Xemnas is awarding? And how will it all affect Roxas? Inspired by a really crack dream. Really. During a rough week.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Disorganization III reviews
What if Marluxia, Larxene and Axel's goal wasn't just to take over Organization XIII, but to bring Xemnas down through pranks, tomfoolery, and an over-used but still funny nickname? Inspired by Degeneration X. Probably some OOC and beating on Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008
Everybody Kills Off Sasuke! reviews
Personally, I think Sasuke's asking for a swift kick in the rump, so I decided to let everybody kill him. Not in honorable ways either. Read on as Sasuke is killed by everybody in every way! A must read for Sasuke haters! Rated for swearing and death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U.
The Strawberry King reviews
The humourous, medieval tale of The Strawberry King L, Queen Raito, The Snuggly-Wuggly Prince Ryuuk, Princess Mello, Sir Mat, and Slothy the Fat Horse. Chock full of crack, randomness, yaoi, kidnapping, Candyland, and male pregnancy. Oh, boy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Death Note Summer Road Trip Fun! reviews
In honour of summer, the Death Note characters decide to go on a summer road trip :although they're not sure exactly why:. Will they survive a summer filled with orphans, cop chases, tourist attractions, and the Mickey D's of Doom! Read to find out!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
If The Death Note Characters Appeared On Dr Phil reviews
This is a story I had in mind for a while now, in which L, Light, Misa and Ryuuk all go on the Dr. Phil Show. Will all be well, or will chaos corrupt and will the world be brought to it's knees? All is revealled in this explosive episode of Dr. Phil.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Might Guy! reviews
When Lee shows Gai his name in an English Copy of the Naruto manga, Gai decides that he must be a super hero! Hillarity is sure to occur in this super adventure! Probably Major OOC. :head desk: Will somebody please review this thing? Oh! you did! Yay!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Gai M., Lee R.
Inuyasha Vs Old Age reviews
Inuyasha and company are still hunting down Naraku, but what's worse is that this has been going on for so long, that now almost everybody is old! What will happen? Will they ever be able to destroy him? It's anybody's guess! I added TWO MORE CHAPTERS!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
Love Letter reviews
This is a love letter I wrote for Bakemono Hana's LeeSakura series. She let me write it after I gave her some ideas for it, so here you go. Better summary inside, I swear!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Adventures In Fishland!
My little brother co-created this. When a really, really, really rich guy, two married couples, a grouchy old fart, and a crazy old lady move to Fishland, these humans only prove that anything can happen in the small town named after aquatic animals.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Published: 1/30/2008
Unrequited Love reviews
Jane loves Ray, but Joe shows up to Jane's house one day, and says something that makes her feel so guilty. How will Joe feel when he realizes that she doesn't love him back? Oneshot. Based on a true story.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ray, Joe - Complete
Hidden Leaf Lane reviews
Okay, so the idea is that I took the Naruto Characters and put them to Sesame Street! Think you can handle the insanity of it all! Mwa ha ha!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007
Henry's Tragic Past reviews
Despite the title, this is actually supposed to be funny. Did anyone else seem to notice that Henry looks like an escapee from the Curious George books or Madeline? I did. See what happens when Gina helps Henry get past his well, tragic past.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Henry, Gina - Complete