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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1263210, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Sherlock.

Age: 21

Sex: Crazy monkey typ... Oh! You mean boy or girl? Girl. Definitely girl.

Height: Too short.

Weight: I will smack you.

Favourite pairing: Lego and Star Wars. THAT is my OTP. Seriously- I could wax poetic about it all my life.

Fictionpress Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/773301/


~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~

Ok, I used to have one of those copy and paste poems here, but then I figured this might be better. And may I just say, finally getting to a computer and finding a bunch of messages going: "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!" (note the blasphemy please XD) really made my day. No, really. I laughed very hard at each one of them. Keep 'em coming, because I really need some comic relief. >:D


In my opinion, the only reason that gayness is so openly debated around the world is that some people refuse to cover it up. Yes, its a lot harder to cover up than shagging your boyfriend- not MORE wrong.

It's a lot harder to cover up than a tattoo- not more wrong.

It's a lot harder to cover than greed, gluttony, murder or using the lord's name in vain. So of course we shall all peck it to death.

Face it- none of us are saints. If you need someone to mock and scorn in order to make yourself feel better, then you truly are a small, insecure, petty person.

Please don't invade my space with your simple mindedness.


~MY 9 NAMES~(JUST FOR FUN)

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Andria

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

Andrizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Green Tabby (As in "mouldy cat?!" Ewwww...)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Surprise Westoe (OMG!! LOL. XD)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Wilan (believable)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Silver Fanta.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Nlradrn (WTF?)

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Hendrika Andries (ROFL)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:

... What NOW there are no more instructions?!

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11252 - Favs: 8,261 - Follows: 6,384 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Say You Love Me by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,514 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Promise by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
At the end of the world, when there's nothing left, it's time for us to return to the past and change our future. Part time-travel, part... well... read and see for yourself. Still alive! x.x
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,284 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Happiness is a Broken Wand by Embracing Madness reviews
Severus Snape just wants a new, peaceful life in Middle Earth, but with a vicious war arising and a new Dark Lord gunning for him, he'll have to fight to get that wish. Magic and battles, familiars and friends. Slytherinesque cunning shall always prevail.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,707 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S.
United We Stand by Darkfangz13 reviews
Sherlock is sick, injured, and reduced to a mental child... John, Lestrade, and even Mycroft try their hand at getting the consulting detective to behave... but will they succeed? Or is Sherlock just too much for them to handle?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
I'll Be At Holmes For Christmas by Bec Le reviews
You can imagine the Christmas dinners...well, John Watson doesn't have to imagine anymore, since he's been invited to the Holmes Christmas dinner. Minor wounds to major characters because what's Christmas without a trip to the A&E?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Four Horses, Six Knights, and One Handmaiden by Shamera reviews
Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
FML by Deathly Noted reviews
FML moments for the Death Note characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Light Y., L
Movie Night by Shuggie reviews
As part of integrating Steve into the modern world, Tony sets aside one night a week to watch movies. It's supposed to be just him and Steve, but everyone else joins in on the party. Movie-verse. Tony/Steve pre-slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Legolas's Exciting Cave Adventure! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ashes of Time by Dius Corvus reviews
Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Happens in Edge by Ne'er-Do-Well reviews
Vincent takes a trip to Edge to visit Tifa and Cloud. In retrospect, he probably should have told them Sephiroth would be coming with him. Sephiroth/Vincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
from a stay on the moon by irnan reviews
Luke has begun to measure time not by clocks or calenders, but by the times he gets to see his wife.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Back Through Interruption by LilyAyl reviews
Eight years is a long time. Penny/Sheldon Note: Thanks to Karanguni for the fantastic and thorough beta job.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Memory, Snape, and Bird by dressagegrrrl reviews
SSHG. AU. The light won, but at what cost? Can a broken Hermione and a reclusive, burned Snape work together to keep a spell worse than any unforgiveable out of the hands of the revived Death Eaters? And does healing mean forgetting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Now, As Before by ricebol reviews
A city as big as New York has a lot of secrets. When the infection hits the streets, there are changes that cannot be undone, lives that will never be the same - and maybe that's okay. Zombie!AU. Vaguely Dan/Ror. Crack premise, serious treatment.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Hands Off by AlexPrime reviews
Despite all her daydreaming and research about him, she had ignored one very vital thing. Apparently, Rorschach didn’t like to be touched. Oneshot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Sadder but Wiser Girl for Me by red-tenko reviews
Part 7 up! The secret of Luke’s crush on Mara comes out in a disastrously public way, and now everyone’s making it their business. LukeMara with some HanLeia and CorranMirax for good measure
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Not From The Stars Do I My Judgement Pluck by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
ABANDONED. A series of moments during which various people stumble across Harry and Sev's relationship. Story style and tone changes with character POV. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Low by Ringbearingreasergal reviews
Vincent visits a night club one evening and defines the guilty pleasures that Midgar shares. Oneshot. Hints of VincentXReno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Vincent V., Reno - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13582 - Favs: 7,902 - Follows: 6,553 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fading by IanPhilippe reviews
Charlie W. x Severus S. Charlie becomes fascinated by a certain unapproachable Potions Master, but puts his feelings aside for later, for the time after the war...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Charlie W., Severus S. - Complete
Ghost Stories by usszacharyquinto reviews
Vincent and Reno get stuck with each other after a city raid. Look what happenes when Reno decides to tell a ghost story and Vincent isn't impressed ...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Vincent V., Reno
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
Friend or Flame by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mistletoe Vendetta by Serria reviews
Secret Santa among nemeses is worth a shot of eggnog. L plots in the name of commercialized Western holidays, Light schemes in the name of Justice. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scars by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
They may not be the most beautiful of things, scars. But nothing can so effectively testify that we survived than those ugly white lines. Professor Snape teaches a different kind of lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Sick of Self by Samurai101 reviews
POSSIBLE DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS::He's Severus Snape: the liar, the actor, the Death Eater, definately not the boy for Lily Evans and, most of all, he's sick of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Give Me Back My Son! by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Did one for Jenova, now it's time for Seph's actual mother to take a spin on the soliloquy wheel. Pretty angsty, and sad. Lucrecia's life was never a happy one, and neither is her afterlife. Oneshot, after DOC, reviews are love!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Lucrecia C., Sephiroth - Complete
Morior Animus by Vain reviews
“That was his gift, you know? Happy endings... ” He wanted to believe that. He really did. But he knew better. [Written for the 2007 Snarry Games, Team Wartime]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
They Were Right by hiddenhorcrux reviews
Vader battles himself as he watches his own son in the hands of his master, and memories of what he thought he had forgotten and pushed to the back of his mind returns.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Afterlife by Ruby Moon-Snape reviews
Oneshot. What happens when a Jedi dies? They become one with The Force. Even a Jedi turned from his path, he still cannot escape the call of the Force. Slash. QuiObi
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
What Have You Done by JediVana reviews
Padme has been kidnapped and Anakin has gone to find her with the help of Obiwan. What he finds is nothing what he expected. Song Fic to What Have You Done by Within Temptation. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Another Path by ewan's girl reviews
What of Obi Wan's Jedi training? All of that lost. What would he become? Would he become a lost, neutral warrior for hire? Would he use the Force for Darkness, like Qui Gon's old apprentice?" Major AU from takes place after JA 3.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,370 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Sink to the Bottom With You by Catalina reviews
In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 303,245 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2000
Stuck on You by Zonoma reviews
Who knew that Zekk was a poet? Humor and some light hearted Jaina bashing. circa post DN.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
The Petsitters by Dreaming Rain reviews
Vincent had to take care of Tifa's cat, and called on Reno for help. Now, Vincent and Reno join forces...to take care of EVEN MORE pets! Crazy, maybe. Funny, yes. R&R plz. Finally updated. Wow, miracle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Vincent V., Reno
The Hogwarts Hustlers, Wand Wavers Extraordinaire by LadyLuck321 reviews
After the final battle the Wizarding World is in shambles. Hogwarts lies in rubble. How can the money be raised to rebuild and reopen the school? Hermione Granger comes up with a unique idea. Parody of the movie, The Full Monty. Warnings: Mild profan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Technologic by Nephthy-san reviews
Vincent gets a cell phone…question is: can he use it?[post AC]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Vincent V.
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Slave by szaranea reviews
He might as well be a slave. One shot.bWarning:b Not for the squeamish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Price We Pay: R Version by Ilmare2 reviews
After the end of the second war Dumbledore rescues Snape from the dungeons of Lord Voldemort and the long road to recovery begins. Warnings for non-con and torture. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,890 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Nightshade by Elendraug reviews
THIS FIC IS OLD AND CRAP, YOU GUYS. STOP FAVING IT. D8
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
Not Just a River In Egypt by She's a Star reviews
Ah, denial. Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra know it well. But can everyone's favorite Mr. Magical Me get them to confess their feelings? ...WHAT feelings? A.K.A. Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
The Revenge of Lord Vodkamort by LizBee reviews
Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Watching by Unscathed reviews
Snape watches Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Alone With My Demons by SevereObsession reviews
Not all scars are inflicted on us by our enemies. Not all are so well-known as a lightening scar or a burning Dark Mark. Others are inflicted in the darkness, where no one dares go and where no one can return from.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Magic Markers (Idiots with wands) by Cimarrion Cim reviews
Harry Potter and dry eraser markers. Dangerous combination.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Last Declaration of Lord Voldemort by thecoffeebringer reviews
WARNING: Extreme pointlessness. Title pretty much sums it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Late Bloomers by Darkfaery64 reviews
Professor Snape finds himself the object of a Gryffindor girl's affections.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/30/2001 - Severus S.
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Nexus X reviews
Wherein Mycroft decides to up his security on Sherlock, just in time for a deadly new game to begin. But Moriarty is no longer the only shadow hungry for Sherlock Holmes's destruction. And this time, isolating the detective is only the beginning of a plot that's been years in the making. Written Pre-Season 2, very much AU. WARNINGS for torture.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Sherlock H.
Notebook of a Numerical Nitwit reviews
The chronicles of Miranda Vector's sometimes epic battles of wit with one Dungeon Dwelling Dimwit. Admittedly, using it to create new insults and wallow in denial isn't exactly the supposed purpose of the diary, but it's still therapeutic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - S. Vector, Severus S.
Black and Blue Rewrite reviews
Without the scar Harry Potter has had a hard life. Now with the Triwizard Tournament coming to Hogwarts how will this elusive boy handle the demands such an event puts on him- and the lovely Miss Delacour? 5th year AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,805 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Can We Keep It? reviews
Fleur should know by now that if that idiot vet puts an injured animal in front of her husband and then tells him that there's no law against exotic pets in this country, that she was going to get the Puppy Dog Look. From both Potter and Pet. Set in my AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Of Lust, Mandalorians and Cheesy Holovids reviews
Revan knows it's lust, because she doesn't do love. But, in one of Jolee's ramblings he says that sometimes lust can last a lifetime. Can it? Does it matter? What would a Mandalorian do? Should she quote cheesy holovids? Being in lust is hard.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Red Moon reviews
A fluffy little one shot for those who need a little Fleur/Harry in their lives. After the War. Part of my AU Universe. Set in Africa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
KFC reviews
Silly little fic... Getting KFC with a sleep deprived Kira and a hyperactive gothic supermodel was bound to be a bad idea... But then, L never really did understand social situations.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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