Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and JPLE, of course. Warnings for depictions of child abuse, war/battles, violence and spicy scenes in later chapters. Also overblown pranks and ridiculous humour!

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.

It's Halloween yet again, and this time when Xander goes to buy his plastic gun his attention strays to a lovely set of silver razors. Crossover Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Sweeney Todd.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Veronica Mars ends up in the Buffyverse, knowing what's coming and unable to do anything about it. Or so she thinks . . .

ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.

Just what it says on the tin. All genres I can squeeze into 100 words, all prompted with a random word generator, all RWDM. Now featuring 30/100 of the 100 100s challenge. They continue! Fo' real fo' real, this time.

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr

Shawn and Cory have been together for a couple months.While Shawn begins to worry about how thier relationship is changing, Cory has other secrets. Will be removed from FF April 15th

In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.

AU: JD/Perry slash! America is at war with itself. JD and others have risen in defiance, offering assistance to both sides, to ALL Americans. But the government is searching for them. For him. How long can he stay below their radar without being caught?

Three kisses with Shawn turn Cory's world upside down in the best way possible. CoryxShawnxTopanga

On the voyage home, Anthony saved Todd's life, cared for him during his illness, and became his friend and more . Now, Anthony wants to find a way to stay with Todd. This has become an AU, exploring how this might change the events of the play/movie.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

sequel to Consequences of Stupid and Curious Harry. Various things happen, this chapter Harry confesses he likes Draco,but now what?

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]

Mitt, now king of Dalemark, is passing by Holand and can't resist a quick visit. He dodges his guards and returns to the city of his childhood. One-shot.

This is a series of oneshots of Dumbledore's random schemes over the years to get rid of Voldemort. The first chapter is in answer to a challenge from clairful. Please R&R. thank you.

Sawyer can't count how many times Claire tries to kill herself after Aaron is gone. First story of my 'Can't Love, Can't Hurt' series

The first time it happens, the Oceanic 6 aren't even gone yet. Sawyer/Claire.

The night-shift in Sunnydale. It's enough to drive you to drink.

The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”

Very few knew why Alastor Moody was so adamant on constant vigilance. It was a sorrowful lesson learned.

The boho'a have been taken into custody for murder! But what happens when its just two obsessed fangirl policemen? Continued on request and cowritten with missxflawless

Linus opened the Valentine almost as a ritual. It was never a surprise, was it?

What would happen if the characters knew they were being manipulated by J.K. Rowling? Various character's thoughts in different situations where they are confronted with their fictional existance. Chapter 12: Ron vs. Cold

[Oneshot, Grindeldore] Five things Albus Dumbledore could not bring himself to say to Gellert Grindelwald. (One of them is a lie.)

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

"It's a nice gravestone." "Yeah," I agreed, "It is." When plague sweeps the nation, JD finds himself having to divide his time between being a grim reaper and being a doctor. Takes place after My Deadly Little Secret.

February Fic-A-Day. Hermione's always coming in and out of people's lives - work pulls her away, and something about her pulls others after. An unidentifiable allure. Sirius/Remus/Hermione.

If he doesn’t wanna give you what you want, what you deserve, Bella,” she whispered in a low husky tone, “I will.” // Bella/Rosalie. Slashy.

Bella meets Edward. Edward woos Bella. A general mockery of the first half of Twilight.

At the end of her fourth summer, Maewen can't help but wonder if Mitt will appear.

What the fortune-teller knew. ::Remus/Sirius::

Devil's Island--routine was what made it a prison. Routine--from the convicts to the guards, everyone was a prisoner to that horrible, monotonous routine.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?

Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?

FredHermione: He had had his chance, and he'd done nothing. It was really his own fault.

Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:

With the death of the last Marauder, the map begins revealing some of its creators secrets and stories.

Remus is the moon. Sirius is the stars. This is their world now.

How Luna repainted her ceiling

She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.

JD needs a physical. JDCox slash.

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

Let's see how a Mary Sue can screw up the lives of our favorite bohos. [MarkOC, OCRoger, MimiRoger, MaureenOC, MaureenJoanne, JoanneOC and CollinsLaughHisAssOff MimiSwordofDoom love... pentagon :D] borderline crack!fic.

On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG

“I bet it sneaked up here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, remember that poisonous duck?” The story behind the escaped poisonous duck.

Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]

Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.

And they’re at it again. James’ POV. SBRL slash, JPLE

Harry is going to seduce Ron. Even if it kills him.

Edward, Jasper, and Emmet have gone hunting. Edward and Jasper have an intimate conversation at their camp ground. EdwardJasper. Slash. Fluff. OneShot.

Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.

Xenophilius waits for his daughter to come home

James walks in on something he didn't expect. RS, RSJ, LJ.

Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...

Draco is outraged. He should sue for defamation of character. DH spoilers. RonxDraco. Rated for language.

Seven ironies of Tom Riddle at Hogwarts. Nominated for two RL Awards.

Casey keeps waking up to the same day. But why? And more importantly, what can she do to save the ones she loves?

Sirius is the first to break. [Four times Remus was with Sirius during the wars. Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]

This time, Sirius won't leave. [The aftermath of That Prank. Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]

Sirius is dashing in his dress robes, and Sirius is dashing to get out of his dress robes. [Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]

Remus Lupin's bike, meet Sirius Black. Sirius, meet your worst enemy. [Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]

Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.

Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

Albus catches Aberforth in an uncomfortable situation in the barn. Probably not what you're thinking. crack.

DH spoilers! An odd encounter with a metamorphagus.

Draco reflects on the girl who once had him.

“Dudley,” Luna repeated, as though thinking deeply about his name. “You best watch out for Dimpering Isigots. They attack people with ‘D’ names, you know.” Post DH Drabble oneshot.

Harry has just stormed out of his Aunt and Uncles’ house after blowing up dear old Aunt Marge. Frustrated, and without a place to go, Harry accidentally summons the Knight Bus. In this crack fic, Harry gets hit upon by Stan Shunpike.

Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane. COMPLETE!

Harry and Ron have shared a lot of kisses over the years and they counted every single one. Up until the time it actually means something.

Wormtail has an offer for Tonks. An offer of the kind you don't refuse.

A look back at that sad day when Luna was nine.

Mark finally lets out what has been bothering him all this time... rated for language and drug content

Hermione, in her third year, would have never guessed where the Time Turner took her for a few brief moments. Oneshot. Very cute.

Just a look at the person James Potter was, underneath the cocky and overconfident exterior. Made for prompt 084, which happens to be He. For my Fanfiction 100.

Written by me and my cousin. Roger's humored thoughts throughout Light My Candle. Involves him trying to rhyme and having difficulty. It's very funny :

One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Crack fic. Remus is scared of leaving the shrieking shack, for one very specific reason. RemusWhomping Willow.

Calling all RHr shippers! Ever thought that sometimes Harry gets in the way of all the action? So, let’s gently shove him aside and let Hermione tell her version of the drastic LuckyPotions Incident. Warnings: HBP spoilers, fluff, and some intense drama.

70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT

There are some things that some people just won't or can't understand. Fred and George find out first hand what one of them is. FredGeorge. Twincest.

Every single day at lest ten Harry Potter fans would run head long into a brick wall. No Paiting. Complete.

To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash

WickedHP crossover. After being flung, nearly dead, into a new world, Elphaba fashioned a life for herself as one Minerva McGonagall. A new arrival threatens to shatter the second chance she worked so hard to attain. ADMM

[PreRENT] Benny thinks of Roger in colors, until all the color goes out of him. RogerBenny [One shot]

Ron comes up with a brilliant plan to make Hermione jealous. Fortunately the plan goes horribly wrong. Warning: Slash Galore! Twoshot, new chapter added! Now complete.

[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D

It was an utterly undeniable fact: Peeves had a crush on Lily Marie Evans. And everyone knew.

Three lists about Percy.

Hermione and Draco have been dating for four months in secret. there is a karaoke contest in the great hall one night and they are chosen to sing. they choose a song to put their relationship out in the open. cute! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

She wanted that again. Hermione & Greg Goyle

Just because I wanted to grab you and to snog your bloody clueless brains out, Potter, means nothing! Absoutely nothing! Because right now I wouldn’t kiss you, you pathetic arse, if you were the very last insufferable prat on the face of the earth! HG

Harry and Luna oneshot. Harry finds himself thinking about Luna Lovegood while in detention.

ABANDONED. They’ve made it through the summer without killing each other, but there’s far more to becoming brothers than that. AU time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle.

Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.

One shot. Shawn thinks about Cory.

Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.

Hermione, sitting by Ron's bedside in HBP, composes a letter in her head. RH. Rated T, just in case. Oneshot.

Selfindulgent silliness. Ten noncanon facts. Or perhaps they're secretly canon?

A frustrated Katie Bell endeavors to persuade her stubborn quidditch captain that she in fact HAS a first name, and that he should use it upon occasion, only to find that she quite prefers the alternative when it comes down to it… KBOW oneshot. review?

Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.

Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.

What's this? Violently rape a cow? Ask wormtail for a foot massage? What is Voldemort writing about? And why did Hermione have a banana with her as she and Harry stormed out of their flat? Hmmmm.

Ron always knew Harry could die in battle, but he never expected to lose him like this.

Voldemort has himself created the very people that will bring him down. These are just a few examples.

Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]

Crookshanks ponders on an interloper in Hermione's life

The thoughts of Ginny Weasley. What happens when you put Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy in the same detention room for two hours. What happens when he starts staring at her? CHAOS! Rated M for lang. GINNY HAS A POTTY MOUTH!

The Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.

Basically, the group is divulging some of their innermost secrets. Some are serious, some are funny, and some are just a little weird. coughrogercough

An OffBroadway show is casting. Manhattan's newest arrivals are actors, and need a place to start. AU.

Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.

Pleasure spiked with pain. There's nothing like it. Dark Dasey.

Neville asks the Twins if they really are identical. They explain to him how they are. Read and review!

Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.

Jonathon lookes back and almost regrets letting the Lioness go...untill he sees that she will be happier with our favorite thief that she ever would be as a queen with him.

Hermione pregnant.... Ron and Luna married and Harry scared... what the hell is going on, well summary inside for you to find out. and of course the greatest question is a pregnant really that scary.

Part of the 'Reality' series. Shawn has a theory about the universe. The moon revolves around the earth, the earth revolves around the sun, the sun revolves around something in the center of the universe, and everything else revolves around Cory Matthews.

Due to circumstances beyond his control, Mark ends up at a club. So does Roger.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

COMPLETE! Eppy the House Elf from Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody recites a poem written by the late, great Doris Wishman.

100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.

[One Shot] James and Sirius are competing to be Harry's first word. They're in for a little surprise [Drabble fic]

It was Cory's pride that made Shawn lean forward and kiss him. Written for Yuletide 2006.

AU. Mark is five, and scared. Roger, Collins, and Benny find him on the street. And with time, they become more of a family than the Cohens ever were.

RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.

"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"

The true Helga behind the one painted by history.

The day Draco starts up rumors that Harry and Ron are dating is also the day that the three boys are partnered up in Herbology to hang enchanted mistletoe. See Ron face elbowing from Hermione, boykissing, and vouyeristic SemiAncient Runes students! R&R

Seamus is a flirt and nobody cares. Well... except Dean, that is. [Seamus Dean Slash]

As far as everyone can see, Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood have absolutely nothing in common. But that's not exactly true, as Percy can attest.

Oneshot. A gay, very suggestive version of Sleeping Beauty. No character left untainted.

[CharliexSawyer, Slash] Sawyer's day had been going pretty well right until a Bruce Lee wannabe saved his life then turned it upside down. [AU]

What does one do, when held hostage by a favorite character from a world that only exists in a book? What if that character doesn't turn out to be as nice as one thought? Complete. A Mary Sue with a bit of psychology. Revised

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

There is a rule that Potters go for redheads. Harry Potter is no exception. Slash.

The Weasleys get a bit of a shock when they show up to throw Percy a surprise birthday party. Slash

After falling through the Veil, Sirius visits several AU's. On this world, he encounters teenage versions of himself and his friends. Does he dare offer advice to his counterpart?

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Drabble. Tom Riddle makes a startling discovery during Potions. Vaguely slashy.

When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.

It’s a love that is not allowed, it’s a secret that can’t be shared. Denying it only makes hearts ache with sadness. Actually a WAAF story. ZackxCody. Incest, Be warned!

Albus once said that he didn't care what the ministry did to him, as long as they didn't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards... What's so special about those cards, I wonder?

“Well, I mean you, and Ron, and Hermione, you’re rather like a muggle tricycle, aren’t you?” “We’re like a – what?” He failed to see how he and his two best friends resembled a form of transportation reserved for muggle children. RHr, HG, onesided LunaRon

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.

Fluffy RonDraco slash. Very short

Harry goes back in time & finds himself back in his parents forth year.Of course his parents don't know that he's their son.Will Harry steal James's lime light?How will Lily react to Harry Smith the exchange student..from the 21st century?Sequel out now

Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.

Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid

Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.

[oneshot] Set in the Twisted Timeline world. Before the beginning was a terrible end.

Chuckie gets invited to Tommy's house for some coffee! TommyChuckie pairing slash.

Sister piece to 'Why I get jealous'. Ron reads Hermione's diary, and confronts her. She isn't exactly pleased about it. Pure, unadulterated fluff.

ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?

It's not easy being a Horcrux, you know. A glimpse into the life of a Horcrux! Oneshot obviously. Please r&r.

Drabble. Dumbledore never saw her coming, the one person he hadn't planned on entering Harry's life.

Harry gets more information than he'd bargained for while looking through old photos of the Marauders at school. Implied RemusSirius. PostHBP.

AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE

Drabble thingy. FredGeorge slashyness. Just a little look into thier lives together. Kinda. Let me know what you think.

[PreRENT] When Roger gets a sick call from a singer in his band, he turns to Mark, who claims he can't sing. A simple voice lesson turns out to be much more. MR slash. Written for speedrent

Ginny Weasley is convinced she is in love with Gilderoy Lockhart... but is she? GinnyxLockhart, GinnyxHarry Potter

Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

Veronica's quest for the truth, pushed as far as it can be pushed.

Twoshot. I, Lily Marie Evans, have teenage angst. Therefore I, Lily Marie Evans, like to complain. Therefore I, Lily Marie Evans, will resort to whining to the giant squid of Hogwarts who I like to call Francine. Now with James POV!

SEQUEL to 'Hating you, Loathing Him.' Harry Potter never should have chosen Truth. DMHP SLASH

Hermione is recieving very thoughtful surprises from a secret friend...who?

'I've always found the way Hagrid looks at me vaguely worrying. It's as though he'd love to get his hands on me in my transformed state...' RemusxHagrid. SLASH! Remus' PoV.

An alternate ending to the Izzy episode.

Draco Malfoy can pinpoint to the exact minute when his world came tumbling down around him. DMHP SLASH Oneshot

One of Howl's attempted conquests is a little... out of the norm.

Ginny used to dream of happily ever afters. She used to dream of princes and castles and heros with scars. [ginnyluna femmeslash]

Amongst dancing lessons, James wonders what would happen if things were different

A look into the life of Zack and Cody as they grow together and apart. ZackCody

AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE

Stuart Minkus knows three things. MinkusShawn, CoryShawn

Tom Riddle wants to prove that how Harry defeated Voldemort is very important to him, indeed, but it having some issues with exactly how to spell it out for him. Takes place in the chamber in CoS.

A little story though the eyes of person in love with a person who doesn't want to be tied down. RonXHarry, OOC major.

Everyone thinks they have Mark and Roger all figured out. The way they act, everyone has figured out who loves who.

Ron and Hermione make up. Post-Yule Ball AU.

Dudley Dursley is perfectly normal. Luna Lovegood is not. Dudley hates anything abnormal. Luna finds normal a little boring. What happens when they meet? Oneshot. Warning: contains a weird pairing.

One kiss changes the lives of two unsuspecting boys. :::Zack/Cody incest slash:::

Sometimes even if you don't know it, love is always there. It takes something to make you realize it. HarryRon. slash

This is why they try to leave dinner to Ron. Implied Trio ship.

Ron and Hermione are worried about Harry. They should be. Harry?, complete crackfic

There really wasn't much more to it than that. ZSCD unrequited.

FINISHED First fanfiction ever! But do not run away : It's a [relatively] short story whereby Fred asks Hermione out and she refuses to believe him. Set in the early part of book 5 before things get SERIOUS.

The soul of a dead girl accidentally ends up in Raven's body. Will the Titans be able to get their friend back, or are they stuck with the new Raven? RobinRaven

One fine morning, two creatures meet each other by the side of the Lake Hogwarts. Despite the deep bond they share, circumstances force them apart, leaving them to dream. Possible squick factor, NOT a humour fic! SLASH SnapeGiant Squid.

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

You can't hide things in a Weasley. [PercyRon] Incest, slash.

Severus Snape is ill and Remus Lupin is told by Dumbledore to look after him. Features friendly!Severus. K plus. Oneshot.

Charlie WeasleyxPansy Parkinson. During GoF, Charlie Weasley and Pansy Parkinson's PoVs. Oneshot. Mild T

Why Draco hates Rubeus Hagrid. Oneshot. DracoxHagrid. Draco Malfoy's PoV, Draco's first year.

One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.

During GoF Quidditch cup. Narcissa Malfoy's PoV when she sees Hermione Granger. Mild T. WARNING: Femmeslash, NarcissaxHermione.

Someone is remembering something that happened in Ootp. Unexpected slash. Oneshot. Mild T.

Can things get any worse? Ron Weasley doesn't believe they can, and he's never felt so happy in his life.

The time has finally come, Tommy,' said Harry gravely, wand in hand. 'It's down to this. Me or you, good and evil. One against the other. Mortal combat.' Oneshot.

Drabble fic, just over 500 words, Harry likes to wink, indignation and bad Quidditch ensue. Humor fic.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

Mark and Roger have a little chat regarding certain personal problems, and Maureen makes things worse. Some canon, slight Roger Mark stuff going on, and excessive Mark embarrassment. Rated R just to be safe.

One Shot. I show not your face, but your heart's desire. What Dumbledore really sees in the Mirror of Erised. Blatantly ignores DH.

Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE

COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.

Cornelius Fudge thinks about Sirius Black! Oneshot, thank goodness. WARNING! SLASH Sirius BlackxCornelius Fudge.

PostOotP Harry has some questions for Remus concerning his relationship with Sirius [SBRL slash implied]

He was their friend! A drabble from Ron's point of view during the scene in the PoA movie.

Hermione has lost something very important to her. The only problem is, she doesn't know what she's lost, or why she needs to bend time and space to find it. In a world where she can't seem to find any answers, will somebody unexpected find her?

Sirius and Remus decided that seventeen year old boys did not fall in love, and if they did it certainly wasn't with other blokes. [fluff, not angst I promise][SBRL]

Eloise Midgen finds the Mirror of Erised.

Hermione & Oliver concoct a scheme to throw off potential unwanted suitors. Better summery inside. I promise, it's really good! RR please! complete!

[PreRENT] The chronicles of Mark and Maureen, quite possibly the most humorously mismatched couple, canon or otherwise, in the fandom. Here, we explore the good, the bad, and the humiliating, with a dose of humor, mostly in the form of a slashy Roger.

Luna's saying odder things than usual. RL

Since Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...

Sirius leaves Azkaban when Harry is just a baby. Will he steal Harry from the neglectful Dursleys? And if he does, will they be able to stay hidden? Especially with a wise Headmaster, a shattered werewolf and a very much alive traitor looking for them.

A short little humourous ficlet about Seamus' love troubles and Luna's dilemma.

COMPLETE! Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry's father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.

Set in S4 right after Oz leaves Willow. Willow takes a chance and goes after Oz in a vain attempt to try and reconcile, only to run into a rogue demon hunter who isn't willing to see her hurt any more. Wesley&Willow - Complete

Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.

Sirius has an epiphany regarding Remus... [RemusSirius]

Harry attempts to rid himself of Luna but does something very foolish and squid-like instead. One shot.

Shawn's musings on Cory at age 13. One shot, slash

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Harry falls for a fat chick.

What if Sybil Trelawney had lied to Dumbledore and made up the Prophesy just so she could get a cushy job at Hogwarts? And how would this affect Harry and Voldemort during the final confrontation. Rated PG13 for harsh language and sexual innuendo.

[Finished] An accident with Hermione's timeturner and Neville's potion thrusts her into an alternate dimention, in which Harry's a pratt, Neville's fameous and Draco is a hero.

Remus meets the famous author Gilderoy Lockhart, but he's not his biggest fan. Slash

Why has Professor Flitwick shown up at the gay bar where Remus Lupin works? Slash

-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...

COMPLETE! SLASH! Veela Story! After reading so many bad Veela stories, I have decided to write a parody about how they all break down into a basic storyline. HPDM.

Draco teaches Dudley a few things about emotions when they encounter each other on the Dursley's drive. Slash.

[DracoHermione][oneshot] War is oddly like a game of chess...

That 'Weasley is our King' sure had a catchy tune.' Draco never leaves Ron alone and Ron wants to know why. Set during OotP. ONESHOT.

Thirteenyearold Nymphadora Tonks never knew she had a cousin. When she meets him, she wonders what this Avocado he keeps on talking about is. Perhaps Draco isn't as innocent as Nymphadora thought...

Severus Snape is a very intriguing man. One girl considers him, and realizes just how fake he really is.

What exactly do Sirius and Remus consider a drinking song?

Ron finds out Hermione's in love with a Weasley. And it's not him; it's a her. RH all the way. That Ron, he misinterprets so much! A PoorRon! fic. Happy endings all around.

Filch fantasizes about the Weasley Twins. Not in the way you're thinking, though.

Complete As a result of a potion gone wrong, Hermione, Neville and Ron find themselves in the Marauder's time at Hogwarts with no way to return.

After falling through the Veil and while traveling through AU's, Sirius finds a world with only slight differences from his world. Slight, but of the utmost importance to him. Slash RLSB

After falling through the Veil, Sirius travels through several AU's. In this one, Sirius discovers a world in which Remus is a Muggle. Slash RLSB

Peeves gives a brief explanation about who he is, why he is that way, and why he does his job so damn well. One-shot.

Rated R Just to be safe. One shot fic. It's about Hagrid confessing his love for Harry. How will he react? almost Slash warning

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Searching for answers, Remus stumbles across the Mirror of Erised and only comes away with more questions. SB/RL slash.

An AU taking place in the last five minutes of "New Moon Rising" and onwards, this is my attempt to justify my deep-seated conviction that Willow, Tara, and Oz would make a cute threesome.

Harry and Ginny find their picnic on the lake interrupted by an irate Estella the Giant Squid. Harry/Ginny Harry/Giant Squid

Have you ever had a theory...?

A short Crabbe soliloquy: what goes on in the mind of the 'fat oaf?

Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?

A spell placed on Angel causes some problems for Xander. Slash

Harry walks in on Ron doing something that most boys their age do while they're alone...Singing and dancing like an idiot to rock music. More singing, dancing, and acidwashed jeans follow.

Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.