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Razor Cut Smile: Yet Another Halloween Fanfiction by Colleen reviews
It's Halloween yet again, and this time when Xander goes to buy his plastic gun his attention strays to a lovely set of silver razors. Crossover Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Sweeney Todd.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,918 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 4/17/2008
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 305,310 - Reviews: 6634 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7828 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5500 - Favs: 5,746 - Follows: 7,214 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Martian Manhunter by Mediancat reviews
Veronica Mars ends up in the Buffyverse, knowing what's coming and unable to do anything about it. Or so she thinks . . .
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 98 - Words: 262,362 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Veronica - Complete
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
RWDM Drabbles 100 100s by Amanita Jackson reviews
Just what it says on the tin. All genres I can squeeze into 100 words, all prompted with a random word generator, all RWDM. Now featuring 30/100 of the 100 100s challenge. They continue! Fo' real fo' real, this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Seqeul to It Happens Every Day by oncethrown reviews
Shawn and Cory have been together for a couple months.While Shawn begins to worry about how thier relationship is changing, Cory has other secrets. Will be removed from FF April 15th
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,743 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Cory M., Shawn H. - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 408,087 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Soul to Keep by JacksBoonie reviews
AU: JD/Perry slash! America is at war with itself. JD and others have risen in defiance, offering assistance to both sides, to ALL Americans. But the government is searching for them. For him. How long can he stay below their radar without being caught?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Three Kisses to Paradise by Semmi reviews
Three kisses with Shawn turn Cory's world upside down in the best way possible. CoryxShawnxTopanga
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Compensation by Melody Wilde reviews
On the voyage home, Anthony saved Todd's life, cared for him during his illness, and became his friend and more . Now, Anthony wants to find a way to stay with Todd. This has become an AU, exploring how this might change the events of the play/movie.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,396 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry and his Problems by PaddyWaddy reviews
sequel to Consequences of Stupid and Curious Harry. Various things happen, this chapter Harry confesses he likes Draco,but now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Nostalgia Strikes by Yabberli reviews
Mitt, now king of Dalemark, is passing by Holand and can't resist a quick visit. He dodges his guards and returns to the city of his childhood. One-shot.
Dalemark Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Opening a New Book by Solstice Muse reviews
A Harry/Ron/Hermione one shot for the Summer Solstice. The trio spend their last moments together before Hermione leaves to find her parents in Australia. They watch the sunrise and talk about the next chapter in their lives...or will it be a new book?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Deluminating by Solstice Muse reviews
Ron's encounter with the Horcrux left him open to more than just his own thoughts. Fortunately the Deluminator adapts to help him once again. DH canon compliant A Ron and Ginny sibling fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,117 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbeldore's crackpot schemes by Terciel reviews
This is a series of oneshots of Dumbledore's random schemes over the years to get rid of Voldemort. The first chapter is in answer to a challenge from clairful. Please R&R. thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008
Blue and Red by DevDev reviews
Sawyer can't count how many times Claire tries to kill herself after Aaron is gone. First story of my 'Can't Love, Can't Hurt' series
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Claire, Sawyer - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by DevDev reviews
The first time it happens, the Oceanic 6 aren't even gone yet. Sawyer/Claire.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Claire, Sawyer - Complete
Once Upon a Night in Sunnydale by Paradoqz reviews
The night-shift in Sunnydale. It's enough to drive you to drink.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Spike, Joyce S. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
Constant Vigilance by atruwriter reviews
Very few knew why Alastor Moody was so adamant on constant vigilance. It was a sorrowful lesson learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/15/2008 - [Alastor M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fangirls Gone Too Far by strawberrycannibal reviews
The boho'a have been taken into custody for murder! But what happens when its just two obsessed fangirl policemen? Continued on request and cowritten with missxflawless
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Erstwhile Sweet Baboo by EstellaB reviews
Linus opened the Valentine almost as a ritual. It was never a surprise, was it?
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Rock Bottom by Gandalf3213 reviews
What would happen if the characters knew they were being manipulated by J.K. Rowling? Various character's thoughts in different situations where they are confronted with their fictional existance. Chapter 12: Ron vs. Cold
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Metaphor for Change by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] Five things Albus Dumbledore could not bring himself to say to Gellert Grindelwald. (One of them is a lie.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
While You Were Gone by atruwriter reviews
With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr - [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
My SoCalled Afterlife by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It's a nice gravestone.' 'Yeah,' I agreed, 'It is.' When plague sweeps the nation, JD finds himself having to divide his time between being a grim reaper and being a doctor. Takes place after My Deadly Little Secret.
Crossover - Scrubs & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - John D./J.D. - Complete
Allure by KissThis reviews
February Fic-A-Day. Hermione's always coming in and out of people's lives - work pulls her away, and something about her pulls others after. An unidentifiable allure. Sirius/Remus/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Taken Off Guard by friv0lity reviews
If he doesn’t wanna give you what you want, what you deserve, Bella,” she whispered in a low husky tone, “I will.” // Bella/Rosalie. Slashy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Heroine by magickal1 reviews
Bella meets Edward. Edward woos Bella. A general mockery of the first half of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Your Boy is Like a Memory by lightning bug reviews
At the end of her fourth summer, Maewen can't help but wonder if Mitt will appear.
Dalemark Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Silvertongue by imagines writes reviews
What the fortune-teller knew. ::Remus/Sirius::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Routine by DasMervin reviews
Devil's Island--routine was what made it a prison. Routine--from the convicts to the guards, everyone was a prisoner to that horrible, monotonous routine.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/14/2008
If Only He Had The Chance by sellthelie reviews
FredHermione: He had had his chance, and he'd done nothing. It was really his own fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Beneath your skin by jennygiraffadil reviews
With the death of the last Marauder, the map begins revealing some of its creators secrets and stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To give you the Universe by jennygiraffadil reviews
Remus is the moon. Sirius is the stars. This is their world now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love Love Love by KatieBell70 reviews
How Luna repainted her ceiling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
True Love Never Did by Realmer06 reviews
She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Live Bed Show by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron conspire to give Hermione her sexual fantasy for Christmas...the two of them willing to do anything she wants for a whole hour. DH Epilogue compliant. Canon trio slash, yes I managed to write het slash for you! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Physical by daflippnay reviews
JD needs a physical. JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Life and Death of Mary Sue, the Mary Sue by streco reviews
Let's see how a Mary Sue can screw up the lives of our favorite bohos. [MarkOC, OCRoger, MimiRoger, MaureenOC, MaureenJoanne, JoanneOC and CollinsLaughHisAssOff MimiSwordofDoom love... pentagon :D] borderline crack!fic.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
To Let You Go by CharloBlack reviews
On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,177 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Night of the Anas by shewhoguards reviews
“I bet it sneaked up here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, remember that poisonous duck?” The story behind the escaped poisonous duck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Paninaro '95 by Harmonic Friction reviews
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle-31a reviews
Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Gay Abandon by Crystal Haze reviews
And they’re at it again. James’ POV. SBRL slash, JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Thrill of the Chase, Etcetera by tout-a-coup reviews
Harry is going to seduce Ron. Even if it kills him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Granite Arms by Dignified Madman reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmet have gone hunting. Edward and Jasper have an intimate conversation at their camp ground. EdwardJasper. Slash. Fluff. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Waiting for Luna by Bagge reviews
Xenophilius waits for his daughter to come home
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Why Can't Life Have Ratings? by JKWhite reviews
James walks in on something he didn't expect. RS, RSJ, LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Tell Me You Regret Me? by Schermionie reviews
TRxGW "…be a man… try… try for some remorse…" Dark Lords did not feel remorse – but if he had, if Tom Riddle had felt even one second of regret, it would have been for her. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - [Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
You Can Put Me In Prison by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks - Complete
Rubbish by Page of Cups reviews
Draco is outraged. He should sue for defamation of character. DH spoilers. RonxDraco. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Of Hallows and Horcruxes by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Seven ironies of Tom Riddle at Hogwarts. Nominated for two RL Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Day Break by Nunda reviews
Casey keeps waking up to the same day. But why? And more importantly, what can she do to save the ones she loves?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,371 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
save your breaths by imagines writes reviews
Sirius is the first to break. [Four times Remus was with Sirius during the wars. Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rare and Sacred Time by imagines writes reviews
This time, Sirius won't leave. [The aftermath of That Prank. Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
hide away the moon by imagines writes reviews
Sirius is dashing in his dress robes, and Sirius is dashing to get out of his dress robes. [Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Kneazles Fly by imagines writes reviews
Remus Lupin's bike, meet Sirius Black. Sirius, meet your worst enemy. [Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Highway Code by shewhoguards reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3742 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Questionable Taste by A Ferret Called Silver reviews
Albus catches Aberforth in an uncomfortable situation in the barn. Probably not what you're thinking. crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The boy with the blue hair by Rose Kneazle reviews
DH spoilers! An odd encounter with a metamorphagus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Two Way Mirror by sugarless reviews
Draco reflects on the girl who once had him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., Parvati P. - Complete
D' Name by MissMune reviews
“Dudley,” Luna repeated, as though thinking deeply about his name. “You best watch out for Dimpering Isigots. They attack people with ‘D’ names, you know.” Post DH Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Dudley D., Luna L. - Complete
A Night on the Knight Bus by Dignified Madman reviews
Harry has just stormed out of his Aunt and Uncles’ house after blowing up dear old Aunt Marge. Frustrated, and without a place to go, Harry accidentally summons the Knight Bus. In this crack fic, Harry gets hit upon by Stan Shunpike.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Disbelieving in Trees by Potter47 reviews
Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,988 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Inevitable by jennygiraffadil reviews
Harry and Ron have shared a lot of kisses over the years and they counted every single one. Up until the time it actually means something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Rats from a sinking ship by Bagge reviews
Wormtail has an offer for Tonks. An offer of the kind you don't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Peter P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Fairy Pendant by Bagge reviews
A look back at that sad day when Luna was nine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Age Old Question by goldenone reviews
Mark finally lets out what has been bothering him all this time... rated for language and drug content
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Mark C., T. Collins - Complete
The Boy by Poetique reviews
Hermione, in her third year, would have never guessed where the Time Turner took her for a few brief moments. Oneshot. Very cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Was He? by Failing to Fall Out of Love reviews
Just a look at the person James Potter was, underneath the cocky and overconfident exterior. Made for prompt 084, which happens to be He. For my Fanfiction 100.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P. - Complete
Light My Candle: Roger Style by streco reviews
Written by me and my cousin. Roger's humored thoughts throughout Light My Candle. Involves him trying to rhyme and having difficulty. It's very funny :
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 337 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Willow Affair by A Ferret Called Silver reviews
Crack fic. Remus is scared of leaving the shrieking shack, for one very specific reason. RemusWhomping Willow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Nightwalking by Kireshai reviews
Ron can't sleep, so he walks the dungeons at night, and then he finds out something he rather wouldn't have known. Drarry, T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fragments by InASwirlofSnow reviews
Calling all RHr shippers! Ever thought that sometimes Harry gets in the way of all the action? So, let’s gently shove him aside and let Hermione tell her version of the drastic LuckyPotions Incident. Warnings: HBP spoilers, fluff, and some intense drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
70 Ways by CaramelBoost reviews
70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Weather the Storm by Chrystalline Tears reviews
There are some things that some people just won't or can't understand. Fred and George find out first hand what one of them is. FredGeorge. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Horcrux Diaries by Schermionie reviews
Haven't you ever thought that being a Horcrux isn't all fun and games? Have you ever considered that being whined to by a random girl constantly isn't all that pleasant? Introducing: the Horcrux Diaries. Sequel to 'Idiots Think We're Evil'. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Those Bloody Book Obsessed Buggers by VampireApple reviews
Every single day at lest ten Harry Potter fans would run head long into a brick wall. No Paiting. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Second Chances by Mystical Magician reviews
WickedHP crossover. After being flung, nearly dead, into a new world, Elphaba fashioned a life for herself as one Minerva McGonagall. A new arrival threatens to shatter the second chance she worked so hard to attain. ADMM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Minerva M., Elphaba T. - Complete
Colors by lovablegeek reviews
[PreRENT] Benny thinks of Roger in colors, until all the color goes out of him. RogerBenny [One shot]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Benny C., Roger D. - Complete
Jealousy by maebyfunkebluth reviews
Ron comes up with a brilliant plan to make Hermione jealous. Fortunately the plan goes horribly wrong. Warning: Slash Galore! Twoshot, new chapter added! Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How To Make Bubbles Amusing by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Raising Hell or what he does best by redireas reviews
It was an utterly undeniable fact: Peeves had a crush on Lily Marie Evans. And everyone knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Three Lists by FallenShateiel reviews
Three lists about Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Forever and For Always by sparklespaz16 reviews
Hermione and Draco have been dating for four months in secret. there is a karaoke contest in the great hall one night and they are chosen to sing. they choose a song to put their relationship out in the open. cute! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In His Arms by sellthelie reviews
She wanted that again. Hermione & Greg Goyle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Gregory G., Hermione G. - Complete
Little White Lie by Lady Lithe reviews
Just because I wanted to grab you and to snog your bloody clueless brains out, Potter, means nothing! Absoutely nothing! Because right now I wouldn’t kiss you, you pathetic arse, if you were the very last insufferable prat on the face of the earth! HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The dreamy one by Levi Snowfractal reviews
Harry and Luna oneshot. Harry finds himself thinking about Luna Lovegood while in detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Becoming Brothers by SisterDear reviews
ABANDONED. They’ve made it through the summer without killing each other, but there’s far more to becoming brothers than that. AU time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
How It Should Be by Miss Anna Marie reviews
One shot. Shawn thinks about Cory.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Letters by ChocoholicBec reviews
Hermione, sitting by Ron's bedside in HBP, composes a letter in her head. RH. Rated T, just in case. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
10 Things JK Rowling Never Wrote by Argosy reviews
Selfindulgent silliness. Ten noncanon facts. Or perhaps they're secretly canon?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Name is Bell, Katie Bell by katdance666 reviews
A frustrated Katie Bell endeavors to persuade her stubborn quidditch captain that she in fact HAS a first name, and that he should use it upon occasion, only to find that she quite prefers the alternative when it comes down to it… KBOW oneshot. review?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Voldemort plans on World Domination by TheFunkyDurian reviews
What's this? Violently rape a cow? Ask wormtail for a foot massage? What is Voldemort writing about? And why did Hermione have a banana with her as she and Harry stormed out of their flat? Hmmmm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Blood and Dust and Potatoes by mapleandmahogany reviews
Ron always knew Harry could die in battle, but he never expected to lose him like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Destruction of his own making by Bagge reviews
Voldemort has himself created the very people that will bring him down. These are just a few examples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crookshanks is doing it again by Hellen Lou reviews
Crookshanks ponders on an interloper in Hermione's life
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How I got a Boyfriend Before Lunch in Detention by LunaSky reviews
The thoughts of Ginny Weasley. What happens when you put Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy in the same detention room for two hours. What happens when he starts staring at her? CHAOS! Rated M for lang. GINNY HAS A POTTY MOUTH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Mum's the Word by fictionalcandie reviews
The Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Secrets? Everyone Has Secrets by SerenityFrogLuvr3 reviews
Basically, the group is divulging some of their innermost secrets. Some are serious, some are funny, and some are just a little weird. coughrogercough
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
How Not To Get Into Actors' Equity by alwaysflying reviews
An OffBroadway show is casting. Manhattan's newest arrivals are actors, and need a place to start. AU.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love You To Death by Nunda reviews
Pleasure spiked with pain. There's nothing like it. Dark Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Identical by freakanature06 reviews
Neville asks the Twins if they really are identical. They explain to him how they are. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - George W., Neville L. - Complete
Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had by Roga reviews
Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2007 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
I Never Should Have Let Them Dance by BeautifulyTragic reviews
Jonathon lookes back and almost regrets letting the Lioness go...untill he sees that she will be happier with our favorite thief that she ever would be as a queen with him.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Tortall - Complete
UNexpecting by Hellen Lou reviews
Hermione pregnant.... Ron and Luna married and Harry scared... what the hell is going on, well summary inside for you to find out. and of course the greatest question is a pregnant really that scary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Everything Revolves by A Moment In Subtext reviews
Part of the 'Reality' series. Shawn has a theory about the universe. The moon revolves around the earth, the earth revolves around the sun, the sun revolves around something in the center of the universe, and everything else revolves around Cory Matthews.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
This Is New York by alwaysflying reviews
Due to circumstances beyond his control, Mark ends up at a club. So does Roger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
A Poem Read by Eppy the House Elf by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Eppy the House Elf from Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody recites a poem written by the late, great Doris Wishman.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Say it, Prongslet! by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] James and Sirius are competing to be Harry's first word. They're in for a little surprise [Drabble fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Everybody Knows by Person4 reviews
It was Cory's pride that made Shawn lean forward and kiss him. Written for Yuletide 2006.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Forever Young by alwaysflying reviews
AU. Mark is five, and scared. Roger, Collins, and Benny find him on the street. And with time, they become more of a family than the Cohens ever were.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,215 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Us? Friends? by Schermionie reviews
"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
True Hufflepuff by Junsui reviews
The true Helga behind the one painted by history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Helga H. - Complete
On Origins of Mistletoe by Amanita Jackson reviews
The day Draco starts up rumors that Harry and Ron are dating is also the day that the three boys are partnered up in Herbology to hang enchanted mistletoe. See Ron face elbowing from Hermione, boykissing, and vouyeristic SemiAncient Runes students! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Within These Walls by Solstice Muse reviews
Their master has fallen and their people are in Azkaban.All the remaining Death Eaters have left is 18 hostages and one demand...but the ministry doesn't negotiate with terrorists.WARNING:GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ron W., Lee J. - Complete
Flirt by silver-etoile reviews
Seamus is a flirt and nobody cares. Well... except Dean, that is. [Seamus Dean Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Nothing in Common by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
As far as everyone can see, Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood have absolutely nothing in common. But that's not exactly true, as Percy can attest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Sleeping Beau by magique reviews
Oneshot. A gay, very suggestive version of Sleeping Beauty. No character left untainted.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
The Program by toestastegood reviews
[CharliexSawyer, Slash] Sawyer's day had been going pretty well right until a Bruce Lee wannabe saved his life then turned it upside down. [AU]
Lost - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sawyer, Charlie - Complete
Stockholm by Spinner Dolphin reviews
What does one do, when held hostage by a favorite character from a world that only exists in a book? What if that character doesn't turn out to be as nice as one thought? Complete. A Mary Sue with a bit of psychology. Revised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,341 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 454 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Every Potters' Weakness by upon-request reviews
There is a rule that Potters go for redheads. Harry Potter is no exception. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Birthday Suprise by Nympheas reviews
The Weasleys get a bit of a shock when they show up to throw Percy a surprise birthday party. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Fifteen by mysid reviews
After falling through the Veil, Sirius visits several AU's. On this world, he encounters teenage versions of himself and his friends. Does he dare offer advice to his counterpart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 329 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Hero by Solstice Muse reviews
Little oneshot about an unsung hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Amortentia by Exwhyzed reviews
Drabble. Tom Riddle makes a startling discovery during Potions. Vaguely slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Horace S. - Complete
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Confession by Rukia-sama reviews
It’s a love that is not allowed, it’s a secret that can’t be shared. Denying it only makes hearts ache with sadness. Actually a WAAF story. ZackxCody. Incest, Be warned!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Chocolate Frog cards by Bagge reviews
Albus once said that he didn't care what the ministry did to him, as long as they didn't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards... What's so special about those cards, I wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Some People Were Just Meant to be Unicycles by L. Dora Willows reviews
“Well, I mean you, and Ron, and Hermione, you’re rather like a muggle tricycle, aren’t you?” “We’re like a – what?” He failed to see how he and his two best friends resembled a form of transportation reserved for muggle children. RHr, HG, onesided LunaRon
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6304 - Favs: 4,886 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
No one else by But He Hit Me First reviews
Fluffy RonDraco slash. Very short
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Forward To The Past by Long live the pickles reviews
Harry goes back in time & finds himself back in his parents forth year.Of course his parents don't know that he's their son.Will Harry steal James's lime light?How will Lily react to Harry Smith the exchange student..from the 21st century?Sequel out now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Worth It by Warui-Usagi reviews
Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Stallions by Harmonic Friction reviews
Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Widening Gyre by Rurouni Star reviews
[oneshot] Set in the Twisted Timeline world. Before the beginning was a terrible end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by opalish reviews
Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Coffee by Starlight Gardenia reviews
Chuckie gets invited to Tommy's house for some coffee! TommyChuckie pairing slash.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Chuckie F., Tommy P. - Complete
Never give up by Snow Empress reviews
Sister piece to 'Why I get jealous'. Ron reads Hermione's diary, and confronts her. She isn't exactly pleased about it. Pure, unadulterated fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Idiots think we're evil by Schermionie reviews
It's not easy being a Horcrux, you know. A glimpse into the life of a Horcrux! Oneshot obviously. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006 - OC - Complete
Unexpected by TheGoldenSeraphim reviews
Drabble. Dumbledore never saw her coming, the one person he hadn't planned on entering Harry's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thousand Words by Ravenclaw42 reviews
Harry gets more information than he'd bargained for while looking through old photos of the Marauders at school. Implied RemusSirius. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Still Love Him by Deadsy Dreams reviews
Drabble thingy. FredGeorge slashyness. Just a little look into thier lives together. Kinda. Let me know what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Lesson 1 by Elphaba Tiggular reviews
[PreRENT] When Roger gets a sick call from a singer in his band, he turns to Mark, who claims he can't sing. A simple voice lesson turns out to be much more. MR slash. Written for speedrent
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
After All by hairymclary reviews
Ginny Weasley is convinced she is in love with Gilderoy Lockhart... but is she? GinnyxLockhart, GinnyxHarry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ginny W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best of My Ability by Mediancat reviews
Veronica's quest for the truth, pushed as far as it can be pushed.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Veronica - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations with the Giant Squid by Giant Squuidy reviews
Twoshot. I, Lily Marie Evans, have teenage angst. Therefore I, Lily Marie Evans, like to complain. Therefore I, Lily Marie Evans, will resort to whining to the giant squid of Hogwarts who I like to call Francine. Now with James POV!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Loving Him Adoring You by PenguinsOfDoom reviews
SEQUEL to 'Hating you, Loathing Him.' Harry Potter never should have chosen Truth. DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweets for my Sweet by sellthelie reviews
Hermione is recieving very thoughtful surprises from a secret friend...who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Gregory G., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
As If To Say by hairymclary reviews
'I've always found the way Hagrid looks at me vaguely worrying. It's as though he'd love to get his hands on me in my transformed state...' RemusxHagrid. SLASH! Remus' PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Remus L., Rubeus H. - Complete
Thanks to Izzy by Lanku reviews
An alternate ending to the Izzy episode.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Chuckie F., Dil P. - Complete
Hating You, Loathing Him by PenguinsOfDoom reviews
Draco Malfoy can pinpoint to the exact minute when his world came tumbling down around him. DMHP SLASH Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Quite the Usual by Inglorious DMK reviews
One of Howl's attempted conquests is a little... out of the norm.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Happily Ever Afters by mackitten reviews
Ginny used to dream of happily ever afters. She used to dream of princes and castles and heros with scars. [ginnyluna femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
If by mackitten reviews
Amongst dancing lessons, James wonders what would happen if things were different
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Timeless by Solstice Muse reviews
Dumbledore kept him exactly where he was supposed to be all his life.When Ron turned 18 Dumbledore's spell had run its course.Now he learns to deal with a very unique problem...Time Epilepsy.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,792 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through the Years by Semmi reviews
A look into the life of Zack and Cody as they grow together and apart. ZackCody
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 4962 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Outside by Semmi reviews
Stuart Minkus knows three things. MinkusShawn, CoryShawn
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Trouble With Anagrams by magickal1 reviews
Tom Riddle wants to prove that how Harry defeated Voldemort is very important to him, indeed, but it having some issues with exactly how to spell it out for him. Takes place in the chamber in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Responsibility and Expectations by Bramblerose4 reviews
A little story though the eyes of person in love with a person who doesn't want to be tied down. RonXHarry, OOC major.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone But Him by Gilded Muse reviews
Everyone thinks they have Mark and Roger all figured out. The way they act, everyone has figured out who loves who.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
I'll Make You Shut Up by magickal1 reviews
Ron and Hermione make up. Post-Yule Ball AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by InsanityInside reviews
Dudley Dursley is perfectly normal. Luna Lovegood is not. Dudley hates anything abnormal. Luna finds normal a little boring. What happens when they meet? Oneshot. Warning: contains a weird pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Dudley D., Luna L. - Complete
The Magic of Mistletoe by Amphitrite II reviews
One kiss changes the lives of two unsuspecting boys. :::Zack/Cody incest slash:::
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Friendship and Love by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Sometimes even if you don't know it, love is always there. It takes something to make you realize it. HarryRon. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dinner Plans by Mad Maudlin reviews
This is why they try to leave dinner to Ron. Implied Trio ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
One True Pairing by Mad Maudlin reviews
Ron and Hermione are worried about Harry. They should be. Harry?, complete crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Chronology by Mad Maudlin reviews
There really wasn't much more to it than that. ZSCD unrequited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Cedric D. - Complete
But I was being serious! by graceandfire reviews
FINISHED First fanfiction ever! But do not run away : It's a [relatively] short story whereby Fred asks Hermione out and she refuses to believe him. Set in the early part of book 5 before things get SERIOUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Another's Eyes by raspberrytart reviews
The soul of a dead girl accidentally ends up in Raven's body. Will the Titans be able to get their friend back, or are they stuck with the new Raven? RobinRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Fine Morning by Hopeakaarme reviews
One fine morning, two creatures meet each other by the side of the Lake Hogwarts. Despite the deep bond they share, circumstances force them apart, leaving them to dream. Possible squick factor, NOT a humour fic! SLASH SnapeGiant Squid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Snowballed by animalisticigus reviews
You can't hide things in a Weasley. [PercyRon] Incest, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Chocolate and Paracetamol by hairymclary reviews
Severus Snape is ill and Remus Lupin is told by Dumbledore to look after him. Features friendly!Severus. K plus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Beneath the Flame by hairymclary reviews
Charlie WeasleyxPansy Parkinson. During GoF, Charlie Weasley and Pansy Parkinson's PoVs. Oneshot. Mild T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Charlie W., Pansy P. - Complete
A Different Type of Dragon by hairymclary reviews
Why Draco hates Rubeus Hagrid. Oneshot. DracoxHagrid. Draco Malfoy's PoV, Draco's first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cliché by hairymclary reviews
During GoF Quidditch cup. Narcissa Malfoy's PoV when she sees Hermione Granger. Mild T. WARNING: Femmeslash, NarcissaxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Remember? by hairymclary reviews
Someone is remembering something that happened in Ootp. Unexpected slash. Oneshot. Mild T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Until Reality Starts by penguininpink reviews
Can things get any worse? Ron Weasley doesn't believe they can, and he's never felt so happy in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
We Have Cookies by fictionalcandie reviews
The time has finally come, Tommy,' said Harry gravely, wand in hand. 'It's down to this. Me or you, good and evil. One against the other. Mortal combat.' Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Winker by Rayne-Jelly reviews
Drabble fic, just over 500 words, Harry likes to wink, indignation and bad Quidditch ensue. Humor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 265 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Heart to Heart by Don't Believe a Word reviews
Mark and Roger have a little chat regarding certain personal problems, and Maureen makes things worse. Some canon, slight Roger Mark stuff going on, and excessive Mark embarrassment. Rated R just to be safe.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
Mirrored Desires by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. I show not your face, but your heart's desire. What Dumbledore really sees in the Mirror of Erised. Blatantly ignores DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Breathe by hairymclary reviews
Cornelius Fudge thinks about Sirius Black! Oneshot, thank goodness. WARNING! SLASH Sirius BlackxCornelius Fudge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - C. Fudge, Sirius B. - Complete
Into the Darkness by mackitten reviews
PostOotP Harry has some questions for Remus concerning his relationship with Sirius [SBRL slash implied]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Devotion by Midzst reviews
He was their friend! A drabble from Ron's point of view during the scene in the PoA movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon by Charzzzzz reviews
Hermione has lost something very important to her. The only problem is, she doesn't know what she's lost, or why she needs to bend time and space to find it. In a world where she can't seem to find any answers, will somebody unexpected find her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Not A Love Story by mackitten reviews
Sirius and Remus decided that seventeen year old boys did not fall in love, and if they did it certainly wasn't with other blokes. [fluff, not angst I promise][SBRL]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ecned If Nocfles by Essy Lasaylan reviews
Eloise Midgen finds the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Eloise M. - Complete
Beautiful by opalish reviews
But it had been Arthur who won her heart, and Arthur who kept it. She'd been beautiful, yes, but she'd never had eyes for anyone but the gawky redheaded Weasley boy with his awkward, lopsided smile. MollyArthur fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Contract by TyBass31 reviews
Hermione & Oliver concoct a scheme to throw off potential unwanted suitors. Better summery inside. I promise, it's really good! RR please! complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
There Was This Girl by Don't Believe a Word reviews
[PreRENT] The chronicles of Mark and Maureen, quite possibly the most humorously mismatched couple, canon or otherwise, in the fandom. Here, we explore the good, the bad, and the humiliating, with a dose of humor, mostly in the form of a slashy Roger.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,031 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
None So Blind by opalish reviews
...as those who refuse to see. Dumbledore visits Petunia the summer after Harry's fifth year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
I Feel Fine by Mad Maudlin reviews
Luna's saying odder things than usual. RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
The Veil Can Wait by Backroads reviews
Since Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,067 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Start by Stars Enchantress reviews
Sirius leaves Azkaban when Harry is just a baby. Will he steal Harry from the neglectful Dursleys? And if he does, will they be able to stay hidden? Especially with a wise Headmaster, a shattered werewolf and a very much alive traitor looking for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,409 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
George by Kaethir reviews
A short little humourous ficlet about Seamus' love troubles and Luna's dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Luna L., Seamus F.
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Delicate by Eurydice11 reviews
Set in S4 right after Oz leaves Willow. Willow takes a chance and goes after Oz in a vain attempt to try and reconcile, only to run into a rogue demon hunter who isn't willing to see her hurt any more. Wesley&Willow - Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Willow R., Wesley W. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
Just Here To The Left of You by iheartGayjewishboysApparel reviews
RENT Songfic. Based on a song written by Adam Pascal. Complete slash. MR.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Epiphany by mackitten reviews
Sirius has an epiphany regarding Remus... [RemusSirius]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mating Dance by Sarah Elisabeth reviews
Harry attempts to rid himself of Luna but does something very foolish and squid-like instead. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Don't Tell by aisarete reviews
Shawn's musings on Cory at age 13. One shot, slash
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 279 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mark of a Good Woman by Black Raven of Doom reviews
Harry falls for a fat chick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2005
Harry Potter and the Old Fraud by bobsaqqara reviews
What if Sybil Trelawney had lied to Dumbledore and made up the Prophesy just so she could get a cushy job at Hogwarts? And how would this affect Harry and Voldemort during the final confrontation. Rated PG13 for harsh language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
A Different You by Lina Shay reviews
[Finished] An accident with Hermione's timeturner and Neville's potion thrusts her into an alternate dimention, in which Harry's a pratt, Neville's fameous and Draco is a hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Majesty and Mischief by opalish reviews
Convent!Alanna. Because it's classic. NOT AJ! - Chapter Fourteen: House Arrest
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,126 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Tortall
Research by mysid reviews
Remus meets the famous author Gilderoy Lockhart, but he's not his biggest fan. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Remus L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Just Call Me 'Fil' by mysid reviews
Why has Professor Flitwick shown up at the gay bar where Remus Lupin works? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE SLASH Veela Story After reading so many bad Veela stories, I have decided to write a parody about how they all break down into a basic storyline. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Only Stronger by Chainlinks reviews
Draco teaches Dudley a few things about emotions when they encounter each other on the Dursley's drive. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Checkmate by Rurouni Star reviews
[DracoHermione][oneshot] War is oddly like a game of chess...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Crown by Page of Cups reviews
That 'Weasley is our King' sure had a catchy tune.' Draco never leaves Ron alone and Ron wants to know why. Set during OotP. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Avocado by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
Thirteenyearold Nymphadora Tonks never knew she had a cousin. When she meets him, she wonders what this Avocado he keeps on talking about is. Perhaps Draco isn't as innocent as Nymphadora thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2004 - N. Tonks, Draco M. - Complete
Fake by darkriddler reviews
Severus Snape is a very intriguing man. One girl considers him, and realizes just how fake he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Luna L., Severus S.
God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriff by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
What exactly do Sirius and Remus consider a drinking song?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mixed Signals by dresa reviews
Ron finds out Hermione's in love with a Weasley. And it's not him; it's a her. RH all the way. That Ron, he misinterprets so much! A PoorRon! fic. Happy endings all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
God, I Miss the Screaming by Mad Maudlin reviews
Filch fantasizes about the Weasley Twins. Not in the way you're thinking, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Argus F. - Complete
Time to Travel by Cestrel reviews
Complete As a result of a potion gone wrong, Hermione, Neville and Ron find themselves in the Marauder's time at Hogwarts with no way to return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
Without Moony by mysid reviews
After falling through the Veil and while traveling through AU's, Sirius finds a world with only slight differences from his world. Slight, but of the utmost importance to him. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Scent of a Mate by mysid reviews
After falling through the Veil, Sirius travels through several AU's. In this one, Sirius discovers a world in which Remus is a Muggle. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Giving Them Hell by NYgoldfish54 reviews
Peeves gives a brief explanation about who he is, why he is that way, and why he does his job so damn well. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Demented Love by psycial reviews
Rated R Just to be safe. One shot fic. It's about Hagrid confessing his love for Harry. How will he react? almost Slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Reflections of Erised by Bohemian Storm reviews
Searching for answers, Remus stumbles across the Mirror of Erised and only comes away with more questions. SB/RL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Twos and Threes by Tam Cranver reviews
An AU taking place in the last five minutes of "New Moon Rising" and onwards, this is my attempt to justify my deep-seated conviction that Willow, Tara, and Oz would make a cute threesome.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,270 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Oz, Tara M.
20,000 Kisses Under The Sea by Magoo reviews
Harry and Ginny find their picnic on the lake interrupted by an irate Estella the Giant Squid. Harry/Ginny Harry/Giant Squid
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Shards by fael bain reviews
A short Crabbe soliloquy: what goes on in the mind of the 'fat oaf?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Complete
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Cure For Love by Jacob M. Bosch reviews
A spell placed on Angel causes some problems for Xander. Slash
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Desire by Lady Nailo reviews
Harry walks in on Ron doing something that most boys their age do while they're alone...Singing and dancing like an idiot to rock music. More singing, dancing, and acidwashed jeans follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/15/2001 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/3/2001
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