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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1263692, Profile Updated: 08-10-09
Author has written 6 stories for Prince of Tennis, Naruto, and House, M.D..

HI!

I'm Rachael. I also go by Rach, Rat, Ratty, Ratnick, Rachy, Ratshell, Ginger, OI YOU! - Feel free to call me which ever one pleases you most!

I'm a pretty big Manga fan and I like to do the occasional fic for Naruto (I know, I know, like half the population on fanfiction :P) I also like to do fics for friends who ask me. Hence why I will probably upload a fair few House fics, you have been warned. If you'd like something and I feel it in my ability I am more than willing to take requests :P That's right, I'm bribing you all to love me and you know you love it!

Now, some random facts for my own entertainment!

1) I'm naturally ginger. 2) I love Jelly (and Jelly-tots ... hence the name really!) 3) I was voted most likely to become a murder (I don't see why? I think I'm lovely! There is however one friend who will die only by my hands ... It's a long running joke ... pointless me telling you really) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 4) I like to sew silly little plushies in order to amuse myself.

Note to all who read this: I am SLIGHTLY strange. I do apologise and hope that doesn't stop you talking to me!

I have a very good friend here on fanfic: Bonomania (AKA Ellie) she is very good and I think you should all read her stuff; she's a very bug fan of House and Harry Potter, so a lot of my fics are dedicated to her bless her little heart. I'm in the mids of wrting a HP fic mostly just for her.

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To Make It All Okay by Bonomania reviews
When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him. Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,829 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Siren by LadyKryptonite reviews
Sakura was framed, and is now a missing nin. Its been 4 years on her own and she has become a thief under the alias of 'Siren'. Now Konoha needs the help of the infamous thief. Will reuniting with her friends bring her back from what she has become?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,696 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Of Vipers and Peaches by Donatello8696 reviews
-"Why him, anyway? Why him, of all people?" Shounen-ai. MomoKai. Chapter 1 rewritten.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Momoshiro T., Kaidoh K.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
and another thing by Capt. Cow reviews
A collection of stories and drabbles to do with the Losers movieverse. Rating is for possible violence in future chapters. Second...just who watches Cougar's back?
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010
Blush by LittleWing reviews
LJ kink meme prompt: 5 times Jensen made Cougar blush and the one time Cougar made Jensen blush. As a warning I may opt to change the rating when it's completed.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Anyone Else Would Be Dead By Now by dress without sleeves reviews
Or, Pooch's Day Out. The boys let Jensen plan a mission. Predictably, things go awry. / "Well," Jensen said as Pooch's comm went silent, "while this may look like a step back, I would like to point out that no one has, in fact, been shot."
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
your heart is a shaken fist by dress without sleeves reviews
Cougar doesn't say much, but he sees everything. Two: things fall apart. / "I'm just sayin'. It ain't ever a bad thing to be loved, man." Eventual Cougar/Jensen.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
Nocturnal Ramblings by LaylaBinx reviews
"You know Jensen sleep-walks, right?" Aisha has a run-in with Jensen in the middle of the night. Hilarity ensues ;P A little bit of Jensen/Cougar in the end because I can't resist :D
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - J. Jensen, Aisha
Screaming In My Silence by Damion Starr reviews
This was his own personal hell. Slash, Cougar/Jensen
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Fajitas by LittleWing reviews
Cougar teaches Jensen to cook. Please see a/n about rating.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Dirty Dishes by LittleWing reviews
Jensen get some help washing the dishes. Does contain a bit of an adult situation, please see notes inside about the rating change.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
The Morning After the Night Before by xTornAsunderx reviews
Jensen, was never much of a drinker. In retrospect, he should have seen all this comming. And with friends like his, he really should have realized he would get a detailed description of the whole disaster the next morning.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar
Kaidoh and the Seven Tennis Players by inkedhymnal reviews
Kaidoh lives in the woods with seven dads, but all that changes when a handsome prince stumbles into their home. MomoxKaidoh, other pairings. Yaoi. Rated M for some language, and sexual content in later chapters, better summary inside. Based on Snow White
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,936 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Momoshiro T., Kaidoh K.
Elite ANBU Team? Why me? by Aloha.Laney reviews
What it means to be Haruno Sakura... And what it means to be on an elite ANBU team... with Neji and Shikamaru... Why me? Sakura's POV. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H.
One Last Drink by Bonomania reviews
The signs are always obvious when you know what comes after. Sometimes things just happen. House and Wilson go to a bar. Warning: Implied character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
High Heels by Bonomania reviews
Alcohol, bets, dares and challenges that can't be ignored. House is the king of game playing! House/Wilson/Chase FS H/W slashy undertones . R&R appreciated.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Lost Days – The Backseats by the Window by Soulstreets reviews
The two butterflies, Uchiha Itachi and Haruno Sakura were legends at this school. Coming from completely different environments they strangely enough quickly became friends, companions and perhaps something more? The butterflies are back. ItaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunter Or Hunted by crystal-demon reviews
Come aboard and join in the adventure of the crew of the whitebeard. Chapter 10 and 11 coming soon.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006
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The missing sock reviews
Wilson is in need of his sock and he demans House's help. Well ... he finds his sock. Mild House/Wilson. Very funny XP
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Exam room reviews
Cuddy has had the last straw and she is about to face the issue with a very interesting word! Bad summary! It's a House/Wilson slash. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009
Music to his ears reviews
Wilson expected House to annoy him, but he didn't expect him to hate classical music so much I feel this summary is mis-leading S House/Wilson slash. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
That night Konoha reviews
Was originally a one-shot but i thought about it and ... changed my mind XD It's a two-shot and is filled with angst and a lot of death. The first is more light hearted ... Be nice I wasn't too sure of the rating so I've mad eit a T but it might be mor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Suck on that Ryoma reviews
Confess, reject, revenge .... who knew all that could happen in the space of 5 minutes? It's not very RYoma friendly, so if you like the guy ... yeah, don't read
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
I remember reviews
Ryoma is utterly beaten by a familair face.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete