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Author has written 7 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.
ON JULY 24TH, 2008 ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN I HAVE EVER GROWN TO KNOW, MY DAD, PASSED ON TO THE NEXT LIFE WITHOUT WARNING. THIS IS A MESSAGE IN LOVING MEMORY OF THAT MAN. WITHOUT HIM I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF PERSON I WOULD HAVE GROWN TO BE. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DAD, FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME IN THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I MISS YOU RIGHT NOW.
RIP Dad RIP
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WARNING: Flamers will be brutally attacked by my hate mail if they dare give me cruel and unusual messages saying how they hate SasuNaru. If you DON'T like SasuNaru then DON'T read my stories and DON'T cuss me out for them! Thank you and have a nice day!
My DeviantArt Account: I set it as my homepage! :D Check it out if you want to see BakaNekoSan's crappy drawings of Sasuke and Naruto! X3
Name: Call me BakaNekoSan (yes, it means (mr./mrs./miss) stupid cat. I decided on this name a while ago when I was obsessing over Fruits Basket! I adore Kyo and wanted a name that dealt with a kitty, thus BakaNekoSan was created!)
Hair Color: Dirty blonde!
Eye Color: Hazel
Area in which I live: The wonderful, happy, and perverse place that I'd like to call: My Mind (yes, I live in it!)
Favorite Color: Blue! Every shade, tint, or whatever kind of art term you can think of.
Favorite Anime: HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI!! Or: Higurashi When They Cry!! Ah, but the fan base is so small... T_T Update: I am working on something to try and widen the fanbase that I like to call: Project Higurashi Ninjas where I have the Naruto characters cosplay as the Higurashi characters. Hopefully there will be a fanfic soon. :)
Favorite Manga: (These are in no real order! Order is too hard for me!)
1. The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross
2. Our Kingdom
3. Tenshi Ja Nai
4. Afterschool Nightmare
5. Fruits Basket
6. Appare Jipangu
8. Alice 19th
9. Full Moon
11. Girl Got Game
12. Ultra Maniac
13. Nosatsu Junkie
14. Fushigi Yugi (pretty much all of the truly girly manga! XD)
15. Higurashi When They Cry (a very CRAZY manga that people like me should be shot for having such an obsession over! O.O)
Favorite Video Game: The Kingdom Hearts Series. Preferably KH2.
"To the world you are just one person, but to one person you could mean the world."-by someone ingenious, who? I may never know...
"It is an honor to die by your side!" "It was an honor to live by yours."-the movie 300.
"Ten years ago I got in bed with the wrong girl... turned out she was the right one." -Tom in the movie Made of Honor
"A boy is a pain in the neck when he is around... and a pain in the heart when he's not." (a perfect description of how I feel about my nephew) -by another ingenious person that I do not know!
"Angels exsist, but some times - since they don't all have wings - we call them friends." -found on the internet.
"You know how the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know? The pure love there." -Jane explaining her favorite part of a wedding in 27 Dresses
"When the bride comes in and she makes her giant grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy." -Kevin explaining his favorite part of a wedding in 27 Dresses
"If stupidity was an illness...the two of us would have died by now." -Bakanekosan (odd relationship :P)
Anime Obsession: The SasuNaru coupling!! It's just too cute for words! It's my drug! And of course! HIGURASHI!!
Things I'm Horrible at: GRAMMER, (I'm only human, so don't kill me if you're a grammer nazi.) UPDATING!! (I'm very sorry for those of you who are reading my stories... really I am...) Remembering things, (I barely remember my own birthday and can never find my pencil after I've placed it behind my ear!) Spelling, (more like a horror. I couldn't spell to save my life! Thank the lord for MSWord!) and cleaning my room (it rarely is clean). I'm sure I'm horrible at other things, but I don't keep tabs on myself all the time!
Hobbies: I write, draw, play video games, read manga, watch anime, hang out with my friends, role play with my friends (mainly yaoi things), surf the internet, check fanfiction for reviews ((grin) I like to know what people think of my stories), be a lazy bum, eat, sleep, nap, pet my dog, nap some more, daydream, make up pervy jokes, read (bad) pick-up lines, and a bunch of other enjoyable things that fill my life.
Favorite Couple of All Time: SASUNARU (Yaoi version)
Other Favorite Couples (but only my favs among favs since all the ones I listed before is crazy! They range from Yaoi to Het; no yuri):
Sasuke and Female Naruto (Obviously Naruto)
Sai and Sakura (Naruto)
Keiichi and Mion (Higurashi When They Cry)
Keiichi and (older) Satoko (Higurashi When They Cry)
Satoshi and Shion (Higurashi When They Cry)
Leon and Ashley (Resident Evil)
Chris and Jill (Resident Evil)
Wesker and Chris (Resident Evil)
Riku and Sora (Kingdom Hearts I, Chain of Memories, and II)
Axel and Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II and 358 Days/2)
Ranma and Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)
Ryoga and Female Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
Gyung-Ju and Pil-Hyun (Queens)
Sou and Ichijo (Afterschool Nightmare)
Roy and Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Light and L / L and Light (Death Note)
Mello and Matt / Matt and Mello (Death Note)
Hiei and Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho; and I am not a fan of HieiKurama, gasp, shock, and amaze! I don't know why I don't like it.)
Raoul and Akira (Our Kingdom)
Tamaki and Hiyori (Our Kindom)
Izumi and Hikaru (Tenshi Ja Nai)
Morita and Hagu-chan (Honey and Clover)
Inuyasha and Kagaome (Inuyasha)
Sesshoumaru and Rin (Inuyasha)
Izumi and Mizuki (Hana-Kimi)
Nakatsu and Mizuki (Hana-Kimi)
Takuto and Mitsuki (Full Moon O Sagashite)
Izumi and Meroko (Full Moon O Sagashite)
Takanari and Haine (The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross)
Maguri and Maora (The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross)
Tamaki and Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
Kyoya and Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
Tasuki and Miaka (Fushigi Yugi)
Kairi/Killy/whatever and Momo (Peach Girl)
Samon and Yusura (Appare Jipangu!)
Kyo and Tohru (Fruits Basket)
Yuki and Machi (Fruits Basket)
Shigure and Akito (Fruits Basket)
Jasper and Alice (Twilight)
Draco and Harry (Harry Potter)
Stuff on other people's profiles that I couldn't help but paste:
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Below is something I found on the Web that I love oh-so much. (Note: It's Sarcastic) Ha-ha! I started this and it's actually gotten around to other's profiles! I feel loved!
Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong
(A Little Humor)
1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
GO-GAY! I'm sorry, but I really don't see why same-sex relations are a big deal to some. It's an opinion matter, I guess, so I'll leave it be at that!
Something of Tesina Gela Gardner's creation, and I found it to be very amusing (and true for myself, cough), so I added it to the long profile that IS BakaNekoSan!
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
I found the thing below on leyu02o.O wait leviathan02 too's profile:
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Underlined is ME!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
yeah right Xp
"One hug could: Brighten a day, cause tears of gratitude, bring a man to his knees, leave even the quickest of minds wondering 'who the hell was that??", stop short a suicide, be remembered for years afterward, make the world look a little friendlier, change a repuatation, force a pessimist to grin, take a runaway back home, save a life--and change one just as well, make God smile, break a heart, give a reason to wake up for tomorrow, be the icing on an already great day, travel faster than a smile, become severly contagious. :)
. . .truth be told, this is the ONLY epidemic that we want to spread around the globe."
He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not
Naruto is a ten-year-old boy that doesn't quite understand why everyone in his village steers clear of him. One day he is caught crying by Sasuke and the two end up bonding. Sasuke invites Naruto to come over to his house and the blonde, for the first time in his life, feels wanted by someone and his view on everything seems to change, especially when two little girls show their affections for Sasuke by giving him roses. What can Naruto do to show his own affections to the Uchiha? This is a fluffy one-shot between Naruto and Sasuke.
Kagome's New Power
Kagome gets upset one night with all of her feudal era friends and is quick to running off by herself. Once alone and able to think things through she worries about what they think of her and wishes on a shooting star that she would be able to tell what they were thinking. Realizing that her wish has come true and finding out exactly what everyone is thinking, she immediately wants to take her wish back. Some things are best left for only certain people to know, that being themselves. Moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for. More of a humorous one-shot than anything really.
Sasuke has been sent on a dangerous mission and is fatally wounded by a ninja he had been chasing after. Left dying on the ground his mind wanders about and to the person most precious to him: his blonde-headed Hokage. Regretting his untold feelings for his Hokage he lays awaiting his death until a moment comes that he can finally share his feelings with his Hokage. A sad/sorta-romantic one-shot that BakaNekoSan had come up with when she fell into writer's block one day.
(In Progress/On Hiatus)
While on a mission to catch a runaway ninja, Uzumaki Naruto has a certain masculine portion of his body removed and becomes a girl. Not really paying much attention to how the world around "her" acts Naruto goes around a little clueless to all the guys that are hitting on her, causing a certain Uchiha to get very jealous. Sasuke is already overprotective as it is, since he feels that he is to blame for what happened to Naruto, but is driven to realizing his feelings for the blonde when he sees every guy giving Naruto second glances. A romantic/sorta-comedy of a the infamous SasuFem!Naru couple.
One day while Sasuke is trying his best to get away from a certain pink-haired female he remembers a "special" jutsu that Kakashi had taught him once before while in training that is supposed to be a way of escaping anything. Using the jutsu, Sasuke finds that all it does is turn you into an unatractive dog, but it works. Only thing is, he can't remember how to perform the means to get out of the transformation and things go from bad to worse when Naruto finds him and decides that this is the perfect opportunity to have a pet. Should be a very fluffy story, but sadly it's one-sided since Naruto has no clue that his new "pet" is none other than Uchiha Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu
Happy Birthday, BakaNekoSan!
BakaNekoSan herself helps Sasuke with his little problem of how to pleasure Naruto! Can you tell just from this that it's a lemon? It's a very special one-shot dedicated to me for my Birthday! Nya~!
(AU) Sasuke is a doctor - a 'dirty' doctor - who has his high school crush abruptly grace him with his presense to have a check up one day! Past experiences that are painful to both Sasuke and his crush cause the two of them to act out and want to reach for one another, but with Sasuke in his position of a doctor he isn't allowed to do anything and his crush is too timid to take the initiative! What's the Uchiha to do...? Then again, a prostate exam is perfectly legal for a doctor to perform on a patient! SasuNaru
A Party Befitting a Fangirl
At last, Naruto is living his dream, having Sakura say 'yes' to visiting him at his house, but this dream suddenly becomes a nightmare when he discovers that Sakura will only come if a certain Uchiha is invited as well! Why? Why is it that Naruto suddenly feels like the case of butterflies had infected him? And why does Sakura give him embarrassing advice on how to sway the Uchiha to come over? Even more: Why has this event suddenly become a party?! SasuNaru One-sided NaruSaku and (sort of) SakuSasu. A short-story filled with more fluff and dramatic-ness than anything else, really. True labels: Romance, humor, hurt/comfort, drama?
Ok... well, I hope you liked reading my account page! (yeah right! who would actually read everything I put on here?!) And I hope you enjoy reading my stories! I work very hard on them and I apologize for the lack of updating! I guess I'm just a lazy bum like everyone says I am...
Forever the BakaNekoSan :3