BakaNekoSan
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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1263858, Profile Updated: 04-24-10
Author has written 7 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.

ON JULY 24TH, 2008 ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN I HAVE EVER GROWN TO KNOW, MY DAD, PASSED ON TO THE NEXT LIFE WITHOUT WARNING. THIS IS A MESSAGE IN LOVING MEMORY OF THAT MAN. WITHOUT HIM I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF PERSON I WOULD HAVE GROWN TO BE. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DAD, FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME IN THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I MISS YOU RIGHT NOW.

RIP Dad RIP

~~ βακαηεκσδαη ~~

WARNING: Flamers will be brutally attacked by my hate mail if they dare give me cruel and unusual messages saying how they hate SasuNaru. If you DON'T like SasuNaru then DON'T read my stories and DON'T cuss me out for them! Thank you and have a nice day!

My DeviantArt Account: I set it as my homepage! :D Check it out if you want to see BakaNekoSan's crappy drawings of Sasuke and Naruto! X3

Name: Call me BakaNekoSan (yes, it means (mr./mrs./miss) stupid cat. I decided on this name a while ago when I was obsessing over Fruits Basket! I adore Kyo and wanted a name that dealt with a kitty, thus BakaNekoSan was created!)

Gender: Female

Hair Color: Dirty blonde!

Eye Color: Hazel

Area in which I live: The wonderful, happy, and perverse place that I'd like to call: My Mind (yes, I live in it!)

Favorite Color: Blue! Every shade, tint, or whatever kind of art term you can think of.

Favorite Anime: HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI!! Or: Higurashi When They Cry!! Ah, but the fan base is so small... T_T Update: I am working on something to try and widen the fanbase that I like to call: Project Higurashi Ninjas where I have the Naruto characters cosplay as the Higurashi characters. Hopefully there will be a fanfic soon. :)

Favorite Manga: (These are in no real order! Order is too hard for me!)

1. The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross

2. Our Kingdom

3. Tenshi Ja Nai

4. Afterschool Nightmare

5. Fruits Basket

6. Appare Jipangu

7. Imadoki

8. Alice 19th

9. Full Moon

10. Hana-kimi

11. Girl Got Game

12. Ultra Maniac

13. Nosatsu Junkie

14. Fushigi Yugi (pretty much all of the truly girly manga! XD)

15. Higurashi When They Cry (a very CRAZY manga that people like me should be shot for having such an obsession over! O.O)

Favorite Video Game: The Kingdom Hearts Series. Preferably KH2.

Favorite Quotes:

"To the world you are just one person, but to one person you could mean the world."-by someone ingenious, who? I may never know...

"It is an honor to die by your side!" "It was an honor to live by yours."-the movie 300.

"Ten years ago I got in bed with the wrong girl... turned out she was the right one." -Tom in the movie Made of Honor

"A boy is a pain in the neck when he is around... and a pain in the heart when he's not." (a perfect description of how I feel about my nephew) -by another ingenious person that I do not know!

"Angels exsist, but some times - since they don't all have wings - we call them friends." -found on the internet.

"You know how the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know? The pure love there." -Jane explaining her favorite part of a wedding in 27 Dresses

"When the bride comes in and she makes her giant grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy." -Kevin explaining his favorite part of a wedding in 27 Dresses

"If stupidity was an illness...the two of us would have died by now." -Bakanekosan (odd relationship :P)

Anime Obsession: The SasuNaru coupling!! It's just too cute for words! It's my drug! And of course! HIGURASHI!!

Things I'm Horrible at: GRAMMER, (I'm only human, so don't kill me if you're a grammer nazi.) UPDATING!! (I'm very sorry for those of you who are reading my stories... really I am...) Remembering things, (I barely remember my own birthday and can never find my pencil after I've placed it behind my ear!) Spelling, (more like a horror. I couldn't spell to save my life! Thank the lord for MSWord!) and cleaning my room (it rarely is clean). I'm sure I'm horrible at other things, but I don't keep tabs on myself all the time!

Hobbies: I write, draw, play video games, read manga, watch anime, hang out with my friends, role play with my friends (mainly yaoi things), surf the internet, check fanfiction for reviews ((grin) I like to know what people think of my stories), be a lazy bum, eat, sleep, nap, pet my dog, nap some more, daydream, make up pervy jokes, read (bad) pick-up lines, and a bunch of other enjoyable things that fill my life.

Favorite Couple of All Time: SASUNARU (Yaoi version)

Other Favorite Couples (but only my favs among favs since all the ones I listed before is crazy! They range from Yaoi to Het; no yuri):

Sasuke and Female Naruto (Obviously Naruto)

Sai and Sakura (Naruto)

Keiichi and Mion (Higurashi When They Cry)

Keiichi and (older) Satoko (Higurashi When They Cry)

Satoshi and Shion (Higurashi When They Cry)

Leon and Ashley (Resident Evil)

Chris and Jill (Resident Evil)

Wesker and Chris (Resident Evil)

Riku and Sora (Kingdom Hearts I, Chain of Memories, and II)

Axel and Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II and 358 Days/2)

Ranma and Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)

Ryoga and Female Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

Gyung-Ju and Pil-Hyun (Queens)

Sou and Ichijo (Afterschool Nightmare)

Roy and Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Light and L / L and Light (Death Note)

Mello and Matt / Matt and Mello (Death Note)

Hiei and Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho; and I am not a fan of HieiKurama, gasp, shock, and amaze! I don't know why I don't like it.)

Raoul and Akira (Our Kingdom)

Tamaki and Hiyori (Our Kindom)

Izumi and Hikaru (Tenshi Ja Nai)

Morita and Hagu-chan (Honey and Clover)

Inuyasha and Kagaome (Inuyasha)

Sesshoumaru and Rin (Inuyasha)

Izumi and Mizuki (Hana-Kimi)

Nakatsu and Mizuki (Hana-Kimi)

Takuto and Mitsuki (Full Moon O Sagashite)

Izumi and Meroko (Full Moon O Sagashite)

Takanari and Haine (The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross)

Maguri and Maora (The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross)

Tamaki and Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)

Kyoya and Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)

Tasuki and Miaka (Fushigi Yugi)

Kairi/Killy/whatever and Momo (Peach Girl)

Samon and Yusura (Appare Jipangu!)

Kyo and Tohru (Fruits Basket)

Yuki and Machi (Fruits Basket)

Shigure and Akito (Fruits Basket)

Jasper and Alice (Twilight)

Draco and Harry (Harry Potter)


Stuff on other people's profiles that I couldn't help but paste:

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Below is something I found on the Web that I love oh-so much. (Note: It's Sarcastic) Ha-ha! I started this and it's actually gotten around to other's profiles! I feel loved!

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

GO-GAY! I'm sorry, but I really don't see why same-sex relations are a big deal to some. It's an opinion matter, I guess, so I'll leave it be at that!

Something of Tesina Gela Gardner's creation, and I found it to be very amusing (and true for myself, cough), so I added it to the long profile that IS BakaNekoSan!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

I found the thing below on leyu02o.O wait leviathan02 too's profile:

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Underlined is ME!)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

yeah right Xp

"One hug could: Brighten a day, cause tears of gratitude, bring a man to his knees, leave even the quickest of minds wondering 'who the hell was that??", stop short a suicide, be remembered for years afterward, make the world look a little friendlier, change a repuatation, force a pessimist to grin, take a runaway back home, save a life--and change one just as well, make God smile, break a heart, give a reason to wake up for tomorrow, be the icing on an already great day, travel faster than a smile, become severly contagious. :)

. . .truth be told, this is the ONLY epidemic that we want to spread around the globe."

-Taylor Linnea


Story Summeries:

He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not

(One Shot)

Naruto is a ten-year-old boy that doesn't quite understand why everyone in his village steers clear of him. One day he is caught crying by Sasuke and the two end up bonding. Sasuke invites Naruto to come over to his house and the blonde, for the first time in his life, feels wanted by someone and his view on everything seems to change, especially when two little girls show their affections for Sasuke by giving him roses. What can Naruto do to show his own affections to the Uchiha? This is a fluffy one-shot between Naruto and Sasuke.

Kagome's New Power

(One Shot)

Kagome gets upset one night with all of her feudal era friends and is quick to running off by herself. Once alone and able to think things through she worries about what they think of her and wishes on a shooting star that she would be able to tell what they were thinking. Realizing that her wish has come true and finding out exactly what everyone is thinking, she immediately wants to take her wish back. Some things are best left for only certain people to know, that being themselves. Moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for. More of a humorous one-shot than anything really.

Last Words

(One Shot)

Sasuke has been sent on a dangerous mission and is fatally wounded by a ninja he had been chasing after. Left dying on the ground his mind wanders about and to the person most precious to him: his blonde-headed Hokage. Regretting his untold feelings for his Hokage he lays awaiting his death until a moment comes that he can finally share his feelings with his Hokage. A sad/sorta-romantic one-shot that BakaNekoSan had come up with when she fell into writer's block one day.

Permanent Pigtails

(In Progress/On Hiatus)

While on a mission to catch a runaway ninja, Uzumaki Naruto has a certain masculine portion of his body removed and becomes a girl. Not really paying much attention to how the world around "her" acts Naruto goes around a little clueless to all the guys that are hitting on her, causing a certain Uchiha to get very jealous. Sasuke is already overprotective as it is, since he feels that he is to blame for what happened to Naruto, but is driven to realizing his feelings for the blonde when he sees every guy giving Naruto second glances. A romantic/sorta-comedy of a the infamous SasuFem!Naru couple.

Naruto's Pet

(On Hiatus)

One day while Sasuke is trying his best to get away from a certain pink-haired female he remembers a "special" jutsu that Kakashi had taught him once before while in training that is supposed to be a way of escaping anything. Using the jutsu, Sasuke finds that all it does is turn you into an unatractive dog, but it works. Only thing is, he can't remember how to perform the means to get out of the transformation and things go from bad to worse when Naruto finds him and decides that this is the perfect opportunity to have a pet. Should be a very fluffy story, but sadly it's one-sided since Naruto has no clue that his new "pet" is none other than Uchiha Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu

Happy Birthday, BakaNekoSan!

(One Shot)

BakaNekoSan herself helps Sasuke with his little problem of how to pleasure Naruto! Can you tell just from this that it's a lemon? It's a very special one-shot dedicated to me for my Birthday! Nya~!

Doctor Uchiha

(One Shot)

(AU) Sasuke is a doctor - a 'dirty' doctor - who has his high school crush abruptly grace him with his presense to have a check up one day! Past experiences that are painful to both Sasuke and his crush cause the two of them to act out and want to reach for one another, but with Sasuke in his position of a doctor he isn't allowed to do anything and his crush is too timid to take the initiative! What's the Uchiha to do...? Then again, a prostate exam is perfectly legal for a doctor to perform on a patient! SasuNaru

A Party Befitting a Fangirl

(Complete)

At last, Naruto is living his dream, having Sakura say 'yes' to visiting him at his house, but this dream suddenly becomes a nightmare when he discovers that Sakura will only come if a certain Uchiha is invited as well! Why? Why is it that Naruto suddenly feels like the case of butterflies had infected him? And why does Sakura give him embarrassing advice on how to sway the Uchiha to come over? Even more: Why has this event suddenly become a party?! SasuNaru One-sided NaruSaku and (sort of) SakuSasu. A short-story filled with more fluff and dramatic-ness than anything else, really. True labels: Romance, humor, hurt/comfort, drama?


Ok... well, I hope you liked reading my account page! (yeah right! who would actually read everything I put on here?!) And I hope you enjoy reading my stories! I work very hard on them and I apologize for the lack of updating! I guess I'm just a lazy bum like everyone says I am...

Forever the BakaNekoSan :3

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Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shape of His Heart by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by Chibi Lover XDDD reviews
Poor Naruto always jumps to conclusions when he hears Sasuke speak. Crackfic. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
First Comes Love by Ma Chat reviews
One touch. One gentle brush of the lips. That's all it took to drive Sasuke to the brink of insanity. [SasuNaru, AU] Too bad it was his foster child making him feel this way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,326 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deal Or No Deal by darkalbino reviews
absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Permit For Learners by Ma Chat reviews
In which Sasuke is a prestigious race car driver, and Naruto is the newest member of his pit crew. The real question: Just how many positions will that car allow?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto in Heat by NintendoGal55 reviews
Request from Hiei098! For the first time, Naruto goes into heat all because of Kyuubi. Sasuke notices something is wrong and then they end up getting stuck in a crate. SasuNaru lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hush by desolate butterfly reviews
[A SasuNaru fic] Sasuke can touch Naruto, but he has to follow the rules. Warning: yaoi and dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Nurse Sasuke by Atropa13 reviews
Sasuke wants to take care of a sick Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eternally Yours by Shirohane reviews
A tale of a fool, prince, and princess. The fool loved the princess, who loved the prince. The prince, in return, loved the fool, but all of their loves were not meant to be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2005
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Try Again, Sasuke! by Muffinkichi reviews
[SasuNaru. EveryoneNaru] Sasuke plans to molest, er, profess his love to Naruto. Too bad he screws up all the time, and everyone Narutoobsessed including Neji to his psycho brother Itachi only thwarts his efforts to seduce him! What will Sasuke do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003
Get Out of my Head! by Javalass reviews
Rory and Tristan get into a car accident that leaves Tristan's mind in Rory's body. Freaky Friday-ish! Please review. Thanks!**COMPLETE**
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Complete
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Permanent Pigtails reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Pet reviews
Being chased by Sakura sends Sasuke over the edge to try out a jutsu that he had never used before, turning him into a DOG! And what luck! Naruto suddenly wants one just in time to get Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu INCOMPLETE AND ADOPTED BY KitsuneLuvr88
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,141 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Party Befitting a Fangirl reviews
In an effort to finally have Sakura visit him, Naruto invites Sasuke over to his house. What the two were not expecting out of it was a party that practically screamed: MATCH MAKING! SasuNaru Fluff Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, BakaNekoSan! reviews
What more would a SasuNaru fan like myself want for my Birthday than a SasuNaru Lemon? This also contains a side pairing of Deidara and Tobi! Enjoy, Nya!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not reviews
Ten year old Naruto is completely alone in the world, that is, until Sasuke comes along one day to keep him company. Thing is Naruto doesn't want to let him go now. A fluffy oneshot between Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kagome's New Power reviews
Ever wonder what it was like to read minds? Kagome has and wishes on a star for that very thing, but immediatly wishes she hadn't once she finds out what goes through the minds of her friends. An Inuyasha oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kagome H. - Complete