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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am a domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Copy this into your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Difference between a friend and a best friend

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, let's DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map, and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents' dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when your house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, don't smoke pot or stop breathing because Abercrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breathe.

The 10 Commandments I Live By

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(just start them...)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course, it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 290 - Words: 732,879 - Reviews: 30844 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 7,909 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Just Wandering not Lost by WanderingScout reviews
After Harry's death at Voldemorts hands he wakes up in Middle Earth as an Elfling! Just letting everyone know this will eventually be slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 8/11/2020
Kjærlighetens Slave by Echanted Feyre reviews
When Harry gets a invitation for a Feast at Asgard, he doesn't know what to expect. Meanwhile, Odin is scheming and planning to destroy the so called 'Master of Death', but what will become of Loki in the middle of everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Harry P., Loki
White Stag by In Flanders Fields reviews
Wrote this because everybody's crazy about a sharp-dressed man, or at least Harry is. Eventual Harry Potter x Phil Coulson, but it's going to take a while.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/20/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Agent Phil Coulson
The Time Skye Saved the World and No One Knew by Ryojin reviews
I just got bored and this funny idea popped in my head as a What if my favorite Marvel character liked to poke her nose into Avengers business and the world was better off for it. There may be several One Shots for this series.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy J.
Compos Mentis (Rávamë's Bane: Book 2) by RealityWarp reviews
"They're staring at us." "Probably because we both look like we just crawled out of a graveyard backwards." I said dryly, leaning heavily on my bow. He laughed where he sat next to me on the steps. "Ah yes, that could well be it." — Nothing in my life has ever gone according to plan. I don't know why I thought it would now. [Sequel to Lapsus Memoriae. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,902 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
The Goddess of Death by CDR. Grae reviews
The Goddess of Death in the original MCU and myths, now replaced by a mortal girl from Earth who's just trying her best to survive in a war-torn universe. ... In which Hela being a big sister changes everything. ... (Self-insert/OC as Hela, Kind!Hela, Big sister!Hela, Rebirth)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,675 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Thor, Loki, Hela, OC
Pathology by appalled.elf reviews
Rhodri, a London-based psychologist, ends up in Middle-Earth. She decides to roll with it and opens a practice in Rivendell. This has a storyline to it. Romance crops up here and there. CW: adult themes, discusses death, mental illness, torture. Some foul language, but not too much.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 416,916 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Elf, OC
The Fae Sisters and the Mermaid Princess by Takara Phoenix reviews
Audrey and Mal grew up as sisters on the Isle, while Uma was taken in and raised by Ariel as a princess in Auradon. Uma, fully aware of the fate she had avoided by being taken in by Ariel, heavily supports Ben in bringing the VK to Auradon. Uma/Audrey femslash
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2020 - [Uma, Audrey] [Ben/Prince, Carlos] - Complete
Child's Play by Whistle Mist reviews
A prank gone wrong has turned Mal, Jay, Evie and Carlos into little kids and now the four need to be looked after by others from Auradon and when news hits the other Kingdoms some of their come to see the evil descendants. Evil never looked so cute. Prompts and ideas welcome. Warning for child abuse.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,437 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/15/2020 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,157 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ginny W., Percy W., Bill W., Fred W.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4230 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hercules: Lights, camera, CUT! by pharmacistwhodraws reviews
Funny things that went wrong during the filming of Disney's Hercules.
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Meg, Hades, Phil, Hercules - Complete
Duelling Saved Me by Ihatechoosinganame reviews
A badly bullied Ravenclaw Harry Potter is given a new opportunity by his head of house.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,591 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/13/2020 - Published: 2/3/2018
Child Of The Underworld by Eris Neve reviews
Years before Maleficent, Hades and Persephone had a baby girl named Halie. Now- VK Day is coming and Halie is determined to meet her half sister, as well as try and make something of her life. *First story- critique welcome* **UNDERGOING EDITING AND SUCH! SEQUEL MIGHT HAPPEN**
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/31/2020 - Published: 10/1/2019 - Mal, OC, Hades - Complete
HoND: Lights, camera, CUT! by pharmacistwhodraws reviews
Funny things that went wrong during the filming of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2020 - C. Frollo, Djali, Esmeralda, Quasimodo - Complete
Good Ol'Fashion Memeing by Lost-In-The-Muse reviews
Peter has an internet friend. Shuri has an enabler.
Crossover - Avengers & Black Panther - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/2/2018 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker, T'challa/Black Panther, Shuri
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 994 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess and the Frog: Lights, Camera, CUT! by pharmacistwhodraws reviews
Funny things that went wrong during the filming of Disney's "Princess and the Frog".
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Tiana, Prince Naveen, Dr. Facilier, Ray - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Til Journey's End by Venessiel reviews
02. After the council of Elrond Gloin decides to meet Legolas, the elf who will be accompanying his son to Mordor. It does not go how he expected. Aragorn would just like to get down from the tree, thank you very much. Ft. Legolas, Gimli and Gloin, Glorfindel as well as Aragorn and the twins up a tree. / A Collection of One-Shots about the Fellowship and more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 8/2/2019 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Hey Mali by BlueApocalypse25 reviews
Maleficent escaped the Isle when Jane stole Fairy Godmother's wand and accidentally breached the barrier. But Hades wasn't going to let her have her wicked way, not with his little girl in the crossfire, so he followed her to Ben's coronation. And, naturally, all Hades breaks loose when he confronts his darling wife in front of everyone, including his little Mali.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Mal, Maleficent, Hades - Complete
And Then There Was Light by DearlyFictitious reviews
The Avengers just recently added two new faces to their team and since then, no day has ever been boring. This is what happened on one of those days... Relationships if you squint. Rated for T for swearing. SPORADIC UPDATES.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Percy J., Jason G., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
In the World Where Things Went Right by TheTitaniumSerpent reviews
Hermione Jean Granger was born September 19th, 1959, and her family moves to Cokeworth, close to Lily Evans and Severus Snape. In the world where things are better, wonderful things can happen. SSHG. Contains Lily-bashing and more fluff than sixteen litters of baby bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,669 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 251 - Published: 4/27/2019 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Goddess of Strength by IWantColouredRain reviews
The Goddess of Heroes' worst fear has been realized. The Earth Mother awakens, and, to save the world Akantha puts a plot into motion that might destroy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 102,926 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Thalia G., Apollo, Jason G., OC - Complete
Dear Students by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Ocean's Wings by lyricalgurl8 reviews
What if Percy was born a girl? With the smarts worthy of a Child of Athena? What changes would happen to the Prophecy? Genderswitch: FemPercy, Lukercy everyone! :D (Rated M for Swearing)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 218,610 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
The Empty Desk by RedCoatsRedder reviews
Hamilton's desk is empty when Jefferson comes into the offices one morning.
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 8/12/2018 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
Night Moves by o0aurora0o reviews
Alaina Gunley is an ex-military, ex-card collecting woman who happens to be Sam Wilson's best friend. Natasha Romanoff is the ex-villainous assassin, a high ranking member of The Avengers and Alaina's crush. When Alaina is forced into an Avenger's night-in by Sam, she realises that they are not as intimidating as she thought they would be. Especially when red catches her eye.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,235 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 5/30/2018 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., OC] Captain America/Steve R., Sam W./Falcon
To Kill A Dragon by PBWritesStuff reviews
Life is hard on the Isle, but the Core Four are well adapted to it, thanks to the beatings, and the constant struggle for survival. Their parents won't help them, and Auradon won't help them, so these kids have to help themselves. Starting with a hostile takeover. Mevie, Jaylos
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 129,481 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Mal, Evie] [Jay, Carlos] - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Just another halloween by ArkhamHarley5150 reviews
The Avengers are assembled to help the Queen of England's favorite Duchess to try and break a recurring curse that seems to be getting worse and worse... Of course, wherever Duchess Harri Potter goes, trouble trails behind her like a loyal puppy. Craziness ensues. FEMharry/Loki (Chapters 1-5 updated 8/17/18)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 9/29/2016
Iron Infinity by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
Dr. Strange saw NO future where Thanos didn't win and wipe out the universe. Still, they valiantly try. Broken and defeated, Stephen enacts a desperate gamble, using the Time Stone to send Tony ten years into the past, right back to when he met Yinsen. Armed with foresight and terrible resolve, Tony WILL protect the planet. OR, how Tony accidentally became a God.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,610 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 9/7/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis
Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3441 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Future of the Free World by wednesday dracula 13 reviews
A regular "Watching their movie" fanfiction, with a twist; the Villains and Heroes are from before even their own movies! I only own Victoria.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 8/17/2018
The Goddess of Heroes by IWantColouredRain reviews
In the days of Ancient Greece, one demigod rose above all the rest. As reward for her deeds she was made Goddess of Heroes, Loyalty, Bravery and Strength. The Romans called her Valeria but to the Greeks, she has always been Akantha. (Fem!Goddess!Percy!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Biggest Fanboy by tearlessNevermore reviews
Harry Potter was a disappointment to the former Death Eaters. Without the nascent warlock of incredible power they'd hoped for, they turned to other avenues. But among there was a younger, more impressionable mind, who saw potential that others didn't—and may, honestly, be entirely in his head. A tale of friendship in the face of adversity, food, confused dogs, and the Merry Men.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Heroes' Hero by PowerOfPens reviews
Spiderman lookes out for the little people, but what happens when the big players are placed in smaller situations?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Mon Papillon by sherlokittyd reviews
When Ella accompanies her father on a business trip to Paris, she encounters a certain gypsy puppeteer and stops to listen to his story. Disney's 2015 live action Cinderella x Hunchback of Notre Dame crossover. Ella/Clopin. (Yes, really)
Crossover - Cinderella & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Cinderella, Ella, Clopin T.
Not All Stories Can Be Told by Drag0nst0rm reviews
Fili and Kili are determined to find out who created hobbits. Bilbo is running out of ways to avoid answering. This wouldn't be a problem if the truth wasn't quite so . . . Well, problematic. Now with bonus AU chapter: The Durins live . . . and Bilbo's secret is out.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Accio Butterflies by tearlessNevermore reviews
Dropped alone in a world of magic that seems strangely familiar, I must take up arms to save the day-or I could just tell Dumbledore and let him deal with it? Yeah, I prefer that idea. A Harry Potter Self-Insert fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,604 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Complete
Curbside Pick-up by Triscribe reviews
Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,817 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Vellum Voices by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPBZ slash, threeshot. AU. Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Code Red White and Web by gammathetaalpha reviews
Peter Parker feels left out at Cap's Fourth of July party, but the Avengers have a mission. They want Peter to have a good time and nothing will stop them. Two or three chapters max. Loosely connected to Infiltration, but not necessary to read before.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R.
Skye the Widow by FunahoMisaki reviews
Skye was an orphan no one cared about and no one would bat an eye if she went missing. A perfect candidate for the Red Room. And so they took her. The remaining Red Room members took her and put her with other orphans to make the next perfect Black Widow. Skye was the most successful of them but the day before her graduation ceremony Black Widow herself found and destroyed the base
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy J.
Soulmates shorts by FunahoMisaki reviews
In a world where your soulmates words are written on your skin, there are quite a few strange pairings, stranger words, and even stranger meetings. These are some of the ones that pop into my head. AU OOC Femslash, Slash, Possible Bashing, Rarepairs perhaps. Send me any couples or prompts you might have and I'll see what I can do!
Crossover - Marvel & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 4/2/2017
They should have listened by Qu7u reviews
Harry Potter just finished his 1st year. After defeating the troll and facing Voldemort he feels he can trust his mentor and headmaster, Albus Dumbledore. He knows he's abused and tries to tell the headmaster about his family's treatment. What happens then? Will Dumbledore believe him? And what does the Potions Master have to say about that? Major character death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/19/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
It's not just a cover by InTheShadows3 reviews
Peter had enough of people thinking he was lying. Or... Peter field trip to SI (Stark Industries)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Quiet Understandings by trysomecatsLOTR reviews
Fíli and the rest of Thorin's company discover that King Thranduil's son is mute. (Part 3 of 'The Strength of Silence' series).
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
In which Harry is Apathetic by SushiMoonFrappe reviews
When Harry was forced to drink a potion that shows one's greatest desire. Emotions (or lack thereof) ensures. No pairing- yet and no bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Harry P.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Beata Maria's Jester by The Fool's Masquerade reviews
After witnessing how far her father was willing to go to keep his power over the people of Paris strong, young Arianne is finished with simply sitting on the sidelines and watching him do as he pleases. Taking on the persona of Maria's Jester, Arianne works quietly by night to free and aid the innocent Gypsies that Frollo works to trap and annihilate... ClopinXOC R&R, please.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,291 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Clopin T.
Better Off Lost by warrior of the nile reviews
After the Infinity War has been won and the team is back together again, Tony has about had it. He is so tired of everything - the others don't trust him or like him anymore and make it clear. But when he is kidnapped by shape shifting aliens, they just might be his only hope to escape. Still, no matter how mad they are at him, they'll still noticed he's been replaced. Right?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Paths that lead home by CurtisMcQueen8 reviews
When Tauriel points an arrow at his father on the battleground of Dale, Legolas' loyalty toward both of them is put to the test. What will he do? Who will he keep faith with and what impact will his decision have? ... This is basically me playing around with the events that occurred in the final Hobbit movie and how it could have been a little different.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
El Star by ReaperStygian reviews
Harry Potter is given another chance at a life, one where he can be happy, and at peace... one in Middle Earth. (Elfling!Harry, SLASH)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 10/5/2017 - [Harry P., Legolas]
Loki and a Kleptomaniac by FesteringInsanity reviews
Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Down the River by Dayja reviews
In which Tauriel isn't where she's supposed to be and Legolas learns why one shouldn't stand on a giant rock over a cliff when there are enemy archers about. or Legolas gets shot by an arrow, Thranduil calls up his army rather sooner than happened in the movie, and Tauriel fails at saving the day.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,947 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
Enchantress by AgainstTheMotion reviews
In which Anna Black is placed into the Avengers Initiative, and is none too pleased about it. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,783 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 9/28/2017
Ada by BooksAreLife221 reviews
The Company stumble upon a massacre on their return to Erebor. The bodies of orcs and elves litter the ground, blood staining the bright grass. They discover King Thranduil among the bodies of the elven warriors. During an attempt to move him an elfling darts out of the forest. An elfling with golden hair and bright blue eyes that shimmer with tears at the sight of the Elvenking.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2017
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Or the Look Or the Words by LullabyKnell reviews
Goblet of Fire AU: The change in their relationship happens during 4th year, when an exhausted and dateless Harry groans out the important question, "Why can't we just go together?" - Pure Harry/Ron fluff for a 5 AU Headcanons prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/24/2017 - [Harry P., Ron W.] - Complete
Pulling a Few Strings by TheDarkMaker reviews
Demi-Gods have scents, right? So, Sally calls in a favor, pulls a few string, and gets in the chemistry field, hoping to cover Percy's scent. However, a demi-god raised around science isn't really a great idea. It's not even a good idea. At. All. May the Gods help themselves
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Percy J.
Theseus Scamander, the Ultimate Interrogator by Natecchi reviews
Prompt fill on kink meme: When MACUSA was able to get Theseus Scamander to interrogate Grindelwald, what they were expecting… was not this. Is that a sock puppet? Everyone soon realizes that Newt is actually the normal one in the family.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2017 - [Newt S., Percival G.] G. Grindelwald, Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by They Will Tell My Story reviews
His world had begun with speech and laughter, then it faded away to the sound of silence. (A John Laurens story told in fragments. A tribute to my dearest Emma and all those still fighting.)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2017
Vengence by rmec reviews
Vernon Dursley watched the light dim from his nephew's eyes. He didn't panic at first, the boy always healed somehow. It was why he could get away with it. There was never any evidence of him being harmed afterwards. one shot elfling Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
To Become Great by MsAngelAdorer reviews
AU: Slytherin House is no longer the house of Merlin, but of Voldemort. Two ambitious people—Percy Weasley, first Slytherin in the family, and Gemma Farley—decide that this should change to help them on their path to greatness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Percy W., Gemma F. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Legend by Ragehappy Mavin Fan reviews
AU Elves all over Middle-Earth had spent their time as children looking for the hobbits that lived in rabbit holes in the ground. They spend their childhoods looking for the elusive creatures, but with no luck. When the Elves of Mirkwood find the hobbit that travels with the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, they keep him. And intend to, with no hope of letting him go. Pairing inside.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Bilbo B., Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The Master of Death: Battle at Helm's Deep by TheMaddogMerc reviews
He is woken from his slumber by the sounds of war. It has been a while since he last saw above ground level, but he made an oath, and he shall set out to do so. Starting here. MoD!Harry Immortal!Harry I own nothing except the ideas I came up with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 807 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Complete
How to not be a Tool by Yawh reviews
Percy had enough of bending to other people, be it Gods or Gabe. The Sea didn't like being restrained, and neither did Percy. It was time to make a change for the better and to be his own person. Different!Badass!Swearing!Cool!Percy R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,688 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Annabeth C., Hades, Percy J., Apollo
Genius, Billionaire, Totally Not A Superhero by Tony Stark's Hidden Side reviews
Tony managed not to let anyone know who was actually flying the Iron Man suit. (Except Obadiah Stane, and we all know how THAT turned out.) How long can he keep his identity a secret while he works with the Avengers as Tony Stark AND as Iron Man? Besides, technically Tony Stark isn't supposed to be an Avenger under any circumstances. ((Basically fun identity porn and friendship.))
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
How to survive the Trojan War by VeronikaB reviews
Self insert!Menelaus. SLASH
Troy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2016
Percy isn't THAT blind by One Fandom Is Not Enough reviews
People seem to forget that Percy lives in Manhattan. Sure he is a bit busy with demigodly stuff and okay, maybe he isn't the most observant person on the planet...but he isn't exactly going to miss a massive fucking hole in the sky, especially if it has aliens pouring out of it.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
Changing the Past to Change the Future by Forestfirekid reviews
It's is during the winter solstice during the time of Ancient Greece when a strange girl covered in blood appears through time. The Fates are protective over her and leave behind books to prevent the girl's future from taking place. When everything most of the gods know is turned upside down, what will happen.(Not a Reading the Percy Jackson Books Fic)Rated T for Safety. May Change
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Hades, Percy J.] [Poseidon, Amphitrite]
Reactions by miller123456789 reviews
The stories of the gods' reactions to various events of the Percy Jackson Series. Currently includes: Medusa's Head, Cupid Cams. Next: Bolt Returned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
White Knight by Rafaelout reviews
A wish, any wish of your choice from every single realm of possibility what would you do with it? Well I had that choice and I have made my choice on what to do with it. A brand new life filled with uncertainty and the wonders of possibility, a single choice with careful wording is what it took to begin the life in which I had chosen to be reborn into. This is my story… SI OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,310 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
We Know by ILiveADaydream reviews
AU! Diverges in the middle of "We Know," because the Democratic Republicans are possessive of their enemy, and won't see him ruined by an affair. Speculation is one thing, this is another entirely and they are gentlemen, thank you. There are better ways to destroy Hamilton's reputation. Rating is for liberal swearing.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
The Dragon of Moria by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 1,682 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Harry P., Legolas] Kreacher, Gandalf - Complete
Peggy, the Catnapper by RevolutionaryWarlock reviews
Peggy has a habit of stealing animals. It's cute, until it's Mrs. Washington's tomcat she steals. But it's alright. Angelica always has a plan. Teenage Modern AU. Oneshot.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2016 - A. Hamilton, Lafayette, Eliza S., Angelica S. - Complete
Broken Reputations by Queen of Grammar reviews
Alexander Hamilton and George Washington are really not happy with Donald Trump. Two-shot!
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette, G. Washington - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 6,930 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Greenwood's Queen by viridianaln9 reviews
Soulmate Au: Billa always had an urge to look for elves and she never knew the reason until her soul-mark appeared; she found her soulmate on King Thranduil and is the Queen of Greenwood. But in vacation to the Shire, Gandalf asks her to join the Dwarves in re-taking Erebor. She accepts but the Dwarves have no idea the person they have in their mist and what will her husband think.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,934 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil] Thorin - Complete
God Help the Outcasts by muddmm reviews
Quasimodo was not the only one listening to Esmeralda's prayer in the cathedral. ONESHOT
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Clopin T. - Complete
Serious Wish by Illucia reviews
When Sirius got serious about a thing, that's when others ran. He imagined Harry being rich, famous, hunted by girls he had no interested in, living in Grimmauld place with the crazy elf until the end of his days, bored out of his mind. Well, Sirius would seriously have to take care of that, even if it was the last thing he'd do. As it turned out, it was. HP/Lotr.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,423 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter the Youngest Prodigy by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
We all aware that there many fictions book about Harry, such as when he fight Dragons while still child, beating troll and other else. And we all knew all of them fraud. But what if, some of it actually true? AU Universe! A little crossover. PowerfulGeniusHarry! OlderHarry! WARN: BAD GRAMMAR! Rating M for the future!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 12/9/2015
A Series of Unfortunate Banishments by Ro-and-Dan reviews
It should be known that Legolas never takes his father's word seriously, this being the reason why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
Good Father or Greatest Father by Sarah1281 reviews
With Theodosia and Philip getting married, everyone just knows that their fathers will disapprove and ruin everything. Hamilton and Burr like to think they're more reasonable than that even if no one else is convinced. In fact, the both fully support the marriage and are going to make this the best wedding ever. What's a little competition between sort-of in-laws? Modern AU.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/8/2015 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Phillip H., Theodosia B. - Complete
The Green Weasley by 2BeRini reviews
A member of the Weasley clan does something unexpected . . . he is Sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Percy W. - Complete
Cause for Concern by Sarah1281 reviews
Madison tries to explain Hamilton to Jefferson. It's just something one has to experience for themselves and Jefferson doesn't quite know what he's getting himself into.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/28/2015 - T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
Courting Mistakes by slayer of destiny reviews
Thorin realises there is a big difference between Hobbit and Dwarf courting in some places when he upsets Bilbo. Now he must put it right, before the rest of the Company kill him. AU -They all live, a lot of fluff and a little crack mixed together.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Complete
How To Rule The World And Irritate People by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
Coulson knows not to forget that Tony Stark was a CEO of his weapons manufacturing company before he could legally drink. Basically an A/O/B verse where betas are running the show.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
71 Things Tony Stark is Not Allowed To Do by moonyandme reviews
27. Tony is not allowed to anger Bruce just so he can get piggy back rides from the Hulk.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mauled by Wargs, Poisoned by Spiders, and Stabbed with a Morgul Blade by Crescent Moon Dancer reviews
Legolas has had a very rough week, and Thranduil will stop at nothing to make sure his son will be alright. Unfortunately, things are never quite as smooth as they should be. And what's up with those two minstrels?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Elrond, Haldir - Complete
Appropriation by The Third Marauder reviews
The one in which a territorial Loki becomes an instructor at the SHIELD Academy. It takes everyone some time to... adapt... to the new situation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 8,856 - Follows: 3,638 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Redemption by Lokiismylife reviews
Loki tells the Avengers a tidbit about Thor they didn't know- and changes their views on the God of Thunder drastically. Things are pretty different when Thor comes back from Asgard... Avenger!Loki; Post-battle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fae Unseen by genericbadguy reviews
Many women give their lives to so that their children may live. What if something else was involved that night Lily gave her life for her son? A story and a tribute to those that always help from the shadows. (Re-titled)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,415 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., OC - Complete
The tragedy of Troy- It's prevention by Hija del Angel reviews
One scenario is simply 'If Paris was not such a whiny coward." Which defeats the purpose. Hector-centric.
Troy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Complete
Trust by FesteringInsanity reviews
Tony lives by the saying "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer", and lets the Avengers into his home with a smile and a laugh, while he and JARVIS analyze each and every single one of them, and design ways to deal with them quickly and efficiently should they ever need to. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Presented by JaneSmith1995 reviews
Harry unexpectedly presents as an Omega and is scorned by his friends. The manipulative "light" side wants him to fight- but Harry's newfound instincts won't let him. A darker point of view and some help from his Alpha just might be what Harry needs. First Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 184 - Published: 4/10/2015
What King? by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A certain elf hatches a plot to take the throne of Gondor, enlisting the help of a certain other elf. It is his mission to keep Aragorn, son of Arathorn, from getting married at all costs. Rated for wishful hoping for Aragorn's death and overwhelming fabulousness exuding from an Elvenking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
The Great Dress by dragonrider1234 reviews
What happens when the Avengers get into an argument over the dress of the year? Chaos that's what. Watch as the Avengers go into war over the colors of a dress. Featuring the original Agents of Shield team, Fury, and Maria Hills.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Chance Encounter by Saho07 reviews
Bard was so young then, but he remembered every moment of that first meeting. He hadn't know it then, but that was the moment he had fallen in love with the beautiful elven king. The question was, would Thranduil recognize the boy now that he's grown into a man? WARNING: THRANDUIL X BARD FLUFF SHIP
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Of a Hobbit and an Elven King by phantom-lass reviews
What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
I Protect You When Your Back is Turned by TimelessTears reviews
Loki is the shadow, the spare that no one looks fondly on. Thor is the favored one as we all know. Or is he? Loki through the eyes of others. Written for the norsekink challenge. No romance.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Complete
Behind the Shield by GeeEs reviews
It was a good thing the new scientist, Dr. Harry Evans, was working out so well. Because nothing else was going Fury's way. And that was before Loki made off with the Tesseract and some of his people. Maybe AU to Mortem Cantor by Kyandua.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., Nick F.
The Council of Elrond by heirofblack reviews
Elrond has called for a Council to be held to decide the fate of the Ring. Find out what happens when members of different Races are brought together to determine their fate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Gimli, Elrond - Complete
The Aftermath by Umecchi reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
God Help The Outcasts by Alianne-Graysie reviews
A Cinderella, Pocahontas and Hunchback of Notre Dame Crossover. No OC's! PLEASE read and review! Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, Disney does.
Crossover - Cinderella & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,820 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Regret by Kikyohater220 reviews
Peter find himself staring up at the Avengers in a pool of his own blood. They hunted him, beat him, his own family. Unveiling of Spider-man! Superdads! Stony! One-Shot, maybe!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 359 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/29/2014
The gods fear Percy Jackson-Taboo sentences by wanna-play-a-game reviews
NEVER say these sentences to Percy Jackson. You have been warned for even the gods fear saying them to him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Percy J.
Bird of Fire by Ottawa Pagan reviews
Harry's loneliness finally get's on Fawkes' nerves, so what is she to do but take her favorite Phoenix animagus to Middle Earth to find happiness from Legolas? One-Shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 562 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 5,969 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
For Want of an Apple by Karri reviews
Elfling Legolas goes in search of an apple and ends up in a pickle.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
A Special Gift by rosegraceblack1 reviews
Found to betrayed by his friends and family, Harry receives a special gift, a new life in a new world. Elfling Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,439 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
The Black Box by sarsha008 reviews
Percy Weasley is just so tired of hurting. Rated M for suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Percy W. - Complete
Tea With Dragons by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori - Complete
Bohemian Rhapsody at Hogwarts by Lara Hillins reviews
Seamus hears Dean singing quietly and soon every muggle aware student in the school joins in, shocking and confusing everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
The Child of Barriers by Red Sonja of the North reviews
After the Potters had died, Harry was rescued from the rubble by the Lestranges and raised. Constantly on the move from the Order of the Phoenix, they are separated and torn apart, leaving Harry to fend for himself against the OotP. He grew up deaf and in nine different countries, leaving him different from what the OotP thought the BWL would be. BASHING MW RW GW HG AD SB RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10350 - Favs: 25,156 - Follows: 14,355 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 464 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Parseltongue by Bellatrix567 reviews
Snape has obtained a seemingly valuable memory of Voldemort and Nagini conversing. However, with Dumbledore's absence, the only available Parselmouth is none other than Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
The Sun of Troy by The Skinny Love reviews
Princess Chryseis had been known as the Sun of Troy since she was a child. She'd gotten this title due to her unusual golden hair and fiery eyes. Some Trojans even believed that she was the daughter of Apollo. What will happen after this acclaimed demigoddess crosses paths with the Myrmidons who have raided the beach of Troy as well as the Temple of Apollo? PatroclusxOC
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - [Patroclus, OC] Achilles
Thranduil needs rest by Optymistka reviews
Thranduil is always a frightening elf. Even when he has no intent of scaring his guests. First fic, please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Thranduil - Complete
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Tears of Unfathomable Nonexistence by Detouredbe reviews
Alternatively titled, "How to Fail Miserably at Making a Gypsy King Cry". Easily one of the most random HoND fanfics ever constructed.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Clopin T., Quasimodo, Phoebus, Laverne
Hide and Seek with Hobbits by peaceandlove23 reviews
New to this, but anyway, what the title suggests. Light fic, and meant to be a bit OCCish, after all it's hide and seek!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Nori, Bofur, Dwalin - Complete
Tony's Memoirs by MelodyPotterSnape reviews
The Avengers read Tony's thoughts. Warning: Reference to rape and abuse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 473 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Nyx Academy by EmeraldNeko reviews
Harry reached a breaking point during the holidays before 6th year and now he's a dark creature with a brand new attitude. Friendships are made and broken, mates are found and the balance of the World is hanging by a thread. Harem Slash parings, Yuri Pairings, Blood/gore/violence and nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,539 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
The Ugly Truth by Smiles123 reviews
MAJOR BASHING! Samantha Scarlet Lily Potter has always lived in her brothers shadow. The great 'Boy who Lived' However when Umbridge decides to meddle with Destiny everyone will know the whole truth! and the truth isn't always pretty! DISCLAIMER - DO NOT OWN HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,639 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., OC, Fred W., Daphne G.
Shards of Light and Colour by I Took the One Less Travelled reviews
Harry is an empath. AU. Eventual H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Harry P.
The Truth and Dare That Bumblewhore Regretted! by MarwanaRegis reviews
what will happen when a certain green eyed enemy of the Dark Lord is invited to play a... MUGGLE game? If wanna find out read this story... I am not good with summaries so just read the story.. Dumbledorebashing, Hermionebashing, RonandGinnybashing..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Puppets of Gypsy Judgment by RainiDayz reviews
What happens when Judge Frollo's daughter falls in love with the King of Gypsies? Clopin Trouillefou x Frollo's Daughter (Gabrielle OC)
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Clopin T. - Complete
Bored by RoseJustice reviews
The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dropping Some Eaves, Steve? by anonymous99 reviews
So, Steve doesn't know about Afghanistan. When an attempt to sober Tony up turns sour, he feels really guilty. But when he goes to apologize to Tony, he finds something out that he'd rather he hadn't. Teen cuz citrus is implied.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Doctor Among Them by Citrusuniverse reviews
"This is why i don't wear heels to work!" S.H.E.I.L.D must have had a medical staff. so what did the head of medicine had to deal with? between a mischief god trying to conquer the world, six superheroes, her cyclops of a boss, and two interns, Hortense finds her job just got a little more complicated. OC fanfic. T for swearing
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,918 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
Out of curiosity by Anki-Shai reviews
In which Thorin knows what Thranduil is trying to do and enjoys every minute he spends denying him the pleasure of getting closer to Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 503 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You left a baby on a door step? by I Believe in Sitwell reviews
Albus left harry alone on a doorstep. Rather stupid of him. Here are the consequences of his stupidity. Crack fic, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 10,728 - Follows: 5,922 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Little Tasha by Omnicat reviews
Natasha is turned into a child and the Avengers don't know what to do with her. Enter Loki, who always wanted another little girl, and is the best babysitter ever. / slight AU, total crack
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,050 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 334 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
New Levels of Goverment Stupidity by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Ulstafo the Green by Olorin the Maiar reviews
In one of Harry's reincarnation as the Master of Death, he is a Maiar in Arda. He is Eonwe, Herald of the Valar. Charged by Manwe, he is sent with the Istari to Middle-Earth. Now he is part of the Fellowship of the Ring, set on destroying Sauron ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 487 - Published: 9/16/2011
Ma Beaute by danielle134 reviews
Clopin/OC. I am not good at summaries, so you can read and find out for yourself. Image belongs to Crispy-Gypsy from
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Clopin T. - Complete
Snape and Hermione on a broomstick by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione receives flying lessons from our Potions Master
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time For Silence by Swallow B reviews
A sequel to 'The Rest of the Slytherins'. For the Slytherins, post-war is also post-Snape. Main characters: the Slytherins, Snape's portrait, Professors McGonagall and Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,298 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The United Front by cynics-united.sarcasm-gifted reviews
Bullied and scared, the first years band together to overcome the challenges that Hogwarts has brought. With the help of a confident, black-haired boy, Hogwarts will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P.
True Gentlemen by Crazy Mishka reviews
The Wizarding World is archaic, true-but due to this chivalry and honor still exist among true Pureblood Gentlemen. Hermione just happens to be a little Lady fully trained in the manners they hold in such high regard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Crazy by GreenandPurpleMonkeys reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Winning Hermione by Keira-House M.D reviews
Because really, he was so much better suited for Hermione, and he knew she saw it too ... all he had to do was remove his threat, one Ronald Weasley. Hermione/Severus with literal Ron-bashing. Birthday fic for LimeyGirl09.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
TTPC With a Dash of Empathy by Brea45 reviews
In the summer of Harry's 5th year he finds himself in a house full of people while trying to control his new found powers of empathy, along with seeing things he shouldn't when people touch him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/18/2009 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Breaking the Redhead Rule by lydiamaartin reviews
Harry's father and grandfather both fell for a redhead, but the girl he's in love with isn't one. Now, if only he could ask her out, maybe people would stop pestering him about dating one specific redhead. - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Galadriel's Shot by ElisiansBane reviews
When the elf queen gets glowy green. Haldir reveals a secret to Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Haldir, Frodo B. - Complete
Dominus Black by Starbucksmocha reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy Who Lived, isn't the son of James and Lily, and Lily wasn't a Muggleborn. Follow what Harry's life would have been like had he been born a Black and raised by Sirius's mother. Major AU alert! Spoilers for all seven HP books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,448 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
That Night by frodoschick reviews
What happens when Clopin first meets Quasimodo
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Because It's You by star54kar reviews
Twist on a canon moment: After having his nose broken by Malfoy, Harry is found by Ron instead of Tonks. Ron's POV. Pairing: Harry/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lines You Won't Hear in Troy by Universal Queen reviews
Compiled for your amusement, the following is a list of hilarious and mostly fictional outtakes and extended scenes from the film...CONTAINS SPOILERS! Reviews welcome.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2007
Young Lords III: The Greenwood Experience by Sanaryelle reviews
A young Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Galdor visit Prince Thranduil's home in the Greenwood. Madness predictably ensues, including encounters with dungeons, giant spiders, and pipeweed. Third in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Young Lords I: Pass the Dorwinion by Sanaryelle reviews
What happens when you mix a young Elrond, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Erestor, Galdor, and a bottle of the finest Dorwinion? Read to find out! First in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Flag of truce by Martina reviews
Only elves know about fairies. As it happens, they also hate them. One young fairy joins the Fellowship and she must find peace with her destiny as the flag of truce waved by her folk. OC Chapter 8 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Little Boy, Little Girl by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli stay with a young child as he dies In Helm's deep...but wait he's not a he?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Paris's Battle by xthinkxhappyxthoughtsx reviews
Dedicated to aussiesportstar. She didnt like the way Paris's fight went so this is an alternative ending written just for her. AU one off of what could have happened.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2004
Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Why and How Arwen's Tale by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Why Glorfindel, Elladan, and Elrohir don't make it into the movies. Watch out for those pesky Elven princesses. They can cause a lot of trouble if left unentertained...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Morning After by Crawler reviews
The morning after Helms Deep, Aragorn searches for a fallen friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Haldir, Aragorn - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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And then there were three
Basically, a Female Harry Potter - Aka Lilli, gets adopted and moves to America. She has an adoptive brother named Alex and an adoptive Mom. Just her luck she lives in an area with a high congregation of African wizards. This is one adventure she might not make it out of. This is a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,180 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 4/7/2020 - Complete
Broken reviews
Harry has finally done it. He snapped. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2019 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Complete