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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1264192

name:i dont know(i rather not)

nickname:lony

age:15

well i moved 2 the u.s. wen i waz 1 year old i have 2 bro's and 2 sis's wich all of them r bigger than me actually their in their 20's (im bored so yeah)

BANDS:lamb of god,cradle of filth,tool,rammstein,mago de oz,kittie

COLRS:black,red,green

I LUV RAINBOWS(bored)

I LUV GORE AND BLOOD

IM 2 LAZY 2 WRITE ANY FANFICS AND IF I DO I WONT UPDATE REALLY FREQUENTLY(long word) AND I DONT WANT 2 UPSET MY FANS(if even get any)SO YEAH

FAV. PAIRINGS

NARUTO

itachi/temari

temari/shika

ino/choji

gaara/hinata

kankuro/ino(i have no idea why)

sakura/naruto

kiba/kankuro

gaara/temari

gaara/kankuro

gaara/kankuro/temari

sasuke/itachi

tobi/deidara

itachi/deidara

hidan/temari

gaara/hinata

deidara/temari

INUYASHA

seshomaru/rin

inuyasha/kykio(dont know how 2 spell my bad)

inuyasha/kagome

seshomaru/kagura

sango/miroku

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO

mugen/fuu

jin/mugen(i know yaoi)

PAIRINGS I HATE

NARUTO

sakura/itachi(my friends dispise this couple too)

ino/shika

choji/shika

INUYASHA

inuyasha/sango

seshomaru/kagome

i dont watch bleach too much but seriously i think Rukia and Ichigo should just accept that they luv each other and get it over with seriouly.

FAV. CHRACTERS

NARUTO

Itachi

Gaara

Temari

Kankuro

Deidara

Tobi

Shika

INUYASHA

kilala(or something)

seshomaru

rin

HELLSING

alucard

seras

walter

integra

(theyre a few characters in hellsing)

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?kaseit.

http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=kasei

check them!

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After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
You're what! by thescientistwrangler reviews
Seras has something to tell alucard but she doesn't know how to explain it, cause she doesn't even understand it herself, a continuation of "No More PMSing" CHAPTER 9 HAS BEEN POSTED!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,758 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Alucard, Seras
No More PMSing by thescientistwrangler reviews
Seras is taking a shower thinking about things that being undead blesses her with and then she gets a surprise visitor guess who! Alucard/Seras completed Now continued with... You're What?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The unknown akatsuki by humsha reviews
This story is about the mysterious blue haired akatsuki with a flower in her hair. In this fanfic the unknown akatsuki is a member with no identity but a bloody and dark past. It is rated teen for languages and some slight sexuality. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Blood Bonds by deadlykitty reviews
Seras has to go through her days like regular but while harboring a secret mark. What will happen when someone discovers it? A&S rated for adult situations
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006
Broken and Torn by dollofamonster reviews
A plan was made to capture Gaara. All that was needed was bait. So he was sent to collect her. He contained her, tortured her, and pained her. But what he didn't expect was to have feelings for her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Accepted by crazy34 reviews
The six of us are outcasts. Myself and Gaara are cutters, Temari is a Goth, Shino's doesn't say much, Kiba's half dog, and Shikamaru is dating Temari. What can we do to be accepted? Do we have to change ourselves to be Accepted?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hinata H.
Culture Shock by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The people of Suna are harsh as the desert. The people of Konoha are treacherous as forest shadows. The passionate cannot thrive there... .:ItaTem:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Itachi U.
Happy Father's Day, Master by Night Hunter MGS reviews
Expansion on original one-shot. After Seras gives Alucard his first ever Father's Day, Walter contemplates his own relationship with Integra. THE T-SHIRT FINALLY MAKES IT'S DEBUT WITH FATHER ANDERSON!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
fruits of our past by kris hawkeye reviews
what if shikamaru was arranged to be married to ino and had left temari pregnant unbeknownst to him? shikatema fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,810 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Calamity's Daughter by ParisWriter reviews
Chapter 9 Up! Sequel to Project V. Reno's life had been turned upside-down and inside-out with the death of the woman he loved. Now everything is about to change once more... and then change again. (Reno/OC, Rude/Tifa, Tseng/Elena, Vincent/Yuffie)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Reno
Itachi's game by ms-thang reviews
She needed answers, and the only person who knew them was him. But in order to get the answers, she needed to play his little games.WARNING: A LOT of lemon invovled. You have been warned. Updated chp. 7!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Goddess must hate me! by bloodstainedlove reviews
Four teenage girls find themselves in Naruto World. They seem normal... but are really quite crazy. Will Konoha decide to keep them and how will the Sasuke Fan Club feel about the new compation? ItachiOc SasukeOc KisameOc GaraaOc Stupid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,169 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
I Wanna Grow Old With You by death cherries reviews
Deidara and Temari love each other but when Deidara is sent to abduct her younger brother, will there love still prevail? A DeidaraxTemari story TemaDei , lemon, violence, language and COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,555 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Deidara, Temari - Complete
Turk Moments by SapphireXSerpent reviews
Whether fluffy, funny, or serious, Turks have many moments. A collection of turk drabbles and oneshots with Relena ones spinkled in. Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Elena, Reno
Family by Whatever666 reviews
A bunch of Family Akatsuki oneshots. First: What made Deidara stay in Akatsuki? Second: Christmas time was always frantic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Fairy Godmother Shukaku by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Temari was rather fond of Shukaku, at least, she didn't have a problem with him until he decided she needs a boyfriend, and he's just the demon to find her one! [ShikamaruXTemariXItachi triangle, lime]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Book Two: Unwanted Surprises by Kariko reviews
Temari has been sick as hell lately. A trip to Konoha reveals that she is carrying a baby. Can she deal with this reminder of her time spent with Itachi? ItachixTemarixShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
The Diary of Sir Arthur Hellsing by Tintenschwert reviews
Arthur Hellsing, Chief of the Hellsing Organisation has to deal with many problems including a 13 year old butler, a vampire looking like a girl and Hellsing´s daily madness. predawn, with young walter and girlycard.and including alcohol.betaed by moralit
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006
Ask the akatsuki by Dr.merrytime reviews
SPOILERS!spoiler alert people. do not read if you don't want spoilers i warned you also i think it's pretty funny
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
My Lady by Spaleween reviews
Fantasies are screwed. Reality is worse. Young IntegralVlad.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Tango by MYZ-chan reviews
-HidanTemariItachi- Love is a horribly painful thing. AU. -On temporary hiatus-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Hidan, Temari
Of Sneezes and Weasels by mitsukai reviews
What do Itachi and Temari have in common? Not much, other than psychotic younger brothers, an affinity for fans, and something to do with weasels. But maybe that's all they need. ItaTema fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,532 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - [Itachi U., Temari] - Complete
The Strife Family! by kurogane05 reviews
The Strife Family as little kids! Jenova is exhausted after her fifth and is soon going to have her sixth child... who will it be? It's a surprise! What kind of trouble will Cloud and Sephiroth get into? Just read and find out. thanks JZ for helping me wi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Bring Me to Life by Merks reviews
[Songfic] When one tries too hard to love someone else, things are bound to fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Was It Worth It? Part 3 by hope1090 reviews
Well, here's the thrid part. There is no yaoi in it what so ever. I hope you all like so far. I only have about... um... 7 more stories, one for each Akatsuki memeber that includs Orochimaru too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Happy Birthday Itachi! by Broken Valentine reviews
It's Itachi's birthday and Deidara wants to do something nice for his lover. Read to find out. R&R. ItaDei. SLIGHT Lemon. Major OCCness, you've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Wish by Perpetual Sonata reviews
Because it was her last wish, and he was her brother Nonincest GaarTem [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Desert by Lotos-Eater reviews
“Listen: the desert is my home, Shikamaru,” she said once, before things became serious, back when there was still room for escape.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Turk in Trouble by Tengoko reviews
Elena’s mistake almost cost a Turk his life. With everything to prove, nothing to lose, Elena gives everything to the job. But, what if she goes too far. Can the Turks still help her. M for romance and language. Complete
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,508 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Sleepless in Suna by Bleeding-lily reviews
It's a dark night, and Temari can't sleep. What happens when she goes to get coffee and runs into her youngest brother? Please note that there is absolutly NO implied Sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
We Needed This by Kitty Harasser reviews
Kisame enjoys quality time with his wife, a heavily pregnant Sabaku no Temari. The first ever KisaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kisame H., Temari - Complete
Book One: Captured Kunoichi by Kariko reviews
Itachi desperately wants to make a deal with Temari to get his hands on Shukaku. Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, only because I need Gaara's demon for this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Back For My Coat by Ichobana Rose reviews
Shh she cooed to him, you're home now. He smiled. Just a little oneshot about Itachi and a slave girl. I dunno when it takes place, just in the future. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Nocturne by hentai18ancilla reviews
I am Yuki Cross, a human and I dwell in a place where vampires live just below us...as they count the beating of our rapid hearts, and stave their dark desires. I stop them from killing, but can I resist the temptation? KanamexYukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Nine Long Months by silvercage reviews
Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Amethyst by goldenseeress reviews
They have no photographs of them together, only faint memories in their mind. 50 themes, HidanxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Dawn of the Future by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Young Walter and Girly card take a visit to the future, where they encounter their future bosses, enemies, and selves.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
A Toy's Life by Dead Uchiha reviews
Oh WTF? Sasuke and Itachi are helpless plushies under the possession of one evil little girl! Oh no! How much more awful could it get? [Uchihacest,TOYS,NC,MM,YAOI,AU,Parody] Quite possibly the most effed up thing I've ever written. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Downfall by cow'that'jumped'over'the'moon reviews
A Itachi Uchiha love storie, set in two points of time. ONESHOT.worked on it really, really hard, please review! constructive criticism welcome, im here to learn! Itachixoc , SAD ENDING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Ingredients to Your Living Hell by ninjaxbunny reviews
Add one crazy potty mouthed punk girl, mix in 38 cups of tequila, & then stir in two psycho killers. Blend well & add a hint of sexual tension & secrets for flavor. ItaxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Itachi U.
Visiting Hours by kyubiteaser reviews
Gaara and Temari are on a stop over in Konoha while on a mission. While there they decide to catch up and spend a few eventful hours with some old friends. WARNING: SMUTFIC ONESHOT! Graphic Lemon wYaoi pairing. ShikaxTema and GaaraxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Broken Doll by Ohtori Akio reviews
ONE SHOT. ITACHITEMARI. Temari comes across Itachi and she recovers something she lost a long time ago. Limeish. Written for ardenilia. Cowritten with Melissa Norvell
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Itachi U., Temari - Complete
Poor Temari and Gaara by Anga-Chan reviews
Temari X Gaara. No Hentai or whatsoever
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Legacy of Sand and Wind by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Temari and Kankurou have been the only family that Sabakuno Gaara has ever known but when they grow up and have families of their own, Gaara is still left to wander as a grain of sand on the wind. Then a demon boy shows up with Gaara's sad eyes...Multipar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,423 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Laundry by Relics reviews
Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Butterfly Knot by kimi no vanilla reviews
If you love something, let it go. ShikaTema, sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
All Mixed Up by xxxSkylaxxx reviews
The trio are now in their 7th year, Hermione and Ron have been dating since 5th and were so in love. But what happens when something unexpected happens between Hermione and Draco, How will Ron reacte? Rated R for sex, drugs, and alcohal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Life and Times of a Hellsing by gauze reviews
A series of interludes between Alucard and Integra
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003