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Author has written 7 stories for Ninja Turtles, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Invader Zim.

Well hello there!

If you managed to reach my profile, you're either very unlucky or mad. Or both.

Myself in favourites:

Pencil: A pacer I've had for years. Not really the best thing to draw with, but it works for me.

Flavour: Vanilla. Don't have a clue why that would be important, but hey!

Place- for writing: Bedroom

Place- generally: Anywhere with LOTS of trees and lots of fresh air- there's far too much CITY in the world!

Time: After dark. In particular 9pm-1am. Don't look at me like that! I do my best writing when everything's quiet and still

Readers: The ones who review! (shameless and very obvious hint!) Nah, I'm a big fan of the literate types...

Pairings: Pairings? Pairings you ask? Why, any which revolved around the badguy/antihero! The darkside need some lurvin' too- and they're always too busy being a pain in the bum in the official series. Oh, and apparently I'm a closet yaoi fan- but hey, that's just Ouran High. ~=

IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm on a long-term hiatus- real life stuff (namely, studies) got in the way. Hence everything is very unfinished and all over the place, and has been for the last few years. Apologies. I will (eventually) get back to this, but no promises in the near future. Sorry!!

What with this being a Fiction Site and all, I'd better write something about the stories...

The Music Shorts: Permanently incomplete

Well, there's only one in there at the mo, but there will be more to follow! Just little bits and bobs that didn't fit anywhere in particular. They're not meant to be outstanding, or even understandable- they're my channels of music-ness. ie, If I'm listening to a song and getting really into it (and working out a little action sequence in my head) I'll write it down and submit it there.

Mind Games: On standby

Thought up in the Airport at five am. Not the greatest of storylines, but my sort of 'getting to know the characters' story. Its not a long peice exactly, but hopefully readable. It's more of an experiment that anything else, but still, a review on how I'm going character-wise would be helpful! In short: Donny's device backfires and he finds himself reliving his brother's memories... darn it sounds creepy when I put it like that.

Deadly Deceptions: On standby

Shuttup, I know the title is sensationally craptacular. And also it's not half as emo as it sounds (yeah, that's the only reason I used that title. It's a really poor attempt at humour). Anyway, this one contains homebrew characters Zanna (short for Suzanna) and her brother, Dave (along with the bad-guy, Brent Stethmond). These three are copyrighted moi, and if you nick 'em, I probably won't find out, but I'd prefer you didn't. A little bit of everything in it, rated T 'cause of the suicide reference. But if you can handle that no worries, the only thing stopping you is some language and maybe some violence, though there isn't much in the way of gore in there... yet. (Oh, but there will be, don't you worry!) It's for enjoyment purposes, so if you don't feel the need to review, I'm okay with that.

Seeing Double: On standby

Its HP, seeing as the new book turned me raving mental. Now, dont get me wrong here- I'm a HP fan, but I am sorry to say the last book didn't quite hit it off for me- until I reached Snape's lil' bit. So, here's my tribute to the one character who wasn't completely destroyed in book 7... although, ironically, he did die from irritating suckling snake. The story itself takes place when Sev first started teaching- his first/second year. He's more the grumpy (and slightly mad) bat of the dungeons that ever- until he meets Evia (OC Alert!) Completely romance free, cause thats a lil' bit odd when the OC's 11, and also 'cause we need some good old rebel FUNFUNFUN.

A Way Out: On standby

Well, this is a new one! Its Yu Gi Oh, as you all know. As usual, I was inspired by everyone else on here to write a fic- that and the fact that last hols I challenged myself to draw ANIME! And, what with drawing the characters and watching the show quite intensely now, trying to understand exactly how anime works... well it's sorta become a tribute-type-thing. See, my problem is I start a fic, get all into it, and then forget to PLAN, and instead, write little chapters here and there and flit around the story without any intention of actually finishing it. WELL THAT ENDS HERE. Thanks to everyone who reviews/hits this fic, I am DETERMINED to finish AT LEAST THIS ONE!!

... happy reading!!

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No Return by knockplease reviews
There comes a single moment that changes everything. A decision that must be made; and in that moment, one becomes fully responsible for course their lives will take. Every creature blessed with consciousness must face the point of no return.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 257,005 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Red, Purple
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Case Of Mistaken Identity by Liris reviews
Foaly has a secret that's warping his view of Holly. When strange things start happening, and a link to the captin emerges, he must choose what to believe. H/A. Sequel to 'Double Trouble'. On Hiatus
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
The Twelve Shall Unite by Merdina reviews
Things are looking up for Dib. He's made a new friend, and his reputation for being crazy has more or less disappeared. But a cryptic note and a string of horrific murders could destroy all this and change his life forever... Final chapter is up.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,633 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Dib - Complete
The Curious Case of the Prestidigitator's Python by Westron Wynde reviews
Sherlock Holmes relates one of his early cases concerning the death of a famous magician, where his investigation took him deep into the heart of the bright and bawdy world of the Music Hall, to meet with the most unusual of perils! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,686 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
IZ Drabbles by yaoi2010 reviews
New drabble! Chap 7 Sex and Candy. Zim likes strawberry. But he likes it more on Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Dib, Zim
Z for Zim by mbulsht reviews
Part one of my Divided Empire series. What happens when Zim finds out everything he knows is a lie? And who is this mysterious friend who tries to clear his name? Forward written by Invader Zim himself. Flamers are to be shot in the kneecaps.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,608 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Paint the Skies with Acid Rain by M i s s. CANDYcancer reviews
We could see it in his eyes, and it almost scared us. Over the years ever since Zim had received a call from his leaders, he had changed. Now he was out for vengance. The odds are against us. We'll never pull it off. It's hopeless. One word: Assassination
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005
Shower Thoughts by Tyem Marodyor reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5060 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Menarche by zeegrindylows reviews
The real story of what happened when Peter Pettigrew faked his death for the second time. Crackfic. One-shot. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
I didnt know what to say! by petalpixie reviews
this is a sad little fic, showing Kaiba's reaction to witnessing Yugi's last moments in life.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - S. Kaiba, Yūgi M. - Complete
Tales of the Second War: The Power of Two by picascribit reviews
1997-1998, post-OotP AU: Could a clever joke shop invention be the key to defeating the most powerful Dark wizard in over a century? The proprietors of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes mean to find out. Warning: character death, violence. NO TWINCEST.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Harry P., Remus L., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Beneath the Deep Depths of Green and Blue by PiER reviews
Minerva McGonagall, travel back to when she was Athena the betrothed of Grindelwald and discover how Albus threw light into the dark path she had been forced to walk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D.
I Am the Very Model of a Mutant Ninja Terrapin by Tori Angeli reviews
Old Toon Donatello has so many accomplishments, one could write a patter song about them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Donatello - Complete
The Real Turtles by Gadoken King reviews
A fresh start on the story of the Ninja Turtles. A heavy focus on character development and the relationships that form between the four brothers and their master. starts from the begining of their ninja training.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
Madness in the Spring by LucyToo reviews
Vietnam era story. A different view of wartime Murdock, and how he came into the team. Liberties taken with small details of A Team canon. FaceMurdock slash.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Murdock, Face - Complete
March 15th by PiER reviews
Explains why neither Headmaster nor Deputy Headmistress attends the evening meals on March 15th COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Apologies by startanew reviews
A slightly long drabble about Bernard feeling guilty.
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
The Domino Effect by Sam Mellor reviews
Bernard meets the one customer he was never expecting...
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Locked In Love by LuvinAniManga reviews
Tea was not having the best of days. With her luck, the whole world could crumble at her feet at any moment! And if that wasn't enough, it got worse: she gets detention AND locked in school with SETO KAIBA! SetoxTea
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,999 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Chasing Shadows by Red Lioness reviews
The long-awaited (ha!) sequel to 'Female of the Species' with the continuing adventures of the TMNT, the Hawaiian Turtles, and the meta-human Maggie. Rated 'M' for violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2005
The Real Me by Freak09 reviews
Rating just to be safe. This is a fic about how Kaiba really is when no one is looking. How he feels and thinks. Please R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004
The Behemoth: Falco's Story by Green Hat reviews
Days after Dinosaur Planet Star Fox face a massive vessel of untold power. Now the Behemoth’s secrets lie only with Falco and a mission gone horribly wrong. Scales said the war was just beginning, he was right...
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 173,945 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Falco L. - Complete
Blue by darkfarie14 reviews
a poem about seto kaiba and his emotions
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2004
Filling in the Gaps by Lady Angharad reviews
Something important is missing in Professor McGonagall's education. Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape step in to rectify the situation. REVISED 7-8-04
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Minerva M.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Condensed! by Professor Bumblebore reviews
Professor Bumblebore returns with an abridged version of this children's classic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Harry P.
Song Parodies! by SailorAeris reviews
Parodies of songs about Professor Snape and his class
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Severus S.
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The Other Side reviews
Nothing to do with the Red Hot Chilli song. Stemmed from a Oneshot, It's All Over. Earth's been destroyed, and Dib's the only survior... but then the Tallest start spouting some ridculous theories and some startling discoveries are made. OC alert
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dib, Zim
All Over reviews
It's all over. Dib watches as his entire life is blown up. Poor guy. Oneshot. Bit of angst. Rated for a bit of language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Way Out reviews
Tea's all alone, and down on her luck. With nowhere else to go, she has no choice but to put her trust in at least one of the Kaiba brothers to help her. But do their plans for salvation mirror her own? More info inside. Rating may changer later on...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - S. Kaiba
Seeing Double: The Two Sevs reviews
Completely Romance Free fic based on Snape's teaching years before he met Harry. He's still slightly deatheater mad, but then he meets Evia, a pestliental child who forces him to get his act together. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., OC
Deadly Deceptions reviews
Zanna's dad left years ago, her mum just committed suicide. When the Turtles save her life she forms an unlikey alliance, but who are they fighting? And what has her bro' been up to in California these past nine months? Rated for some violence and languag
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
Mind Games reviews
Donny is working on a new device when the machine strikes back! Basically written to allow me to gain a better understanding of the characters. See Authors note inside. Rated 'cause it gets a bit confuzzling.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007
The Music Shorts
Just a load of tid bits written to music ie, you're supposed to listen to the music to understand the plot. Each chapter's a new short. Sounds weird huh? Mebbe it is. Forever in progress, 'cause I keep finding new songs!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Published: 5/1/2007