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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1264478, Profile Updated: 06-11-18
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and One Piece.

6/10/18:

THE WILL OF D.

REMASTERED.

SOON.

GET HYPE.


Chapters remastered: 5

Remastered Word Count: 56,770

New Character Arcs: 1

Old Embarrassments Removed: Many

Characters Sufficiently Re-Motivated: Some

Sentences With Too Many Exclamation Marks Changed: Never Enough

Asses Blasted: Infinite

Hans who Shot First: All Of Them

Fan Appreciation: Everlasting

The Animaniac Dude: Risen From The Grave

Chapter 32 Release: never ever SOON(tm)


To be honest, I'm sorta embarrassed to come back to this account after so long away. Not the least of which is because of my seriously goofy username. In my defense, I was like 11 when I signed up for this place; I was 12 when I first posted a story here. To think that I got so much attention for my work blows my mind today, especially when I look back now and see how utterly trash I was at actually writing coherently. Thanks to all of you who put up with my bullshit.

I'm back to fulfill my old promise. I TOLD Y'ALL THE WILL OF D WAS NOT DEAD. Of course, now that I look at it I'm just as embarrassed there, too. So before I continue on with chapter 32 (which is currently like 3/4's finished right now) I'm rewriting every single chapter of The Will of D and replacing the old chapters. There will be new content, I won't lie; Oda's added nearly a decade of canon that hadn't even been written while I quit emotionally collapsed put my life back together took a break, so I want to address it all. There will also be better character writing (I hope); there will also be better dialog (I hope); and there will be more cohesive scenarios than the ones I wrote when I was a kid flying by the seat of my pants. I'm planning this all out now in advance, instead of just brain-dumping onto a page and seeing if I can paint pretty pictures with words. I hope, when I'm done and you all notice what I've done when I post Chapter 32 (because I don't expect any of you wonderful people to notice anything that I'm doing until you get an update email in your inbox, and I'm fine with that) that you like the new and improved version.

That's enough of the heart to heart. Hope to hear from you all soon.

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A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 368,545 - Reviews: 4676 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 5,617 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 8,430 - Follows: 9,386 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 121 - Words: 225,783 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,933 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 7,635 - Follows: 8,720 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 5,882 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Deja Vu All Over Again by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,197 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ranma
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,425 - Reviews: 15184 - Favs: 11,735 - Follows: 11,328 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15305 - Favs: 23,321 - Follows: 22,872 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7121 - Favs: 13,287 - Follows: 15,033 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34173 - Favs: 22,750 - Follows: 17,359 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 11,659 - Follows: 13,606 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11081 - Favs: 7,239 - Follows: 6,484 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 8,304 - Follows: 3,549 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 7,418 - Follows: 8,145 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Wolf and the Thief by whoson1st reviews
Rose is trapped in a universe that is trying erase her. With the help of a very special friend, she gets the opportunity to go back and rewrite her entire history with the Doctor in order to keep the tragic events at Canary Wharf from happening. Can she succeed? Or is she doomed to fade away? First in the Written in the Stars series, now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 217,952 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 5,164 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Subtlety by MadRabbit reviews
Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,353 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mihawk
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 6,645 - Follows: 4,894 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
La Volonté du D by Hajyh-chan reviews
Traduction The Will of D. Luffy perd tout son équipage face aux marines lors de la bataille finale à Raftel. Lorsque un homme censé être mort depuis longtemps, apparaît et prend Luffy sous son aile, plus rien n'est pareil. La volonté du D. vivra. LUNA
One Piece - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,543 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Luffy, Nami
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Faustian Bargain by Napkin the Spoony reviews
The Dark Mage Zeref has left his mark on history. With his legion of demons, he declared war on life itself. Demons with the power to cause genocide, to crush cities, to topple countries. That age has ended. Zeref's demons have been sealed away. Zeref vanished, leaving only destruction in his wake. Fiore could never imagine a new age of demons beginning...but it did.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U.
Some Day by last to dance reviews
Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
A Meeting of Madmen by Ms.MM reviews
One-shot based off the author thinking, "This scene would be even more amazing if the Doctor showed up," while watching The Avengers. 11 shows up and says hi to Loki.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
You Never Forget by LeonaWriter reviews
The Avengers believe that they have won, Loki is wanting that drink now, and the Doctor isn't sure if he interrupted something, or if it was the perfect time to interrupt. Either way, things are about to get interesting. Spoilers for Avengers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Loki
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3894 - Favs: 11,027 - Follows: 10,766 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Betrayal's Reward by Trugeta reviews
Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 393,948 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
The Coin by Muphrid reviews
In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 705 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
ThInGs AiN't ChIlL, bRo by superlabelgirl reviews
He didn't want to bother anyone, but things have gotten worse than he could have imagined. Desperate, Gamzee reaches out to his best bro for help. A Trollmegle style chat log charting Gamzee's descent into insanity. Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Letters by The Antic Repartee reviews
"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
One Who Mourns The Wicked by marlinowl reviews
It's a well-known fact that no one mourns the wicked. But the Wicked Witch of the West wasn't truly wicked, after all.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Glinda U. - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 4,307 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Urge Hums by ballot reviews
He's not a family man. A short on the Mysterious Stranger and Miss Fortune, for the falloutkinkmeme.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
The Journey Home by mamaXunicorn reviews
Many years after Elphaba's supposed death, Glinda comes across a strange young girl with green skin. Musical!verse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Epic Tale of Naked Fiyero by BeagleDee reviews
So much innuendo and outuendo...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Pants by foxchicka19 reviews
Luffy's just a normal guy. He, too, must put his pants on one leg at a time... right?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Luffy - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Wicked a 'la Facebook by HC247 reviews
The story of Wicked as told on Facebook. A dramatic sweeping saga of love, betrayal, and revenge on the 'net...OR a complete crackfic. You've been warned.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Wedding Dress by ncfan reviews
-Shizune, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Tenten- Ladies, what do you want?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Shizune - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Persona 3: Fairly English Story by SamJaz reviews
Persona 3: FES, only Minato is English, hence the title. Then Minato cheats the game. So the game cheats back. So Minato cheats the world.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 108 - Words: 477,614 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Minato A. - Complete
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by TimesARiver reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3933 - Favs: 9,880 - Follows: 9,229 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15299 - Favs: 9,069 - Follows: 6,825 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 1,098 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates by evilchibis reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 304 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
No Need for Destiny by Innortal reviews
A spell botched by Happosai sends Ranma and Nabiki away for three days. But was it all that happened to the two?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,776 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Nabiki, Ranma
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Greatest Party That NeverOfficiallyHappened by Slim Gohan reviews
On the eve of his first child being born, Garp has Gol D. Roger cornered once more. However, instead of fighting, Garp and Roger agree to throw the greatest party ever. This is the story of the party the World Government didn't want you to know about.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Garp, Gol D. Roger - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,086 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 3,896 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Zoro's Not Gay! by Lanky Nathan reviews
Short story. Warning - Language, sexual refrences. If this doesn't worry you please continue! NOT YAOI! DX
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4399 - Favs: 8,331 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Radio by Cyprith reviews
The Vaultie turned everything upside-down with crooked smile and a half remembered joke before running off after ghosts, leaving them behind with only the static on the radio. Gob/OC
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Womanizer by aznillusion183 reviews
Zoro thinks Luffy's a womanizer. A bit suggestive near the end. One-shot!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Luffy - Complete
The Whole Package by Confession68 reviews
LuNa with a side of fluff ! XP Luffy explains it's not about the outside beauty, but the package as a whole. MINOR SPOILERS FROM RECENT CHAPTERS.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 350 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 563 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 329 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ocarina of Time II: Parallel Symphony by Firebird-X reviews
By returning Link to his childhood, Zelda has altered the fabric of Time itself. Now the Hero must begin his adventures anew, face a Ganondorf more dangerous than ever, and deal with the mysterious Arbiter if he is to save Zelda and Hyrule once more...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,943 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6110 - Favs: 14,358 - Follows: 4,736 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
One Screwed Up Night by nauyro reviews
Due to the effects of some hallucinogens, the Strawhat pirates lose their minds. Sanji masturbates, Luffy marries Nami, Robin strips, and all hell breaks lose...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Luffy, Nami
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Interpretations of Fate by Sil'vinya reviews
This is wrong, only one soul was to be taken, not both. The balance has been thrown into disarray. You can go back to make things right.The choice has been made, a new game begins. Harry's soul is sent back after fate decides to roll the dice again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 474 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Windows to the Soul by Chronos Astral reviews
A lone stranger comes to Naruto and helps him cope with life by serving as the teacher and brother he never had, then gives him something that one may consider a gift or a curse. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 6,903 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 402 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Even Perverts Deserve a Second Chance by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus-Yet another time travel fic... But this time with Jiraiya! Watch the Erosennin relive his genin days with all the knowledge of his older self! What will he do to try and change the future? What will stay the same? Eventual JirTsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Jiraiya, Gamabunta
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 604 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 427 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 631 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 621 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 729 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Avid by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the 'why' of your nakedness?" He slowed down and smirked at her question. "Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?" AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/30/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Eternal Conflict by Hamm On Wry reviews
The Final Battle. Or is it? Harry and Tom have been puppets since prior to birth. Now they meet the puppeteers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 209 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 6,969 - Follows: 530 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 708 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Do You Do With a Sleeping Swordsman? by solderini reviews
What do you do with a sleeping swordsman? Play pranks on him, of course! Contains a parody of What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Spaceman Spiff and the Marraige of Doom! by Joe Cloudheart reviews
Basically a series of vignettes between Calvin and Susie as kids and adults. I tried to keep the style of the original comic's humor inherent.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2001
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The Will Of D reviews
What happens when you win, but nobody's left to celebrate? Luffy makes it to Raftel, but loses everybody who matters. Only when a man long-dead reveals himself, saves him from death and offers him a way back to the very beginning does Luffy realize it's bigger than 'Pirate Kings'. The Will of D must live on. Started in 2008. 2018 reboot in progress. chap updates: 5/31. Luffy/?(TBD)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,531 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger, Straw Hats P.
A Second Chance, A Second Life reviews
While the ashes of Konoha's will of fire are still smouldering, Naruto, the Rokudaime Hokage, uses a forbidden jutsu to go and right the wrongs of the past. What will happen when gods exist and time itself bends its knee to Naruto? NaruSaku. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,943 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
All Girls Want Ponies reviews
It's common knowledge that every girl wants a pony at least once in her life. Nami was no exception. LuNa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
What Do You Do with A Drunken Pervert? reviews
naruto, fed up with Jiraiya shunning his training for drinking and women, decides to get even. in the process, he learns how many different ways there are to humiliate a man. what DO you do with a drunken pervert...? song-fic one-shot. review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete