The Animaniac Dude
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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1264478, Profile Updated: 10-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and One Piece.

IMPORTANT NOTE AS OF MAY 9, 2011: to everyone that's asking whether or not i'm going to continue The Will Of D, please, stop asking. It's not like i've given up.when I'm balancing writing my own stories, Co-writing with Majin on Naruto: Game Of The Year Edition, and keeping up with schoolwork, something isn't going to get the attention it deserves. for quite some time, that was schoolwork, which i've since payed for many times over. since the only one pushing the work on The Will Of D is myself, while Majin gives me a much-needed kick in the backside when I slow down on Naruto: GOTY, and I've made a promise to myself not to go through what I did when every single one of my grades tanked, (I was forced to transfer to a new school, BTW), The Will Of D has slowed down progress to a snail's pace. I AM NOT GIVING UP, however. The Will Of D is NOT A DEAD FIC. as soon as summer comes around, progress WILL PICK UP. do not think that i've abandoned you for a second. The Will Of D Lives On!

damn, my tone has really changed over the years. let's see if we can get this profile sounding less like a hyperactive 5-year-old on candy steroids and more like a respectable adult, shall we?

Sex: anytime, anywhere, with anything that has boobs and a vagina. so, yes, i'm a regular guy.

Age: Old enough to know better, Young enough to do it anyway.

Likes: I like anime and manga (though I only read the big-name series, so i'm not like some of my friends who read some really esoteric stuff), I like writing both fanfiction and stuff I intend to publish one day, I like reading books of all sorts (I have half a mind i've read through the entire fantasy section in my local library) and I like music, both playing it and listening to it.

Dislikes: I dislike people telling me what to do without any explanation (which has gotten me into some deep shit more than a few times), idiots who don't know what the hell they're talking about but act like they do, and jellybeans... what? did you expect something serious?

Favored Pairings:

Nami/Luffy (one piece)

Zoro/Robin (one piece)

Naruto/Hinata (Naruto) (only if they're not blatantly throwing out Canon and doing whatever they want. also, cliches rape my brain.)

Naruto/Sakura (Naruto) (again, same as above.)

Naruto/Female (Naruto)

Ed/Winry (full metal alchemist)

Link/Zelda (legend of zelda)

I have a lot more, but I don't particularly feel like trying to remember them all at the moment.

I accept criticism that is intended to improve my writing quality. after all, how does anybody learn what they have to do better, other than by other people telling them what they did wrong and right? however, trolls will be trolls, so anybody sending flames will be brutally shredded to pieces. don't push me, I have rants up the wahzoo to bust your ass with.

if anybody wants to use a portion or plot point of my story in their own fanfiction, simply drop me a line and a link. as long as you're not flat-out plaigiarizing my stories, i'm perfectly cool with you using some of my ideas.

Update As Of July 13, 2011: damn, my profile is long. when the hell did this turn into my blog? i'm clearing out the non-important stuff to try and clean up the clutter. oh, and just so everybody knows, just as I promised, things are picking up once again with The Will Of D now that I don't have school to deal with. at the moment of writing this, the word count it up to 4,038 words. i'm not quite at a good spot to end and post the chapter, though, so you'll have to wait a bit longer to get something.

Update As Of September 13, 2010: hey, guys. been a while since I wrote anything of my own. well, there's a reason for that. a lot of bad shit been happening to me over the summer, and quite frankly, I'm burned out. I'm taking a Hiatus from writing any of my own work, to try and sort my life out, however long that may take, before I get back to the Will of D or my Harem story. I'm still Co-writing Naruto: Game Of The Year with Majin, though, since he writes the plot of the story, and I just make it pretty to look at. for now, that's pretty much all I can manage. I intend to finish The Will Of D, no matter how long that takes, as i've got the whole thing planned out in my mind, but I need to place Real Life in front of my writing needs. I love you guys to death, so it kills me to basically put all of my stories on an Indefinite Hiatus, but damn... right now, trying to make myself write anything on my own is a massive chore, and I simply don't derive any pleasure from it like I used to. I just want to put this out here so that all the people asking when I'm going to update know. my response? I honestly don't know myself.

Update As Of March 8, 2010: fuck. well, that's it, I'm done. I tried. I honestly tried. I tried to put up with it, I tried to tolerate it, but this latest move puts it into a whole new level of douchbaggery. i'm done. fuck, I should've done this a while ago! why did I even try to stick with the series so long! as of right now, in my mind, Naruto: shippuden never happened. never! sasuke is being such a psychopathic asswipe, he killed the hokage and admits it (which is akin to admitting you shot Lincoln or JFK) and naruto STILL wants to bring him back to the village!? god-damn. I'm done trying to keep up with the series. the first half was when the story was still believable, so that's what i'm sticking to!

Update as of October 11, 2009: you know you're popular when you have one of your stories translated into another language. big hugs and handshakes to Hajyh-chan for translating The Will Of D into FRENCH!! Le Gasp! lol

here's the link, for all you french-type people: enjoy, frenchies!

Update as of September 24, 2009: I... I... my eyes... why can't I see? my brain... I can't feel my brain... where's my brain? help... somebody... get me some brain bleach... I have read things that were not meant to be read... I... I think i'm going to take a break from writing for a while... go to the therapist... my eyes... trollfic...

my final message... never read My Immortal... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT READ THE HARRY POTTER FIC MY IMMORTAL BY TARA GILESBIE!! YOU CANNOT UNSEE WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN, SO DO NOT SEE IT!! don't be like me... I thought I could handle it... read it for the lulz... but... my eyes... it's burned into my brain... once you start, you can't stop... like watching a trainwreck, a oil tanker and a passenger plane all crashing together at once... it's horrible, but you can't look away... I... I don't feel so good... mother? is that you...? I... I thought you were dead...

update as of September 8, 2009: oh my god I have just seen the most epic flag in the history of flags. if they actually changed it to that, I am SO hitching a ride on the first plane to britain. damn, you've gotta love those shades.

Update as of August 27, 2009: wow. that's a little eye-opening. any of you ever heard of Perfect Lionheart? he's recently just posted on all (that i've read) of his stories that he is now pretty much blocked from ever posting again on fanfiction dot net. something about the admins posting something called 'torpedo code' that pretty much crashes his computer as soon as he so much as looks at this site. he is now officially done with this site (which I have somewhat mixed feelings about, as his story, Chunin Exam Day, is one of, if not the, highest reviewed stories in the naruto fanverse. some of his ideas and his writing styles don't always agree with me, but I have to at least respect that man, seeing as how he got that far.)

it's a shocker because 1, I had no idea that fanfiction was so user-unfriendly. I, for one, have not had any of the problems that he has stated. second, I have no idea what this 'torpedo code' thing is, or any of the other policies that he has stated that fanfictionn has taken. quote unquote, "The never-to-be-sufficiently-damned owners of this site have been playing "my way or the highway" with their meaningless upgrades for so long that I'm just sick and tired of it. Nor do I have any more reason to put up with it any longer, going through hoops posting from borrowed machines and so on, as I've been doing, since I can't even read my reviews any more."

does anybody even have an inkling of what he's talking about? 'cause I don't. therefore, my mixed feelings. one the one hand, he's leaving, and he's had some good ideas thoughtout his time. of course, then there's the flip side: I have no idea what he's talking about. I have not seen hide nor hair of any of the things that he's talked about. therefore, I have the small, niggling feeling that he's just BSing us to get out of writing. he could just say, 'I have no more ideas, so i'm leaving FF. bye guys!' but he comes up with that. of course, if he's right, then open mouth, insert foot. so, at any rate, see ya Perfect Lionheart! it's been nice while you were here! good luck in real life!

Update as of july 31, 2009: well, I deleted my avatar: the last airbender story from the list. in all honesty, I don't know why I started writing it in the first place. I only had a vague idea of where I wanted it to go, it had already beaten the idea to death with my other two stories, and it was recieved poorly by the masses. so, yeah. Prophet is gone. not even he could predict this one.

The First Law of Fanfiction states that every change which strengthens the protagonists requires a corresponding worsening of their challenges. Or in plainer language: You can't make Frodo a Jedi without giving Sauron the Death Star. Read any book on writing ever and it will tell you that stories are about conflict; a hero too strong for their conflict is no longer in tense, heart-pounding difficulty. For example, Dark!Dumbledore and Dark!Harry both permit a Harry strengthened over canon - the first by turning one of Harry's canon!allies against him, and the second by turning Harry against his canon!allies. The most spectacular application of this principle that I've seen is Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time, in which Harry has gained all the knowledge of ancient Atlantis and has been through literally hundreds of Peggy Sue cycles in which he learns every possible twist of fate... and Voldemort, who unfortunately got to Atlantis first, has still won every time. The Mary Sue is not defined by her power, but by her lack of an even more powerful opponent. I mention this (1) so that you know I know it and (2) because the First Law of Fanfiction ought to be in a giant banner on every fanfiction site. The most fatal temptation of fanfiction writing is to think of how much easier some character's life would be if they were a ninja. We are naturally inclined to think up ways to solve our characters' problems for them, but must learn instead to make their lives more difficult.

Easy ways to tell when a story blows:
1. If the summary contains nothing but questions.
2. If the word "bashing" appears at any point.
3. If the title is not capitalized.
4. If the summary possesses no capitalization.
5. If the summary lacks grammar.
6. If any characters name is misspelled.
7. If the main character is super powerful, every male ignores that, and every female jumps him. Reverse for female main.
8. If ten billion kage bunshin are used as a learning tool.
9. If every character other than the main and the love interest couldn't figure out how to breathe without reminders.
10. If every character other than the main and the love interest spends their screen time making stupid plans to portray themselves as soulless monsters/assholes.
11. If the author consistently cannot be bothered to capitalize all proper nouns.
12. If the author utterly rebukes attempts to help them.
13. If any and/or all characters are completely out of character without solid, long, thought out story arcs to explain the gradual shift.
14. If a character is so different that the only thing tying them to the original is a name.
15. If there is nothing tying the character to the original except for Word of God.
16. If more than two paragraphs are used in opening and closing authors notes.
17. If the first authors notes contain something to the effect of 'don't like don't read' in regards to their skill at creative writing. Warnings for content are fine.
18. If the first chapter makes any character strong enough to slap The Dragon.
19. If The First Law of Fanfiction is broken.
20. If a mentor swoops in from nowhere and creates a Badass in a few months/years where it would take years/decades to reach average level.
21. If at any point a horrible childhood is used as an excuse for anything except for the use of traumatic outbursts.
22. If the author simply cannot deviate from said/asked even when the dialogue demands it. Murmured is not Said. Screamed is not Said. Gently whispered directly into their ear is not fucking Said.
23. If, while conversing, a character is not shown to do anything but talk. No facial change. No use of hands to illustrate a point. No nervous fidgeting.
24. If the entire story can be summed up as
"Statement," Character A said.
"Question?" Character B asked.
That's a script, Not a story.
25. If a major character is given no background.
26. If the background of a major character is never used.
27. If the main character does nothing but whine about life. Tragedy Hurt/Comfort and Angst are understandable, WHEN done right. Most people here do not have the experience to pull them off realistically.
28. If every character, despite having been born decades apart, in separate cultures, have the exact same speech pattern if not accent.
29. If the author flaunts major divergences from intrinsic Cannon lore without so much as a warning. i.e. Shadow clones take a set amount of power each instead of an equal division between the creator and the clones.
30. If any character suddenly decides to hate their loved ones and jump into bed with GenericHotFemale23 with no discernible buildup or reasoning. If love potions/mindcontrol/impersonation are involved, kudos to you for a plot twist. That said, at some point you must at least show that the character is indeed acting wrong and that you are, in fact, not a horrible author.
31. If the author refuses to use proper conjugation. Ill is not the same as I'll
32. If the author does not acknowledge improper uses of homonyms. Red≠read where≠wear
33. If the author uses weary, an expression denoting fatigue, in place of wary, an expression denoting suspicion or caution.
I'm going to stop here because it's getting pathetic how fast I'm pumping these out. These apply IF the author is unwilling to admit when they are doing something wrong.

90 percent of people in this world are shallow and conceited. if you think it's no coincidence that same percent of people are NaruSaku haters, copy and paste this into your profile. By order of The Animaniac Dude

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

god is a comedian playing for an audience too afraid to laugh. if you believe this, then copy and paste this on your profile.

The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

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For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15154 - Favs: 22,435 - Follows: 22,048 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7055 - Favs: 12,855 - Follows: 14,610 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33786 - Favs: 21,763 - Follows: 16,832 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 11,124 - Follows: 13,094 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 3,642 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11016 - Favs: 7,038 - Follows: 6,323 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 7,928 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 7,192 - Follows: 7,976 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Wolf and the Thief by whoson1st reviews
Rose is trapped in a universe that is trying erase her. With the help of a very special friend, she gets the opportunity to go back and rewrite her entire history with the Doctor in order to keep the tragic events at Canary Wharf from happening. Can she succeed? Or is she doomed to fade away? First in the Written in the Stars series, now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 217,952 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Subtlety by MadRabbit reviews
Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,353 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mihawk
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4054 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 4,718 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
La Volonté du D by Hajyh-chan reviews
Traduction The Will of D. Luffy perd tout son équipage face aux marines lors de la bataille finale à Raftel. Lorsque un homme censé être mort depuis longtemps, apparaît et prend Luffy sous son aile, plus rien n'est pareil. La volonté du D. vivra. LUNA
One Piece - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,543 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Luffy, Nami
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Faustian Bargain by Napkin the Spoony reviews
The Dark Mage Zeref has left his mark on history. With his legion of demons, he declared war on life itself. Demons with the power to cause genocide, to crush cities, to topple countries. That age has ended. Zeref's demons have been sealed away. Zeref vanished, leaving only destruction in his wake. Fiore could never imagine a new age of demons beginning...but it did.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U.
Some Day by last to dance reviews
Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
A Meeting of Madmen by Ms.MM reviews
One-shot based off the author thinking, "This scene would be even more amazing if the Doctor showed up," while watching The Avengers. 11 shows up and says hi to Loki.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
You Never Forget by LeonaWriter reviews
The Avengers believe that they have won, Loki is wanting that drink now, and the Doctor isn't sure if he interrupted something, or if it was the perfect time to interrupt. Either way, things are about to get interesting. Spoilers for Avengers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Loki
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 156 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3845 - Favs: 10,564 - Follows: 10,339 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Betrayal's Reward by Trugeta reviews
Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 393,948 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
The Coin by Muphrid reviews
In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 635 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
ThInGs AiN't ChIlL, bRo by superlabelgirl reviews
He didn't want to bother anyone, but things have gotten worse than he could have imagined. Desperate, Gamzee reaches out to his best bro for help. A Trollmegle style chat log charting Gamzee's descent into insanity. Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Letters by The Antic Repartee reviews
"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
One Who Mourns The Wicked by marlinowl reviews
It's a well-known fact that no one mourns the wicked. But the Wicked Witch of the West wasn't truly wicked, after all.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Glinda U. - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 4,241 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Urge Hums by ballot reviews
He's not a family man. A short on the Mysterious Stranger and Miss Fortune, for the falloutkinkmeme.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
The Journey Home by mamaXunicorn reviews
Many years after Elphaba's supposed death, Glinda comes across a strange young girl with green skin. Musical!verse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Epic Tale of Naked Fiyero by BeagleDee reviews
So much innuendo and outuendo...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Pants by foxchicka19 reviews
Luffy's just a normal guy. He, too, must put his pants on one leg at a time... right?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Luffy - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Wicked a 'la Facebook by HC247 reviews
The story of Wicked as told on Facebook. A dramatic sweeping saga of love, betrayal, and revenge on the 'net...OR a complete crackfic. You've been warned.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Wedding Dress by ncfan reviews
-Shizune, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Tenten- Ladies, what do you want?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Shizune - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Persona 3: Fairly English Story by SamJaz reviews
Persona 3: FES, only Minato is English, hence the title. Then Minato cheats the game. So the game cheats back. So Minato cheats the world.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 108 - Words: 477,614 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Minato A. - Complete
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by TimesARiver reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 9,537 - Follows: 8,944 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15158 - Favs: 8,786 - Follows: 6,637 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 1,037 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates by evilchibis reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
No Need for Destiny by Innortal reviews
A spell botched by Happosai sends Ranma and Nabiki away for three days. But was it all that happened to the two?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,776 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Nabiki, Ranma
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Greatest Party That NeverOfficiallyHappened by Slim Gohan reviews
On the eve of his first child being born, Garp has Gol D. Roger cornered once more. However, instead of fighting, Garp and Roger agree to throw the greatest party ever. This is the story of the party the World Government didn't want you to know about.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Garp, Gol D. Roger - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,047 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Zoro's Not Gay! by Lanky Nathan reviews
Short story. Warning - Language, sexual refrences. If this doesn't worry you please continue! NOT YAOI! DX
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4360 - Favs: 7,981 - Follows: 4,010 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Radio by Cyprith reviews
The Vaultie turned everything upside-down with crooked smile and a half remembered joke before running off after ghosts, leaving them behind with only the static on the radio. Gob/OC
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Womanizer by aznillusion183 reviews
Zoro thinks Luffy's a womanizer. A bit suggestive near the end. One-shot!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Luffy - Complete
The Whole Package by Confession68 reviews
LuNa with a side of fluff ! XP Luffy explains it's not about the outside beauty, but the package as a whole. MINOR SPOILERS FROM RECENT CHAPTERS.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 6,560 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 312 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 500 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 316 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ocarina of Time II: Parallel Symphony by Firebird-X reviews
By returning Link to his childhood, Zelda has altered the fabric of Time itself. Now the Hero must begin his adventures anew, face a Ganondorf more dangerous than ever, and deal with the mysterious Arbiter if he is to save Zelda and Hyrule once more...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,943 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5979 - Favs: 13,533 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
One Screwed Up Night by nauyro reviews
Due to the effects of some hallucinogens, the Strawhat pirates lose their minds. Sanji masturbates, Luffy marries Nami, Robin strips, and all hell breaks lose...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Luffy, Nami
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Interpretations of Fate by Sil'vinya reviews
This is wrong, only one soul was to be taken, not both. The balance has been thrown into disarray. You can go back to make things right.The choice has been made, a new game begins. Harry's soul is sent back after fate decides to roll the dice again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 471 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Windows to the Soul by Chronos Astral reviews
A lone stranger comes to Naruto and helps him cope with life by serving as the teacher and brother he never had, then gives him something that one may consider a gift or a curse. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 6,625 - Follows: 4,083 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 392 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Even Perverts Deserve a Second Chance by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus-Yet another time travel fic... But this time with Jiraiya! Watch the Erosennin relive his genin days with all the knowledge of his older self! What will he do to try and change the future? What will stay the same? Eventual JirTsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Jiraiya, Gamabunta
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 553 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 269 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 406 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 598 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 572 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 722 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Avid by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the 'why' of your nakedness?" He slowed down and smirked at her question. "Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?" AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/30/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Eternal Conflict by Hamm On Wry reviews
The Final Battle. Or is it? Harry and Tom have been puppets since prior to birth. Now they meet the puppeteers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 6,885 - Follows: 515 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 693 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Do You Do With a Sleeping Swordsman? by solderini reviews
What do you do with a sleeping swordsman? Play pranks on him, of course! Contains a parody of What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Spaceman Spiff and the Marraige of Doom! by Joe Cloudheart reviews
Basically a series of vignettes between Calvin and Susie as kids and adults. I tried to keep the style of the original comic's humor inherent.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2001
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The Will Of D reviews
Luffy loses his entire pirate crew to marines in a final battle at raftel, only to find there never was any treasure there. When a man long thought dead instead appears and takes luffy under his wing, nothing is as it seems. the Will Of D lives on. LuNa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,590 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Luffy, Nami
A Second Chance, A Second Life reviews
While the ashes of Konoha's will of fire are still smouldering, Naruto, the Rokudaime Hokage, uses a forbidden jutsu to go and right the wrongs of the past. What will happen when gods exist and time itself bends its knee to Naruto? NaruSaku. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,943 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
All Girls Want Ponies reviews
It's common knowledge that every girl wants a pony at least once in her life. Nami was no exception. LuNa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
What Do You Do with A Drunken Pervert? reviews
naruto, fed up with Jiraiya shunning his training for drinking and women, decides to get even. in the process, he learns how many different ways there are to humiliate a man. what DO you do with a drunken pervert...? song-fic one-shot. review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete