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I suppose this is the bit where I tell you how obsessed I am and then bore you with a huge page of stuff that you've probably already read...
Firstly though, I have to tell you I'm crap. I started a lot of stories a few years ago, that never got finished, and some got forgotten altogether, but I'm sort of back/ And trying. SO bear with me :)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the Eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent).
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE
Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god. idiot.
EMO kids have cool hair.
WOAH random alert! random alert! WE OO WE OO WE OO!
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-Im not a can.
We're having hot lesbian sex, and by lesbian sex, we mean cookies, but they're still hot.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.
I think I could be madly in like with you.
I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!
Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Supported by the Mafia...You hit me, We hit you
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
News from the file marked "DUH"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
I think you're breaking my Gay-dar
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
My heart is not a playground
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
Cheers to another awkward moment
I Just Got Promoted, So I'm Eviler than You...
Yes I am...
You Know the taste you get when you brush your teeth then drink orange juice...?
EWW I hate that!
I LOVE IT!
Do You Like Puppies?
I KICK THEM!
And you know that muffin you're eating...
I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!
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