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UNDECIDED INFO: in chapter four, when bella is in her truck and see's edward, that really happened.

Hey, my name is unimportant and I'm a teenager (that's all you get). I live on the east coast of the USA. I joined Fanfiction for the books Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. I used to love those books, but the more popular they get, the less i like them. Can't wait for New Moon the movie though.

I don't do poetry... but I'll probably post other stuff.

I love to read - favorite books include Twilight series, Uglies series, Pride and Predjudice, The Host, The Book Thief, The Hunger Games, The Pact. the Giver was also pretty good. many others.

Favorite shows- House, Greys Anatomy, Heroes, So you think you can dance, Hell's Kitchen, Kyle XY, That 70's show, America's Best Dance Crew

Music- Ahh, umm? I like so many different kinds of music by so many different artists.

Movies- The Guardian, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, The Dark Knight ... idk, I've seen sooo many, I'll post them as soon as I have time to go through my memory and chose the best, but no gaurentees. Whenever I have a movie in mind, I forget to put it here, and then forget what it was altogether.

I guess I like to draw. I might post some later. Maybe.

Put this in your profile if you hate when people review, but just say things like "great job." or "update."

Put this in your profile if you would much rather have someone send you a detailed flame, that explains their reasoning for their distaste of your story rather than "great job." or "update."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.

She's all about the extreme sports these days

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

why do they call them appartments if they're all stuck together?

why is abbreviation such a long word?

isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If there is a man in the middle of a forest speaking, with no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

Can you be sure you're indecisive?

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

stop the world!i want to get off.

welcome to the dark side. we have cookies.

don't try to fit in when you were born to stand out.

im just cool like that.

i ran with scissors and lived. you could call me a bad girl.

an apple a day keeps the doctor away. but if the doctor is cute (CARLISLE CULLEN) then forget the fruit and bring on the germs.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

im SO ganster. i carry a loaded squirt gun.

rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh

Cereal killer

tu madre. i just dissed you. in spanish.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god.idiot.

WOAH random alert! random alert! WE OO WE OO WE OO!

At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

please note: christmas is CANCELED. apparently, you told santa you were good this year. and he died... laughing.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

I so rock.

Jafar,Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT! Rickem,rockem,rackem,rake. Stick that sword into that snake!

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-Im not a can.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Supported by the Mafia...You hit me, We hit you

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.


I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

My heart is not a playground

my dream is to hear rocks on my window and to see you standing outside in the rain.

pshh... i was cool before you even knew what it meant.

the only guy that deserves you is the one that thinks he doesn't.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT


El Retard.

Cheers to another awkward moment

Songs that remind me of Twilight, and New Moon:

Everytime We Touch, by Cascada; about how Edward and Bella feel about each other in general.

Better Than Me, by Hinder; Edward singing it after he leaves Bella.

Best I Ever Had, by Vertical Horizon; Bella singing it after Edward leaves her

Happy Ending, by Avril Lavigne; Bella singing after Edward leaves. In the 3rd verse when it goes "you've got your dumb friends..." i picture that being rosalie. ugh i hate her ;p. i think this song shows how much doubt bella had in edwards love when he left her.

Everything You Want, by Vertical Horizon; About Bella after Edward leaves. "echoes of angels who wont return..." and every part of the chorus except "and he means nothing to you, and you don't know why." instead, i picture Edward saying "and i mean everything to you, and i don't know why"

Everywhere, by Michelle Branch; about in New Moon when Bella was haunted by teh memory of Edward.

I don't want to miss a thing, by AeroSmith; Edward singing about the way he feels about Bella. It's 100 percent perfect for them (Llama Mama23, I give you credit for me adding this)

When you're gone, by Avril Lavigne. Bella singing it about Edward after he leaves.

Come back to me, by the Plain White T's. Bella singing it about Edward after he leaves.

Goodbye to you, by Michelle Branch. Bella singing it about Edward right after he leaves. just change the part where it goes "the last three years..." to "the last few months..."

Kiss from a rose, by Seal. How Edward feels about Bella.

What hurts the most, by Rascal Flatts. Bella singing it after Edward leaves.

Ill add more to the list

I like reviews good or bad. Good make me happy! Bad help me make my stories better, so no I won't be offended from bad reviews. Just no flames. I hate when people flame, even if it's not towards me. It's rude and absolutely ridiculous.

p.s. i don't own the twilight series or any of their characters. stephenie meyer does (figured i would put that in my pro so that i wouldn't get sued if i forgot to put that in one of my chapters.)

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Lethal by ditz4lyf reviews
Bella Swan isn't your average vampire, She was changed by the Volturi and now she with them. She's the perfect vampire. So what happens when she meets Edward? What do they want her to do? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,207 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 4/23/2007
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
The Girl Next Door by cherrytone reviews
Bella is sent to live with Renee after Edward left the first time. She is a senior in high school. Her hope to be invisible is squashed when she moves in next door to the most popular guy in school. Will Edward return or will Bella move on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Struggle by Edward Cullen Luver reviews
What happens if the reason Bella moves to Forks was because she was seeking treatment to her disease at Forks hospital? She doesn't have much time, and she wants to finish her list with the help of the Cullen's. [More Detailed Summery On Profile!] [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
A Thousand Pains by ouiplanete reviews
After a thousand years Edward Cullen still mourns for Isabella Swan... But then a human girl appears in his life that shakes his very foundation... Edward, then, learns that the power of love can over come everything...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,604 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
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I'm in love with the boy i hate reviews
AU: Bella’s always lived in Forks with Charlie and her sister. 5 new kids join the school & are all human. Bella seems to like Edward but he becomes popular fast & she can't tolerate him.She falls for Jasper but does he truly hold her heart? JxB EdxB. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,823 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
Undecided reviews
When Edward won't change Bella, she cheats on him with Jacob. Then, Edward leaves.does she really love Jacob? I CHANGED THE PLOT MWAHAHA. because i didn't want it to be another 'ed leaves, bella gets changed...finds him blah'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
You Know you want me reviews
Edward goes hunting, so he’s going to be absent for 2 days. Mike uses this as the perfect time to make a move on Bella. Edward comes back a day early. What will he think of Mike’s flirting? How will Jessica take advantage of this situation?FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
Inevitable reviews
End of New Moon.Bella's positive she wants to join the Cullen family & spend an eternity with Edward.Will the treaty stand in her way?Will a war break out if the Cullen's change her?How powerful will she be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007