Demented Amanuensis
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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1265420
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter.
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Angels on A Rampage reviews
Seven years after Voldemort's fall, Severus is finally ready to abandon a life of wild promiscuity and settle down with a Good Witch. But he's the last Prince, and therefore just 'good' isn't good enough. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy take it upon themselves to ascertain that she is, indeed, the Right Witch. In the end, it is the awesome power of Italian patisserie that saves the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Scoops of Vanilla reviews
Based on the movie "Philadelphia Story", written for the SSHG fic Exchange 2012. Narcissa Black is about to become Mrs Snape, but Lucius has a Plan. So does Scorpius, not to mention The Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,519 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A Series of Five or More Ficlets reviews
One-shots, written for prompts that were given by fellow fanfic writers. Pairings are SS/HG, SS/HG/LM not exactly a pairing , LM/HG. Mostly humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,049 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
HAPPINESS ON BOTH SIDES reviews
Written for the HGLM exchange on LJ. When a striking, platinum-haired lady avails herself of the services of Hermione Granger's curse breaking agency, little does Hermione suspect that her life is going to change most dramatically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Sentimental Education reviews
HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband's death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
LUNCHEON ON THE GRASS reviews
SSHGLM threesome - don't like, don't read! The war is over. Hermione feels she deserves a holiday in Paris with her boyfriend Ron. That might be a bit of a mistake - Death Eaters go there, too, and Snape and Malfoy are out to catch them. Mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FROM SPARTA TO SYBARIS reviews
The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Once in A Lifetime reviews
Sequel to The Canterbury Handfasting. Written Pre-DH. LM/HG/SS threesome and implied slash - please don't read if you're under 18 or dislike any of the above. Lucius and Hermione get married. A throwaway comment by Ginny gives Hermione naughty ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Join reviews
Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
BLANK PAGE reviews
Post-war, DH compliant, EWE. Severus Snape is making a life selling illicit potions and blackmailing people. Hermione wants to save him from himself and enlists Lucius's help. Written for a prompt by shiv5468, more HGLM than HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Men that I Used to Sport with reviews
Written for the ss hg winter exchange 2007/8. Threesome fic - don't like, don't read! Summary: If you want something to remain a secret, don't tell anybody about it. So why is Harry surprised when somebody uses the Resurrection Stone andbrings back Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,149 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bermuda reviews
WARNING: This is a HG/SS/LM threesome fic. If you're under 18 or don't like threesome stories, don't read it. - War heroes aren't always treated as they ought to be. If they're getting too uncomfortable, the government might even try to hide them away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bugged reviews
Oneshot, based on a prompt received on LJ. Lucius, Hermione, the wedding night and... The Luggage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Doing It Right reviews
Oneshot based on a prompt received on LJ. Narcissa hands Lucius the divorce papers, because she's having an affait with... ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Et Tu, Brute reviews
Oneshot based on a promt received on LJ. Hermione buys Malfoy Manor, in order to turn it into the new S.P.E.W. headquarters. What is Lucius going to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Canterbury Handfasting reviews
Hermione is working for the MoM as a public prosecutor. When a defendant proposes to trade a wellkept secret for a more lenient sentence, the only one who can corroborate the story is Lucius Malfoy. But things don't exactly go as planned...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Surprising Results of a Very Secret Conversation reviews
Hippogriff Polo, intrigues and, possibly, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Rules of Pureblood Courtship reviews
Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete