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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1265557, Profile Updated: 01-12-24
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Daria, Phineas and Ferb, and Queer as Folk.

I have a blog that rarely gets updated, if you want to check out my journal it's http:///. I also have a Tumblr, which gets updated a teensy bit (as in every week or so) more often, at http://

Most of my Harry Potter fics can be found on my LJ, under the fanfic tag. As far as I can recall, this is the only place I've posted Daria fics that aren't WIPs.



That being said, like a lot of other fic writers and readers, I have a full-time household to run and my own business to deal with along with a couple of part time jobs. Inspiration is slowly returning to my brain, and I have ideas for the stories that desperately need updating (i.e., Potter's Plan,) that are currently resting in the notepad on my phone. Handy device, that. For those of you who are interested in my Daria fics, I currently have ideas for a Trent-centric piece, all written out longhand due to only having rare access to a computer the past couple of years. Trying to write fic on an Iphone is not my idea of fun!

Harry Addams has been adopted, and as far as I know, Nargles has posted their next chapter. I don't plan on removing the story anytime soon, but for the time being, my readers can take it as abandoned. I'm still not quite sure where to go with it, maybe I need to rewatch the Addam's Family movies! I think I'm going to actually try a timeline for this story, to not confuse myself. I have no idea when it will be updated again, probably not until after I'm done with the Potter's Plan series, which I intend to work through all 7 books. Edit on 6/20/2013: This story has been removed from my listing. If you want to adopt it, please PM me for the transcript.

My current goal is to have Potter's Plan 3/4 to completely done by the end of this summer, because I return to Uni in August. I still intend to go on hiatus during term. I've been asked about this a lot. When I first discovered fanfiction, I became somewhat obsessed with reading long epic-like stories, at any time I possibly could. Along with this, came the discovery of mobile, which I could pull up on my phone, anywhere, anytime. Not a great resource for someone becoming more and more obsessed with fanfiction and fandom. I spent most of my class periods that semester, in the back of the room, my phone under my desk, reading it. While I probably could have skated through my senior year in high school, or possibly even my freshman year of college (currently a senior, finally!), I managed to outright fail two classes, and make a C in the other (because it was a participation course, and couldn't have my phone out. So, I skipped as much as I could instead.) When I go my grade report, I had a long heart-to-heart with my husband, and with myself, and pulled myself up by the bootstraps and registered for the same 3 classes again, and replaced the grade. To do so, however, I knew myself well enough to know that I'd have to impose a strict no-fic rule during school so that I would focus. Because there is no excuse for a French major to fail world literature. So, for those of you out there who keep up with what I post here, who tend to obsess over hobbies and interests like I do, please don't fall into the same trap. I'll try my best to have the story done before classes start, and if it's not I'll try to have it done during Christmas break. Thank you to all of my readers for their patience.

Looking trough my stories, I've also noticed reviews I've received that I never got an e-mail notification for. If you logged in, and I haven't responded, I apologize. Feel free to send me a PM anytime, and I will try my best to answer it in a timely manner.

Thank you to everyone who has read, followed, favorited, or reviewed! Those e-mails are sometimes the highlight of my day.

February 24, 2014

Writer's block is a mean old hag. I'm going on vacation next week, and will only check my e-mail once a day, first thing in the morning, from my phone, so there won't be many review or PM responses. I have about 1/2 of the next chapter of Potter's Plan gathering dust in my documents folder, because I'm currently stuck, and I also could use a Beta. I've sent out a few PMs and e-mails, but no one seems interested. Let me know via pm or e-mail if you are!

August 10, 2014

It's not a new chapter of Potter's Plan, although I hope that will come shortly afterward, but a new Phineas and Ferb story that kept poking me in the brain today. At least my writer's block is broken.

June 18, 2015

Hi everyone! In an effort to respect the TOS of the site, I have removed Potter's Plan from my story listing. I haven't been writing much fanfiction lately, as I've been more interested in my original stories. I still intend to finish the P&F fanfic, but it's slow going, I haven't had much fanfic inspiration lately. If you would like copies of the transcript of PP, please PM me, I will send them to you.

January 13, 2024

Hello all! I haven't been writing any fic, fan or original at all, lately, but I promised myself I would get back into it. Over the next couple of months I will be moving all the completed stories from here to Ao3, my username there is Courdorygirl, effectively retiring the coonassblondie psudonym.

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Playing to the Edge by northestwinds reviews
Haruhi returns to Japan to help Kasanoda take down the rival Sendo Syndicate in a trial for the ages. Secrets tore the host club apart years ago, but with Haruhi's life on the line, can the boys look past the years of distrust and unrequited love to unite once and for all? [eventual Haruhi x All Hosts] OOC, Lemons
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Haruhi F.
Harry Potter and the Butterfly Effect by Brennus reviews
Minor events can have repercussions far beyond their size and importance. When one of these minor events occurs to a ten year-old Harry Potter he finds his world turned upside-down and it starts him down a very different path than the one he expected to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,741 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
With An Uh, And An Um by tasukichiriko reviews
Trent moves to Boston a few years after the end of canon.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,135 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
Not As Expected by worldsapart reviews
Hermione marries Harry to escape the Muggleborn registration law. Charlie is protecting Tonks and Remus by pretending to be the father of their unborn child. Things are far too complicated for a relationship but they're about to get even more so. No DH. My attempt at tackling some common cliches. Hermione/Charlie, Remus/Tonks, a bit of Ron/Luna and Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,912 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] Harry P., Remus L.
A Little Push by atruwriter reviews
Hermione's more than a little distracted by something that should be innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/1/2009 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Commitment Issues by fringeperson reviews
Spoilers season 3. Daria escapes to the Lane household, but finds herself wanting to escape her own mind. Disclaimer: do not own Daria. COMPLETE. DariaxTrent
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
Matchmaker by kalina-blue reviews
Desperate to avoid Molly Weasley's matchmaking schemes, Charlie and Hermione fail to see that another matchmaker has already targeted them. Hermione/Charlie Post DH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Trent's lyrics notebook by medea42 reviews
a collaboration by RuthlessBunny and medea42 -- the mysteries hidden in Trent's notebook
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2000 - Complete
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Three Months, One week, Two days, Four Hours and Fifteen Minutes reviews
How long does it take to fall out of love with someone, and in love with someone else? Isabella is about to find out for herself. Some phinabella, will be ferbella at the end. There will be surprises. All adult characters, adult situations.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Isabella, Ferb] Phineas
A New Life reviews
How Hermione and her new companion consider how they came to be together and discuss where to go from here. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Gift Exchange for RespiteChristopher by coonassblondie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Muggle Movie Nights reviews
After the Final Battle, Hermione is struck with an idea while living with her best friends. The trio return to Hogwarts for a little bit of normalcy with their own form of Disney magic. Slightly OOC and slightly cracky. There are a few small lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Last Opportunity reviews
Daria has one day left before she leaves Lawndale for good. Read what she does with it, and how things turn out in the end. Warning: serious angst, or as angsty as I get, anyway.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
The Man Across The Hall reviews
Hermione isn't sure what to do with her life after the Final Battle. She drifts until she moves into the Burrow and meets the man across the hall. Rated M for adult content. A bit angsty, a lot fluffy, and shirtless boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Last Chance reviews
Daria has one last chance to do something before she leaves for college. Rated M for the ending scene. Warnings: Frottage.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
Getting to Know You reviews
Hermione gets to know Charlie on a more personal level.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Why Men Love Women reviews
This is a translation of nono-chan203's French fic, Pourquoi Les Hommes Aiment Les Femmes, for an independent study project. Each chapter is a different reason why men love women. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Like Brothers reviews
Draco has a few questions for the Weasley twins, and they provide him with some brotherly advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Give Me Liberty reviews
HP/QAF crossover. Ten years after the final battle, Hermione decides it's time for Harry to take a vacation. She sends him to her cousin, Brian, in Pittsburgh to learn to enjoy his life and his freedom. He doesn't count on Draco following him. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,748 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Justin T.
Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon reviews
Hermione has always loved fairy tales, but she never suspected she would have a dragon-fighting knight of her very own one day. Written for the charlieficathon exchange at LJ. Rated M for mentions of sex, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Mona Lisa Smile reviews
Trent has an unexpected house guest. Set roughly 2005. D/T shipper if you turn your head and squint. Warning: serious angst.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Trent L., Daria M. - Complete
What's A Girl To Do? reviews
Hermione briefly recounts how she and Draco came to be together, and how Harry was involved. Written for the HP Triangles exchange on LJ. Brief mentions of lovemaking, rated for such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Be There For You reviews
Daria comes back to Lawndale for her ten year reunion, and to face some ghosts of her past. Rated M for later chapters. Previously titled Ten Years.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
A Casual Observer reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie reviews
Hermione is having a hard time dealing with Sirius' death, and Remus notices. AU to DH, Remus/Hermione pairing. Adult scenes ahead. Don't like 'em, don't read 'em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Sweet Heat reviews
Charlie and Hermione watch a dragon's egg hatch. Very sweet fluff, known to cause toothaches. Written for prompt challenge on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Windsor Knots, or How To Properly Knot A Necktie reviews
Who taught you to tie a Windsor knot? Who taught Draco and Harry? Implied Ron/Draco. Very fluffy drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught! reviews
Ron walks in on Charlie and Hermione, and all hell breaks loose! CWHG, some RWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Let It Be reviews
Charlie is hurt at work, and it's up to Hermione to make sure he behaves long enough to get well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
It's Party Time! reviews
Hermione has a flat-warming party, and the guests get up some naughty games. The players learn lots about each other, their likes and dislikes, and what they really want. HG/CW/FW/GW. AU to DH obviously , mostly humor. High on pheromones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Letters and Love reviews
I wrote this based on a prompt table, it was originally entitled "Hermione and Charlie". Charlie comes home to the Burrow for a holiday and discovers feeling for a certain bushy haired bookworm. Follows their complete relationship. Lemony in places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Masked Man reviews
The Room of Requirement does not recognize blood status, and it had a way of knowing exactly what we need, even if we don't realize it ourselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Anniversary Surprise reviews
Charlie had a surprise for Hermione, but it didn't turn out quite as he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Headache reviews
Hermione wakes up late with a headache, how can Charlie help her. HGCW, PWP. High on pheremones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Little Red Book reviews
Blaise finds Hermione's journal..what does he do with it? BZHG, some implied RonDraco and HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete