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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1265659

. Name: Brianna
. Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Your Appearance_

. Hair Color: Blackish brownish red
. Best Feature: Eyes
. Height: 5’5”

Your 'Firsts'_

. First best friend: Alison.
. First Pet: Hamster.
. First Love: Stephen…yuck…

Favorites_

. TV Show: Miami Ink, loaded, Scrubs, That 70's Show.
. Color: Black, Red, Grey, Brown, Hot Pink, and Orange.
. Rapper: Rap blows, I hate it.
. Friend: What friends?
. Candy: White Chocolate
. Store: Hot Topic, Target, Journeys, and of course Wal-Mart (Ha! Just kidding)
. School Subject: I hate school, no hate is a strong word, how about dislike is great amounts!!!
. Animal: Snakes, Cats, Cows, Bats, Hamstires.
. Book: TWILIGHT, NEW MOON,and ECLIPSE!!! Of course!
. Shoes: Converse, Air Walk.

Currently_

. Mood: Bored.
. Single or Taken?: Single. sigh
. Eating: A Popsicle
. Online: Yepp
. Thinking About: How messed up my older sister is.
. Wanting To: Duck Tape her mouth shut x)

Future_

. Want Kids: Yup
. Want to be Married: yes.
. Careers in Mind: Artist.
. Where do you want to live: Boston or New York.
. Car: Jetta or Saab

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex_

. Hair color: Black
. Hair length: 3 or 4 inches, Spiky or straitened.
. Eye color: Whatever.
. Measurements: Taller than me
. Cute or Sexy: Both
. Lips or Eyes: eyes
. Hugs or Kisses: both
. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing but serious when needed.
. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
. Sensitive or Loud: Both
. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker

Have you ever_

. Kissed a Stranger: No
. Had Alcohol: no
. Smoked: Never
. Ran Away From Home: No
. Broken a bone: no, wait...does a toe count?
. Broken Someones Heart: Kinda
. Cried When Someone Died: No.
. Cried At School: Yes

Do You Believe In_

. God: Yes
. Miracles: Maybe.
. Love at First sight: Not really.
. Aliens: Yes and no, I can’t decide
. Soul Mates: Yes
. Heaven: yes
. Hell: yes
. Kissing on The First Date: Maybe, I guess.
. Horoscopes: Not particularly.

Answer Truthfully_

. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have?: Yes! hello? Edward?! And other amazing guys, of course.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Locked Out and Desperate by loony luna91 reviews
Edward has made a mistake and Bella has thrown him out of the house. What will Emmet do to help Edward and what will Alice and Rosalie do to stop them? post NM. Bella is a vampire and BellaEdward are married and living in the Cullen house. AN: FOR SALE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007
Bitten by BlueEyesLover5 reviews
The Forbidden Fruit Gets Picked Again BellaXCarlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
The Way Idiots Really Run by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is the type of person who doesn't care much for anything. Edward Cullen is one of the populars aka the Black Bloods. Bella doesn't believe in “Prince Charming”, Edward Cullen is a selfish rich boy who now has the responsibility of keeping...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
You Know You Wanted This by Aglow reviews
Alice comes up with a great plan for the none existent sex life of Bella and Edward. With Jasper convinced to help and Bella unknowingly helping every step of the way, how much will Edward love Alice in the end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Undying Love by Vampiratelvr reviews
I longed to be human for her. To give her things a human could give her: A hug that wasn't cold, a kiss that wasn't deadly. A life that wasn't damned. This is set after New Moon; completely disregards the first chapter of Eclipse. Epilogue added; enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Perfection Has It's Flaws by Simply-N-Sane reviews
Edward is the schools new perfect guy: smart, handsome, athletic and a gentleman. Bella is the girl of every guy’s dreams: beautiful, classy, sweet and intelligent. But the schools not big enough for 2 perfect juniors according to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,863 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007
We'll Try by Crazy Jersey Girl reviews
Bella's first experiences as a vampire, mostly fluff, lemon in first, fourth, and eighth chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is Carlisle and Esme.... They go dancing. ENJOY! This is for anybody who liked Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Bella's Diary by Alice Cullens reviews
What happens Bella's worse dreams become reality. What happened when Edward fooled around with Rosalie. What happens to Rosalies and Emmett's relationship too? Who will Bella turn to for help? What happens with Vicoria.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I'm Still Sober by TimelessTwilight reviews
Edward changed Bella some time ago right after their marriage, and has kept his distance ever since. Feeling an overwhelming sense of rejection, Bella just wants to be loved again. What will it take for this to happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Beauty In The End by CindyLynette2007 reviews
Bella is close being changed. Things heat up and they know for sure they're in love. But will anything happen? If so how will it end? There's only one way to find out,READ my darlings. ExB contains sexual content. COMPLETE! NEW SEQUAL : TOMORROW'S PROMISE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Changes by moonlight09 reviews
Bella agrees to marry Edward... but what does she find out before she gets changed? Edward wants to become human? hmmm.....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007
Does Charlie Know? by twilight0909 reviews
A small humourous play off of the novel Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer. Charlie over hears a conversation between Bella and Edward. What has he heard? And why does Edward find it so entertaining?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
A Night Alone by nikkinik211 reviews
Just a lovely night with Bella and her favorite vampire. Oh the fun they could have. PWP. My first fic with ExB. Your reviews keep me happy, so PLZ PLZ PLZ R&R! Rated M for a reason...FINALLY FINISHED! PLZ READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Country Charm by twilightfanatic reviews
Edward's hired as a farmhand for the Swan's. Their in desperate need of help after Charlie's stroke and Renee dying just a few years ago. But the story changes as these two are thrown apart and they fight to get to each other. ExB present day
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,791 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
The Enthralling Escapades of Bella Swan by Who needs coordination anyways reviews
Bella wants to make up on lost time when the Cullen's return to Forks. These encounters give her a crash course in living with her favorite unbalanced vampire family. The frock coats and 'mattress so plush you'll turn to mush' are just perks along the way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,398 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Water by Dai-sanTangmus reviews
They say that blood is thicker than water... but obviously, the person who said that never had to make the choice himself. Rated T to be safe, explination inside. Chapter nine FINALLY up! Rawr!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
Before He Cheats by XxBella-Marie-SwanxX reviews
ok so this is a one shot about Bella and Edward, duh. it just popped into my head so i hope you like it. Bella catches Edward with anoter girl. what will happen? read to find out. R&R please :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Well Damn Bella by Aglow reviews
[[on hold, not forgotten]] After New Moon. Alice sees something in the future that threatens Bella's relationship with Edward and her humanity! Dark! Rated T for Violence. Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007
Ice cream! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by wannabeevampee reviews
Alice is having visions of Edward kidnapping Bella. Then the visions happen! Bella gets changed. And a new vampire family is living in Forks. Dun dun dun. Its finished so now you guys can read the whole thing!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,172 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete