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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1265670, Profile Updated: 02-25-15
Author has written 54 stories for G. I. Joe, and Hogan's Heroes.

I wouldn't be posting here without some stellar folks. Thank you to Karama9, Totenkinder Madchen, TinySprite and Lady Jaye1 especially, along with the whole Twitter crew(y'all know who you are). You're all some really killer friends and I thank you.

BOY! Does this need updating... so here goes.

Almost all my fics are GI Joe, but now I'm into the Hogan's Heroes fics. Just posted my first one, and I have to thank TinySprite in particular for all her help, as well as the rest of the Twitter crew.

I hope that my stories are entertaining.

Since I'm just beginning in the HOgan's Heroes fandom(Long time fan, since the 70s), I'll say for now that I don't really do romance, I'll be trying to avoid MarySues, I will not do "time traveling teenagers dumped into the HH world" and paramount to me is to keep the characters sounding like their characters should. The show got into some pretty wacky stuff so there's plenty to explore, and I'll be trying to keep to canon stuff, not historically accurate Holocaust style. In keeping with the show itself, I will not involve the Holocaust, even in stories that may be darker in nature.

I welcome feedback. In fact, yes, I crave it.


For Gi Joe, I try to follow the comic/cartoon canon mostly. I will not pair Scarlett with Duke, sorry. Scarlett/Snake Eyes ALL THE WAY.

I also will not give SnakeEyes a voice, unless I happen to write something earlier than the helicopter accident that took it from him. And LadyJaye and Doc.. not dead. Not. Dead.

UPDATE

Currantly my projects are as follows:

Undercover - Finished!

Little Medic - Finished!!!!!

Ghost Soldier - needs more chapters, currently on hold.

Ranger Rendezvous: Finished!!

I have also outlined a AU fic set in the future after GI Joe has been disbanded, and it will involve Beach/CoverGirl(big surprise) and will include the reenstatement of GI Joe with most of the old faces and a few surprising new ones. (On hold!)


I have a few other plot bunnies, but please always feel free to message me to ask about anything I've mentioned you don't see, or plot bunnies you think I might like, etc etc. I always like to hear from fellow writers AND readers.

As always feel free to message me or review on fics I do post. I always try to respond!


I got a helper to give me advice on the currant BeachHead fics, he's Lil' Beachie, and his picture is here!

Follow Lil Beachie here... http://twitter.com/LilBeachie

UPDATE: Lil Beachie is back from Kuwait and we raised $62 for the GreenBeans Cafe "Cup of Joe" program. WHOO!!!

I also uploaded it as my icon, but I don't know if it worked or not. Lil Beachie can be a real pain, and dislikes it when I drop him in a purse to carry him around. He's fond of screaming "Drop and gimme fifty!!" to which I usually reply, "Shut up, you're an action figure, and I'll give you to a teething toddler if you're not polite!" He usually also fusses when I poke him and say "You're the CUTEST little BeachHead ever!"

Yes.. I'm a bit twisted. It's the way I roll.

I love reviews, but I'll write without them. Might not post.. but I'll still write. I write lengthy stories normally. A short fic is usually at least a couple thousand words. Since I don't know what to put here in the profile, this is what you're getting. Enjoy!

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The Cost of War by Cyllwen reviews
An After the War, Au story, crossover. Who would have thought civilian life could be just as terrifying as the war?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/7/2009 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
There Goes The Neighborhood by SamRosinenbomber reviews
Ah, Huntingburg. The peaceful suburb just outside of Cleveland, a perfect place to settle down after the war...wait, did I say peaceful? Never mind.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,022 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/2/2014 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk - Complete
Until Morning's Light by Zeragii reviews
Sure, he knew he was a prisoner, but he didn't always feel like one. After all, he and the rest of his pals under Hogan's operation where able to leave practically any time, as long as it had to do with a mission. But Carter couldn't go home, and he only remembered that when he wanted to go home. That was when it truly sunk in just how much a prisoner he truly was.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15 - A. Carter - Complete
Order Up by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Even elite military units need to eat. And as for the poor bewildered private who gets transferred in to help in the Pit kitchen-well, she may need something else. Like a vacation. Inspired by "In the Line of Duty." T for language. COMPLETE.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,289 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Silence by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Marvel/GI Joe crossover. Sometimes being a mutant means having to hide it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 329,851 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Beach Head, Lifeline
Arashikage by Karama9 reviews
A re-imagining of part of Storm Shadow's story, in the first person. Updated with an AU vs canon guide and 3 preview scenes from the sequel.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,076 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Storm Shadow - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan by Belphegor reviews
"interesting" [ˈɪntrəstɪŋ]: adj. 1. Capable of holding one's attention. 2. Evoking a feeling of interest. 3. Oh God, we're all going to die.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau, A. Carter - Complete
Choosing the Road Less Traveled by Keschte reviews
A look at the events that might have inspired Col Hogan to stay in Stalag 13 and set up operations rather than escape and return to flying.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,475 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
Love in All Forms by Malakia reviews
Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Dangerous Keepsakes by dust on the wind reviews
If you hang onto something for long enough, you're bound to find a use for it...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Twelve Days at the Pit by Tagalong reviews
The greenshirts have decided on a new way to annoy BeachHead: singing an annoying parody! Hawk's a little irritated too. But when the song starts coming true, everyone gets a little creeped out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Beach Head, Hawk, Duke
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
For a Handful of Words by Belphegor reviews
...You get a handful of sentences. Thirty short "Hogan's Heroes" snippets, based on thirty words taken at random.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Pit Life by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Behind every top secret military unit runs the inevitable bureaucratic machine of paperwork.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013
Identity by Karama9 reviews
ARAH continuity, so outside of my usual AU. Absolutely outside of it. A clone tries to come to terms with who or what he is, and with what defined his last life and this new one.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Storm Shadow, Cobra Commander
RSVP by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Sergeant Major Beach Head, veteran Ranger, is about to face his toughest challenge yet-serving as Hawk's executive aide at a fancy Washington shindig. Can he survive in a world that knows more about wine tastings than WMDs? Humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Beach Head, Hawk
Apprentices by Karama9 reviews
Apprentices bickering, ninjas scheming, a camping trip and eventually, a lot of trouble. Kamakura and Billy don't get along and their senseis decide to help them mend their differences. Last chapter now up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,274 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
New Year's Eve by Fear-Of-The-Cold reviews
No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. For Short Story Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Life and Times of Firecat by Karama9 reviews
The story of how things went horribly wrong for Miss Heliksa Hauser, also known to herself as Firecat.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,352 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Soul Food by Belphegor reviews
Five one-shots, five different recipes. 5. January 1945: How Schultz Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Prisoners Make Chicken Soup.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - H. Schultz, L. LeBeau - Complete
Return of the Gamesmaster by JasonLeeScottFan reviews
Remember how the Gamesmaster said their would be a new game for the Joes and Cobra? Well, here it is and he's upped the stakes! Will the players survive? Pairings and special Author's Note inside. Please read and review.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Deep Water by dust on the wind reviews
The mission should have been straightforward. But everything changed when the river broke its banks...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,793 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Ghostly Crossover by Karama9 reviews
Ghost Beach Head, graciously on loan from WillWriteForFics, runs into some ninja spirits. Happy belated International Ninja Day!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Storm Shadow, Beach Head - Complete
A Step Forward by bookwormcooking reviews
A story of Heralds Alberich and Myste.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011
Chiaroscuro by TiamatV reviews
#1: Inquiry -SE/S- #2: Culpability -SE/S- #3: First -BH/CG- #4: Vocal -SE/S- #5: Okaeri -gen, humor- #6: Courage -SE/S- #7: Phonetic -gen-
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009
Preference by TiamatV reviews
The girls talk about the kind of guys they prefer... or don't. Light SE/S, LJ/F, BH/CG
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
The New Guy by Avirra reviews
Work on the tunnel system goes on as Hogan and his crew try to get things ready to meet with the Underground for the first time. Will the new addition to the barracks fit in? Events begin between Chapters 11 and 12 of 'Fetherston versus Newkirk'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,313 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
GI Joe: Rise of Cobra by Lord Leachim reviews
In response to the new terrorist threat known as Cobra, the US Military creates a special task force known under the code name GI Joe. Unrelated to the movie, this is my own personal version of what a good GI Joe movie would be.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,485 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Fetherston versus Newkirk by Avirra reviews
RAF officer Fetherston is continuing and escalating his campaign against Corporal Newkirk. Events take place after 'The Beginning Foundations'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Beginning Foundations by Avirra reviews
Corporal Louis LeBeau is fairly new to Stalag 13 and the surly British corporal in his barracks isn't making life any pleasanter. The start of the LeBeau/Newkirk bond. Kinch appears as well.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
AFW2: The Heroes that Rise, the Heroes that Fall by AF Iron 135 reviews
Continuation of "A Fire Within" and the same AU. Based on Snake-Eyes, but with many others this time. What is the cost of freedom and is the price truly worth it? Keywords: S/SE, action, military, Scarlett
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,297 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009
Shadows by Tinks231 reviews
A troubled soldier, Nomad, joins the G.I Joe team. Now she has to move on in order to fit in. Rated M for violence and language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,906 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
Switching Sides by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Yet another story from me involving ninja GASP! Storm Shadow, as we all know, has jumped sides more than a few times. Well, how did the Joes first react when the man who's job description used to be stabbing them started working with them? M to be safe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010
A Series of Ninja Oneshots by Dragonrider7 reviews
Okay I'll admit it Snake Eyes is my fave. He's awesome. Just a collection of oneshots about everyone's faveorite Ninja. After all who wouldn't like Snake Eyes? Well anyone besides all those on Cobra's side that is.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
The Longest Hours by waikiki23 reviews
An Emergency! crossover with Deadliest Catch. Johnny Gage and Karen Summers are assigned to duty on the crab boats in the Bearing Sea. How will they face the emergencies that arise on the boats as well as the crews they are assigned with? Please R&R!
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009
Bindings by misanthrope1 reviews
Hogan's men acquired a lot of new skills in Germany. Somethings they kept to themselves...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,859 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Morgengrauen by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Hochstetter sends a spy to Stalag 13 to uncover Hogan s secret once and for all. The heroes must get rid of him him quickly. Sequel to Sound of Thunder , Slash Hogan/Newkirk/OMC FINAL CHAPTER UP
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
A Long Journey by All-things reviews
Summary: Alternate ending for "Swing Shift." What if Newkirk wasn't assigned to Stalag 13 when he was drafted, what if Hogan failed in his attempt to get him out? What would have happen? Finished.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,964 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Greenshirts and the Werewolf by Karama9 reviews
When they discover that one of the Joes is a werewolf, a group of intrepid greenshirts step up to save the day! No werewolves were harmed in the making of this story. Final chapter now up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,179 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
Hourglass by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
When a simple mission goes unexpectedly awry in the worst way possible, Newkirk races to rescue LeBeau before his sands of time run out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Burn by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
There is more than one way to have your face set on fire. Also, your throat, stomach, intestines...you get the picture. T purely for safety.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Acceptable Losses by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Beach Head is getting pretty wily about peoples' attempts to trap him with his favorite baked goods. But is he going up against a foe more crafty than him? And is there a pie yet baked for which he will sacrifice everything? Crack humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Out of Sight: At the bridge by dust on the wind reviews
A prequel to "Out of Sight" - this is how the whole thing started. Contains spoilers, so read the main story first.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Things You See When You Haven't Got Your Gun by 96 Hubbles reviews
Sometimes you just can't help yourself.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/21/2010 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
Arrows by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Jeez, anyone reading my fics would think that I really, really hate the Joe medics...which I don't. Still, this time around they've got Storm Shadow to deal with. Sorry, guys.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Weaving Tangled Webs by misanthrope1 reviews
Secrets have a way of coming out...Warning: Character Death, homosexuality
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,135 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Shrapnel Sorrows by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
BeachHead ends up on the wrong end of a grenade. Doc and Lifeline are going to have a very loud, very grumpy problem for a little while. Sorry, Beach, but if you didn't play with high explosives this sort of thing wouldn't happen. M for language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Drive Thru by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A piece of pure silliness...written for willwrite4fics. Enjoy. M for language, because BeachHead and Covergirl like swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
In the Bleak Midwinter by blinkblink reviews
Written for Challenge 271: Ye Olde Bone-Chilling English Christmas. When the mercury drops, sources of entertainment run dry surprisingly fast. Unfortunately, this often includes sleeping.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Duty as Usual by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
COBRA is plotting, Beach Head has PT, Scarlett and Snake Eyes are fraternizing, greenshirts are traumatized, military engagements are met, and Storm Shadow might even get a little action *nudge nudge, wink wink* . It's duty as usual. SE/S, Stormy/OC
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,572 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
White Rabbit, White Rabbit by Conelrad reviews
A quick look at a year through the lenses of an old superstition. An experiment in point-of-view.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2010 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
A Book By Its Cover by mossley reviews
Flint's bluster never impressed Lady Jaye, so how did they end up together? A little bit of everything – action, adventure, angst, humor, romance. Marvel Comics-based, Flint/Lady Jaye and some Scarlett/Snake Eyes. Finished!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,126 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Lady Jaye, Flint - Complete
Brain Bleach by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Duke gets traumatized by his teammates...and yes, I am in fact completely incapible of writing any fic rated less than M.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009
Massage Therepy by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Fluffy SE/S goodness. Snake Eyes has a GOOD night...and yes, this may, in fact, induce cavities if proper brushing techneques are not observed after reading. I shall not apoligize for this fact.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Escapism by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Something that has been bouncing around in my head for awhile...Snake Eyes and his exploits must provide some high-class entertainment for the rest of the Joes. Some mild SE/S. Violence within, you are warned.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009
Inside The Circle by Storyseekr reviews
Scarlett and Snake-Eyes spend a little introspective time together in the High Sierras. Based loosely on the Comic-verse. Rated M for possible minor language, adult themes, and innuendo.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009
Bite of Revenge by Starkreactor reviews
A movie continuity story. What if Storm had gone to greater lengths than the team thought to take Snake Eyes down? Snakes seemed to have escaped the battle unscathed, but sometimes even he can't dodge every blow. not slash, Discontinued.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Threat Level by TiamatV reviews
Duke's all-too-certain that some missions are doomed to failure--like trying to keep Snake in the infirmary when Scarlett's in danger.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by HellzCrusader reviews
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Brothers separated by a lie, a lover struggles for her man's freedom and two soldiers search for answers before it's too late. SE/S, Baroness/Destro and maybe more if I feel like it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009
Utter Insanity by Hotarulover reviews
Killer Bugs and Snake Eyes/Scarlett. Oneshot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Medecinus: The Art of Healing by TiamatV reviews
Doc knows very well what his job description reads. He knows even better what his job actually involves... especially when it involves Beach Head.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Career Choices by TiamatV reviews
If he's going to actually ask questions about her life as a model, she's actually going to answer him... but no promises on anyone liking the answers! BH/CG
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
A Fire Within by AF Iron 135 reviews
A story focusing on Snake-Eyes. Modern day, realistic background. A new terror is born, but little is known about them, and a team is assembled to find out who is behind the new threat... Rated M for language, violence, and strong adult situations
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Antinomy by TiamatV reviews
He’s never been good at compromise; maybe that was why they couldn’t last. But there are times when it’s so hard to be just her friend. BH/CG
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/19/2009
Not A Game Anymore by Captain Canuck10 reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Malcom Flood after he escaped from Stalag 13 and the Gestapo? This idea had been bouncing around in my head forever so I made it a story. Takes place after the S2 episode 'The Most Escape-Proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From'
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009
In the Line of Fire by Meander Red reviews
A Heralds Fanfic. Set shortly after Arrow's Fall. Trouble on the Holderkin border causes Selenay to send out Talia, Skif, Myste, and Alberich to stop it. But an old enemy from Alberich's Karsite past has come back to endanger them all. Temp hiatus.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
From the Dossier of RE Hogan by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Sometimes, it's not the Germans that cause the problems. One shot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - R. Hogan - Complete
To Be Loved is Better than to Be Famous by Hannibal3125 reviews
An email from family can sometimes say something we can't put into words ourselves...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Cover Girl, Beach Head - Complete
Mythbusters Investigate WereCreatures by daccu65 reviews
The third in my Mythbusters stories. The Mythbusters gang face the consequences of attempting to investigate werewolf myths. Please read the first two stories before reading this one.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Dragon Days by astrokath reviews
Content: K rising to T in chapters 6, 11 & 13. This story fills in a gap between Dragonsdawn and the short stories in Chronicles, exploring how the first riders may have dealt with the very first mating flights.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,673 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Pandora's Box by misanthrope1 reviews
When one of the Heroes is taken by the Gestapo, what will he endure and how can the others help? Warning, violence, cruelty
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
The Room by ScarlettSlipper reviews
The Joes discover something new to them. Short, funny and full of amusement. Enjoy
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Song in the Key of Friendship by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. Friends often know what we need before we do.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Emanations of Hate by 96 Hubbles reviews
Bizarre events raise hard questions for Hogan and his men. July 12th: I'm going away for awhile, so I've posted the final three chapters all at once.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,451 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Things I Never Knew by Caladhiel Elensul reviews
A short fic exploring Kamakura and Snake Eyes no yaoi and the tension that mounts as Snake Eyes tries to perfect Kamakura so he doesn't lose another apprentice. Reviews, flames, I care not. They're all welcome.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2005
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by wordybirds reviews
COMPLETE! The Heroes find themselves in hot water when their new code book falls into the wrong hands. But can they use it to their advantage? Takes place not long after the episode "Sticky Wicket Newkirk." Please R&R!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Letter Home by malkavius30 reviews
Dusty writes a holiday letter to his mom.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 12/22/2004
Doctor's Log by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Lifeline's patience and pacifism is tested when Beach Head and Gung Ho end up in the infirmary for several weeks. Other Joes make appearances too.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004
Out of Control by Angelina1 reviews
UPDATED - CHAPTER 1. What happens when Beach Head, the Joe's biggest control freak, encounters something from his past that impacts his presence and possibly his future.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Conversation of the Hearts by Slayne22 reviews
Very short Valentine's Day story. Beach Head has no use for Valentine's Day... until this year. BHCG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Descent by Slayne22 reviews
What is Beach Head thinking while he's a POW of Serpentor in the current comic storyline? Short fic. Just had to work out my own thoughts on it. Spoilers for ARAH issues 22-24
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/17/2003
Shiver by Angelina1 reviews
First 3 Chapters rated PG-13, the Fourth R: Now Complete! An undercover mission that awakens unexpected feelings (some humor and lots of romance) BHCG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Salvation by Slayne22 reviews
BH/CG -- Cover Girl goes looking for a missing part of her life just before G.I. Joe is resurrected. She finds him battling inner demons and in danger of fading away... *All chapters uploaded. Complete!*
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
Cover Girl's Big Adventure by Slayne22 reviews
Another Beachhead fic, (yeah, I'm obsessed) This time he teams up with Cover Girl.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/7/2002
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How the Cats Play reviews
While Hogan is away, an evil German Heer officer arrives to play his own personal games. Will Newkirk survive the games? Will the camp survive the experience? Warning for some mild violence and suggestions of abuse.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/22 - P. Newkirk, J. Kinchloe, A. Carter, A. Burkhalter
Beneath the First Impressions reviews
How did some of the first meetings between our favorite characters go? I hope this will end up being a few of those meetings, starting out with Schultz and Newkirk. Early pre-show time period.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22 - H. Schultz, P. Newkirk
An Awkward Truce reviews
Continuation of Ranger Rendezvous storyline. Beachhead finds a new Joe when he arrives back at the PITT, will they be able to work as teammates? Can Beachhead let go of the past? Will the PITT survive?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 10/16/2014
The Russians Are Coming, wait, they got captured reviews
Entry for the Speedwriting Challenge:Code writers. It's a mission! Can they save the Russian agent from the SS? I used all 13 lines from the challenge, in order. Thank you to Bits And Pieces who inspired me to enter in the last days before the deadline. I hope that you enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Camp Tales reviews
My first Hogan's Heroes fic. This is meant to be funny and I hope readers enjoy it. Carter enlists his best friend's help in explaining some of the facts of life.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,661 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/24
Multi Prompt Ficlet for Fun reviews
Because I fell behind on my prompts, I decided to stretch creativity and write a ficlet using ALL the missed prompts. So, here is a short scene that holds all the prompts(in capital letters).
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Beach Head, Cover Girl - Complete
How to Wind reviews
Not a typo, it's "wind" as in "wind up a spool of thread". The prompt was "Wind" and this was my take on it. I hope you enjoy and yup, Shipwreck deserves a little love once in a while.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/3/2014
A Hairy Situation reviews
Prompt fic: Mat Wherein Spirit needs some help that the ladies are all too happy to provide. Get your minds out of the gutter.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Spirit, Cover Girl, Lady Jaye - Complete
What We Inherit reviews
Prompt: Inheritance Sometimes we inherit important things, sometimes we are the inheritance.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014
The Fiction of Dignity reviews
This is a short ficlet about the inner monologue during a period of high stress. It features Beachhead(no surprise). It could be a bit morbid but I hope the humor helps soften it. Thank you for reading! (No cliffhanger, single chapter)
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Beach Head - Complete
Possession, not always 910ths of the law! reviews
At least not when it comes to possessing a Ranger Sgt major in GI Joe. Spooky fic, some mention of BH/CG, involves spirit possession theme.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Beach Head, Cover Girl, Spirit, Lady Jaye - Complete
Shadowy Undercover Mission reviews
SnakeEyes, Jinx and Dusty are undercover but when a 'shadowy' figure from their past shows up, things may be complicated. Zero OCs. Zero Beachhead. I know. This story happens about the same time that Ranger Rendezvous is happening, but separate.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Snake Eyes, Jinx - Complete
Teed Off reviews
Two teams of Joes ordered to learn a game in order to go undercover. Beachhead, Flint, CoverGirl, LadyJaye, SnakeEyes, Stormshadow and Clutch.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Beach Head, Snake Eyes
Merry UnChristmas reviews
Sometimes soldiers have to unexpectedly work on the holiday. A mission goes a bit wrong, will our favorite Ranger make it back for Christmas Day?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Beach Head - Complete
Ghost Soldier reviews
What happens to a soldier who dies but continues to serve? Character Death- but returned in ghost form. Another BeachHead oriented fic, including many Joes. AU- unrelated to my other fics. BH/CG SE/S Flint/LJ Some Humor, some Angst. Chapter 1 is M-rated.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,112 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010
Silly Short Bits reviews
Just a bunch of scenes that kept begging to be written.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010
From the Other Side of the Mirror reviews
From the point of view of a non-Joe hostage being rescued, this fic is something a bit different. What would a rescue look like to a hostage who doesn't her rescuers? What REALLY happens when the world can't see? Joes appear quickly in the fic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Letters between BeachHead and Aunt Beth reviews
I know, lousy title. But that's what it is. Tame letters, passing between them describing what's going on. It helps to have read "Joes on Vacation" so you know the characters mentioned. I don't own GI Joe, nor do I profit from my writings. Please enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,319 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010
Ranger Rendezvous reviews
BeachHead, CoverGirl, Stalker all head to Fort Benning for Ranger Rendezvous, a week long event. Mystery, romance, comedy and angst. I hope this story has EVERYTHING! Some adult situations. BH/CG Beach must decide if he wants this relationship. Thanks!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,130 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
The Story of How Beach became a Daddy, sort of reviews
Not for the faint of heart. This is CRACK. It contains male pregnancy. Done in a believable in GI Joe manner, as a challenge only. CRACK, you've been warned. Not responsible for brain implosions.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Show Some Respect reviews
Wherein BeachHead comes across some people not behaving properly towards a memorial. Some swearing because... you know.. angry BeachHead. Contains a Message for all. Thank you for reading!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Hanging With the Wrong Crowd reviews
Beachhead captured and held by Cobra. Will the Joes rescue him or will he strangle before help can come? A little dark in tone, nothing graphic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
Nothing Like Mom Used to Make reviews
Response to TinySprite's challenge of using Pie, BeachHead and Cobra in a quick-fic. Just fast fun.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
DragonRangers of the Pitt reviews
Crackfic in response the the "use a weird idea in homage to the original GI Joe series and make it good" challenge. No relation to the "Train your dragon" movie. More like Pern's dragonriders. Crack.. did I mention.. crack?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Honey Coated Ninja reviews
Plot bunny, another in the honey challenge written for Karama9. StormShadow is on a covert mission and gets into a sticky situation.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Sergeant major School'Marm reviews
In which BeachHead gets fed up with poorly written reports. He already doesn't like paperwork.. plot bunny killed off.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Rub Me the Right Way reviews
Fluff, BH/CG, When his girl has a rough day, can the Ranger make her feel better?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
The Little Medic That Could reviews
What challenges would Lifeline face as a new recruit in an elite fighting unit? What would the other soldiers think of him? Another look at the Joe's pacifist medic, Lifeline. Lots of BH, with many of the other Joes, and a few OCs to flesh the story out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,187 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Sick Ninja Aren't Much Fun reviews
Even Ninja get sick once in a while. Poor SnakeEyes, will he get any sympathy while he's ill? Request fic, fullfilled.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Dehydrated Ranger: Just Add Water reviews
After a week in Death Valley, Beach comes back to the Pit, only to be put right back on duty out in the heat. Unhappy Rangers sometimes do strange things. I don't own GI Joe, I don't make money from writing. Please Enjoy and Review!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
When Greenshirts Attack reviews
Just some fluff about our favorite Greenshirts, written for my beta's amusement on request. I don't own GI Joe, and make no money from these writings. Please enjoy. Rem! Reviews make writers happy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
Getting Boxed In reviews
In response to TinySprite's challenge, Beach is the focus of attempted live trapping, using pie as bait. You'd think he'd catch on.. or has he? Thank you to TinySprite for the plot bunny and inspiration! *bows* One-Shot
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Fraternizing 101 reviews
BH/CG finally get to go out on a date in town. Will it go well or be a disaster? Dinner at a real resturant, can Beach remember all the dating advice?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Beach's Honey Buns reviews
Challenge fic, idea by Karama9. She'll be posting her version later. Honey on a character and taken off the character in an entertaining and unusual manner. Beach/CoverGirl Honey. Lots of it. Some cursing. ONE SHOT.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Driving Miss Courtney reviews
BH/CG Driving cross-country in a cargo truck, bickering, chatting, action and a bit of fun. CoverGirl has a busted ankle the first day so she can't drive, but she's still able to drive a Ranger insane. I hope you will enjoy reading this! Multi-chapter.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Ninja Hunting reviews
BeachHead has to train his Greenshirts to fight ninjas.. using the GI Joe ninjas as targets. The return of Private Williams, Snake Eyes as a consultant, and much paintball mayhem.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Dating for Dumb Rangers reviews
BH/CG Pls Note: Not implying Rangers are dumb, just that this particular one needs serious assistance in the dating area. Why is he so darned clueless? Is he making an attempt? Very tame.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Falling For You reviews
..from a plane of course.. he's Airborne. BH/CG Can BeachHead rescue CoverGirl when she's falling without a parachute? Not a long several-chapters story, satifies the plot bunny gnawing at me. Now it's out of my head. Please enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,016 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Joes on Vacation reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Drunken Adventures reviews
BeachHead gets sent to town to retrieve some drunk Joes. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,214 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Trapped: Elevator Woes reviews
LowLight and Deep-Six. Unsincere apologies for inflicting this on you. If you know the characters, you'll appreciate it. No Slash Within!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Trapped: Tanks for Tapping reviews
Another Trapped story, but a bit different. When Cobra blows a tank over on top of our favorite commando SnakeEyes stopping him from fighting in the battle, can the Joes rescue him? Short, punch line at the end that inspired it! Thanks for reading! Enjoy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Trapped: Tanks for a Good Time reviews
First in a series of Trapped stories. BeachHead is having a bad day, and gets trapped in a wrecked tank with CoverGirl. Will they murder each other before they're rescued, or cook to death first?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
TestFlight Gone Wrong reviews
Testing personal jet packs can be dangerous, especially when Cobra decides to interfere. GORY! WARNING GORE and BLOOD. This is angsty. SnakeEyes, Scarlett, Duke, many others.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Who am I? reviews
Just a fic-let character study sort of thing. First one is BeachHead. I'll follow up with other characters as they appear.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
BeachHead's Sick Leave reviews
What could take down the tough drill instructor for the Joes? How does he take being on medical leave? Plot bunny that ran amuck all over my computer. Those that like BeachHead might enjoy. BH/CG, appearances by many other Joes as well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,927 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
A New First Date reviews
Snake Eyes/Scarlett. SE has healed from the injuries he got rescueing her from the helicopter, but how long to heal his heart? Will he ever bring himself to ask Scarlett for more than friendship? How can he deal with the team that pities him now?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
When You're Out of Options reviews
..You do the impossible. Snake Eyes, with RipCord, BeachHead, Flint, Scarlett. Based on scene from GI Joe Resolute, which hatched a plot bunny. How DID Snakes know he could use a birdman suit to freefall to the ground to sneak attack SS's troops?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
BeachHead on the Battlefield reviews
BeachHead is one of my fav characters. Some BeachHead/CoverGirl, all battlefield action, showing how awesome the drill sergeant is in his element! He's the Army of One.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Monsters Within reviews
Focusing on Snake Eyes, this will be a grim story, don't be fooled by the beginnings. I change POV in places. Any text contained by ** is dialog signed in ASL, any text contained by is written notes. What if Snake Eyes was transferred?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,255 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Thick As Thieves reviews
Part of being a ninja is stealing things, but how do you teach a private in a top notch secret military team how to steal? What happens when ninja honor comes up against military oaths? Snake Eyes, Jinx and Kamakura based, appearances by other Joes.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
A Day Off reviews
Even the team psychologist needs a day off to relax, and Psyche-Out loves to rock climb. With a perfect day, a good cliff, what could posibly go wrong?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Obstacle Course day! reviews
What is a GI Joe obstacle course like? Our favorite tough PT drill sergeant BeachHead runs some of the Joes through a special course!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
The Substitute Teacher reviews
What can you do when a wounded friend asks for help with their beginning karate class? Someone has to teach the new recruits.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete