Claire Violet Thorpe
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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1265678, Profile Updated: 05-17-12
Author has written 40 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, Misc. Books, Book X-overs, Twilight, Disney, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pretty Little Liars, Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, and Vampire Diaries.

If you are reading this, then you have just reached the page of Claire Violet Thorpe, who has written so many fics it's not even funny! In fact, most of the time the fics are full of PG-13 rated humor and action, with some romance and slash thrown in for good measure. And let's not mention that I mostly write drama, mystery, sci-fi, and fantasy. Most of my stories are just watered down versions of real life, and the problems that come from it.


Age: like I'll ever tell you!

Male or female? I'm a girl, even if there are guys out there named Jacquel.

Location: The Golden Hills

Likes: fanfiction, pop music, celebrities, facebook, twitter, deviant art, movies, vampires, blogging

Dislikes: Disney, racism, stereotypes, mean people, terrorism

Orientation: Straight, of course!

Favorite books: Anythign sci-fi/fantasy (except for Harry Potter)

friend me on myspace: MySpace

Subscribe to my YouTube channel! YouTube

Check out My Art gallery. Includes BOTH fan art and original artwork: DeviantArt

My FictionPress Account, which is for my original stories:


Friend me on Facebook! Facebook

Follow me on Twitter: Twitter

My myYearbook profile: myYearbook

Facebook page for my works:

Tumblr page:

Fanfiction Blogs

I Got Twilighted: My Twilight-themed blog, which talks about how I hang out with the Cullens and the wolves of La Push.

Life at Bloor's: A Charlie Bone blog I made up, seeing as there are not that many out there, which will describe fanfiction and original characters who might creep in there at some point.

The Blog That Made No Sense: the blog that is dedicated to my anti-Harry Potter series, called The Series that made No Sense, which features Tyler Potter in Harry Potter's original role.

Other writing sites I'm on (I'm also Claire Violet Thorpe there as well)

The Writers Coffee Shop Library:





Story Updates

1. Charlie Bone & the Mysterious Students: restarted; next chapter on 9/30

2. Merlin's School of Magic: being restarted on 10/7; will be made into a series

3. Harry Potter Redux: being restarted on 10/10

4. Deathly Twilight: being restarted on 10/14

5. The Sequel that Made No Sense: on hiatus; currently being edited

6. What the Children of the Red King don't want you to know: being restarted on 10/13

7. Jacquel RassenworthDursleyPotter & the Prisoner of Azkaban: next chapter on 9/28

8. Dumblight: next chapter on 10/3

9. Dragons & Riders & Wizards & Wars: next chapter on 10/6

10. Fowl's 11: nex chapter on 10/9

11. The Prequel that Made no Sense: being restarted on 10/16

12. The Life & Times of Teddy Lupin: on hiatus; being re-edited

13. I Got Twilighted!: next chapter 9/29

14. The Fandom Chatroom: Chapters released every 2 days.

Coming Soon on FanFiction.Net

1. The Baudelaires vs. the Jaspotelli Kids: My first fanfic for A Series of Unfortunate Events. The Baudelaires (Violet, Klaus, & Sunny) square off with the Jaspotellis (Hayden, Victor, Kennedy, Nicholette, & Armany) on The Nelly Johnson Show. We'll find out why soon enough. CONTAINS SPOILERS!

2. Boneless at Hogwarts: My 1st non-HP centered fanfiction story, but Harry is in it. Charlie Bone is sent to Hogwarts, where he gets into even more trouble. First in the Boneless Trilogy.

3. Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King 2: The sequel to the first story, which now has Harry being adopted by the Bloors and the war against Lord Voldemort gets worse.

4. James Morgan & the Dangerous Ring: When James Potter Morgan, the son of Stacey Morgan, enters Hogwarts for his first year, a mysterious and powerful ring falls into his hands. James was orphaned at birth and Harry takes him in and raises him. First in a planned 7 book series. No Deathly Hallows spoilers; Deathly Hallows never happens.

5. Sunny Side Up: Sunny Baudelaire is now 11 years old and instead of facing Count Olaf, she must face Lord Voldemort.

6. Second Term @ Prufrock: In which the Baudelaire siblings attend the terrible Prufrock Preparatory School and encounter yet more unfortunate events.

7. Artemis Fowl: Relatives from Hell: My 1st Artemis Fowl fanfic. Artemis must stay with his relatives for a year. Pity the relatives.

8. The Baudelaires @ Hogwarts: My 3rd ASOUE fanfic. The Baudelaires meet up with Harry and Jacquel and join them for their final year at Hogwarts.

9. Charlie Bone & the Return of the Boa: the Blue Boa returns seeking Charlie's help.

10. Charlie Bone & the Revenge of the Sorcerer: Lyell Bone returns and gets revenge against the Bloors and Yewbeams.

Future Productions:

1. F, Thy Name is Artemis: When an old boyfriend of Holly's shows up, a jealous Artemis must fight for her.

2. MagicStarLight: Opal Koboi plots to kidnap Artemis, and Holly realizes that she has feelings for him.

3. The Menacing Marriage: What happens if Violet was actually married to Count Olaf?

4. Of Bones & Campbells: in which very distant American cousins of Charlie Bone show up and Charlie must solve a mystery regarding them.

5. Sunny Steps Out: 14-year-old Sunny Baudelaire comes out and tells her story.

6. Another Charlie Bone Story: 16 years after "A Charlie Bone Story" and 13 years after "A Charlie Bone Sequel", Elva, Peter, and Giselle Yewbeam and Silas and Colin Bone must band together and stop an ancient evil from destroying their town!

7. A Charlie Bone Musical: in which everyone in Bloors must sing due to a musical curse that was placed on them.

8. NO RESERVATIONS REQUIRED!: A year after "The Old Traditional Story", Charlie and the others leave Bloor's after a fight.

Here's something to think about:

Once there was a boy who no one liked, they made fun of him every day

I saw them laugh at him, but I said nothing

because my parents told me it was unwise to get involved in everyone else's business

so I ignored the teasing and kept my head in the books.

But things got worse, because we were in high school, and the boy was still being teased for no reason

but then they started beating him up, and no one stood up for him at all

I wanted to help this poor boy out

but I remembered what my parents had said

to mind my own business and not to interfere with anyone else's life

so I kept my head in my book and kept on going.

If only I had known what would happen next

One day, that same boy had had enough of the teasing

so he brought a gun to school and went shooting the people who tormented him

chaos ruled supreme as people tried to avoid getting shot

no one knew this could have been prevented if only they helped that boy

but someone did get shot that day

it was me

me, the girl who ignored him and went about my life

I was just 16 years old

and guess what? I DIED!!

I'm lying cold and dead on the floor with people screaming around me

but what of that little boy, who was so cruelly tormented all these years?

what would have happened if I just simply helped him out?

I'll never know the answer because I am now dead.

My parents are crying, my brother is sad

my friends are asking themselves why did this happen

it was because I never thought that this could happen to me

I ignored the boy and now I'm paying for it with my own life.

Such a shame, because I was 16 years old when I died.

Teasing is bad and teasing is wrong, it leads to school shootings and the needless deaths of innocent people. So if you want to end bullying and school shootings, please repost this in your profile. We must stop the violence.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight are fat headed wannabe fans, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile (I cry whilst reading fanfics too)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Somewhere over the rainbow...idiots die...

If you stopped reading Harry Potter because you hated Deathly Hallows so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you are such a fan of Twilight that you now HATE Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)
I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, SO I MUST HATE GUYS WHO ARE REAL. (but I do wish Edward was real...)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, add one and POST THIS!

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer!


You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. X
You go to your dad for advice.X
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 9


You wear lip gloss/chapstick.X
You love to shop. X
You wear eyeliner. X
You wear the color pink. X
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can. X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid.X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.X

Total: 18

So I'm a girl. whoopidy-doo!

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this. I love babies and I want to have children someday, so I hate abortion.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianFairypirateatwilight, Storms-Are-My-Nature, ShadowRose18, Claire Violet Thorpe

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile. (My favorites get filled every day)

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile (I wish I could LIVE in the library!)

If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into you're profile (I know I need to get a social life)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (my family has since given up on me.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my own universe, thank you very much!)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (I can read 3 if need may be or if I'm bored)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (rarely)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

"Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs."

"The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm OK. But thinking I'm OK because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy."

"I'm not clumsy, I'm gravitationally challenged."

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas sleep, the rivers dream, people are made up of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's injustice, somewhere there's danger and somewhere else the tea's getting cold."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."

"If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them."

"How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?"

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"

"The true meaning of a patriot is one who is willing to protect their country from their government."

"Writing is easy! You just sit in front of a piece of paper and sweat blood!

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it."

"There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"A clear conscience is usually the first sign of memory loss."

"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."

"I hear voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

"Men are like Kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable."

"Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!"

"If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

"How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"

"Even I don't trust my better judgment. What's that say to you?"

"If my enemies saw me walk across the Thames, they'd say it was because I couldn't swim."

"I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops."

"Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into airplane engines."

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Go to heaven for the view; go to hell for the company."

"Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real."

"Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired."

"Beer: Helping People Have Sex Since 1865."

"Girls kick ass. Says so on the t-shirt."

"The only infinite things are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the first one."

"You spend the first two years of your child's life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up."

"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but I won't tolerate when they raise it up to their ear to make sure it's still working."

"The real proof that there's intelligent life out there is because they've never tried to contact us."

"Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs."

"Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree."

"You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."- G.K. Chesterton

"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."

"If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died."

"First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me."

"I know Karate.. And a few other Japanese words!"

"If you choke a smurf, does it turn white?"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"I'm a video game-player, so I must be lazy. I'm artistic, so I must be poor and impractical. I'm talented, so I must think little of people who aren't. I'm smart, so I must have no social life. I'm popular, so I must be rude or stupid. I'm a teenager, so I must be stereotyped."

"Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are in the same box."

"The first casualty of war is always truth."

"I hear voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

"Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!"

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out in space is that they've never tried to contact us directly."


"Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe."

"Please don't try to run. We're tired and would prefer to kill you quickly."

It takes a few hundred, maybe a few thousand muscles to frown. But it only takes four to bitchslap the person who made you frown.

"I can resist anything but temptation."

"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet."

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."

"If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Me- I'm so sorry guys!!
Everyone sitting next to me at the time- What happened?!
Me- I just realized you guys used to be normal.
Everyone sitting next to me at the time- OK...
Me- And then you started to hang out with me, and I turned you into freaks..."

"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."

"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."

"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.

To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."

"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."

"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."

"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."

"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."

"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

"All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away."

"How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!"

"The truth hurts, so we lie..."

"I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."

"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."

"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed."

"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."

"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever."

"When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."

"You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."

"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."

"When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while."

"True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes."

"When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it."

"Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way."

"I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!"

"It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!"

"Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Don't play games with a girl who can play better."

"You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams."

"It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget."

"Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you."

"I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me."

"We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world."

"She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!"

"I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life."

"I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..."

"Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

"If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them."

"You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it."

"My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story."

"I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..."

"Tears are the words hearts can't say."

"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying."

"I am just a girl who wants a man to love matter what until the end of time."

"I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive."

"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted."

"Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."

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Ned Stark Lives! Part 3 by cbstevp reviews
The war against the Others continues as new factions from Dorne and the Vale join the fight. But a formidable new player joins the field as Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons return to Westeros. Meanwhile Jon Snow continues his mission to seek out and defeat the Great Other. Only the gods know who will win and who will lose, and who will sit the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 601,480 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 7/8/2014
Don't be afraid to sing by The Bride of Bronn reviews
Sansa could never trust a Lannister again. But after Tyrion sought her friendship, she eventually learns to accept him, and falls in love with him despite the death and darkness that surrounded their families. Set between the events season 2 and season 3.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,624 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Tyrion L., Sansa S.
MLP: FML by Maniac92 reviews
A parody of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Bitter bookworm Twilight Sparkle has gotten kicked out of her cushy life in Canterlot and is forced to learn about friendship. This will not end well. Rated T for strong language, cartoonish violence, suggestive humor, and bad jokes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 171,053 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 10/27/2012
Valar morghulis by marinenerd01 reviews
An alternate take on Sansa's reaction to the Red Wedding.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 67 - Words: 92,783 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sansa S.
The Kraken and the Lion by Technomad reviews
What if Asha Greyjoy had been sent to Kings Landing as an ironborn envoy...and taken up with Tyrion Lannister? Can two misfits find happiness with one another? AU for A Clash of Kings/A Storm of Swords.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,322 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Asha G., Tyrion L.
Captured in the Woodland Realm by Inazea92 reviews
You entered Mirkwood without permission and got captured and brought to the King who has other plans for you than letting you rot in the dungeons. (Thranduil/reader)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 12/28/2013 - The Elven King of Mirkwood
High Noon: After Breaking Dawn A Twilight Fanfic by Emerald Star73 reviews
10 years post-Breaking Dawn. Edward & Bella are living happily ever after, finally attend Dartmouth. New details of Alice's past are discovered; several seemingly unrelated events from the past are intertwined. Will the Volturi threat ever be eliminated?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,918 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gossip Spyder by MagicMyth83 reviews
High School AU/ Teen-Drama. The Stark Sisters are rich, beautiful, and have just enrolled at King's Landing Prep after relocating South. Soon they will be the headliners of a mysterious blog, and their interactions with handsome heirs and hot older boys will be the talk of the town…whether they like it or not! Sansa/ Sandor, Sansa/ Joffrey, Arya/ Gendry, Arya/ Jaqen, Arya/ Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 215,208 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S.
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Nation Integration by Artexatreyu reviews
What if the War had never happened? What if Roku had not spared Sozin's life? The Gaang's separate lives meet in a Cultural Integration Academy and unlikely friendships begin to develope. Spritual unbalance ensues and it's up to the 'Avatar' to save the world...from Aang. Zutara, Sokkla [we all know we don't own Avatar :The Last Airbender. Disclaimer Disclosed :) ]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,310 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Zuko, Katara
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 261,832 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Changed Circumstances by Failed to De-anon reviews
AU: During the tail end of Robert's Rebellion, in King's Landing things do not go quite as planned.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,938 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jaime L., Stannis B., Elia M.
Dynasty of Wolves by HardBoiled reviews
AU. What if Ned Stark was named king instead of Robert Baratheon? How much would it change him and his family? If they are to keep the Iron Throne they must become a Dynasty of Wolves.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,020 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/11/2012
The King of Steam and The Ginger Lightning by kkolmakov reviews
Steampunk AU. Thirty two years ago SS Erebor was lost at sea, and John Thorington, the owner of Durinson & Co. Steamship Company Ltd. assembles a crew of misfits to find the ship. In the world of steam, brass and external combustion the company will venture on an adventure, and perhaps, there is indeed a colossal squid guarding the precious cargo of SS Erebor *ON HIATUS*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Dwalin, OC
Frozen Fire by rainonmonday reviews
Eddard Stark offered her a deal. Safe return to the Seven Kingdoms but in exchange she would need to marry his son, to keep her under watch instead of killing her like Robert wanted. She accepted because she believed she could work on her plans from within. She could turn the Young Wolf in her ally. But she wasn't expecting Robb Stark not to be like the men she knew.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 128,699 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Daenerys T., Robb S.]
The Wolves Of Winterfell by TheSwordinTheDarkness310 reviews
What if Catelyn never recieves the warning message from Lysa? How will it change it events that follow? Please read and review.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 117,181 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Jon S., Eddard S., Robb S.
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lady by blondie1010 reviews
What if Lyanna Stark had married Robert Baratheon before she was spirited away by Rhaegar Targaryen? What if they had a child together and what would her story be? Rated M for some adult language and themes.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 199,237 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Jaime L., OC] [Sansa S., Sandor C.]
A Curse of Smoke and Fire by SanSanFanFan7 reviews
Sansa Stark said yes... and now they race through the woods on Stranger's back. Her and the Hound... But dark words bring a dark curse. A bird by day, a dog by night... endless days and endless nights, together but apart. Inspired by the film Ladyhawke (1985) [n.b. the lyrics in ch.16 are the property of Paola Bennett]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,921 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30996 - Favs: 17,441 - Follows: 14,911 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cersei's SheWolf by xLSx reviews
"The war between the Lannisters and the Starks would soon travel down to King's Landing, but for now, a Southern Lioness and a Northern SheWolf will be together."
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,080 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Sansa S., Cersei L.]
Dreaming at Dawn by Limited Wisdom reviews
Where was Leah's perfect ending? And why could she not imprint on some guy already. Leah's story is complete, I will be adding a few chapters at the end that are Phil's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 407,975 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Leah
A Welcome Back to the Home He Left Behind by Failed to De-anon reviews
AU: By his father's madness, he became king. In defeating Robert, he was victorious. The home he left wasn't the home he returned to. A story about Rhaegar, family, and truly returning home.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 180,002 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Rhaegar T., Elia M.
The Disney Club by foxdemoness101 reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Disney and The Breakfast Club were mixed together. Follow Jasmine, Esmeralda, Naveen, Milo and Belle as they try to survive detention with Frollo. Rated T for Coarse Language.
Crossover - Disney & Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/9/2014
Descendants by maesteroftales reviews
A Futurefic. Trouble is stirring in King's Landing thanks to a couple of kids. What will their parents do with them? DISCONTINUED :Is now The Stranger's Children:
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,449 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Arya S., Gendry
The Adventures of Three Dwarf Ghosts and a Tween Hobbit by pococo reviews
Frodo can see ghosts. Not that his uncle knows that. And his Uncle will never know that. Now if only Frodo can figure out why his Uncles smial is haunted by not one but /three/ dwarf ghosts.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fili, Kili
Mummers' Show by pinkolifant reviews
A bit of a crack fic in which Sansa and Sandor become mummers in a traveling show directed by Mance Rayder and end up playing the roles of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. Rated for mentions of violence, gore and death. A SanSan story in a broader ASOIAF context. Also Rhaegar/Lyanna and Brienne/Jaime. Crack means that unlikely things occur, but the story as such is not a joke.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 342,674 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] Petyr B./Littlefinger, Mance R. - Complete
Once Upon A December by Skyla Pearl reviews
Arry doesn't remember a single thing about her past nor who she is. When she makes a deal with Gendry Waters to act like she's the missing Arya Stark to get money off the remaining Starks, she starts seeing a malevolent force following her, has memories too similar to Arya's past, and finds Gendry increasingly infuriating (and attractive). Inspired by the movie Anastasia (1997).
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Gendry W., Arya S.] Sandor C. - Complete
The Eyes See True by LadyLannister reviews
AU. Tyrion's escape plan for Jaime is successful, and he leaves Riverrun without having made a vow to return Catelyn Stark's daughters. He arrives immediately after the Battle of Blackwater and learns the truth about Cersei much sooner. Joffrey and Sansa are still engaged. How will his presence change events? Slightly Older Sansa/SPOILERS for books & upcoming seasons
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 453,889 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Jaime L., Sansa S.
Of White Trees and Blue Roses by angel eyes1 uk reviews
Prequel to A Game of Thrones - Harrenhal, Stark children, Knight of the Laughing Tree, the Mad King, Lyanna's abduction, Catelyn Tully, and Ashara Dayne. Intended ending is the end of Robert's Rebellion if I'm patient enough.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 102,497 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Lyanna S., Rhaegar T.
In Exile by blackkitty95 reviews
A queen banished by her own son, a hated knight lacking a sword hand, a freakish big wench, a cold father, a demon monkey. All of them are in their own exile. A different take on ASOS 2.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Cersei L., Jaime L.] Tyrion L., Tywin L. - Complete
Beneath the Still Surface by Whyntir reviews
Three years since the Black Rebellion and things have changed drastically within Area Eleven but the only thing the Black Knights will stand for is complete liberation from Britannia. And to make matters worse, Britannia is surrounded; enemies everywhere
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
A Song Of Stuff Being Different and Stuff Being The Same by OursIsTheFury94 reviews
In which Robert slips one through the net and conceives a son with Cersei. Robb is the true born son of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister, and Jon is the true born son of Ned Stark and Catelyn Tully. Joffrey/Sansa, Robb/Sansa. MORE INFO INSIDE.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Robb S., Sansa S.
The North Remembers by SilverRavenStar reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,085 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
We Need to Talk About Joffrey by Harmonic Friction reviews
Modern A/U. The Starks are a well off, honest family from the north part of the city. Joffrey is a 16 year old loner with a dark side. Chaos erupts after Joffrey begins dating the Starks' eldest daughter, sweet and shy Sansa. Joffrey's cruelty increases when he inherits his father's company. [YA novel style mixed w crime drama, romance and thriller. Joff/Sansa. Joff POV.]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Jon S., Sandor C.
Aegon VI, the Alternate Story by Aegon Targaryen reviews
Robert's Rebellion was thwarted and the Targaryens remain on the Iron Throne. Yet in this alternate world where the game is played, you still must win or you still will die. The story of Aegon Targaryen, Sixth of his Name, son of the Bard King Rhaegar. A tale of a young king who must find the dragon within himself, unless he falls in the fight against those who lust for the throne.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,365 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Aegon T., Arya S., Jon S., Tyrion L.
To Bring Them Back by Anonymonimus reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS "I would have followed him after that battle, you know…" Bilbo nearly whispered as his eyes watered, "and I would have called him my King…" "So when I found that Elfish book and learned that all I had to do was give my life for them to live once more," Bilbo choked pass the tears streaming down his face, "I knew before I actually considered it that I would"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,039 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,755 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
The Wolf and the Stag by Jlovesallfandoms reviews
"I have a son, you have a daughter. Let us join our houses." Arya Stark, the wolf lady of the North, was now promised to Gendry Baratheon, the heir to the Iron Throne, the eldest son of Cersei and Robert Baratheon.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,339 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Arya S., Gendry] - Complete
Serenity's Prayer by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! When Edward takes Bella into the forest to dump her, her reaction completely surprises him. Will this be the end of B&E or will they find a new path to forever? A canon-based yet very different AU approach to New Moon. Some OOC and OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,786 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter's Child by VVSINGOFTHECROSS reviews
Willam Stark marries Daena Targaryen and adopts her son Daemon as his, though Daemon is still legitimized by Aegon the Unworthy. Willam and Daena's own eldest son Daeron Stark, will stand by his brother and his family though thick and thin. For when Winter comes, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives, and Daeron is both a wolf and a dragon. karinfan123 for the idea and plot
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 249,144 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Baelor Breakspear, Bittersteel, Bloodraven, Daemon Blackfyre - Complete
Game of Thrones: Vendetta by Snafu the Great reviews
A Lannister always pays their debts, but the House of Maegyr invented vendetta. When word of the Red Wedding reaches Talisa's father, Volantene nobleman/warlord Lucian Maegyr, he sets off for Westeros with his sellsword army, accompanied by the surviving members of House Targaryen. The game of thrones is about to get even more bloody.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,258 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
The Clawed Queen by fakeituntilyoumakeit reviews
AU: In which Tywin Lannister marries Olenna Redwyne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Tywin L.
Thornless Rose by SaintCatherine reviews
After a passionate night with Sandor during the Battle of Blackwater, Sansa finds herself pregnant. Now she alone must escape the wrath of Kings and the malice of brothers alike.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
A Twisted Game by mermaidsahoy reviews
What if the Game of Thrones characters found themselves in our world, without remembering who they are or where they came from? Will someone be able to save them and help them return to Westeros? Loosely based off the Once Upon a Time storyline/plot. Just a story that came to my head :)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,126 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Take From Me My Lace by littleblackdog reviews
AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, Bofur
The Best Things in Life Are Unexpected by u2shay reviews
On the eve before the fight with the newborns and Victoria, Edward and Bella finally sit down and discuss her reluctance to marry him and how her friendship with Jacob is harming their relationship. An Eclipse "should-have-been" and beyond. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,907 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Edward, Bella
Back Again by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
This IS a slash. If you don't like it, please do not read. Ten years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo, with an orphaned Frodo, is on the run and seeks Erebor's aid. Bagginshield, slow burn. Adventure/Drama/Romance.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,333 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
The Cripple King by Haely Potter reviews
What if Bran and Rickon don't separate, but rather head to safety to Bear Island - where Bran gets crowned King in the North when news of Robb's death reaches them.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bran S., Rickon S. - Complete
To My King Under the Mountain by Nox Caligo reviews
A year after The Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo decides it is time for him to return to the Shire. Hesitant to leave his friends behind, he promises to write to the dwarves as often as he can, especially to Thorin, of whom he holds feelings for that he believes are unrequited. Thilbo/Bagginshield. Slowburn? Rated M for M/M relations, slight language and eventual smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,173 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Embracing past by MarlleneMilton reviews
After BoFA, everybody lives. Bilbo is forced to leave after the battle and starts a new life. 5 years after the Battle Thorin goes to the Shire to get his hobbit back.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Wind Itself Was Their Song by AliKat7 reviews
Joffrey allows Ned Stark to take the black but keeps Sansa in King's Landing. The Starks decide they won't let a false king take away what's rightfully theirs and unites the North with Renly Baratheon to change their future. Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons are looking for an alliance in Westeros and finds one unexpectedly. Pairings will be added as they happen so as not to spoil
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,027 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Daenerys T., Jon S., Eddard S., Robb S.
Taking Care of Business by lel2768 reviews
This is the sequel to Taking Care of the Baby. It's set after BD and continues Bree's life if she'd been left alive in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 110,841 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bree, Seth
eyes that fire and sword have seen by Luxio Nyx reviews
In the aftermath of battle, hearts will be broken and strength tested as the power of the Ring begins to rise. Still suffering from the effects of the Arkenstone's theft, Thorin and Bilbo struggle to overcome the evil that has risen in their midst. Retelling of BOFA and LOTR set during the Hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,037 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Confessions by MaxRide16 reviews
After the confession from Thorin on the cliff, things change. Bilbo is happy to have finally gained respect and friendship, but a little something more begins to arise other than friendship. But can Bilbo accept Thorin's feeling? Thorin/Bilbo SLASH Rated M for future chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Stoneflower by notsilver reviews
When Thorin arrives for a long-overdue visit, it jolts Bilbo and Frodo out of their comfortable routine. Frodo longs for adventure, while Bilbo remains haunted by memories of the past and hesitates to take his new heir on a dangerous journey. But when surprising news arrives from Erebor, Bilbo is forced to admit that adventure might not be finished with him just yet. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,922 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Frodo B.
Birth of a Dragon by XanderLuvsAll reviews
Joanna gives birth to Tyrion and is saved by an unlikely source and is forced to sacrifice much because of it
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Tyrion L., Tywin L., Aerys T., Bloodraven
Where I Belong by Hobbsy3 reviews
"You have been given another chance, Thorin Oakenshield, to fulfil your quest. Do not let old hatreds destroy everything and everyone you love." 60 years after the Battle of Five Armies, when the ring has been destroyed and peace is returning to Middle Earth, a storm brings with it a chance for a company to retrace their steps and reclaim their lives. Expect angst, action family.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,978 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
The Triangle by LadyTP reviews
Sandor, Jaime and Sansa ride together from the Vale to Winterfell. The bond between the three of them grows and grows in unexpected ways as the past is shed and new life embraced. The vital question is: Can the Wolf, the Hound and the Lion ever learn to share?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 199,764 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
For Want of a Scar by MegaBob452 reviews
Prince Zuko kept his mouth shut during that war meeting. He never disrespected his father. Never faced him in Agni Kai. He was never scarred. Zuko never hunted the Avatar. Without Zuko driving him forward, Aang's journey takes a different turn.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 145,454 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Avatars and Princes by Kyogre reviews
One-shot. Korra runs away from the South Pole only to get intercepted by the United Forces. Fortunately, the commanding officer, a certain General Iroh II, comes from a family tradition of not catching Avatars.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Korra, General Iroh - Complete
I Became the Daughter and the Son by GilraenDernhelm reviews
A brand new Arya/Jaime AU, separate from 'Be the Lightning in Me,' and an apology to readers offended/pissed off by the ending of 'Field of Fire.' Jaime escapes the Starks and rejoins Lord Tywin, who has been amusing himself at Harrenhal for the past four years. There, he meets Father's cupbearer, a girl who would like nothing better than to stick a knife in his back.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,097 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Arya S., Jaime L.] - Complete
It's Only Make Believe? by Laurie Whitlock reviews
Rosalie is a well known actress but she's never had problems with crazy fans. What happens when a mysterious man appears during her newest movie premiere and starts to follow her around? Fic Awesome Gift Exchange story written for Jacquel Chrissy / Claire Violet Thorpe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
An Unexpected Imprint by Gleekatheart2610 reviews
Edward is a vampire. Bella is a werewolf shifter. What will happen when Bella imprints on Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Backstage Feud by BabraGleekPotter reviews
Basically it's the same plot of the books, but with a main difference: Viserys is alive and he's sailing to Westeros. The story is told by many unusual points of view, such as Tommen, Doreah, Jojen, Marillion and more! The characters are too many to only pick two, and if you like some of them in particular you probably won't like this.. enjoy, anyway! :)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,668 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013
To See All Clearly by Windblown.child reviews
After being banished from the Lonely Mountain by Thorin, Bilbo was badly injured in the Battle of Five Armies. Only by the compassion of the rest of the company does he survive. Everyone lives, Thilbo Baggenshield BB/TO
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Where Ned claims Jon as his own bastard, but after some deep thinking tells Catelyn the truth (assumes R L J) Consequences for Jon. Eventual Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,861 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Catelyn T., Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S. - Complete
Heaven, Hell & Harleys by vickisan reviews
Edward realizes his mistake and comes back to find that Bella is missing, having left town with Jacob. Bella and Jacob remain friends as Bella marries Edward and faces the threats and problems that the Denalis, Victoria and Aro bring into their family
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 150 - Words: 680,147 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Successful Burglary by Chamelaucium reviews
An unfortunate injury on Bilbo's part has unexpected consequences. A Thilbo Romance. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Bofur, Ori - Complete
Gorgeous? Seriously? by ordlas reviews
Anastasia's upset about the choice to play Christian in a movie based on their story but Christian manages to calm her down. One shot, ripped from the headlines.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by bgtea reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Race of Thrones by Commodore Norrington reviews
"The Amazing Race: Westeros," featuring eleven teams of two and host Ser Filip Kogan!
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2013
The Illusive Number 5 by hsw2710 reviews
John, Sam and Six are searching out the other Loriens, namely Number Five. Continuation of Movie.
I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,447 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - John S./Number 4, Sarah H.
The Dragon Returns: Game of Thrones by Snafu the Great reviews
Thought to have died 17 years earlier, Rhaegar Targaryen and his family has returned to Westeros to take back the Iron Throne and to settle old scores with the Usurper and the Lion. The game of thrones has now changed drastically now that the Dragon has returned from exile.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,391 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Aegon T., Rhaegar T., Talisa M. - Complete
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Liar and The Honest by ForeverAlwaysTogether reviews
Cersei tells Jaime he must find a wife so Robert will not suspect of them of their affair.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Jaime L., Cersei L.
The Second Battle of Manhattan by The Son of Aeolus reviews
Carter and Sadie have called out for help from all children with the Blood of the Pharoahs. But what will happen, when one of those, is a demigod? Not a slash, main characters are oc's and related to the two.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hermes, Carter K.
The Ice Prince & The Dragon Queen by zaera82 reviews
A Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen Love Story set in the future after the wars.The new Queen and King of Westeros will finally lead and rule the Seven Kingdoms into a time of peace and stability. Spoilers & Deviations from the book and show.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,249 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Daenerys T., Jon S.
A Song of Rings and Men by Zooboss reviews
In the year 3017 of the Third Age in Middle-Earth, and the 297th year after Aegon's Landing a year before Frodo leaves the Shire and months before Jon Arryn discovers the true heritage of Joffery and his siblings , a small group of Dunedain, lost in a storm, arrive at Westeros. Can they help unite the continents against the Others and Sauron? Note: Bookverse for both stories
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012
Whispers in the Dark by bittersweetangel0128 reviews
Set after Peter has returned, a string of killings erupts in Daggerhorn, can Valerie trust her dark prince or has a new wolf come to claim her hand.
Red Riding Hood, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Valerie, Peter
Together In Paris by autumnrose2010 reviews
An alternative ending to the movie. The breaking of the reliquary and death of Rasputin reversed the curse, bringing the rest of the Romanovs back to life. They journey to Paris in search of Anastasia and the Dowager Empress. Anastasia and Dimitri appear later in the story.
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,855 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
Mr and Mrs Cullen by babycakes458 reviews
Edward and Bella are a couple married for 6 yrs, and in love, but they are keeping something to themselves, both of them belong to different agencies that kill people, what happens when their next assignment is to kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Book 4: Air: Out of the Ashes by VividDreamer624 reviews
Zuko is growing accustomed to the role of Firelord; yet his personal life is turned upside down when loyalties are tested, his ruler ship is questioned and his mother is found. Cannon Maiko. Sequel to Book 4: Air: Exodus.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,089 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Chronicles of the Fellowship by Michael Weyer reviews
One year after coming back from the wardrobe, the children are called to a different land and the quest to destroy a dark Ring. Narnia/LOTR crossover. Now Completed.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,064 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Song Remains the Same by aerinei reviews
What if Robb told him to stay?
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,292 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jon S., Robb S.
Illuminating Life by A.R2914 reviews
The Volturi came to see Renesmee they left us with a gift. A gift for Rosalie and Emmett, a new member of our famiy. The Volturi wanted a fight, but they didn't get it. Now the Cullen's can live there life, and raise their children.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,613 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
I Will Make You Hurt by Gleegirl17 reviews
Complete AU: During the visit to Winterfell, King Robert takes a liking to Jon Snow and orders Ned Stark to bring the boy to King's Landing.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Jon S., Jaime L.
Papa Don't Preach by LizzayMartini reviews
What if the Montgomery family was trying to escape more than just Ali's disappearance when they left for Iceland? When Aria comes home from Europe, she has a much bigger secret than the other girls can imagine. Will follow the show and include A. R&R :
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,679 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Aria M., Ezra F.
The Death of Jacob's Friendship by Twisted Puppy reviews
"I'd rather you be dead than one of them." This fic is the result of Jacob's comment and will end by the wedding. Warning: not for Jacob and Billy Black fans. Bella is not a pushover and Charlie will find out the truth. Rated T for a few swear words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prince who was Promised by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
"I lost my first boy, a little black-haired beauty. He was a fighter too, tried to beat the fever that took him." What if Cersei's first son lived, Melisandre thought he was the Chosen One, Viserys was assassinated by Jorah Mormont before Dany could marry Drogo? Harry Potter undertones.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Cersei L., Jaime L.
Decisions by Countess De Los Rios reviews
Arya was Tywin's ward for 3 years. She could never expect the outcome. Now she should decide and act. Thank you very much for your reviews. My new chapter is chapter 8.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Arya S., Tywin L.
More of You by NCIS4NSCHIK reviews
The lives of our little liars after the whole 'A' fiasco. Haleb, Ezria, Spoby, & Samily pairings. Takes place after graduation.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Blood of the Lion by Freelance Fanfictioner reviews
He soared on dragon's wings, helped win the war, and conquered the heart of his wife. Now Tyrion is about to learn life is never done with surprises as he meets a shadow from the past. AU, sequel to Make Me a Lion. Sansa/Tyrion, Arya/Gendry
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
A Small Skip by Psyste reviews
What if...Oberyn Martell had killed Gregor Clegane in Tyrion's trial by combat? How would have things gone differently?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
A Little Touch of Heavenly Light by FaithfullyFallen417 reviews
A/U based off a prompt given to me on tumblr. Daenerys was born merely days before the rebellion and when she is about to be killed by the Kingslayer's hand Catelyn Stark cuts in and takes the child to be her ward. As she grew up in Winterfell, she formed a strong bond with Ned's bastard son Jon that could mean more than just friendship.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Daenerys T., Jon S.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn all over again by mpclover reviews
Bella is having a little baby boy! Jacob takes the couple to a parenting class, jane is out to destroy everything that Bella holds dear! ...and is Bella pregnant...AGAIN? Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,145 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Children of TKC and PJatO by SonofApollo42 reviews
20 years after the magicians and demigods won the 2 wars with each others help, they have lost touch. Now, their children have to unite them again. Will it work? *On Hiatus*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Percy J., Carter K.
Lord Of Winterfell by frozenangel1988 reviews
Jon was no longer Jon Snow. He was Jon Stark. Lord of Winterfell. Post-Storm of Swords AU. (On hiatus)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Jon S.
Blood of the Dragon by Mononoke-hime x sukai kurora reviews
Jon Snow, the Lord Commmander of the Night's Watch, has died. Between life and death, he meets someone important to his past and reveals secrets that caused the lies since his birth. Will he finally die or will Jon rise again? Set after "A Dance with Dragons."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Jon S., Lyanna S. - Complete
Bree by VlogDot reviews
I heard Stphenie Meyer made the book The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, and I don't like it very much. Therefore, I decided to make a new version of it. Thank you. *Note:I do not own the Twilight saga. This is just for fun.*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bree, Riley
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
A Dragon In Winterfell by forsaleneverused reviews
This story is based on a "minor" plot change.Dany and Viserys are caught as they flee. They are kept as wards; Viserys in Casterly Rock and Dany in Winterfell. This story focuses on Dany and Jon; their relationship with eachother and the other children.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S. - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Begin Again by lostinthefantasy reviews
Mona's gone, but is the -A game over? Everything is starting up again; who is it this time? Set after 2x25 into season 3. Ezria centered.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Bree Dies by Demiser of D reviews
Bree dies, and finds herself with the ability to change her past so she never became a vampire. But can she abandon the vampires that were the first people to show her kindness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bree, Seth
FAGETASTIC FOUR Your True North by Rebadams7 reviews
What a tangled web we weave when we endeavor to perceive. A little fun with Alice and Jasper, when they are not entirely themselves or not as you may. Written for ClaireViolet! There be monsters afoot for sure!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Yummy MPreg Story by RachelMustoFende reviews
Written to fill the void I found when I searched asoiaf mpreg. Not serious mpreg mind you, the lulz kind.Yaoi, JonxRobxTheon. The first chapter is just slash, if you'd like some. A Game of Thrones crack parody. Read and Review c:
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
Antonius: Son of Marcus by Annabeth Volturi reviews
Antonius is the missing son of Marcus, disappeared over 3000 years ago.Now he turns up in Forks just passing through when he meets the Cullens & a pregnant Bella.He wants to help, but no one trusts him except...Leah?Set 1300 BC then to the middle of BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,949 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Leah - Complete
A Year from Now by MrsTater reviews
"Save your tears, child. Weep for him tomorrow, or a year from now. We do not have time for grief. We must go, and quickly, before he dies." Dany takes Ser Jorah's advice and a very different, but no less adventurous path. AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,768 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jorah M., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Boys of Summer by Svenja The Strange reviews
There has always been more between Robb and Jon than simple brotherly love. But how can these feelings persist when winter is coming? Rated M for later Chapters.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Robb S., Jon S. - Complete
A Secret Revealed All Because of a Drunk King by RayNicole reviews
When King Robert visits, Catelyn becomes uncomfortable and distressed by him and his actions. This leads Ned to reveal a secret. Disclaimer: George R. R. Martin owns everything
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned - Complete
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
Yesterday and Today by ima nut so what aka pussyninja reviews
See what happens when Leah imprints on Renesmee. How will she take it? What will she do? "Yesterday you were like my daughter, today you are my lover."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,690 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah
No Ordinary Love by JenJenSon reviews
A terrible loss, new family and a unseen connection. The Cullen's will never be the same again. A little OOC, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,576 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
After Breaking Dawn2 by letmesign172 reviews
A "happily-ever-after" is not easily achieved, especially not when you're a vampire prone to an ungodly amount of unfortunate bad luck. Bella and Edward are determined to get their happy ending, and keep themselves intact at the same time. Sequel to ABD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 156,537 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
As Luck Would Have It by girloficeandfire reviews
Somewhat fluffy futurefic - also crack!fic in a way - set post-ADWD. Sansa has been fighting to not lose herself completely to Alayne; help is on the way in the form of a certain loyal dog.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,968 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
A House of Dreams and Hopes by Ailendolin reviews
Spoilers and AU for ACoK: There are many different realities. In this one, Loras has the chance to change his fate and built a future with Renly. RenlyxLoras
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Loras T., Renly B. - Complete
The Cold Winds by I Will Go Down With My OTP reviews
The Hunger Games: Game Of Thrones Style!Joffrey decides to remind his subjects that HE'S the king.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Joffrey B., Bran S.
Make Me a Lion by Freelance Fanfictioner reviews
At a time when all seems lost, Tyrion comes to the rescue and Sansa learns a different meaning to the words "A Lannister pays his debts". Tyrion really is a bigger man than he seems, and her captivity at the Vale makes her appreciate this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
In the Hands of Fate by mathisson reviews
Bella and Jacob engaged to be married, but on the night of their rehearsal, Jacob does the unthinkable, shattering her world and her ability to trust. Can a simple package sent to a single sailor really change your life? AH, CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
Embracing Day by ilnd1anime4luvr reviews
Takes place after Breaking Dawn.Bella is pregnant again...surprise! Renesmee is older and more aware of her relationship with Jacob. Story tells about the Cullen's life after the fourth book. Please Review! Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to Finish Ice and Fire in Less than 5000 words by Straylight12 reviews
A bit of fun- from the end of Dance with Dragons, this takes us to the conclusion of the epic work! A mix of humorous and slightly more serious in content. No idea why the word count gets 600 extra words...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Daenerys T./Dany, Cersei L.
Aftermath by Duochanfan reviews
Cedric was killed at the end of fouth year. How will Harry cope with the aftermath of that night. MPREG AND SLASH Don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,750 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Tale of Florian and Jonquil by ricca reviews
The important thing to remember about Florian and Jonquil is that there are as many Florians as there are men in Westeros and as many Jonquils as there are women. Stories change with the teller. One shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Angelic Love by Isabella Masen 1918 reviews
What if your guardian angel turns out to be your soul mate. What if God as send her to you even though you don't believe you deserve her. Will Edward get over being a vampire and accept love? This story has religious themes, different perspective on God.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sexy in the Sheets by Riana Salvatore reviews
After Emily gets home from spending her day with Maya, she finds someone waiting for her. Old feelings start to come out as Emily struggles to keep a dangerous secret.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Emily F., Alison D. - Complete
Hide & Seek by PeaceLoveMaheen reviews
What If Alison Hadnt Died? How Would Life Be For The Liars? Spencer/toby Aria/Ezra Hanna/Caleb Emily/Alison Later Chapters
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Book 4: Air: Exodus by VividDreamer624 reviews
Six years after the war, Azula returns to the Fire Nation palace with a scroll on her hip and a baby in her arms. How did she leave the asylum? What is she doing back? What is the scroll about? How did Azula become a mother? Chapter 13 Rewritten.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,996 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Azula, OC - Complete
Edward Cullen's Last Night on the Town by Seint reviews
When guys get together for a bachelor party, it's usually disgustingly lewd. Add three vampires to the equation and what do you get? Absolute insanity. Rated M for swearing, drug use, and sexual themes. The final chapter is up! Read, review, and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Tales of Sir Patrick the Knight by DarkAmythest reviews
Or How Coconuts Came to England. Have you ever wondered who Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film truly is? Or perhaps how coconuts found their way over to England? Here is a tale in which both of these questions are answered in quite a silly fashion!
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
I guess I'm a Leech Lover by AlmostAlpha reviews
When I first met Alice I didn't know what to think. I've never met a bloodsucker that I actually wanted to get to know. I don't know how she can just make me forget about Bella completly.I guess I actually like her, what a suprise Jacob*Alice during NM, being revised/edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,864 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
An Opportune Escape by girloficeandfire reviews
Sansa is rescued from King's Landing,but the plan is different from what she expected. AU fic deviating from canon on the day of Joffrey's wedding to Margaery Tyrell. Note: Includes POV chapters of Melisandre & Jon Snow as well.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
National Geographic by QueVeeBee reviews
Seth reads an article on wolf mating in a National Geographic magazine which leads to an interesting series of events between his alpha and sister. BLACKWATER. Rated M for language and future lemons. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,062 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Avatar:Path of the Siblings by BoogieBoy reviews
Zuko is going on a quest to find his mother, however he decides to take Azula along with him hoping to help her recover on their journey.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
A Love Unknown & A Grace Unseen by EverAfter90 reviews
She wanted a family; Narnia needed an heir. Both got the unexpected.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,398 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Caspian X, Ramandu's daughter - Complete
ETERNAL SUNSET The Edward and Veronica Fantasies by Veronica Elizabeth reviews
This is my ultimate fantasy of Edward Cullen. Combining my love of Edward with my love of cowboys, my story is filled with romance and erotic passion in a secluded mountain cabin in the dense forests of the Rocky Mountains.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward - Complete
My Mate by stargazer098567 reviews
Rin is a normal high school student until the new demon student comes to her one day, in front of everyone, and tells her she is going to be his mate and then...bites her! What sort of things will she experience being courted by a dog demon!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,552 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Percy Jackson in 99 Seconds by catchasnidget reviews
A parody of Harry Potter in 99 Seconds, this song represents The Lightning Thief-The Son of Neptune. Reviews are always appreciated! COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
The Ghost of Rochester by CooLibrarian reviews
Rosalie returns to her hometown with Emmett to find her disapperance has become a ledgend and someone has been waiting for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,194 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
A Wolf Moon by Dark Alana reviews
Elena leaves Mystic Falls after Katherine returns and ends up in Forks, with another race of vampires and a new love. PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,406 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jacob, Elena G. - Complete
Rosewood Confessions by jumpOVERtheMOON reviews
In a town like Rosewood, everyone has secrets... but how long until the secrets are revealed? TWO can keep a secret; if ONE of them is dead! Contains major and minor characters. STORY COMPLETE! I DO NOT OWN PLL!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
The Lion, MiddleEarth, and the Prince by AmeliaBaggins reviews
The Pevensies don't know what to expect when they meet Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. Takes place in Narnia, during the second movie Prince Caspian.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Aragorn, Susan Pevensie
Pretty Little Secret Keeper by LuvPurple99 reviews
What if Alison DiLaurentis never disappeared? What would the girls' lives be like if 'A' never happened? Aria, Hanna, Spencer, and Emily still have their secrets, but are they really safe with Alison?
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Alison D., Courtney D. - Complete
FML Twilight by RushedUponATime reviews
F my life, twilight edition. See what the characters have to say about their life and the random comments left after each story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Following an Angel by Glitterb1234 reviews
Just some fun. The ghost of Royce King II, Rosalie's human fiancé, is cursed to follow her through her whole life, to see the happiness that he could never give her. One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Royce King II, Rosalie - Complete
The Volturi Diaries by iFellOffMars reviews
Collection of diary entries of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010
Avatar the Last Airbender Book 4 Air by avatargurumaster reviews
This is a story about what happens after the finale. Picks up were show left off. LOT OF ACTION AND TWISTS Fluffy, read if you like canon ships. I'M BACK AGAIN and this time i'm never leaving.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 158,486 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Aang, Katara
Sparkle,Fur & Blood: A Sarah Elizabeth Black Story by AA1991 reviews
19yrsafter Breaking Dawn, Nessie&Jake get blessed with a baby girl named Sarah Elizabeth Black. History repeats itself & Seth imprint on Sarah when she was born. Seth has a gf & its causes trouble on Sarah's b-day. She wants blood & wants Seth to be hers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,007 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Seth, Sarah
Flashes by Alicorn24 reviews
A series of short stories taking place in the same fanonverse as Luminosity and Radiance. Some of them will be comprehensible without having read the novels. Some won't. I recommend starting with the novels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Rather than the Rule by StarFixation reviews
An AU version of New moon in which Seth is changed into a vampire before he had the chance to Phase. what are the ramifications? And what will happen to everyone's favorite wolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Seth, Bella
Promises to Keep by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
"But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep." AU. What if Lyanna had survived childbirth and married Robert? What would happen to Jon? What if Rhaego had survived? What if Melisandre was right?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,448 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Robert B., Jon S.
Allies by Kara's Aunty reviews
Nine drabbles for friends and comrades. Third & final installment in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Elrond, Théoden - Complete
Ringbearer by Kara's Aunty reviews
Nine drabbles for the Ringbearers during their time under its influence. Second in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sauron, Frodo B. - Complete
Fellowship by Kara's Aunty reviews
Nine drabbles, one for each of the nine companions throughout the Quest. First in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Gandalf, Boromir - Complete
Esme's Beautiful Blessing by AliceofTwilight71 reviews
Esme and the girls go out for a day of hunting.While relaxing, Alice has a sudden visison concering Esme? How will Esme react to the one longing desire she craved for centuries?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Esme, Seth
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Torn Between Two by BookLoverr26 reviews
Elena soon finds out she is not in love with one, but both of the Salvatore brothers. Will Elena make the right decision? Will she follow her heart?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,532 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Damon, Elena
The Kings' War by Fanless reviews
Borlath has returned to an all-too-familiar host, and he wants the city. The world's Endowed are drawn to the place where it all began. War brews. This time, it's serious.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Charlie B., Manfred B.
Taking Care of the Baby by lel2768 reviews
After the battle in Eclipse, Jane shows mercy on Bree and allows the Cullens to take her home as long as they accept full responsibility for her actions.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,787 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bree, Rosalie - Complete
Jacob's Daughters by LeahAnne reviews
Jacob and Bella have built a life in La Push together. Their daughter, Norah, is now 18 years old and is head over heels in love with the boy she grew up with. Rowan, 15, is to be the next Alpha. So what happens when Jacob's daughter with Leah shows up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,813 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jacob, Bella
The Truth by xxWfCPxx reviews
Set after book two 'The Time Twister'. Charlie is too chirpy and it's making Manfred moody. Nothing good can come of this, can it? ... Ahem, attention please: this is a SLASH fic with man-on-boy action. But this does not mean mindless smut. Enjoy! xxx
Charlie Bone - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Manfred B., Charlie B. - Complete
Why the Knight's Who Say Ni Say Ni by amandald98 reviews
The title is the summary... A bit of a drabble.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Aftershock by DragonMaster65 reviews
Directly after "Into the Inferno." Third part of Finale. A re-interpretation of how the series may have ended. Zuko saves Katara's life. She heals him. But what if he had kissed her, instead of Aang kissing her later? Zutara. R&R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,957 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Radiance by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
The Ransom of Little Deer by Blueroan reviews
Billy Black and his father were not the first Native Peoples Carlisle Cullen had come in contact with since coming to America. That noble honor belonged to Little Deer and he would never forget her or her courage. pre-Twilight, set in 1810, Carlisle's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 145,094 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Something, Someone Different by HannahBabeeeyyy331 reviews
Bree and Riley. It's like twilight at SOME points, but instead of Bella and Edward, it's Bree and Riley. I'm a suckish summary maker just take a look and review, you might like it! ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bree, Riley
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER! by Geminius reviews
Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. The following events that take place make no sense to logic or reasoning. R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack Fic, Part 2 of 2 BEWARE IMITATORS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,399 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Cullenised Christmas Carols by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
Favourite carols adapted for Twilight-lovers! Wolf-pack friendly. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Susan On Board the Dawn Treader by MsMacBeth10 reviews
Who knew that Susan ended on board the Dawn Treader with Lucy, Edmund, Eustace, and especially King Caspian? Suspian. ON HIATUS!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
moving on by ummmidk26 reviews
edward left bella in new moon. what happens if laurent changed her and bella joins his and victorias new coven? will the cullens return to forks? later lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Leaving Your Heart Behind by WolfGirl4Life reviews
After one drunken night Leah finds herself pregnant with her alphas baby, so she runs away. Two years later, she comes home toddler in tow. As she deals with the consequences of her mistakes, she finds ways to deal with her past, and learns to love again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,093 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom reviews
One werewolf, one vampire, one curse. In this Freaky Friday take on Twilight, Jacob and Edward are transformed into each other's bodies, forced to live each other's lives. AU ExB During Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,556 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Fine Crystal by mrs.mythical reviews
Based on a What if? scenario. What if Bree Tanner hadn't gotten killed by the Volturi? How would her life change, along with the Cullens' and Bella's? Rated T just to be safe because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,815 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bree
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
VAMPIRES SUCK FANFIC: What if they did have sex? by Rurple101 reviews
what if becca and edward had sex? rated M. SPOILERS FOR VAMPIRES SUCK now a vampires suck catergory this will be crossovered with it
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires Suck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Becca C.
Memories of a Pixie on haitus cntinue after PR by AnnaWinters reviews
This story is about Cynthia Prue Brandon, she's turned into a vampire in 1925.She is The Eternal Flame: she's immune to fire and controls it. She still feels guilty about her sister's death, but when she moves to Alaska she sees Alice Cullen/Brandon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Alice
I Finally got my Baby Boy by Amanda Cullen001 reviews
Bella gives birth to Renesmee like any other woman and she doesn't almost die. Now Bella's human and she and Edward have a new baby to take care of. What will happen down the road? will they have another baby? I suck at summaries, check it out R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gothlight by ImDiffrentSoWhat reviews
HIATUS. Their were only three things I knew. First, Edward was truly a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, I didn't know how strong it may be, that wanted my blood. And third, I was in love with him. Gothic rewrite of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Different Journey by Mysterious Soula reviews
What if when Laurent came to look for Bella, he offered her another choice? Could the last yr in Denali have changed him?What would Bella chose? Would Laurent really be able to control himself if she agreed to go with him? Will Edward come back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aro Hates Hippies by Its Good To Be The King reviews
*Third in the Aro Hates series* When Gabi has to return to the hippies, a secret about Aro's past will be reavealed that will change everyone's lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Aro
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3723 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonlight by Little Miss Mania reviews
If Twilight were a whole lot creepier.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Halfbloods Unite by Elayora reviews
The trouble is far from over, even with the Titans gone. As campers begin to fall to a mysterious sickness, it's up to the rest to see that they make it home.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Percy J.
Bree by Hannah-AngelOfMusic reviews
Warning! Possible Eclipse Spolier Here! Who was Bree, before she was changed and eventually massacred by the Volturi. And what would happen if Carlisle was able to stop the Volturi from destroying her? P.S. Will probably go off the story, so be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bree, Carlisle
Bree and Diego: The Newborns by BreakingDawn17 reviews
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree
Fading Memories by maryeemeeh reviews
The Pevensies return to their lives in London only to embark in another adventure when Prince Caspian surprisingly enters their world. And it turns out he is no longer the prince they used to know. Movieverse, Caspian/Susan
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,546 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Human Again by Technician Fan reviews
A vampire comes to the Cullens and says that his power is to change vampires back into humans. The Cullens accept his offer and test it out. They get turned into humans again. What will they do now? And what happens when things start to go wrong? HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
World of Vampire by DarkAngel942 reviews
Charlotte Salvatore sees her brothers, Damon and Stefan, for the first time in 500 years, and isn't exactly happy to see them. But they need Charlotte's help to destroy an evil force, but the evil force isn't exactly a stranger to her... ON SHORT HIATUS.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,518 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Damon, Stefan
Never thought this would happen by Meinty reviews
What happens when Catherine trys to kill Elena at the season finale and Damons comes and saves her? Well read to find out..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Damon, Elena
Jacob's Promise by LeahAnne reviews
Jacob promised Bella that he would take care of her and their family. But what happens when things from their past come cropping back up? And what does Irina want with Bella? Jacob/Bella. Sequel to Jacob's Baby. Mature Audiences Only. BlackSwan, Mild Jeah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,464 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Twilight Diaries by ashes and bliss reviews
The Cullens and the rest start keeping a day to day Diary...What kinda secrets have they kept?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008
Aro Hates Vegetarians by Its Good To Be The King reviews
*Sequal to Aro Hates Youtube* Our favorite hippy is back and this time she is going to Forks with the Cullens!Whatever happens next is not going to be good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Aro - Complete
Alice's Blog by TheRandomHachi reviews
Hey! I'm Alice Brandon and this is my blog! Check here for all the gossip about me my friends and Forks High! I promise you'll laugh and love reading it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alice
Twitlight: A twilight parody by Kaki Enirtle reviews
Twilight was a boring read. Maybe this is how Twilight should have sounded like. This is just for fun. Rated T for language and maybe some dialogue. By the way, I recently made a New Moon parody. New Noob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 things you never knew about Twilight characters by Direwolfy reviews
This is your usual 10 things... story. First chapter is about our favourite fortuneteller Alice. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,364 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010
For My Own by Elessar1201 reviews
Everyone knows that Carlisle has never slipped...right? But whatever else he is, Carlisle is a vampire with all the instincts and temptations of his kind. What will happen when he finally has to face his own nature?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
why edward cullen is better than jacob black by twilightluver4eva123 reviews
just as the title says, should you read this jacob fans? no this might offend you.jacob haters, you will LOVE this! more chapters coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Twilight Haikus by Charlie is One With Russia reviews
Haikus about Twilight. Chapter order: Volturi, Cullens, Wolves, Nomads. Will write more if asked.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Dictionary Of Twilight Words by AliceSwift reviews
A dictionary for all of TwiWord needs. For which Twilighters, Fanpires, and Twihards who need to expand their Twilight vocab. Features AliceSwift and Hp-Twil-Fan
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
The cullens came back as humans by mizzcullen27 reviews
The cullens leave.Bella is a mess.she's into drugs to escape the pain.5 months after they leave bella opens the door to the biggest surprise. Edward is back, but what shocks bella is that edward and his family are human again. can she forgive them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,110 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Phenomenon by randomidentity reviews
Has anyone ever beaten the imprinting destiny? I am Renesmee Cullen and I'm here to tell you just how different I am- more than you think... I'm not like anyone else, but I do have my mother's curse with choosing boys :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
A four letter word by hilja reviews
Lee Clearwater, the only male shapeshifter ever, in a pack run by his ex-girlfriend Samantha Uley. The were-girls keep checking Lee out making him feel like a piece of meat. Can he show Jacqueline Black that there is more to him than a hot body? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,559 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob
My kids! by schrijfstertje reviews
It starts all human, and it will be for a long time, but it sure isn't going to end like it! : What would happen if the Cullens started out as a real familly, before all the supernatural stuff kick in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Another Life by VampireChic479 reviews
What if Bella had chosen Jacob instead of Edward? What would her life be like? Five years after her and Jake's wedding does she still stand by her chose or does she wish she had chosen Edward? Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Tabula Rasa by Guns and Drums reviews
I was not in a sound frame of mind when I wrote this. I wouldn't be offended if you never read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bree - Complete
Aro Hates Youtube by Its Good To Be The King reviews
Aro finds a video on Youtube of someone making fun of him. What happens when he tracks said person down and finds out about Twilight? Parody but will be Alec/OC later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Aro - Complete
He Left Me Broken by RandomFandom7722 reviews
set in new moon. what would happen if the wolves never saved Bella from Laurent? what if Laurent changed Bella? what if Bella saw the cullens again when one hundred years later? AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Volturi Mad Spoof by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
This is a collection of random times at the Volturi castle... prepare to laugh, cry, and be disturbed. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
In Dire Need by Pablo Cohen reviews
Nahuel is a manwhore who loves having sex and enjoys the size of his penis, and isn't planning on having a relationship, just banging, while Leah is in dire need of someone to love. Contains lemony lemons, so beware. 18 only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Nahuel, Leah
Charlie Bone and the Pasts of the Tortured Ten by fictionlover27 reviews
Charlie and Paton get separated on the sea. Paton returns without Charlie and the Bloors make plans to bring Charlie to their side no matter the costs. With his friends downhearted from his death Charlie is alone with his life in the Bloors hands.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,354 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009
Red Dawn by the80srule reviews
Taking place after the failed seduction scene in Eclipse, Bella is spurned by Edward's rejection. Where will she go to fulfill her desires: La Push, or to another member of the Cullen clan? MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY, more lemons than a Minute Maid truck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Two Birds by write4cupcakes reviews
The Toph/Zuko fieldtrip that never happened, and the fate of Zuko's mother.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Revenge and Happiness by LizbethMarie reviews
Bella died in NM. Her grieving parents give birth to Lydia. Now Lydia is 18 and learns of the lies and deceptions. She seeks out the Cullen's to avenge her sister. But what happens when she succumbs to the charm of Jasper Whitlock Hale? Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper
Happy Ending by phfina reviews
Chapter 6: Of all the insolent, ... egalitarian ... “Good morning, Mistress”? What next? Shall we all break bread together at the same table, too?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Rosalie, Royce King II
Azula Trilogy Part 3: Soul of Fire by MasterGhandalf reviews
Sequel to 'Path of Fire'. The renegade warlord Jian Chin marches towards Ba Sing Se, backed by a mysterious and powerful spirit. Azula and the Gaang must join forces to stop him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,880 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Aang, Azula - Complete
Past, Present, Future by heyashley reviews
Edward leaves Bella for the second time, fearing she would resent him for changing her. When Bella almost dies, a vampire family happens to stumble across her and turns her. Alice only sees Bella's death. 75 years later, the two families meet in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,325 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Monty Python's Twelve Days of Christmas by ShesNotTrappedInWonderland reviews
Yup, I went there.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Beckaabook reviews
Carlisle may have developed a way to impregnate vampire Rosalie - her own vampire IVF - could Rosalie and Emmett get their own baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,653 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Without You by Savannahbobanna reviews
Bella is on her own when she finds the clearing. When Laurent finds her there, her werewolf saviors are nowhere to be found. Is Laurent a good guy, or will his bad side overcome him? I deleted it... for some reason. I can't really remember why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
Midnight: A Twilight Spoof by konfusion reviews
Welcome to Spoons, where Belle Duck, a bratty, arrogant girl surprisingly falls in love with the jittery but gorgeous Edmund Collins. But there's one more thing-he's a vampire. But will Belle be okay with a creepy vampire stalker trying to kill her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Rosalie's Story, The Before Years by Juliette Tomassino reviews
What if Royce had been unsuccessful on the dark street that night? What if Rosalie had actually married him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Rosalie
Civil War by twilightdarlin's reviews
We loved Jasper’s character so much; we wanted to fill in his story. The story goes through time when he was a young officer in the Civil War; to falling in love with Alice; to assisting an adult Renesme with an important decision
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,811 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Wanted by Lady Infamous reviews
Jasper attacks a girl in the woods, but Alice isn't able to save her from living death forever. Now, all Valerie wants is to be loved, to be wanted back, but all she recieves is rejection. The Cullens took everything. She just wants it all back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Don't Believe A Word I Say by Kailorien reviews
If Jake had been around when Sam had left Leah heartbroken, things may have been different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Jacob's Baby by LeahAnne reviews
Takes place in the middle of Breaking Dawn. AU. What would have happened if Edward convinced Bella to have Jacob's baby instead of Renesmee? Would it have affected her final decision on who she decided to be with?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,268 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Shallow Memories by Whyntir reviews
Kali si Brittania & her older brother Alexander visit their sisters Euphemia and Corelia in Area 11. Kali enrolls in Ashford to pass the time and runs into her thought-dead siblings Nunnally and Lelouch. And it not all is as it seems. LANGUAGE Name change
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,452 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
After Breaking Dawn by letmesign172 reviews
What would've happened if Stephenie Meyer kept going? Loosely relative to Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trip: Cullen Style by emmettcullen13 reviews
What happens when Carlisle decides to take the Cullens and Bella on a road trip? The answer: bad things. Set before BD in the summer. This will be a hilarious fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
I Know by plussizebarbie reviews
Billy telling his family about Embry's Father.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Billy, Embry - Complete
Twilight—50 Years Later by pirate-vampire reviews
This is about Twilight... and what happens after Breaking Dawn has long since passed. I introduce my own character, but don't worry, the Cullens are still there! Read & Rate & Feedback would be appreaciated! Thanks!:D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Reconstructed Destinies by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 298,444 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Mary Alice To Alice by Blonde Gingernut reviews
What I imagine Alice's life before, in & just after being in the asylum. In Alice's POV, will include Jasper, obv. & James. R&R! Steph Meyer owns all, k? Thankyou! x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alice, James
The Ultimate Showdown: Walt Disney World Battle by Laihi reviews
The Ultimate Showdown in Walt Disney World....yes, I went there. Enjoy!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
The Return of Bad Jacob by LeeLeeXtreme reviews
Set during Eclipse. After their first kiss, and after she "punched a werewolf," Bella decides to pay Jacob a visit and let him know where she stands. Rated M for Strong Language and Lemon, i.e. Sexual Situations. Mature viewers only. Epilogue coming soon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,536 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob
A Journey to the Past by Bob Wright reviews
What led to the confrontation at the Romanov Tricentennial? Here's one possible thought. Based in part on historical events. NOW COMPLETED.
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Edward Bone and the Black Bandit by Eagleh-sama reviews
Edward Bone is an Animator - he can bring drawings from paper to life. But Edward is to busy with his own life to continue the struggle of the Endowed. And now someone is stealing from all the shops in town - someone who can control shadows. NEXT GEN.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,846 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008
Azula Trilogy Part 2: Path of Fire by MasterGhandalf reviews
Sequel to "Heart of Fire". A repentant Azula searches the Earth Kingdom for her exiled mother, the Lady Ursa, while her path is shadowed by enemies old and new.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Killer Rabbit Poem by livingstorywriter101 reviews
Just a short poem I wrote about my favorite little bunny. I know it's not great but it was fun to write! More based off of Spamalot that Holy Grail. I hope to write more Spamalot poems soon : Please R&R
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Premonition by xxshanii reviews
.:Takes place after Shadow at Badlock:. Charlie and his friends head out to Bloors for another uneventful year of school. At least that's what they thought before school began. As soon as the first class began... everything they knew and believed changed.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,732 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Azula Trilogy Part 1: Heart of Fire by MasterGhandalf reviews
A year after the Comet, a charismatic leader has united rogue elements of the Fire Nation and seeks to begin the war anew. The only person who can stop him is... Azula? Currently being revised; revision is up to chapter 18.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,334 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Julia Ingledew's story by QueenAngels reviews
Ok so this is a Paton/Julia story. This fiction is on events that happen mostly to Julia and mostly in her point of view. Don't forget to give me reviews and advice! Thanks! Hope you all like it! Rated high for future possible content.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
He's good somewhere deep down inside there by QueenAngels reviews
So I'm writing a fic about how Manfred. It’s about how Manfred is good deep down inside. I'll be in it, yes. I changed my name though. I'll be the one to change him. It will also be with other CB characters...It’s really cute.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Vampire and the King by Jessalynn Ginseng reviews
The Cullens decide to come visit somewhere on the rumors of supernatural powers and murders. But when they get there, they find not only the world of Charlie Bone, but a horrible adventure and another mess with the Volturi.
Crossover - Charlie Bone & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Interview with the Vampires, Twilight Style by vAMPLIFIED reviews
Why is the cast at Hogwarts? Why has Hannah Montana taken Bella captive? WHY IS JAKE WEARING FISHNETS? R&R to find out. "So, Jacob, you raped my mom..." -Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Twilight Gangsta Raps! by honkugly reviews
This is a random rap about Twilight from Bella and Edward's point of view if they were gangstas. It also contains a rap with Jacob, Bella and friends if they were gangstas in New Moon and a rap about the events in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
50 Things James is Not Allowed to Do by Patronus Charm reviews
For all the lovers of 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters! I know these stories have been done before, but I hope you haven't used up all the popcorn just the same...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - James - Complete
Unusual Attractions by ThePrincessTigerLily reviews
A series of one-shots dedicated to under-appreciated pairings in the fandom...Chapter 3- Asa's life has become a series of ironies...Asa/Emma
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Charlie Bone Next Generation Parents Go Missing by Tancredfan reviews
Mike Bone and Tom Yewbeam need to help there friends Tina Torisson, Sam Sage, Freddy Raven, and Rick Silk get there hipnotized parents back. Mike's power is still unknown, but Tom has a nack for blowing things up.....NEXT GENERATION
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008
The Dead Chapman Sketch: A Monty Python Special by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
I heard somewhere that at Graham Chapman's funeral, they quoted a bit of the parrot sketch. But what if that had been an ACTUAL sketch? Well, you're about to find out. Please R&R! And enjoy the fondest of Monty Python's personal jokes and hintings. Enjoy!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Charlie Bone: Instant Message by jaredfan reviews
These are instant message conversations between Charlie Bone characters that I wrote for no reason other than to write them. Just for fun.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
The Ember Island Players Present: Into the Inferno by keylee reviews
Post-finale. The gaang goes back to Ember Island to find a new play about their adventures in the Fire Nation. Covers every episode in season three, with more hilarious and ridiculous scenes than ever before!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Charlie Bone And The Philosopher's Stone by Lady-of-Nolava reviews
charlie enters hogwarts through the movie. he plots to steal the philosopher's stone to cure his comatose father from voldemort and harry. will he succumb to the darkness inside him, or do what is right?
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
Manfred's Mustache Mayhem by lavaducks reviews
In which Manfred's mustache pisses people off, turns people on, sends people running, is stolen, and more. A crack fic for Prince of Cardboard.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Star Wars Sitcom by madeye reviews
AU fic that follows Anakin and Padme's family life with the twins, and Yoda and Obi Wan. UPDATE: The show has been picked up for a third season.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005
Scion: The Last Aeromancer by The Great Khan reviews
Imagine if Avatar were a Western fantasy instead of an Eastern one. Join Brishen the Scion, Celia, and Jack as they face the forces of the Fire Lord, including the nefarious Count Hector and the exiled Prince Diego. Please read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,847 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
Son of the Dragon by Dungeonwriter reviews
A drabble AU. What if Iroh had paid the price at Ba Xing Xe? Lu Ten returns to a family that swirls with intrigue and face a destiny where his hands must be bloody. Behold his story. This chapter: Lu Ten has peace.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Royally Gay in the Middle Ages by Moonlit Aura reviews
SPAMALOT BASED! Herbert and Lancelot have earned their Happily Ever After, but alas, ruling the land around Swamp Castle interferes. Watch the royal couple deal with dear Daddy In Law, and what's this about producing an heir? SLASH Duh.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2007
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
What Not To Do At Bloor's Academy by Laurien1 reviews
A giant random comedy where the plot is mostly unimportant. The unwritten rules of Bloor's are being broken, what now? 10 people have this in their faves so it can't be that bad, can it? You tell me, I'd really like to know. Peace out! Have a nice day!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Charlie Bone and the Yewbeam Castle by BeFaLLeN iNnOcCeNcE reviews
3 years have passsed in Bloors Academy.Dorothy Bloor reappears,after a trip with the Time Twister,and is shocked by the short time travel.One day,Charlies uncle disappers and it is discovered that he is captured in Yewbeam Castle.But who can save him now?
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
Charlie Bone Meets Harry Potter: Hilarity Begins by Laurien1 reviews
This is ridiculous. It's just for fun and I enjoy writing it. The plot is very unimportant but I think it's funny and I guess there will be something important eventually...maybe. lol Much hilariousness and chaos, I think. Mwahaha!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007
A Crazy Crossover by NickyFox13 reviews
In which Hermione develops a slight crush on Lysander, Oliver and Tancred chat under the stars, Charlie and Harry talk about heroism, Olivia is the victim of a Weasley prank and Gabriel lets out his hamsters. AU CBHPxover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Tolkien's Flying Circus by Spiny Norman reviews
Crossover work also known as The Lord of the Rings by Monty Python.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
The Tragedy Of Julius Caesar, by Monty Shakespeare by Spiny Norman reviews
The famous play by Monty Shakespeare and William Python.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
It's due back in seven days by Panda Luff reviews
The Baudelaire orphans watch a rented copy of The Ring, or at least that movie that you die within 7 days of know the one...with the...ah whatever! Just read and review...please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Count O.
Monty Python's Forcibly Revised Flying Circus by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Our favorite Pythons have been miraculously restored to their conditions in the 70s and are pitching a new TV show! But can they conform to the decency codes the BBC now enforce?
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
The Kiss by NeoVenus22 reviews
One kiss changed the relationship between Violet and Klaus forever. VK. [complete]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
The Horrible Horcruxes by baudelaire7 reviews
Now, the Baudelaires and Harry Potter and his friends must defeat Voldemort once and for all. Sequal to The Menacing Magic.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
The bad seed by Cryingwind reviews
The shadow in the Red Kings painting is gone. But now somthing else is keeping Charlie out. An evil so strong not even the strongest endowment can beat it. Worst of all she wants Charlie dead! compleat.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Ho'Wan Island Carnival by Vicki So reviews
What happens when Aang, Sokka and Katara spend a day in the greatest year round carnival on Aang's birthday? How will Prince Zuko deal with trying to act like a normal teen while still hot on the Avatar's heels? Zutara, Comedy, Angst, and more! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
The Distressing Destiny by RockSunner reviews
Sequel to The Proximate Peril, an AU in which the Baudelaires left the hotel with the taxi driver. It is full of Book 12 spoilers.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Klaus B., Fiona - Complete
The Proximate Peril by RockSunner reviews
What if the Baudelaires left the hotel with the taxi driver? Contains spoilers for Book the 12th. They learn the amazing secret of the sugar bowl.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Lemony S., VFD - Complete
The Menacing Magic by baudelaire7 reviews
Harry Potter meets the Baudelaires! How are they connected? Find out! Over 1000 hits!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Fear the Bunny by Crow Corleone reviews
A short poem on our favorite bunny.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2005
The Spanish Inquisition by Street Preaching Maniac reviews
The Order of Hellsing Knights receives an unprecedented invasion by the Spanish Inquisition. SPM, proving that anything can be parodied with anything.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2005
Monty Python's Flying Christmas by MorphManiac reviews
Original Christmas Songs Monty Pythonized. Does include spam. PG for British cursing...or something completely different.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003
This is a carry on from the film in a story... beware! You have to at least have watched the beginning and end to understand. FINISHED
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The History of the Killer Bunny by Simon Psyc reviews
A warped, weird, completely wrong history of everyone's favorite killer rodent.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2001
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Who's been reading a bad Harry Potter Fanfiction S reviews
Full title: WHO'S BEEN READING A BAD HARRY POTTER FANFICTION STORY. Do you love reading bad fanfiction stories? Then why don't you read these random fics that butcher Harry Potter. plz read & review! No flames allowed! NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 68,082 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Bree Tanner Got Her Life Back reviews
Here's what would happen IF the Volturi allowed Bree to live and the Quileutes found out about Bella being turned. But can Bree function as a Cullen?
Crossover - Twilight & Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Bree
The True History of the Cullen Family reviews
Carlisle Cullen was murdered by a childhood friend on the night that he would have been bitten and turned. The Cullen family comes together under different circumstances, no thanks to Jasper Whitlock and Jacquelyn-Claire Ulrich
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Carlisle, Jasper
The Cowboy & the Wallflower reviews
Jasper is a cowboy devoted to his family, yet his family wants him to marry and settle down. Bella is a wallflower with almost no chance at romance. They meet at a county fair and sparks fly! FAGE 6 gift for Aunt Bell / Bell 1
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
My Cats Set Me Up reviews
FAGE 5 story; written for addicted-to-romione-bedward. "My cat is on your roof." With those words, Edward must deal with Bella and her 7 baby kittens. Bella and her kittens find themselves breaking down a huge barrier that Edward has built up for himself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Got Twilighted! reviews
Here's a series of random comedy centering on your favorite vampires and wolves, as written by the author of the bad Harry Potter fan fiction stories! Now completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 72,998 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Harry Potter Redux reviews
Are you feeling ripped off by JK Rowling's ending of the series? Well, here's how the the story would have gone if I wrote it! All 7 years in one story; will be a very long story. Also available to read on Wattpad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Even Soldiers Need Heroes reviews
Jasper is a soldier damaged by the war, and his only salvation is in the form of a broken and bitter Bella. Songfic. Gift for Puppymama0909 for FAGEtastic Four
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Her Final Days reviews
Rosalie is an old woman who had made a huge mistake years earlier. Now can she reconcile with the Cullens before she dies? Also being written on Wattpad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Rosalie, Emmett
Demigods Rock!
from the writer of Bad Harry Potter fan fiction stories, I got Twilighted, and what the children of the Red King don't want you to know comes Demigods Rock, a comedy centering on Percy Jackson and his friends.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,554 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Grover, Percy J.
Unlucky Twilight reviews
In a world where Edward and Bella never met, Jacquel must unite them and save Edward from Tanya, who wants to destroy the Cullens and screw up the Twilight story! Contains rape scene in chapter 2, bad language and a messed up story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Jacquel Rassenworth & the Prisoner of Azkaban reviews
The heroine of "Jacquel's Russian History" goes off to Hogwarts & gets herself entangled in a very dangerous mystery. Sorry for the prolonged hiatus!
Crossover - Misc. Books & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2008
Pretty Little Liars vs FanFiction reviews
Our favorite girls discover the hip new thing called fanfiction and they are not too happy about it! Especially since the fanfiction writers are writing some of the most outrageou stories about them! Can the girls outsmart both "A" and the writers?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Aria M., Spencer H.
The TwilightVampire Diaries Saga
Elena Gilbert ends up in Forks with no memory of who she is. Can Bella, the Cullens, and the Wolves help her regain her memories before a rival finishes her off for good? longer summary and disclaimer in first chapter
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,686 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Elena G.
Tell Me a Story: Charlie Bone Goes Bad reviews
In this short story, Charlie Bone ends up misbehaving in the worst way! 11th Charlie Bone fanfic!
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Charlie B., Billy R. - Complete
The Proposal reviews
Set in 1800's England, a doctor's son and a pastor's daughter are brought together against many adversities. Gift for QuantumFizzx for FAGE 3Some
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Angela, Edward
The Movie Watching Trio Discuss Disney Movies reviews
In which the Movie Watching Trio give out their reviews of popular Disney movies. Written for Disney month in FanficAholics Anon. NOW COMPLETED! Look for the follow-up next month!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,023 - Reviews: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
What the Children of the Red King Don't Want you t reviews
Full title: What the Children of the Red King Don't Want you to Know. This story goes against everything you thought you knew about Charlie Bone; expect silliness and out-of-character behavior! Now being revamped!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Charlie B., Manfred B.
Charlie Bone & the Mysterious Students reviews
Takes place two years before "Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King". Charlie Bone is a student at Bloor's Academy when the school takes in five mysterious students. Charlie must find out who they are and why they are at Bloor's. Now open!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Charlie B., Emma T.
Harry Potter & Merlin's School of Magic reviews
Harry never went to Hogwarts; instead he attends Merlin's School of Magic from ages 2 to 14. When the school shuts down, he heads off to Hogwarts and meets Jacquel Romanov, who is Hogwart's Golden Girl. Let the fun begin! ON HIATUS; might become a series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Something Wicked This Way Comes reviews
What if Harry follows Sirius when he falls into the veil and they wind up meeting our favorite family of vampires in Forks, Washington?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,246 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Volturi Diaries, Season 1 reviews
Presenting to you the tales in which the Volturi are nothing more than a bunch of misbehaving...jerks! Now including characters from the Vampire Diaries and True Blood! Now complete! Wait for Season 2!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Aro, Jane - Complete
Left Behind the rewrite reviews
The original "Left Behind" story sucked. I have the 2011 edition here. Enjoy! And forget I ever wrote the first one in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - OC, Albus D. - Complete
The Secret Lives of Death Eaters reviews
MY FINAL HARRY POTTER STORY! In which the Dark Lord causes some serious trouble with his Death Eaters... DISCLAIMER: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Fandom Chatroom reviews
Here's a silly story about what happens when all your favorite characters get together and chat on the internet...just like we do!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Charlie Bone vs Twilight reviews
What would happen if we mixed up the two series?
Crossover - Charlie Bone & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Charlie B., Edward - Complete
Fowl's 11 reviews
Written to the tune of George Cloney's Ocean's 11, Artemis, Harry, Jacquel, Charlie, and several others pilfer historical items from a cruel villian. crossovers with Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F.
Tell Me A Story: Manfred Returns from Paris reviews
Sequel to last year's story "Manfred Leaves Bloor's". A year has passed and Manfred has returned to Bloors, having lived in Paris for a year. He is more than happy to see Charlie...slight slash
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Charlie B., Manfred B. - Complete
Deathly Twilight reviews
The Cullens and La Push Wolves get sucked into the wizarding war when they go to visit London, England.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Carlisle
Harry Potter & the Prequel that made no sense reviews
What if James & Lily never hook up? Well, let's just say that Harry would have never been born. Full summary in first chapter. Just read it. R&R plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter & the Sequel that made no sense reviews
The sequel to the first story, in which Tyler Potter must face more dangers which are coming from the school itself...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Dragons & Riders & Wizards & Wars reviews
Written on Feb 23, 2007, so no spoilers for Deathly Hallows. Harry is wrestling with his destiny when Eragon & Saphira show up & agree to help him. Can they defeat both Lord Voldemort & Galbatorix? ON HAITUS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Eragon S.
Se viene algo malvado reviews
Mi primer crossover de Harry Potter/Crepusculo. ¡Harry sigue a Sirius cuando él cae tras el velo y terminan conociendo a nuestra familia de vampiros favorita en Forks, Washington! Traduccion de mi fic Something wicked this way comes. Translation by Hytare
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward
A Charlie Bone Sequel reviews
The sequel to A Charlie Bone Story; in which Charlie must face danger in the forms of two angry children and a great battle that looms over the horizon...NOW COMPLETED! This story will not have a sequel.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Charlie B., Paton Y. - Complete
The Old Traditional Story reviews
In which Charlie Bone and his friends go on "the Greatest Adventure of their lives" while, the Bloors and their cohorts who are always up to no good must deal with the evil Lord Voldemort, who wants to take over the school. NOW COMPLETED!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Charlie B., Manfred B. - Complete
Tell Me a Story: Manfred gets Rickroll'd reviews
A short story in which Manfred gets "Rickroll'd" by Charlie and Billy.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Charlie B., Manfred B. - Complete
Tell Me A Story: Manfred Leaves Bloors reviews
A short story about when Manfred decided to leave Bloor's and find his mother.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Charlie B., Manfred B. - Complete
A Charlie Bone Story reviews
written on 8-20-2008. Charlie Bone is just an ordinary boy without a care in the world. Or is he? With the arrival of a new and potentially dangerous student, can he defend himself or will an evil witch take over the world?
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Charlie B., Paton Y. - Complete
Harry Potter & the story that made no sense reviews
There never was a Harry Potter instead, there is Tyler Potter & he must live Harry's life story. We are all doomed. First in the Tyler Potter Series. See more info in chapter 1. COMPLETED!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King reviews
Harry becomes upset after Order of the Phoenix & goes to Bloors. Too bad for him, because Charlie Bone takes him on another adventure! FINALLY COMPLETED! Read AN for more information.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Harry P., Charlie B. - Complete
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