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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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The Uzumaki's Harem- Naruto's big problem by Wolf the swordsman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has a problem that won't go down no matter what. Aki, the school nurse knows the perfect solution, and all of the women of Makin Ki help the young blonde. Warning this is a Smut fic, and Naruto with a massive harem. Updated.
Crossover - Naruto & Maken-Ki!/マケン姫っ! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,781 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Naruto U., Aki N., Haruko A., Minori R.
Addict by BigE2955 reviews
Things settled down in the Elemental Nations after the end of the war. But, that doesn't mean everything is normal. In fact, for Uzumaki Naruto it was the opposite - there was one unalienable fact about the blonde hero that would change his life forever: he was a sex addict. And that one thing would change his life forever. Naruto/Harem, many many lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,321 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/14/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Temari
Snakes and Genjutsu by supernaturalsex reviews
Mothering her fiancé's children was her greatest desire, but now she was single again. Yearning to experience the joy of motherhood, the heartbroken woman decided to take an experimental lactation-inducing pill. Little did she know, this would lead to not only her, but also her surrogate sister falling in love with the same man. Naruto x Kurenai Yūhi x Anko Mitarashi. *One-shot*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 449 - Published: 1/31 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Boruto: Sarada's sexy sleepover - A Boruto X Sarada lemon Fanfiction by AngelSoars reviews
Sarada has been invited to an overnight stay at Boruto's house - what sort of things has she planned to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Boruto U., Himawari U., Sarada U.
Hot Springs Surprise by cheesebrood reviews
After being caught peeping on Sakura, Ino and Hinata, Naruto is found by a few more visitors to the hot springs. Will they be more understanding and merciful than the girls his age?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 377 - Published: 6/1/2019 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Hana I.]
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by supernaturalsex reviews
Jiraiya was a super pervert among perverts, but he was more than just a teacher to Naruto. He was his mentor, his comrade, his biggest supporter, and the father he never had. Deciding to honor his late teacher's memory, the blond set out to lay claim on the one woman who has forever been out of the sage's reach, the woman he was also in love with. Naruto x Tsunade Senju. *One-shot*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 479 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Asexual by Ninja Luva reviews
Sasuke loves his wife Sakura more than anything in the world. However he sexually just doesn't feel anything towards her or anybody really. Wanting his wife to be as pleased as she deserves he turns to his best friend Naruto to help him out *Will think of adding other women*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 5/11/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Kage Sexbomb Naruto by SniperJoe88 reviews
Lemons only. Naruto/Harem. Dom!Naruto, and not that weak shit either. Name calling. Misognistic themes. Sasuke and Sakura Bashing. Hardcore. Now that he's Hokage, Naruto has to look out for the needs of all his friends, and their wives. Especially their wives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,249 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
emergency kit by shikastemari reviews
Boruto and Sarada are sleeping under the same roof for the first time since they started dating. Boruto x Sarada.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
I Was Blessed That You Were Born by NarHina reviews
Their Love is a blessing that will give them true happiness till the end of their days and beyond. One-shot for Hinata's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Vacation by Prestige Frost reviews
Sequel to Honeymoon! Their honeymoon was just the beginning. For Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki, the love they shared only grew with each passing day. Throw in children and Hokage duties? Well, perhaps a nice vacation is in order. Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scattered Feathers by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto should never have touched it. How could he have known this one action would change the course of his Fate and that of the Shinobi World? It would set into motion everything that what shake his beliefs, but amidst the storm there is a light and that light will stay with Naruto as he finds a way to achieve Jiraiya's dream as well as the safety of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 125,701 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Naruto U.
Honeymoon by Prestige Frost reviews
During their honeymoon, Hinata learned something new about her husband: he was an absolute stamina freak in the bedroom. How was the beach? Why, they never even left the room! Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 312 - Published: 3/22/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Perplexed Writer reviews
AU, high school fic. Sakura Haruno, one of the most popular girls in school, sets her sights on Sasuke Uchiha to be her first boyfriend. Clueless of how relationships work, she seeks advice from Naruto Uzumaki, Konoha High School's infamous delinquent and known womanizer, to help her win Sasuke's heart. But does Naruto have an ulterior motive? Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 132,342 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Mebuki H.
Thank you for loving me by swords of dawn reviews
AU Naruto in the modern world. How a constantly rejected Naruto finds love, with ironically more than one lover. This is just a small story that's been floating around for no reason. Basically its just a bit of smut with very little story telling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 135 - Published: 11/9/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Samui
Honeymoon by omegafire17 reviews
Not long after their marriage, the newlywed couple had to adjust to life together - after some time, a few aspects are becoming comfortable, but a few others are still un-tackled. Is mild-to-moderate lime in most chapters, but final one is a lemon. NaruHina, Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Himawari: Hokage for a day by Ziltoid reviews
Himawari isn't pleased that her daddy didn't show up in person on her birthday. Logically, she demands something from him to make it up to her. Himawari has to be Hokage for an entire day. It all seemed so innocent…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/15/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 10,716 - Follows: 10,855 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Seducing Naruto by LolaTheSa reviews
Hanabi has developed a sexual attraction for Naruto, Hinata finds it cute, Naruto finds it... frustrating. NaruHanaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Seeing You by Alabaster Ink reviews
He had to find Hinata. He had to make sure she was safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto's Weakness by Satoorihoya reviews
In which Hinata sought out for someone new and Naruto disapproves it. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Whiskers by Alabaster Ink reviews
Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 339 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Secret Lovers by spyder-m reviews
Unbeknownst to their friends, Naruto and Hinata have actually been seeing each other for quite some time. With their relationship developing further and the time they have to spend alone being limited, how long will they be able to keep this a secret? Naruhina. Modern day AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mother, Mama, Mom by Alabaster Ink reviews
Hinata gets some help around the house even though she doesn't know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U. - Complete
Intoxicated by HanaChou
In which Hinata found Naruto's sweaty smell intoxicating. Drabble. Pure fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heart Beatz by MothBallz reviews
They had done it. Tobi had managed to do the impossible and had captured Naruto. But Naruto wasn't one to go down without a fight. One-shot. Fem. Kyuubi. Character Death. Mild Gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Goraikou Senpuu by Youkai no Hariken reviews
The Retrieval Mission was a success but in the end, he still lost. Because of a severely beaten Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from Konoha. But just because he is banished from Konoha, doesn't mean that he will stop protecting them. Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,969 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Meeting the folks by StreamMik reviews
Naruto and Hinata have been together for a month and it's time Hinata met the folks. (all credit to artist for image).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Bound to You by Forever Fearless reviews
Alucard couldn't help that he was born a monster, and he also couldn't help that he'd been captured while in a weaker state of mind. However, what he could do was break free from the Helsing family for once and for all. All he needed was Seras Victoria.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
First Blood by Haraio reviews
One night, Alucard decides that it is about time he turns Seras Victoria into a proper vampire. Rated M for lemon and blood. Oneshot, Alucard x Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 710 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Anger and Affection by Mana Mihara reviews
I’d spent the majority of my life believing one thing, and then BAM, life smacked me right between the eyes, leaving me dazed and befuddled. Why had I never realized my feelings for him until now? [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tender Kisses by Darkflameangel reviews
On their way back from a boring mission, Naruto and Sakura stop for the night only to find that a scalded hand can’t prevent inner thoughts from leaking into outer actions. Both will come to terms with their inner thoughts.... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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A Lifetime Worth Of Wrongs reviews
Broken after losing her, he seeks to rectify his mistakes in the past... Rated M for mature themes, violence, possible lemons and harem. Time-travel. Time-travel fix-it. Pairings are as following for Adult Naruto. YoungNaruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,317 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/24/2019 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Yugao U.
Meeting The Parents reviews
Oneshot. NarutoxHinata. Takes place a couple of weeks after the events of The Last. Naruto takes Hinata to visit his parents. Emotional, fluffy and gladsome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete