hello peoples,

It's the awesome RavenRed, AKA kingsmistress, AKA darkprincess124, AKA basementprincess, I know my name changing is getting tiring but I think i'm going to stick with this one!! so welcome to my profile, here's some facts:

Name: Joanna
Age: 17
Height: Around 5'6 maybe
Eyes : Dark Blue/Dark Green
Hair: Deep Purple
Fav Colors: Dark Green/Black/Silver/Purple/Crimson

I am a Heuuge Reader, i'll practically read anything!!. I Love Harry Potter, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight Fanfictions - those are my favorite ones!!. So if you got any, email me and I'll read and be completely honest. I'm not a Big fanfiction Writer! but I'm working on it, I just can't think of a plot, so if you have a spare, I want it!!.

I'm completely insane, but you'll get used to it! xp

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free

How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic and

Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking

My Stories/Songfics

COMPLETED:

Tamora Pierce-
She Walked Away- this is a songifc, of a AU when Alanna went to the convent, and she escaped, and how she still was a legend. the Song was She Walked Away- by Barlow girl (great song!)

I'm Not Okay- this is songfic where Kel is Broken and she reflects on His Death. after she does not think she can go on. the Song was I'm Not Okay- by My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Meyer-
Who Knew- this is a songfic from in New Moon when Bella was depressed, and thinking about why he left her. the song is Who Knew- by Pink

Harry Potter-
Like toy Soldiers- this is a songfic where Harry reflects on the past years of his life, before the final battle. the Song was Like Toy Soldiers- by Eminem

IN-PROGRESS:

Stephanie Meyer-

Healing - k, so Eddie left again. Bella got changed. She and Jakie still hang out. They meet again. Very cliche in some parts. but I really don't want it to be another Edward/Bella, it's just so...used. and way, if you got ideas for it, TELL ME, I'M STUCK LIKE GILlIGAN!!...you know...Gilligans Island...old TV show...Pah! on you.

Here are a Few of my Favorite Things!:
(dude, song of music, sing it!)

Fav Books

The Harry Potter Series; J.K. Rowling
Twilight Series; Stephanie Meyers
Song of the Lioness Quartet; Tamora Pierce
The Imortals Quartet; Tamora Pierce
The Protecter of the Small Quartet; Tamora Pierce
Maximum Ride Series; James Patterson

HEY, don't look at me like that!! i just really like books!!

Favorite Quotes

"I'm sort of like Dorothy. I always end up with men who
are cowards, have no heart, or are in need of a brain."

The Higher We Soar,
The Smaller we are to Those Who cannot Fly"
--Alanna, Fanfic: My Mark, Props to Author Asra ky--

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can
cross the road without their motives being questioned."

Made me laugh :)

"Life moves pretty fast,
if you don't stop and look around once in a while,
You'll miss it"
--Ferris Buler, Ferris Buler's Day Off--

Sometimes Our Own Minds Fool us,
Allow us to hide behind the Accidental,
To justify our actions with false platitudes"
--Carlise, Fanfic: Doubt, Author: sillybella

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your Profile if you would be in the 8 that would be laughing theirs asses off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken trix rabbit some trix, then copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy this into your profile

If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" ecalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If your a review whore, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe you are genuinally(sp?) in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature!

If your a slash fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been totally embarrased by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you move your hands and/or wrists to get a point across to someone (even if you're writing/typing it. Not just talking to someone) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

A Friend helps you when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A Friend wipes your tears when you get rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

A Friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be right beside you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

A Friend will gaive you an umbrella when it rains, a best friend will steal yours are yell "RUN BITCH, RUN!!"

Words to live by...

-He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at you three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're gonna look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

-Aparently 1 in every 5 people are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom, or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you in the sell going "We fucked up, huh?"

-The Evening News, is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Props to Alyse B. for the last one, i love it!!

-thx 4 readin' luvies,

RavenRed